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Buaaahh!! *choking* say wetin..yu no even dey compete with yur fellow boobs-bearer..buh biko con here na high school una dey?

danot1030: not even a gud lier, how can s*x be possible 4 2hrs?

Person forget that one..yu never use “bullet“ which makes yur joystick readily active for 32hrs

Buaaahh!! Yeepa *fainted* “iya tawa“ this folks don rewind yu 4 my mind oo..i fear iya tawa pass mr Biggs oloun gbo

Buaaahhh!! *fainted* laffin cord disconnected..weerey re ooo

*choking*

everyday: A stingy person will never change,whether it be at home,work,school or even in church

My friend shuat up!! Yu fink its easy to be stingy..yu no dey look pastor face..better give the money yu‘v gat to beggars than making so pastors rich *vex*

Well am not in suapport of yur crime list..BUAT yu see that nuamber 2..is a one of the tangible reason that draws me closer to chuarch and God..and *biko* nuamber 6 too is chiiineke‘s handwork my bethren hmmm,yu see a good thing in the houase of the lord and yu appreciate it God for a such marvelouas package *haba*

*clear-throat* biko m.o.r.o.n check my face how many tribal mark yu fit count..if i b.itch-slap the bearing out of yu *dumb‘fvkc*

lipsyliscious: Dis one na skelewu tinz! nairalanders I got 2 hear ur comments about how dis is a big lie... with my can of coke n pop corn

Chick me been trippin for this yur “waiting comment,with popcorn n can coke“,this has always been yur openning speech not complaining thou ..*saucy-eyes*

Lol..*choking*..i use an iphone and mine kiddy-pie uses a BB infact she‘s a freak when it comes to BBM coz she‘s obsessed with it but never dare bring it to the bedroom when am around.. I just sometime let her be.but she knows i can make her drown that phone herself..its a bad habit thou

Do i have to visit the rentals and buy yu “two can play the game movie“..*buzz*

They say“put yur money where yur mouth is“..well i guess they‘ve decided to“put their strugglin business factory there too“...*JumpOuttaWindow*

Just jogging by...

Heads up for newbies: yu see that OGA @ THE TOP(op)..yu can call him nice for been sweet but the guy brutal gan oo fa when it comes to banishing..just be textually mindfully..baba mii(sexkillz) i hail, i remain loyal sir(out)

Yu folks cant stop choking me with laffta...excuse and correct me if i‘m wrong,what is the first thing that attracts yu to a person when yu walk through a door? It the LOOK!..as for me sha na why i like GTB there are enough beaurifu chicz to make my deposit with!!

I rather curb my joystick to painting babies..which of coz am good at

lertee: The picture is getting clearer,she loves you and that is enough to forgive you,stop wasting her time and propose to her.

I‘m planning to do that on her next visit by april(4th yr annv)..thats why it has been difficult for me to decide which one to do first “propose“ or “confession“ *headache*

lertee:
What are your plans with her,do you want to marry her? If yes then go ahead and tell her the truth. She won't leave you or turn down your marriage proposal,I am very sure she has been waiting. Three years is too long.

I have tried countless times but eachtime i look at how happy and full of life she is when she‘s with me i couldnt bring myself to bear the pain i would cause her...she deserves to stay happy..*in her voice* “you the first and only thing i ever won in my entire life“..its too much *sobber*

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lertee: This is somehow funny.
Lemme ask you,do you truly believe she doesn't know she's older than you?
Eight good years? Unless you made this story up though.

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Jenams: Its time to pay for ur crime otunba! Go n fcckin pay!

Comon mate we all have bad relationships and it wasn‘t my fault to be candid about the so called union.and the b.tich is referring to a “5years“ long dead relationship you can imagine 5years *haba*

You have to get out there and
practice and meet people and probably
make some pretty bad mistakes
.
The old saying “learn from my mistakes” only goes
so far.
Most of us learn best by making a few
mistakes of our own. Hopefully you can apply
that knowledge to those who hurt you and
forgive them when they mess up

Similarly it should save us some effort and time. If
someone isn’t attracted to you, trying to
convince them that they are or should be
isn’t really worthwhile
. You may in some cases
be able to increase their attraction or develop it
(friends that become lovers later in life).
However, you can’t ever just give someone a
logical list of why they should be attracted
to you
. Either they are or they aren’t. Or maybe
they are quite sure yet…yeah it never is that
simple.

Why is this even important? Why do we care if
attraction is a choice or not?
If ultimately attraction is not a choice than
I think it should alleviate some of the
anxiety about rejection and rejecting that
we get
. No one likes rejection and hopefully most
of us don’t like rejecting someone else. If we can
remember that we can’t help who we are
attracted to (and who we are not) perhaps we will
be more understanding of people who just don’t
find us attractive.
It’s a fact of life: you just aren’t going to be
attracted to every guy that asks you out.
And if attraction is not a choice you shouldn’t feel
so bad about turning him down. After all if
marriage to one person for the rest of your life is
anywhere in your future dreams, you essentially
have to turn down 3.5 billion of the opposite sex
in exchange for that one person.

Age shifting range

Lovetinz: Otunba, Otunbaby Relaxxxx,
This is your reply:
Honey, I hav been expecting this message, I will be there 30minutes early.
I cant wait to be your 1. all over again.
Muah muah muah.
Then get there early, and start calling her non-stop to say you are there.

thats absolutely gonna boost her confidence and ego *mixe-feelings*

I recieved the most astonishing and stunning text message of my lifetime this afternoon..my day started with so much gracefulness and energy well until 3:23pm when my phone buzzed and there it was in my face “otunba oga oo longtime no see, you seem to forget me so easily i can see it was so easy for after you ruined and destroy my entire life abi.am sure you are surprised as to how i got your cell number hmmm,just want you to know i have made of up my mind and am coming back to claim what is rightfully mine so you can tell all those useless riff raffs you dating to get going already.. Otunba i know you‘re player and cunning but this time i‘m equally ready for your game,you just call my bluff and see.and please Darling meet me @ j3 plaza tomorrow by 6pm i hope you haven‘t forgotten how we used to do it..kisses baby muah“ all i could do was sink into my seat..right now my mind is blank please i need serious advice because this is a very serious problem i just got myself dished

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]It would have been best to stick to her present job and inure to the rants of her boss, that'd give you more time to get your degree dusted and you two planning for the future.

Quitting a job isn't always the solution but changing our attitude and perception towards the said situation is, i believe u've talked this up with her.

Explain to her the situation and why its necessary to hang on to that job, let her device ways to get along with the boss and deal with all the stress.

You can get this whole thingy outta the mud Mr Situation.[/color]

Ohh how i wish it were that simply to get see things through so clearly..if there had been a voice upload i would have love for you to listen to the conversation we had after she call me up in the mid-nyt yesterday..swearing and yelling to give her superiors her piece of mind simply because an exam is scheduled for all the employees by november ending,she even threatened not to take the exam,so her superior and exam can go to hell for all she cares..the shocking part is i have never heard her “swear“ before coz she‘s so religious..its so disturbing

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My apologies for any confusion: yes she's a south african lady who resides and work in johannesburg south africa and i'm a nigerian and i live and work here in nigeria...and she wants to relocate to nigeria permanently by applying for a spouse-relation residence because she wants to be with me and be in a fresh environment...which of coz is good for her and the relationship bcoz it had been a long distant relationship all along BUT if she quits her job and me currently running a degree course which is sucking every single dime out of my income is gonna be a serious dent in our livelihood..i dont know if you get my drift @ all

Sure we find ourselves in different situations and had different reasons we better lie...either to save face,not to hurt someone,get out of a mess, or even to delibrately get someone you distaste into trouble. Well its better to start with the instigator of the matter *smiles*: mine was to make my present fiancee to fall in love with me 3yrs ago; when she asked me how i knew her favourite meal,song,color and even drink(soda water 'she cant spare you a drop') i simply told her it was pure coincidence..truth been i paid her bff for the info...feel free to share yours please, just make sure the person you lied to is not available to nab you lol

The first thought that comes to your mind i guess would be "how has this got to do with me" but you can do me great good by giving a geniune advise...i have been engaged to my fiancee(a south african) for 3 close to 4yrs now who lives and works in south africa and not for once has she said "i had fun at work today",she always laments about her nagging boss about meeting targets and clients compliant etc. Her last visit to nigeria(coz i live and work here) 2months ago i fully realise she's struggling alot with the job...the adequate thought would be for her to change occupation but there is no job opportunity that pays equally or better than her current job(bank consultant) right now in south africa and here in nigeria the economy and job opportunity is nothing to brag about...i'm having sleepless nights coz she threatened to quit her job which right now is important she keeps it and insist she wants to gets a nigeria citizenship to distant herself from all the craziness and be closer to me, which of course is good but the timing is awful...i really need matured and feasible advice please thanks