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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Paris Saint Germain (3 - 1) On 14th February 2018 by Situation: 10:48pm On Feb 14, 2018
Giddymoney:

Bros make we hear word o
Nobody wan gree ansa you, you no go sharap
HARDCORE¿¿ sad

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Business / Re: Why The Hig Rate Of Startup Failures In Nigeria? by Situation: 8:29am On Oct 04, 2017
this is not funny oo, I hear people saying Economy this, financial that, Ogbenii have you considered JAZZ factor?? for better understanding: I lost my bukateria to so called spiritual-grandmas doing something similar on small scale. in my opinion this should come first
1. spiritual stability(strong body IP)
you sef jazz up

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Car Talk / Re: New 2018 Toyota Camry: Details And Photos by Situation: 1:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
Lautech G.boys..food is ready

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Romance / Re: This Prom Photo Has Got The Net Buzzing by Situation: 12:38pm On Jun 27, 2017
one thing is of certainty.. that dude is getting some tonight...if na me nkor #gbagbeOshii
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help Me And Thank God, Got Job With Nigerian Turkish International College by Situation: 3:39pm On Sep 08, 2015
yu Berra feeem!!! before I Alert yur village witches...if yur alarm blow try dey cut the red wire...congratulations
Politics / Re: What Has This Police Man Done To Be Beaten Up Like This In Effurun by Situation: 3:26pm On May 24, 2015
oh how I wish men for south-west get enough mind to quash this crazy bunch.
Religion / Re: The Word 'Forgiveness' And The Concept Behind It. Whats Your Own Definition?. by Situation: 2:27pm On Dec 28, 2014
GFID...God Forgives I Dont...why the fvkc wud yu fvkcin offend m in da fvkcin place if yu are not fvkcin EVIL yursef..#smh gba gbe oshii, forget nonsense jorr
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by Situation: 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2014
damn!!!

Romance / Re: ★♥Nigerian Ladies should see this drawing♥★ by Situation: 11:36am On Dec 06, 2014
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Celebrities / Re: Flavour N'abania Features Fiancee Anna Ebiere In New Music Video (photos) by Situation: 3:16pm On Nov 30, 2014
walks in angry walks out, looks back shocked ...wich kain wahala be diz sef :-/
Romance / Re: How Can (guys) Notice When U Gals Are Hot And Arroused? (PT 2) by Situation: 8:13pm On Dec 07, 2013
sweetestguy: crap,if u dnt knw wat to say, jus say u dnt knw, imagine u jumped from 1 to number 3grin
Dude are yu as dumb as yu sound *yu mean to say yu can see the “2“* more so i‘m not the OP so why yur mama triping
Romance / Re: Siberian Teen Just Auctioned Her Virginity For About $27,000 by Situation: 11:12am On Dec 07, 2013
grin Buahh!!! una naija virgins una see a lucrative venture; if yu lyk still go give am to mr capenter
Romance / Re: How Can (guys) Notice When U Gals Are Hot And Arroused? (PT 2) by Situation: 11:05am On Dec 07, 2013
When a girl is HOT:
1. They mostly cross their laps *while sitting* with their hands together over their inner tighs 2. When in a conversation with a desirable male their eyes sequence btw the eyes n the lips at interval while biting/licking their lower lips
3. She mostly hits yu on the laps or shoulder when making mushy or silly comment...more coming

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Situation: 6:53pm On Dec 02, 2013
This was a mixtape i did for my EX early this year hope yu feel it:
Oh yea i know yu gat a life b4 yu met me at the PARTY;
April 6 sitting at the VIP;
Alotof chics around girl yu gat me PONDERING;
Couldnt hold anymore i asked yu to the CORNER;
Told me yu on menses i checked yur pad for YA;
Girl yu so crazy i could stop trippin; when yu came around looking so FABULOUS;
Boys staring at yu,yu hard lika CALCULUS;
Couldnt take my eyes off yu like the FAST N THE FURIOUS;
Yur smile is so dazing i never wanna let yu GO;
Baby tell me anything yu want i‘ll yu back in 100 FOLD;
Girl yur love is so shocking its like i‘m under power VOLT;
Sometimes when i look at yu obssessed with yur BBM;
Pic yu without it looks so impossible;
Yu gat alotta dudes already broke yur HEART;
All i want is just a chance to put all the pieces BACK;
Dolly-P i do hope y realize i‘m in love with yu coz i‘m the SITUATION deuces...
*What yu think pipol*

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Policeman Smoking Marijuana In Public by Situation: 9:47pm On Nov 13, 2013
thax whatta talkie 'bout mahn WEEDNATION on point...we smokers are berra than. some mudafvckin preachers outta world #smokingSection
Literature / Re: Life On The Run: Season 5. Life In Amsterdam. by Situation: 4:03pm On Nov 06, 2013
Situation: @Zubby please I can't seem to register on yur blog globalruns can yu be so nice to assist me my email:kimilin004@yahoo.com thanks
ZUBY77:
send me your desired username and password with emai to the phone number on my signature. i will register you from dashboard and tell you how to change it.
zubby I've sent the details to yu couple of hours ago please kindly confirm the process hmmm biko
Literature / Re: Life On The Run: Season 5. Life In Amsterdam. by Situation: 9:23am On Nov 06, 2013
@Zubby please I can't seem to register on yur blog globalruns can yu be so nice to assist me my email:kimilin004@yahoo.com thanks
Romance / Re: Question- Guyz, Can You Marry A Woman Who Drinks?(alchohol) .. Reasons... by Situation: 2:31pm On Nov 03, 2013
lynpetra: I love JD too but the last two bottles I drank last came with only a cover.The white see through cover after the exterior black cover isn't there,Was it fake I bought??

nah it ain't fake...actually it. depends, if the liquor bank yu acquired it from has a goodwill for providing quality whiskey yu can assume it original if not take the hint...yu can as well check the bottom of the bottle if yu can see the "cwr" sign or signature but I'm not sure if yu would coz JW always has original signatures
Literature / Re: Life On The Run: Season 5. Life In Amsterdam. by Situation: 9:56am On Nov 03, 2013
BIA! BIA!. . . No even try this nonsense this morning, if
u know wetin good for u come update this thread
Romance / Re: Question- Guyz, Can You Marry A Woman Who Drinks?(alchohol) .. Reasons... by Situation: 8:43am On Nov 03, 2013
as for me I'm addicted to Johnny walker right from time and my fiancée only joins me once in a while just to justify she's not against my drinking..coz the three thing I care about n can never hurt is my spouse,myself n my JW
Nairaland Ads / Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Situation: 11:34pm On Oct 26, 2013
Anthony4578: Humbly sir
buuuuuuaaaahhhhh!!!! gringringrin seriously
lol.if I were fashola I would commit sucide than campaign. with that, I rather stay illiterate than skul ina skul with such banner, I. would definitely wouldn't have bought my iPhone in. such a shop. with that ad, and most definitely I would kill the. designer of that IV for my wedding. ....sorry I'm was born wicked grin
Romance / Re: If Sex Is A World Cup,which Country Do You Think Will Win? by Situation: 6:01pm On Oct 26, 2013
Nomski0: Country i think i'll go with Greece. Greek men really think with what's between their legs, from what i've heard.
yu Abso-fvkcin-lutely. right statistics shows Rome n Greece mostly Athens are termed "gods of sex" they basically have sex. at 2hrs interval well take the. plot of Spartacus "the sex idea" which really portrays their insight n also gladiator havens....so I second yur post
Romance / Re: Do Guyz Realise It When They Mistakenly Elbow A Lady's Bust??? by Situation: 11:30am On Oct 26, 2013
Emmadani: What of ladies,do u realize it when u mistakenly tap a guys peni5.because this one done happen to me plenty timez for skul and church(all in the name of dancing).Dem go pretend like say notin happen.

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