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Romance › Re: My Neigbhour's Son Do Beat Me by skedman(m): 5:11pm On Dec 07, 2016

Hello,I must tell you the truth you sound naughty .if I was your neighbour I think I will do the same

Celebrities › Re: He Cleans Up My V*gina With Spirit And Cotton Wool Before Having S*x – Lady by skedman(m): 12:25pm On Dec 07, 2016*

I am afraid, is this what you call love or just infatuation.does he really love you,because the process of using the cotton wool and spirit were you dump folded , why can't you ask him the reason or deny him sex if he doesn't give you a good reason. Is he older than you that both of you can't relate well ? It is so obvious that you are among those ladies that do fall in love with mere gift rather than looking for a good attribute .This is the only thing God as given us to choose because he knows it is a life time and no complain . I am very sure a nice guy must have come to you begging to show you love instead you are looking for a guy that will buy you gift and you will come to nairaland to complain. Tell him nairaland is aware of its deed we are coming for him.he is using ur juice to buy you gift and finally kindly check your weight ,if there is a reduction

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Romance › Re: 18 Things You Should Never Put In Your Vagina (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by skedman(m): 7:44am On Dec 07, 2016

[quote author=QueenSuccubus post=51703556] grin

Ohhh thank goodness that the vibr@tor is not one of it tongue

[/quote. ]did you just say vibrator or cuccumber !!!

Health › Re: Blood My Stool..... Wat Could Be The Cause? by skedman(m): 7:36am On Dec 07, 2016

Iamoilprince:
Doctors in the house I need your help

I got back from work yesterday and discovered heavy blood stain in my boxers. it was much. This morning I went to toilet and discovered blood in my stool. I also have cough. pls what is the possible cause?

I advise you go to the hospital immediately ,if it was only the blood we could conclude it is a chronic pile but the coughing meant a lot of things

Celebrities › Re: 21 Things I Learnt From Toke Makinwa's 'on Becoming' Book by skedman(m): 7:08am On Dec 07, 2016

laudate:
Sue her for libel? When the contents of the book are based on fact, and not fiction? Do you know the meaning of the word 'libel?'

what did you base all your fact on, the book I guess then you don't no any thing about law .are you telling me that all what is written in the book are true, that the guy cannot go against any and does not have its own part of the story.if you are a lawyer then go back to school please . The girl has written are own part of the story and we have all read ,let's wait for the guy. You don't spoil peoples reputation because your relationship did not work. If you are in dilemma, file for divorce and go to court. If you want to write a book don't mention names ,he mentioned the guys name for 349 times

Romance › Re: 15 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by skedman(m): 4:23pm On Dec 06, 2016

wordcat:
But the Kid swear say that blogger vag dey smell, abi her own washing machine don spoil?

Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ganduje Visit Dangote Tomato Farm In Kano (Photo) by skedman(m): 4:50pm On Dec 05, 2016

OZAOEKPE:
house boi is busy touring round, the only rope connecting tinubu and apc. soon baba go cut this one throwaway. yoruba no they like learn the easy way

soon the short crook would go and knee to adeboye for special blessings ... i talk am say osibanjo and adeboye na the same mama burn them(scammers)

driving private jet on earth in this recession created by his boi and his master while hes telling his followers to wait for the one in heaven....

na bad thing if i drive private jet for here and also in heaven...

. You people have not learn from your mistakes starting from the start of the war up till now . That is why any of your leader are not politically successful you keep backbiting. Even apga created by ojukwu does not have any breakthrough in the east .they keep disturbing that they are productive, yet you import your culture atire . Learn

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Career › Re: Ican During Or After Bsc. by skedman(m): 10:34am On Dec 05, 2016

You ought to have started from 100 level so that you can finish together, but I guess you want to claim exemption with your BSC. Book and making money are two different things you either pick one or drop the other, but to do both although it is possible .it will just take more time to pass

Politics › Re: Adamu Seeks Waiver For Islamic Board: CAN, Labour, Rights Activist Kick by skedman(m): 10:08am On Dec 05, 2016

ZKOSOSO:
So when I said there is an agenda behind all Buhari moves....people quickly say am GEJite...

Well it's obvious that Jihadist is heading our Secular Polity....

. on nairaland what they check is just the topic without reading a sentence they begin to comment immedaitely. they will start writing rubbish

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can One Get A Government Job Without Connection? by skedman(m): 8:25am On Dec 05, 2016

It is so easy but why did you prefer transport ministry to other ministry .hope you are not showing desperation or did you read transport in school or you like the profession itself . I gained admission to study in lasu without any connection.if you are good at your choosen profession you have no problem ,the lagos state ministry is the easiest ministry to meet people ,just walk into the ministry and tender your problem at least out of 50 people one person will be ready to attend to your problem

Romance › Re: Between My Mum Or Girlfriend ,who Deserves My 100k by skedman(m): 9:25pm On Dec 04, 2016

You are really insane, how on earth will you compare your mother with a girlfriend even if she is your wife just 100 k only for your mother that kept you in her womb for 9 month, labour day, took care of you back you , fed you

Celebrities › Re: “ladies, Where Did You Learn To Suck D*ck From?” – Lady Asks Interesting Questio by skedman(m): 9:18pm On Dec 04, 2016

windeal:
From phonographic movies

from stick sweat ,lolipop and cucumber

Politics › Re: I Have Fulfilled Ojukwu’s Dying Wish – Bianca by skedman(m): 8:55pm On Dec 04, 2016

blues2022:
My soon coming country.... Every dream possess the potential to become reality....

ipob lack wisdom and knowledge, a case in point is like a baby that as started boosting even without growing teeth, talkless of him walking .The questions is can the baby grow ? Absolutely no , we are waiting

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Properties › Re: What Can I Build On My Land 35ft By 145ft by skedman(m): 9:01am On Dec 04, 2016

Royalty1:
Hello all the bosses in the house.

I just acquired 2 separate plots of land very close to each other.
One plot measures 35ft by 145ft while the other is the standard 50ft by 100ft.

The first one which measures 35ft at one side increases to measure 45ft at the other end. Not a perfect rectangle. But the length measures 145ft to compensate for the shortcomings of the breadth.

I wish to build my private residence on one of the plots and build flats for rent on the other. I am looking at the possibility of having twin 2 bedroom flats and a room and palour self contain which will be available for rent.

My own apartment will be a 3 bedroom flat by God's grace.
I need advise as to which plot I should use for my personal apartment and which should be for the rented flats.
Any advise also on how to make the best use of the long plot of land is welcomed. None of the plans I stated above is cast in stone. I am welcome to better plans and ideas from more experienced hands on this platform.

Thanks everyone.

contact this beautiful archi

Romance › Re: I Need a Muslim Lady For Marriage So Urgent by skedman(m): 9:26pm On Dec 02, 2016

Hello, what is the meaning of this shit , you don't even regard women as human or living creation. What happen to the women in your area, the university you went to, NYSC, work place . please go and join a muslim forum like nasfat .if you are an introvet tell your sisters to get you one of their friends .it is not adviceable coming to this forum to tell us that you urgently need to marry. Even at that you need to market your self first, what you have achieved and the reason for your urgency and I will give you one wife material. thank you

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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In N220k Floral Sandals [PICS] by skedman(m): 5:26pm On Dec 02, 2016

[quote author=softMarket post=51575274]Are u jealous? grin

I am afraid ,I would have been jealous if she was dressed with the shoe along with her kids and husband

Education › Re: My Name Is "OR" My Names Are; Which Is More Correct? by skedman(m): 2:45pm On Dec 02, 2016

How many people owned that name, if it. Is only you it is singular but if it is owned by 2 people it becomes plural. My name is ibrahim chukumah. Correct. Their names are ibrahim and chukumah.

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Crime › Re: Selfie Of A Nigerian Girl Smoking Weed Goes Viral (photo) by skedman(m): 10:25am On Dec 02, 2016

mofeoluwadassah:
Make she continue,she go soon learn her lesson

when I read your comment I knew you are a wife material however, something told me to check your profile picture and I was like woa !!! You are pretty . I am afraid everything about you is pretty starting from your name ,your words ,your physical look .I really appreciate Gods work .

Celebrities › Re: 21 Things I Learnt From Toke Makinwa's 'on Becoming' Book by skedman(m): 8:28pm On Dec 01, 2016

Abenitohposh:
I admire her courage n respect her for the maturity,she kept quite all through the drama of their marriage she never granted any interview this was what I expected Toyin aimakhu to have done when her marriage crash but she is too emotional which lead her into dating another man this is the biggest mistake she made anyway toke I wish u well n I pray u find happiness in ur next reletionship

I am afraid, writing about her past marriage in a book should not have been the best option. People will only comment and pity you for some days as you have just done and you are left with your problem. She has just chased any interested man that will like to marry her with her book . No man will like someone that will write about his weakness or strength in a public book. If I was the man I will sue her ass for libel

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Politics › Re: Fayose: FG Wants To Tax Nigerians To Death, Condemns Increase In Cost Of Data by skedman(m): 9:08am On Dec 01, 2016

I agree with him, this is the type of critism we want from him. There intention is to kill us ,almost everything had risen including water while the salary remain static .even mmm that was helping they had the intention to influence it with their bad belle

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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Lands In Nigeria From Vacation Abroad (Photos) by skedman(m): 7:43am On Dec 01, 2016

sixtuschimere:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/patience-jonathan-lands-in-nigeria.html?m=1

. Ipob and amajir are like 5 and 6

Politics › Re: Pro-Patience Jonathan Protest Rocks Enugu (Photo) by skedman(m): 4:28pm On Nov 30, 2016

stephnie1:
igbo kwenu

are you not ashame of your brothers ? If they were protesting for the release of kanu, that will be fine but patience !!!

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Romance › Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by skedman(m): 12:47pm On Nov 30, 2016

airminem:
How do i get my man to suck my breasts more, without my saying it directly to him?.... In-fact i would love to have it daily, maybe thrice a day at least for around 30mins each time. My hooters are still firm ooo, but do men feel sucking to be a wahala for them
Someone PLEASE answer me...

Forgive my manners

Politics › Re: House Of Representatives Members Visit Fashola by skedman(m): 1:58pm On Nov 29, 2016

OZAOEKPE:
Fashola is a symbol of failure

why is he a failure? Because he is trying to fix the problem that as existed since when you were born

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Christianity Etc › Re: Don’t Blame Buhari For Hunger In Nigeria – Fr. Mbaka by skedman(m): 1:53pm On Nov 29, 2016

Abeymills:
End time priest zombi priest only fools takes u serious it's better to hear from a drunkard than dis shameless so called priest nonsence

. I guess you lack wisdom and knowledge The man is telling us exactly the problem of Nigeria, you are here writing rubbish, you are among the people looking for magic. Please kindly sit down and think of the problem and solution of nigeria , definitely you among the problem. A pair of Handkerchief is now sold for N70 why ? it is imported, we have refuse to be creative. If you can start such business, you will be saving nigeria from reccession.

Politics › Re: Continuous Detention Of Dasuki, Kanu, Others Wicked, Barbaric – Fani Kayode by skedman(m): 6:50am On Nov 29, 2016

stephnie1:
Bubu is a dictator

please think first before writing anything ,have you consider their crime ? Did they actually committed the crime levied against them ? For your information nnamdi kanu committed treason while dasuki and fani committed money laundering, fraud etc .

Celebrities › Re: "You Do Abortions": Sophie Momodu To Ladies Bashing Her Over Being A Baby Mama by skedman(m): 1:26pm On Nov 28, 2016*

herzernIsHere:
If yhu want to type in pidqin....type in pidqin

If yhu want to type in English...type in English

Which one is "Pidqin-Enqlish"....

" ALL THE KIDS YOU DON KILLED"

she has communicated, I will advise you to test your english with the british council to confirm if truly you own that english you are proud off

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Politics › Re: Power Shortfall To Hit N3trn By End Of 2016 by skedman(m): 10:21am On Nov 28, 2016

I am afraid the management of this company lack managerial skills. There main aim is to steal and not to provide the required services. Give us prepaid meter it became a problem. Ok let us buy the meter ourselve problem, stop charging us fixed charge it became a problem. Abnormal billing system a general problem. Ok we have our money sell meter to us they can't . Give us power and charge us accordingly, they can never, so what is the main problem of this company. You reap what you sow. If you don't tackle all these problem you can never move forward . If your primary goal is to steal from the poor masses you will still be stagnant. Suggested solution. The company should ensure that they provide abundant of prepaid meter to the populace , if a competitve market can be opened a case in point, computer village were people can go to purchase the required prepiad meter by the authority monitored by the authority involved. This will reduce the burden of huge debt

Car Talk › Re: What Do You Do If Your Car Has No Custom Papers. by skedman(m): 8:04am On Nov 27, 2016

In the first place, was your car smuggled to Nigeria or stolen.

Science/Technology › Re: Man In Lagos Constructs Amphibious Car That Cruises On Water & Land by skedman(m): 5:08am On Nov 27, 2016

winkmart:
picture of the ride cruising on water here : www.blackberrybabes.com

if this is what my country can be proud of, then we can never grow . Have you seen the close view of this invention it is like a junk that can never pass the test of time.it is kekenapep covered with plastics and other funny material. We have good engineers outside there that can contruct better, they just need empowerment instead of this childsplay invention

Celebrities › Re: Why I Think There Is More To The Seun Egbegbe Story by skedman(m): 2:39pm On Nov 26, 2016

slightlyMad:
1. see the store image below, observe it's distance to the road side, How will a sales person allow anyone walk out of that store with phones worth 2 million naira? what if a bike is waiting out whisk the customer away?
i have made heavy purchases at computer village many times and trust me, when you buy 2 million naira worth of phones, the sales person will help you to your car with the phones, especially when you are yet to pay for it.

2. When you need to pay 2 million naira in this recession period, you will never listen to any campaign about getting it for you in "my" car
You will rather ask that he brings the money over first, not even with seun egbegbe's hungry-man looks

3. Someone of that "celebrity" status will likely not head to computer village with the intention of stealing 2 million naira worth of phones.

4. If you are caught in such act in lagos, Thou shall not take my pictures is the last thing on your mind, trust me. you will be more concerned about fuel and matches

5. Lagosians will never "touch you small" when caught with 2 million naira worth of stolen goods, you will receive serious beatings.
Even is they dont beat you as a celeb, they will ALL be nakid including the never-talked-about and free-walking accomplices who tried to drive him away

6. maybe he "pocketed" one iphone during negotiations and sales person figured when they were about leaving and then raised an alarm
during the beating, someone then suggested, lets give him all the phones in the store and snap him.

7. Let's not rule out this being a case of negotiations gone sour, you know when you price something very hard and refuse to produce the cash.
in this recession period.

8. a setup.

you raised a vital point and as well reason like a lawyer. But what was he doing in that shop, can your fellow partner slap you without not retaliating or arresting such person.

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