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onyinye2:
Anytime Sisikill

Thank you!

You're the BEST!

2 Reasons

1) The Ring - You already have one, so they don't have to promise you one to get in your pants.

2) The Ring - Tells them you are married and as we all know, married sex is BO.OO.OO.RI.NG!! So they figure you'll be up for some excitement, a l'll sontin sontin, a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, back seat of a car, no string attached, lose my number afterwards kinda sex.

@ onyinye2

The next time my name slips from your tongue, CHOKE ON IT BITCH!!!


Oh me likey, me likey a lot, a lot.

Can I borrow it when you're done? Please? Please?

LMAO!

Some people research cure for cancer and AIDS.

Others spend their time trying to find an end to World Hunger and promote world peace.

And then there are those who research the sexual prowess of women from a particular country in order to find out why all the girls they've slept with. . . yawn and read a magazine in the middle of sex.

Yep, we've got all the basis covered!

I'm fucking confused! What the Bleep do you expected to see in a thread called the F' Word and the first fucking post you see is about Bleep? Do you fucking think it's going to be about fucking flowers or Fucking Farina Milk? People without a fucking sense of a humor or who's laughter bone is bleeped up should do us a fucking favor and

Blame his love-filled eyes for not seeing your email quickly.

Hood, Ghetto. . . it's all the same.

Why are you mean?

If not you, then who?

Who ever makes me mad.

Absolutely! Why take the blame when you can pawn it off?

stillwater:
Sisikill, now I know you're crazy

Thank you!

Done for me lately

sorry, couldn't think of anything else

Wasn't I supposed to answer?

Blah, Blah, Blah. . . works only on paper not in real life.

Why would I want to do that?

Register for a gun licence before marriage.

michelin89:
@ topic

I hope you'll be alive to ask if you can give him a third chance!

Rotflmao! Mean! Mean! Mean!

I like it!!!

DeepZone:
It's not really an insult, it naturally means a slacker.

I'm sorry but I'm still at a loss, when did respecting a woman make a guy a slacker? What. . . she wants him to tear her clothes off, throw her on the bed and have his way with her before they say hello?

No wonder men are confused. . . in addition to their natural born state of confusion I mean.

KarmaMod:
Never heard of "jew man" in my life.

and if your friend doesnt find his ways charming, let her pass him on to someone who deserves good things

Oh so Jew man is meant to be an insult. Yeah now, I can see how insulting it is when a guy buys you expensive things, takes you to nice places and never pressures for sex.

Effing Bastard Jew Man! A man like that should not be allowed in society.

Jeebus! Some women have major issues.

I've never heard this before.

Jew man?

How did they come up with that?

Is it because Jews are supposed to be Holy people?

Is it because Jews are supposed to be Generous?

And does a giver have to be Indian to be called an Indian Giver?

So many unanswered questions

Gamine:
Matter of Choice.

Destiny is the choice that becomes You

Brilliant!!

rampant:
just imagine ,after waiting for d D-day ,where by even fire brigade will not be able to seperate d both of u in d acrobatic action ,man go come tell u say him willy willy no fit stand ,and u expect me to sit back and tell him "it's ok honey" ?hell no


but wait a minute what happened to smooching?if d main thing is not allowed pre-intimacy is allowed now,atleast during the whole process if d thing does not stand u don't have to go ahead wt d marriage stuff

ROTFLMAO. . . OMFG, that's funny.

Wasn't Willy Willy a scary show or something?

I remember as a kid chanting [b]"Willy Willy don come" [/b]with my friends.

Abi was it because it was used for Pe/nis it sounded scary?

Let's not deceive ourselves, it's gonna be hard on both parties but with understanding they can work things.

For the wife - Understanding why her husband didn't tell her before marriage. He probably was embarrassed and thot she might leave. Men are very sensitive about such matters.

For the husband - Understanding when he comes home to find the poolboy, the driver, the maigaurd, their neighbors 18yrs old son, the 18 yrs old boy's father, the milkman, the newspaper man. . . any man servicing his wife.

Like I said understanding is the key to a Happy & Succesful marriage.

This is actually a very good question. It's unfortunate most people aren't aware of the reppercussion of men doing house chores. Researches have been done on this but do you hear of the results? NO.

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy nut or anything but I think the govt have been working hard to conceal their findings.

Did you guys hear about the husband and father. . . good, hardworking solid man who turned into a goat from just picking up a broom or the straight A son who suddenly lost his intelligence the moment he washed the plates HE ate from? Why didn't this make the news, you ask. . . well it's because there is a collective effort by the Govt and The Women, Wives and Mothers Group to keep these things on the downlow, thereby luring innocent men and boys into doing dishes, making beds, vacuuming and cleaning out gutters.

Ask yourself this - Do you want to live in a world where men do housechores? Are you ready to face the consequences? If your answer is no, please join us. . . we call ourselves The Radicals, in fighting this heinous crime.

Click the link below for more info.

http://pacific-t.com/Pig.jpg

HCH3COO:
NOT MYYYYY OWN FRIEND O

LMAO! You don't want us going "Hmmm, birds of the same feathers, eh?"

Don't worry, we got you, we got you.

@ Topic

Mr. VE Calais should go and seat down jo. Let's not even get into the fact that he wants to use his wife as mare so he can get an upgrade but is he stupid or what? He should use the brains God gave him and the Internet Bill Gates or whoever invented the internet , gave him  for some basic research and stop whining like an old woman in the village. I swear I can almost see him screaming "Ara adugbo e gba mi ooo".

In this day and age, the other guy wouldn't have to touch let alone sleep with his wife. Haba, when there is Artificial Insemination, all those surrogate mothers. . . do people think they sleep with the baby daddies? Ignorance is not Bliss oh!


On the other hand, the other wife is INSANE. . . she wants baby but she doesn't want to go through the wahala of having one. Is she for real? I mean if she had some medical problems, I understand but because it's too much trouble? Honestly!


The husband who wants to pass his gene by hook or by crook instead of adopting. . . lawd-a-mercy, people still think that way?

In short all the participants in this mini drama, except the mare, are out of their minds.

@ Hannibal
Still? Eh eh. . . I don't what else to do fa. I've cut my diet to 1 meal of sacarsm a day. I promise you, I did. Before it was morning, afternoon and night and snacking in between.

[I]*sigh*[/I]

I supposed I could cut it down some more. . . Maybe one glass a day.


@ Topic
She only wants him back because he's with someone else and he's obviously a little off in the head. . . why else would he go back to her? Perfect Match I say, may the gods of marital bliss bless the perfect union between selfish and stupid.


[I]Drinks from wine glass and then breaks it.[/I]

OPA!!!