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Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by Skepticus: 1:22pm On May 17, 2020
Vivianmuka07:
Report or you may quote to insult me, but the truth is I am hungry and I am an ulcer patient too, I cant steal because u will still condemn me, pls help your daughter with 1000 for survival.
0010368892 emuka .c. Vivian Gtbank
Simps to the rescue.
Romance › Re: I Want Her All To Myself by Skepticus: 8:26am On May 17, 2020
Theundertaker:
telling her to leave the guy will be very hard for me cause I knew they were dating b4 we started dating , we were supposed to be FWB , but we really like ourselves. The other guy hasn’t done anything to her for her to leave him . She’s such a compassionate person she will refuse, and I don’t want us to start having issues , she just left my house , I can’t imagine my life without her.
When fools fall in love huh
Romance › Re: I Observed The Church Plays A Big Role In Teaching Men To become a SIMP by Skepticus: 8:02am On May 16, 2020
The church, which is part of society also tows the the society's aim of making men simp and blue-pilled.

To be fair, society will collapse when all men get red-pilled because all men would be alpha and selfish to watch out for only themselves. With a lot of blue-pilled SIMPs, there are a lot of fools to be exploited, carrying everyone else.
Romance › Re: Imagine Feeding Off Only Female Waste Till You Die by Skepticus: 11:06pm On May 15, 2020
Badboibipo:
In Asia it's called yapoo. It's a tradition where men are beaten, caged and scared all over for months without food or water. They beat and scar them so much till they stop looking like human beings and then they only eat girls poo, and drink only girls urine and spit every day till they die. They live as an entertainment for girls in a cage for several years till they eventually die and thrown away in a trash. It's real you can google it yourself. Imagine if Nigerian girls start doing same to us men. The way our girls are going it wont be long till we become their poo slave, because girls of today treat men like trash and have no regard for any Male life. I am scared o, please girls dont turn me to ur poo slave I'm begging
Fictional.
Family › Re: Lady Mocks Her Friend Who Is Childless After 2 Years Of Marriage by Skepticus: 10:18pm On May 14, 2020
ccffwx:
Somehow I knew it would be a Yoruba woman. These people are never really happy for others. Some of them, though.
Ode, you no get sense like the idîot mocking her childless friend.
Family › Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by Skepticus: 7:21pm On May 14, 2020
sylvez:
It’s very possible if the building was built with those oxitosin kinda rods, the smell of the rod can attract some species of snake especially the black mamba that is highly poisonous, it kills it prey within 20minutes with just a bite.
If the building is also painted with a paint that contains fermented cassava, it produces a chemical that allows a cobra to sight the building from afar and finally finds its way in.
Wow!

Please explain more of this.
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Skepticus: 4:33pm On May 13, 2020
Coolcalmcollect:
when we tell Dem not to spend on a bish, they will say it's their responsibility, they need to show they are capable, sebi Mr capable don tire now...smh....by breaking up you've just wasted money you would have used to start a coke business on an idiot gf.
The annoying thing be say the nigga fit no spend on im mama and siblings or borrow friend wey need am for serious business.

One thing I like about Nigerian girls that they always teach them sense.
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Skepticus: 4:25pm On May 13, 2020
Teeboy15:
Well I didn't. Although I had all the opportunity but didn't have the time. No way I'll compromise my daily bread cos of pvssy. Also, her attitude was a big turn off for me, to the extent of almost avoiding her. Imagine someone I had not nacked putting so much responsibility on my neck. Did I also mention she started lamenting about incomplete house rent to my ear? Would even call to tell me nepa came to disconnect her light cos she hasn't paid bill. Guy with all these things we had barely known each other two weeks. I never nack I don incur, what if I come begin nack steady and the thing come get plenty honey inside, that means she go include me for her papa building committee for village.
Any experienced person in the game can easily sight a leech and pull away. Like I said previously, sometimes the juice is not always worth the squeeze
She still calls me though
She still calls you?

If you don't cut that bîtch off right away and blank her off your mind, you'll still fall back into her bondage of billing.

Most men are just a kiss or Mouth Gig away from falling back into the manipulative hands of these leeches.
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Skepticus: 4:19pm On May 13, 2020
Goddys:
I don't spend a dime on my gf unless I want to buy her a gift willingly. Last Xmas I bought a phone of 60k for her and haven't spent a dime on her from then till now.


She must have her own thing. How can men be paying bills of a woman in the name of relationship, not even marriage?

mtschewww
You aren't much different from Localemperor. You are both the same set of simps but different levels.

How can you spend 60k on a girl for phone? Same phone she will use in calling other side dîcks who are usually low lives, to come fûck her for free.

I'm glad that you and the OP are back to your senses. The COVID-19 pandemic wasn't all bad after all. The harsh consequences is adjusting the brains of our men who spend foolishly to attract the attention of these overfûcked pussies called Nigerian women.
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Skepticus: 3:57pm On May 13, 2020
KingMicky3286:
Brother sorry, i have a girl with 3 years of relationship, she never asked me for money, i never buy anything for her, even pants. She is the one who is worried about me. She is not rich , just getting an average salary monthly.

She is a civil Enginner, but she likes to work as a social worker to help the poor via teaching and consultations.

She never bothered me for any provision. I tried to talk with one Nigerian lady, the first week, she demanded heaven on earth from me as if i am Dangote , Na so i take knelt down dey thank God for the one he gave me that doesn't give me a headache.

She never gets angry, Anything i eats she eats without minding the situation, She doesn't want me to lavish money also.

Should i marry her?

See her pics below.
Go ahead if you are truly compatible in all spheres and watch your back for the legal issues of marriages that may haunt you. I'm not a fan of marriage though.
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Skepticus: 3:55pm On May 13, 2020
Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.
She was still going to drop your ass anyway as the funds isn't rolling in again. You beat her to it.

Now, go and learn not to be a vagîna worshipper anymore.

Better yourself as a man to be the best of your specie.
Celebrities › Re: Big Sheff Weight Loss Transformation (Photos) by Skepticus: 12:27pm On May 13, 2020
FloxySmart:
Abeg my people what is the surest measure to gain weight, I need to add some ibs
Stack up calories by eating more food. Especially calories-rich snacks
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Britons Told To Wear Face-masks On Public Transport by Skepticus: 4:14pm On May 11, 2020
Naija246:
David icke was right afterall
What did he say about COVID-19?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Britons Told To Wear Face-masks On Public Transport by Skepticus: 4:13pm On May 11, 2020
cool

They are Brits, so I guess, their ignorance gets a pass. Smh
Romance › Re: My Wife And Her Mum Packed Everything And Left Me With Nothing. by Skepticus: 5:21pm On May 09, 2020
berbz:
Now the mother is calling me to come and settle our differences between her daughter after she went to pack from my house.
If you are taking her back in, you must lay strict rules especially making sure that your mother in law reduces her influence on your wife.

If you let them in easily, the same event will be repeated again.

From there you correct errors especially the ones where you had her names with yours on legal documents
Romance › Re: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by Skepticus: 11:35am On May 09, 2020
ubunja:
lol. There's no greater joy that corrupting a pure thing.

Oh did I mention she's troubling me for another kid? She's telling me our daughter is grown and needs a sibling. Unfortunately her wish is my command...
Ma Nigga.

You sure never fail the shit tests of these cûnts! Lol

Romance › Re: In Search Of Life Partner. No Games Pls. (ladies Only) by Skepticus: 8:40am On May 09, 2020
You must be 38 now.

I believe you must have found you a wife now?
Celebrities › Re: Mofe Duncan Tells Men To Treat Women Better Saying "God Counts Her Tears" by Skepticus: 7:59am On May 08, 2020
lauraright:
Nigerian actor and film maker Mofe Duncan took to social media to express his opinion on how exactly women should be treated.
His opinion will hopefully educate the men who do not know how to treat women and remind those who have forgotten just how women should be treated.
Mofe Duncan took to instagram to share a photo of him and his new girlfriend, which he captioned his advice to men.

“☆ A real man never hurts a woman. Be very careful when you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. (Read this somewhere and thought I’d share.) ☆ #NoWomanNoCry • #SeeWomenAsEquals • Why did the bible say “Husbands love your wives” and not the other way around? THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND? Men just generally need to treat women better period. ☆ #Feminist • #MadeByGod • #RaisedByAWoman ☆ #LifeOfMo ☆#ManLikeMofe™ ☆”

https://www.operanewsapp.com/ng/en/share/detail?news_id=77b4ac528b116b7d133fd90f2905c8a6&news_entry_id=s775fd9e2200507en_ng&open_type=tanscoded&request_id=704f6e8ce5d393fb2b1e91e18900f9fa473d1568&from=publisher
Guys, follow all that bullshît that Mofe Duncan wrote above and watch women treat you like dirt.

The evolutionary instinct of women are not conditioned to adore and respect men who treat them decently as equals despite the fact that women claim to want these type of men.

Watch what women do rather than what they say. As a matter of fact, think in the opposite when you deal with them.

#RedPill
Romance › Re: Single Motherhood: Share Your Experiences, Challenges And Success Stories by Skepticus: 11:52am On May 07, 2020
Martinez39s:
Why did your sister open her legs without protection? What was she expecting instead of a pregnancy? Granite? The boy deserves some blame just as your sister. Na she do herself. They send person go school, e come dey climb diçks without protection.

Beside, there is no way to be sure your story is complete and devoid of any bias and misrepresentation. Your sister is not a victim; she is not a hero. She is just carrying the cross she created for herself.
grin grin

As usual, they spin the stories to appear as the victim.

I can only imagine the tons of decent responsible guys she ignored or friendzoned just so she can get laid by that asshole.

So much for women being good judge of characters and being intuitive! Lol
Politics › Re: Africans And Mental Slavery by Skepticus: 11:14am On May 07, 2020
James4bright:
Yorubas are the reason for underdevelopment in Nigeria. They must be shamed without hesitation.
You are part of the problem, Dumbo!
Celebrities › Re: 2pac_12 rules of the game by Skepticus: 11:10am On May 07, 2020
Real shît. I co-sign!
Sports › Re: Forgotten Super Eagles Forward Wins Goal Of The Year Award In India by Skepticus: 10:52am On May 07, 2020
Never give up on anyone.

It's just a matter of time and opportunity.
Education › Re: Do You Hear Yanny Or Laurel? It's Crazy by Skepticus: 10:36am On May 07, 2020
Umarzy:
Those people hearing Yanny get ear problem
Na u get problem.

The whole world they hear, yanny, you dey hear laurel.

You need to have your brain and auditory nerve checked! Lol
Travel › Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by Skepticus:
Qenty:
How did they know that he was making video call to his girlfriend,Nigeria news self
Mumu. His brother Azeez confirmed it.

When dem tell una to read, una go dey jump school fence to go smoke Igbo.

See where e put u now. Saw-dust filled head.

No wonder una vote Buhari as president.
Crime › Re: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by Skepticus: 3:10pm On May 06, 2020
grin
Health › Re: Nigeria Records 148 New Cases Of Covid-19 by Skepticus: 2:26am On May 06, 2020
angry

Lagos on the beat!

Wondering what the scores would be like in the next few weeks.
Sports › Re: Chidi Ofor Okenwa Is Dead by Skepticus: 6:00pm On May 05, 2020
liquidfaya:
Dude you're angry at your wife. Not ubunja. Ubunja just showed you how your wife played you.

Carry your cross in silence or divorce her.

It's obvious she's sewage. That's why you're here pissed as hell. Lmfao.

Divorce the ho or shut up.

Dustin Baby Of The Year
You mean that the clown mentioning you everywhere is male?
Health › Re: Different Shades Of Face Masks In Lagos (Photos) by Skepticus: 5:04pm On May 05, 2020
shachris02:
Wow where did that lady get a 3M masks?
I've been looking for the 3M Mask.

Do you know where I can get it?
Health › Re: Mysterious Deaths Hit Hadejia LG In Jigawa, Over 100 Dead by Skepticus: 7:12am On May 05, 2020
Misterdhee1:
Is the over 57k deaths in USA also a result of voting an idiot?
By American standards, does Trump sound very smart to you?
Health › Re: Mysterious Deaths Hit Hadejia LG In Jigawa, Over 100 Dead by Skepticus: 5:23am On May 05, 2020
grin

You can't sow a seed of oranges and harvest pineapples.

The rampaging COVID-19 disease would expose the several years of government inefficiency, mass ignorance/illiteracy, stupid religiousity and moral malaise within the Nigerian system.

No one should be surprised at the recent turn of events. It would only get worse.

But as usual, Nigerians would still vote another idiot in 2023, 2027 and beyond.
Health › Re: COVID-19: CFL To Release 20-Minute Result Oriented Test Kit Into Nigerian Market by Skepticus: 5:22am On May 05, 2020
cool

I hope its margin of error would he highly minimal.

Antigen test kits have an unreliable issue of false positives.

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