E.T in between your legs

Saw this game at another forum and it's fun.The idea is to name a movie,followed by "in between your legs".
I'll start.

Clash of the titans in between your legs 

@ timpaker
oh my gosh.hurt locker is just wayyyy overrated.crappiest crap in crap town I didn't even finish I got bored after the first 15 mins.
Dear John.I mean seriously,who hangs out and talks about utter rubbish with his girlfriend after she breaks his heart?
Silly movie producers.I regret wasting more than an hour of my life watching this nonsense.

Hello people. I need some help. I will be going home soon and I am still searching for the best  and cheapest airlines. I have come across Air France and it seems alright.

My question is,does anyone have any idea what the baggage allowance is? I have searched and haven't found what I'm looking for. On their site, they wrote that every flier is allowed to carry 2 baggage weighing no more than 23 kgs is. Does it mean for my two bags,I will be allowed to carry 46 kgs or just 23?

Help needed.
Thanks.

psycho dude!

You sound like some desperate chinese ladies always looking for pple from Uk or U.S
anofia!
So you too better for pple from other countries.Yeye gal.

Thanks a lot for the response and esp the links

Didnt take the vaccine,now,I'm a hep B carrier and won the dv.Can I be denied a visa based on that? I'm so sad right now.

You were my idol.I will miss you.
May the LORD grant rest to your troubled body and soul.

No No No
Going back home to Cameroon

Oh the finally replied and instructed me to send the new infos,I did both by email and post.
Now.fingers crossed.Pray for me abeg

Thanks all for the replies.I finally got someone willing to sign the affidavit,thank JESUS.Now I have to inform the KCC about my change of address.I sent them an email.What else should I do?

Presently,I live in China where I teach.My hope is to continue in the teaching profession.

Abeg I have decided not to get married.I no want wahala.Besides,the person who applied for me indicated my marital status as single.Worse still,it's getting harder for couples,esp those who got married after the results were out,to be issued visas.As a matter of fact,a friend of mine and his "spouse" have been banned from entering the U.S for 10 yrs
I no want am abeg.I don over suffer sotey papa GOD don sorry moi.
Anyway,my main prob is me i no get person for sign affidavit oh.na how I go do?

My people I salute oh.I need some information.If I win the visa lottery and then get married later on,is it possible for the U.S embassy to refuse issuing me a visa yet,giving my spouse the visa?

You chercha, you trouva
you trouva,you supporta

I'd be scared to death but threaten to pour hot oil or water if I find him 100 metres away from me.

Entre le dough si je go,et le ndolo de ma go
Je cha le ndolo
mais sans le dough n'ya pas ndolo
(KOPPO)
Meaning
Between money and my baby's love
I'll take love anytime
But without money,there ain't no love.
No be me I talk am oh.I just di repeat na some guy e theory.

Go join "sock" on the tv show called "Reaper" make wuna continue di love wuna step bro-sis

I went for mine last week, unwillingly.I live abroad so one of the requirements of a full time job is getting a residence and work permit and before you get that,you must go for a complete medical check up,paid for by your employer.Chei,fear want kill me but thank GOD.All came back clean.

Desole l'ami mais presque personne ne parle le Francais dans ce forum.Juste bonne a savoir,les Nigeriannes ne parle pas Francais.Pour repondre a ta question,je ne connais aucune site web or pages jaunes ou ont peut trouver plus d'infos mais tout les Nigeriannes ne sont pas des voleurs comme par toute au monde.Il y'a des citoyens honnetes et malhonnets.
Bon chance en tout cas.

First of all,I want to apologise if I posted in the wrong forum but I didn't know where to post.
Ok.Here it goes.Be careful.There is a scammer out there who is using the Beijing 2008 O.G to dupe others.Here is a excerpt of the letter.How we diss ourselves and blame others






Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2007 13:56:56 -0000 (GMT)
Objet: Be a Facilitator (Earn US$4500)
De: "The Beijing 2008 Olympic Games" <info.bk@beijing2008.cn> Ajouter au carnet d'adresses
À:
In August Next Year China will be host the world in the 2008 Olympic
Games
and we the Chinese people want to give the world the best we can.
The Local Olympic committee is organizing a Five months program for
English/French language speaking countries to come to China and help us
be
a facilitator. As a facilitator you will be required to handle English
citizens coming to either watch or participate in the games, you will
be
required to learn basic Mandarin(Chinese Language) for three months
(May
to July 2008).
All Facilitator will be required to stay in China till the end of the
Olympic Games. The Local Organizing Committee will be in charge of your
Air ticket, accommodation, Visa and a package fee of US$ 4500 for the
duration of their stay in China.
Requirements:
1) Detail Curriculum Vitae
2) Completed attached form
3) Photocopies of highest certificates and attestations. (Minimum
of
baccalaureate or equivalent)
4) Must speak English fluently.
6) Must be 21 and above
7) Must have an International Passport.

All information should be sent via email to this address, latest date
for
acceptance of forms should be 18th of December 2007. Registration is
US$200; we look forward to welcoming you in China. For further
information
Please Contact Mr. Yang Ga Woo email: wangkimlee@gmail.com, Tel:
008613424130344
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

En aout 2008 la chine organise les jeux olympiques et notre peuple
chinois
comte offrir au monde entier un accueille chaleureux.
Dans ce but Le Comité Local organise un program pour tout pays
Francophone/Anglophone entant que facilitateur courant mai 2008
jusqu'en
septembre 2008. En tant que facilitateur, vous aurez pour tache de vous
occuper de tous étrangers du monde entier parlant sois langues
français
ou anglais. Vous auriez aussi pour tache, apprendre le Mandarin (langue
chinoise) pendant trois mois (de mai a juin 2008)
Tous facilitateur seront loger en chine jusqu'à la fin des jeux
olympiques. Le Comite Local prendre charge de votre billet d’avion,
logement, Visa et une rémunération d’US $3500 pour votre séjour en
Chine.
Pièce à joindre pour demande;
1) CV complet
2) Expérience professionnelle
3) Formulaire remplis
4) Avoir une bonne communication en langue française
5) Photocopie du diplôme le plus élevé (minimum baccalauréat ou
équivalent)
6) Avoir un passeport internationale
7) Avoir plus de 21 ans
Toutes informations doivent être reçues avant le 18 décembre 2007 par
notre email de correspondance. Avec frais d’enregistrement US $200.
Nous
vous souhaitons la bienvenue en chine.
Pour toute autre information complémentaire veuillez contacter M. Yang
Ga
Woo ; email wangkimlee@gmail.com, Tel : 008613424130344

Sincerely yours
Wang Kim Lee
Chief Coordinator
Local Organizing Committee
Beijing 2008



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Pièces jointes


Fichiers :


FACILITATOR_FORM.doc (29k) Consulter et sauvegarder dans l'ordinateur

To me,children are an investment.You'll never know till u are too old to take care of urself.I love kids and most especially a large number. a dozen (i am not Nigerian and my country's pop is not so large).I only have to work hard so as to be rich enuf to take good care of them all.If not.3 or 4 will do

Naija will always represent regardless of condition and like they said in that forum about Nigerian expansion, my advice is that our neighbors, region and continent better come correct or else we will expand and strengthen and call it Greater Nigeria. Ghana amongst all others better be on our part but cameroun is like one of our worst brothas and we have the eagle's eye on her. We have 2020 to be first five eventhough we told the world it was going to be first twenty.
Naija is coming and enemies of a prosperous west Africa should better leave because it will be Naija in the driver's seat. But honestly we would gain more cooperating with others and them cooperating with us.

GET A LIFE!!!
From your post,I take it you as well as a lot of Nigerians HATE Cameroonians.Why then do u complain when they hate u in return? Deal with it.By the way,its folks like you who make the world worst than it already is.Now u have nothing else to do than to "have the eagle's eye on her". We are not even part of ECOWAS nor any regional stuff.The only links we have are the borders.I kind of understand why Cameroon never joined ECOWAS.It seems like you all in that group got some serious issues.Hating one another.I hope we stick to CEMAC. Every country aims at prosperity even though few actually take steps to do it.Good luck in naija growth but for your sake,I hope u outgrow the hatred u show for Cameroonians because it won't serve u much,especially when you are in their midst.You will end up being ashamed because as much as we have our political differences,Cameroonians are the most hospitable people I know.

My Super Super hero is Tom Wellings as "Clark kent" in Smallville and my favourite villain is Michael Rosenbaum as "Lex Luthor" in Smallville as well.

I'm in so much love with that series of Superman (Smallville), I even have the DVD of all the Seasons except season 6, which is still on and they ain't pirated, its as clear as watching a movie in the Cinema.


I second that.Smallville simply rocks.And oh,I already watched all of season 6 here free of charge.All you need is a fast internet connection.Its got other cool shows too

www.tv-video.net

edochie:

Hello,

Come to think of it taking Cameroon as an instance i travelled there sometime last year with my international passport and having been cleared at the Ikom border Ekok-Cameroon, i boarded a veihicle from the border to Kumba and from Kumba to Buea all in their southwest province.I tell you without mincing words there were about 35-40 check points on the road.Each looking out for Nigerian pasports.For a 3 day visit to your neighbouring African country even with your border entry stamp on your international passport a cameroonian Gendane(immigration) tells you to go hell that you ought to have a visa.Imagine!!! There is a particular check point within the mamfe area where the men posted there are demons to Nigerians.As you are speaking English he understands you perfectly, because they are bi-lingual yet, he repies you in French with enough insult. Guess what !people say Nigeria police is corrupt but i tell you travel to Cameroon and see what it takes to be corrupt.Broad day light Bribe.The essence of looking for Nigerians is simply to extort money.A nigerian police will take #20 and appreciate it but a Cameroonian gerdane or police will obtain 1000 cfa at each point without mercy and even insult you at that.1000 cfa ia about 200 and something naira Imagine that!!! There are cases where they obtain as much as 10,000 cfa in one check point if they discover your Nigerian passport was just disvirgined at their border in the course of your travel.The funny thing is that they come to Nigeria every day via the same route to Onitsha/Aba and other parts of Nigeria to buy their goods and go scot free.This creates a big rivarly between them(cameroonians) and our fellow Nigerians living in their country as they face Cameroonian immigration everytime they travel and waste their money settling while their people don't.At the end of the day the same market they bought with our brothers and sisters in our own country they will sell at cheaper prices and thereby having successful turnover at the expense of our fellow Nigerians.This confirms the fact that African Hate even Nigerians

FYI,the Cameroonian police and gendarme extort Cameroonians just as much.Fact is,its never easy being a foreigner in another country.I know what I am talking about.It sucks but well,c'est la vie.

Gosh!! I can't stop laughing at some of the posts here.Some nairalanders are really funny

Na wa.Just come scare the poor lady like that

Why do u pity him?
Abeg pple wuna leave MJ
First,it was that he was impotent
Now,pple pity him for having kids/pity his kids? For what?
He had those kids with white girls.Genetics can be funny.
Abeg,leave him make e enjoy e pikin dem

I read a response from yahoo tech that microsoft actually owns 47% of Apple.If that is true,then there is absolutely no copying from microsoft.They are simply doing bizness.Throwing slangs and calling vista "ye ye" will not change a thing.They own the market,most of it,that is. So if you can't beat them,join them.The truth is,every industry has its problems.It's not like Mac and others are problem free.It's not also like they are not worth the money.With time,they will repair all or most of the bugs and vista will be great.Give it time, it always works
The bottom line is,there is freedom of choice.

Good Luck

I have downloaded and activated but I need an authorisation key.How do I get that

Merry Christmas y'all