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@ OP
No offense but how old are you? I'm guessing you're probably around 2 to 3 hrs old, that's why this comes as a shock to you. It also explains why you think only Nigerian men kill their wives. . . yep, they are all over the news like

Scott Adebayo Peterson killed his wife Laci Tutu Peterson.
Charles Jide Stuart shot his wife Carol Banke Stuart.
David Chike Magraw strangled his wife Nancy Adanna Magraw
Joseph Sule Romano killed and dismembered his wife Katherine Hajara Romano

Seriously, are you ok. . . I suggest you go take a nap, babies need all the sleep they can get.

Me, I like how OP specified that all the kids are males, so all potential wives would be aware that his friend can hit the right spot. It's the number one rule of advertising. . . call attention to your best asset.

Funny stories! You gotta love them daddies.

SeanT21
Wow! Don't know what to say. Just keep thanking God for your life.


I remember two ridiculous incidents about my dad that still cracks me up. My dad was a teddy bear, real calm, gentle and never lost his temper, which sometimes pissed my mom off because she is action mama, before you can tell her the reason why you had to break someone’s nose. . . she has already gone off.

My dad on the other hand will tell you to sit down, so you can talk about what you did. My God! The man would spend two hours talking to you about motivation, impulse control and whatnot. Asking you questions like “What were you thinking before you struck him?” and saying things like “Anger makes you lose control, when you lose control you are no different from a mad person on the street. Are you a mad person” meanwhile, you’re sitting there thinking. . . My goodness man! Just take off your belt and whoop me so we can get this over and done with, Jeebus! You don’t have to actually see my mom to know she’s rolling her eyes like “Is he kidding me?” she used get on his case that he was way too lenient with us. . . especially me.

Any way, one day they (those amebo Iya Okons who don’t mind their business) came to report me (as usual) so my dad was all like “Go to my room and wait for me”. My younger brother follows because he takes pleasure watching me squirm in agony when I’m receiving lecture. A few minutes later, my dad walks in, heads for his closet and brings out his belt. Me, I’m think okay daddy wants to change his belt until I heard “Give me your hand”. I was like “Aaayin?” I looked at my brother asking with my eyes. . . did I just hear what I think I heard and from the expression on his face, I knew he too was confused. “Give me your hand I say” I hear again, so I did, before he could even get fold the belt sef, it took about 30 secs and then I heard twaaaai! Sound of leather hitting flesh. . . my flesh. I had to make sure it was mine because it could have been a fly touching my hand for all the pain I felt. I looked at him, looked at my brother and just started laughing, my brother joined in and we both fell on the bed, leaving my dad standing there with his belt trying not to laugh, which made us laugh some more. He cleared his throat and said “Get out of here, my friend”. As we were leaving my younger brother said to me “Daddy wanted to prove” this time my dad could not hold it, he busted out laughing.

So there it is . . . My daddy trying “Prove” – Most ridiculous thing he ever did.

Sorry it’s long

michelin89:
Can you interprete?

Tee hee hee

She warra no if naigaria womans r jeloosing of sawt afrika womans beecos mani naigaria mans mari sawt afrika womans in toronto.


@ Topic
y naigarian womans haf to be . . Sorry I forgot. Why should we be jealous? Did the man warehouse say they are running out of men?

Tunde Kelani and Amaka Igwe.

Dear God! I think I'm falling sick

That was about someone else.

colored American women,

LMAO! Oy Vey!

I'm sorry, I had to laugh but yeah, you are absolutely right instead of accepting the problem is with them, some would rather castigate a whole nation. It's silly.

[quote author=gabe_logan link=topic=155494.msg2579634#msg2579634 date=1217407009]i don't intend to personally attack you but vows can be broken without any serious consequence on the vow taker so taking a vow amounts to nothing.

any man that will takes the word of a woman (especially when she says that the man is the only one or she will never cheat) should consider the womans word. a womans feelings for a man can change at the drop of a hat (especially when it involves the mans financial situation) and when it does, the next thing they do is to cheat.

besides you are african-american, that speaks a lot by itself[/quote]Yep and you are definitely Nigerian, it not only speaks for itself. . . it screams!

@ Topic
Personally, I wouldn't do it to a guy because if I find something I don't like then I'll have to get mad and do the whole "I am mad at you but I won't tell you why because I want you to automatically guess why I am mad even though I know it's not possible but it doesn't stop me from getting madder because you can't tell" thing and when I do finally tell him, we will now have the real fight. . . quite frankly, I'm too lazy for that. It's better I stay away from the phone.

In that vain, I refuse to be held responsible for whatever he sees in my phone while snooping. Your girl is on the right track. . . being mad at you, I mean.

Curiosity killed the cat is a quote I take very seriously.

Will it be rude if I interrupted?

If you have to ask then she's not.

Right now I am pissed as hell.

ROTFLMAO

OMFG! This is Hilarious! The Title is insane!!

That's not a husband, that's a freaking love-vendor.

Anyone who slightly indicates she should go back to him is a little touched in the head. My God! Like it's not bad enough she was raped, then she finds out the guy who is supposed to love and protect her took hush money. Bastard is an understatement, he is the spawn of the devil. I swear, I can just see him walking up to random men, telling them "I'll let you rape my wife for 20 grand. No, sorry, that's the last price. . . you are getting a sweet deal oh and it's because you seem like a nice guy and I need to buy new headlight for my car, the last guy paid 35. Oya, check or money order?"

No offense OP but the appropriate title for this thread should be "Despicable Husband Ruins His Marriage".

Gah! Some people are just evil.

HCH3COO:
Nope! I meant so you shouldn't complain about doing the chores.

Wha. . . how. . . wow! I have no reply. LOL

I mean this so so blatantly chauvinistic, it caught me off guard.

I think I need to rest my head now. Yeah, that's what I need to do.

walks out of thread in a daze

dreeldee:
we do but you ladies do it a whole lot more than the men. If i help you do your laundry today, and maybe for some time because i could and wanted to at that time. it becomes a case of "honey please i need to do my laundry today " when i'm not in a position and don't feel like doing it, and if i don't, you go "If you love me, you will do my laundry " now don't tell me you don't do that and even if you don't, a whole lot of you do that.

Okay, what kinda girls have you been hanging out with? Seriously, only a retarded girl will say if you love me do my laundry.

Why does it have to be consciously divided? I mean why can't you come into the house, see the laundry basket is full and do laundry. She comes home, see dishes in the sink and does it.  You wake up before her, you go wake the kids up to get ready for school. The livingroom is a mess, she cleans is cleans it up. These things affect BOTH of you, not one person.  

I once asked a guy. . . Will you bath for you kids? His Answer - If their mom is sick or is out of town, why not? I just shook my head. . . was utterly speechless. The funny thing is guys of our generation are more into this female chores/Male chores than our parents who aren't as enlightened has we are.

For me sha, it's a moot point coz I like things CLEAN and not any kinda of clean, my own special kind of clean. . . so I will be doing the chores. I think the bone of contention will be that he takes offense when he does the dishes and I redo them. My brother already goes nuts over that.

HCH3COO:
What do you mean by "inferior" Those chores do not take/subtract away from your humanity.

Of course not! So you shouldn't have a problem doing it, riiiiiiight?

Loff? Hmmm, not sure what that means

@naijachix
Oh alright, since you ask so nicely, we'll keep our greedy paws off the bald-headed, Pot-bellied, wheezing breathlessly after taking just 3 steps married men.

Don't ever say we never do anything nice for y'all in the name of sister love.


@KarmaMod
Jeebus! That was. . . That was brutal! I know we've not known each other for too long but I have say this. . . Will you ^{[I]ducks head shyly[/I]} be my teacher? My firstborn for a chance to learn at your footstool.

Wait. . . does mine count as a question?

Lol! You think I'm really offended? The sticky tongue smiley was meant to show you I was joking. Guess it didn't convey that, huh?


Truse me, I'm not offended. With 4 brothers, sometimes I forget I'm a she

I also want to add that it's not only in the States this happens. I've heard stories from my aunties, sisters and friends scattered all over and the sickest. . . at least for me was the Naija man who almost killed himself chasing after my married, pregnant sister. ^{Go ahead,throw up. I certainly did}. Isn't that just all sorts of nasty? He was the branch manager of the bank my sister uses, he knows her husband. . . well not know, know but he's seen them together. My sister is stick thin, that when she's pregnant. . . all you see is stomach, so there is no way this guy didn't know she was pregnant. The blindman begging alms at the gate knew she was pregnant, yet this [I]prevert[/I] will not let her rest. She used to get so pissed off and it didn't help matter that her husband thought it was the funniest thing ever.

So you see, crazy men are everywhere.

@ gabe_logan
I completely agree with you, it all about the challenge. Getting a married woman, another guy's wife, a guy she swore before God and man to love, honor, obey and faithful to. . . In your bed is the ultimate prize in the game of sex. Having her wake up on your bed, after a sex marathon. . . her wedding ring glittering in the light is the Goldest of all gold medals! It is the Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, Nobel price all rolled in one.


To the lovely, lovely married women on this forum, pls don't be angry or take it personally, it isn't meant to demean you, insult you or make fun of you. No one thinks you're women of easy virture. . . as a matter of fact, it's because they know you are not easy, evident by your choice to commit to one guy, they chase after you.


Much love mah married sisters. May God continue to give you the strength and different ways to keep slamming the door in the faces of the perverts.

Kind of like the lone ranger.

cescky:
_{just kidding but u were being witty with my post, on sunday that girl whom said no to guy but was asking him dumb questions,that i asked if u wre the girl}

LOL! I am so sorry! I'm working on it, I swear I am.

Me. . . . Jerry curls? In which century?


@ steve49ja
Aww, you are laughing, is it so hard to believe I'm a she?

Me, myself and I. . . that's how I roll.

Hmmm my mama warned me about strangers who will try to lure me away with enticing promise of seeing dead people.


@ Topic
Guess your arsenal was empty of weapons or you'd have thought them a lesson, right?

According to his friends, "if you don't tell them what you mean, they'll miss the message."

Tell them is understating it, you have to hit them over the head with it, hoping the head will break open and you can now stuff it in there. It used to piss me when I'm watching a movie and they are doing this expositions soooo gba gba like that. I'm thinking in my head. . .

"Okay, they know we're not stupid right? They have got to know when we see a gunshot wound, we know it's from a gun and we don't need them to tell us it's from a gun".


Then one day, I sat through a Nigerian movie with some older Nigerian women and I finally understood why the actors have to say

"I will open this door now and enter it. This door, not that one. . . this particular one I'm standing in front of and touching now"

Guess they know their audience and that's a good thing I suppose.

@ cescky
Really? When was this?



@ steve49ja
Did you just call me he?

Fate to be here amongst friends.

Ooooooh you are so lucky, how can I see too?