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buaaaahhhh!!! weeereey re ooo

my fiancee's IMS to me the night before I asked her out :

A greater friend I found in you!
You cared, listened and mayb just maybe even loved me
unconditionally.....I say unconditionally cause you asked
nothing in return for all your good deeds... Turning my
frail seconds in to dancing......I waited patiently just like
Noah waited for the eagle, for thatmoment where you'll
place conditions, that never came
A greater friend I found in you...
I lost them... I soaked myself in tears mourning my
friendship with her with him I mean them...but A greater
friendship I found in you...
I used you and you allowed me fell guilty wanted to repay
you in a commodity of you choice....you said use me if
you don't ill be useless. You r price less yet significantly
valuable....I lost them, him and her. A greater friend I
found in you
In a stranger a made friend.....like Matthew knew and
lived with Jesus I might have not met you but I always
knew you like how Paul knew Christ.....
How do you do that.....huh?......make me smile when you
are on the other side of the universe.....amazing
The author is my sincere heart

Signed by Thanda

buaaahhh!!! i dey gidi gba for whatsapp tinz..international calls wey be say cost like sh*t, I go jus jeje le tell my kiddy-pie to block me online And make free-day/night calls(voice notes)...the day she get my scoop, she self hail the package

buaaahhh!!! eee man pikin don change oo...the day my fiancee got to Know a few pages of my past she shock; her gentle handsome loving bo was once an aggressive no bullsh*t taker...coz sometimes she fit just smack me with book or spoon And I go just laff am..when no one dares "press my para button"

buaaaahhh!!! hmmm...relationship is meant for two people some B.itches just don't know how to count...the P point is yu'll get caught,biko even if yu are james bond 007

hmmmm...*mute* buaaahhhh!!!..laff wan end me oooo

buaaahhh!!! jim iyke my friend come out here na na And answer this accusation,coz I sabi say na yu wear face cap n sunglass pass for night

buaaaahh!!!! eeeee my fiancee na beans..the one wey be say go dey yan: can't otunba It'll ruin my manicure n my clothes ain't perfect for that..the idea no fit even stroll pass my mind...I go just charter drop sharply

Buaaahh!! I never even finish to dey chew ma “pako“

Buaaahh!!! *choking* weereey re ooo..na die yu dey

Buaaahh!!! *jumping* Laff wan end me ooo my kidney don boil..make she try am with “BURNA BOY“ make she get eclipse of the eyes

No one has given me a hint on the matter...una just dey make me dey laff

Harbosede02: Pregnant women wooing a guy??*takes a careful luk at op and runs away 4rm thread*

buaahhh!!! Weerey re oo...i no hans nii?

Abbey2sam: Are you gay?

i cant relate yur question to the issue...have yu read my topics

oselenkejoor: The same "somebody somewhere" lines. Just admit its you, we'll continue to pray for you. Maybe its your gift/talent/whatever Mr. Oko-:Poloyun

buaaah!!! Me ke? I gat enough on my plate already read my topics

Sweetlemon: Don't mind her. I might have had a rough beginning but I'm almost married while she's still a single mother who stays online 24/7 due to lack of a social life. Mtcheeeeeeew

Buaaahh!!! See hatred..i don kuku write for my fb if i die of laffta make them track all of una for NL

Exponental: Maybe the foetus (unborn babies) recognise him as d man responsible for their former mother's death or their abortion.

Buaaahh!! laff wan end me oo..abegii make una talk better joor

Rimbaldi: Mehn!!! If you are a man, THIS NA 'ONE CHANCE' you enter. Let me make some permutations;
22/30; 25/33; 33/41 Yikes!!!

Of course i‘m a man *yu-shock*..it might sound absurd but it never a issue not for once since we‘ve been together.respect n integrity bro..sometimes yu find love in weird places

Slyder: Sorry bro. Its not my fault you're broke. Vent your anger somewhere else. *cheers*

Buaaahh!!! *fainted* see how this under-age schnook carry me wear pant...i no blame yu since *seun* no put age group for NL..me to this schmo *haba*

Slyder: What are you even saying? Who has rubber and who has Gold here? All I know is my own dad has many cars she can pose in.

My friend shuat up and arrange yurself b4 i break yur fruadulent head *smh*..“yur father has many cars“ en for get wheel barrow.en twenty cars equivalent to one volkwagon“beetle“..no make ma para give yu oo

Slyder: Now I know what the problem really is. Pls find your way out of that village. You can probably come to lagos, I'll take care of you. And you'll have the chance to snap pictures in any car of your choice.

Buaaah!!! See human being!! Una lagos peeps never change yu wan use rubber collect gold for en hand ba..

Buaaaah!!! *choking* well that was what my reaction was when i was confronted with this bizzared issue..the person in this situation is my nextdoor neighbor funny enough we dont interact *forming-tinz* coz them rich pass my family..he‘s a graduate of petroleum eng. And very handsome,neat cute dude,i had my doze of shock when he shyly confided in me “ rich married and pregnant women woo him“..*i be like my friend shuat up* but he was really hurt by my response and i couldnt help but post this maybe i would get a reasonable solution to his situation.coz if i were to be me i wont bother asking nairalanders at all,na mainland bridge striaght..*pardon my pidgin english please*

Buaaahh!!! *choking* mtcheww hmm..i laffed coz it not funny n i hissed coz what yu complaining abt is adjustable unlike mine “my own fiancee“ yu sabi wetin that mean “is 8yrs i repeat 8 solid yrs older than me“ yet we still together for 3 going 4yrs still counting and marriage is at sight..tell is age adjustable NEVER..yet yu dey para..“for who“ better let the will of GOD take its course it not all abt wealth bro

Buaahhh!! Say wetin..make una no use laffta kill my engine oo.most girls aint gat the v*gina to that..none ever asked me sha coz every chic that cross my path are always under the impression i‘m engaged n my no-bullsh*t look sef join matter lol

Baybe: See question o Buy your own BB nah.

Una don see the yawa wey dey make una dey carry una yash give pipol dey clean ba...see insult *haba*

sexymoma: Tell ya fada to buy his own car now... why beefing

Buaaah!! Laff wan end me oo, i hope say my kidney never boil..na die una dey

Wait sec folks are we talking abt girls or my girlfriend *confused* coz my kiddy-pie has all the GOD-given damn right to do shit in my car..the only girls who get into my car are her friends and she‘s always in the front seat.well maybe when she‘s the one driving and i‘m absent thou