₦airaland Forum

sylvez:
It’s very possible if the building was built with those oxitosin kinda rods, the smell of the rod can attract some species of snake especially the black mamba that is highly poisonous, it kills it prey within 20minutes with just a bite.
If the building is also painted with a paint that contains fermented cassava, it produces a chemical that allows a cobra to sight the building from afar and finally finds its way in.

Wow!

Please explain more of this.

Coolcalmcollect:
when we tell Dem not to spend on a bish, they will say it's their responsibility, they need to show they are capable, sebi Mr capable don tire now...smh....by breaking up you've just wasted money you would have used to start a coke business on an idiot gf.

The annoying thing be say the nigga fit no spend on im mama and siblings or borrow friend wey need am for serious business.

One thing I like about Nigerian girls that they always teach them sense.

Teeboy15:
Well I didn't. Although I had all the opportunity but didn't have the time. No way I'll compromise my daily bread cos of pvssy. Also, her attitude was a big turn off for me, to the extent of almost avoiding her. Imagine someone I had not nacked putting so much responsibility on my neck. Did I also mention she started lamenting about incomplete house rent to my ear? Would even call to tell me nepa came to disconnect her light cos she hasn't paid bill. Guy with all these things we had barely known each other two weeks. I never nack I don incur, what if I come begin nack steady and the thing come get plenty honey inside, that means she go include me for her papa building committee for village.
Any experienced person in the game can easily sight a leech and pull away. Like I said previously, sometimes the juice is not always worth the squeeze
She still calls me though

She still calls you?

If you don't cut that bîtch off right away and blank her off your mind, you'll still fall back into her bondage of billing.

Most men are just a kiss or Mouth Gig away from falling back into the manipulative hands of these leeches.

Goddys:
I don't spend a dime on my gf unless I want to buy her a gift willingly. Last Xmas I bought a phone of 60k for her and haven't spent a dime on her from then till now.


She must have her own thing. How can men be paying bills of a woman in the name of relationship, not even marriage?

mtschewww

You aren't much different from Localemperor. You are both the same set of simps but different levels.

How can you spend 60k on a girl for phone? Same phone she will use in calling other side dîcks who are usually low lives, to come fûck her for free.

I'm glad that you and the OP are back to your senses. The COVID-19 pandemic wasn't all bad after all. The harsh consequences is adjusting the brains of our men who spend foolishly to attract the attention of these overfûcked pussies called Nigerian women.

KingMicky3286:
Brother sorry, i have a girl with 3 years of relationship, she never asked me for money, i never buy anything for her, even pants. She is the one who is worried about me. She is not rich , just getting an average salary monthly.

She is a civil Enginner, but she likes to work as a social worker to help the poor via teaching and consultations.

She never bothered me for any provision. I tried to talk with one Nigerian lady, the first week, she demanded heaven on earth from me as if i am Dangote , Na so i take knelt down dey thank God for the one he gave me that doesn't give me a headache.

She never gets angry, Anything i eats she eats without minding the situation, She doesn't want me to lavish money also.

Should i marry her?

See her pics below.

Go ahead if you are truly compatible in all spheres and watch your back for the legal issues of marriages that may haunt you. I'm not a fan of marriage though.

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

She was still going to drop your ass anyway as the funds isn't rolling in again. You beat her to it.

Now, go and learn not to be a vagîna worshipper anymore.

Better yourself as a man to be the best of your specie.

FloxySmart:
Abeg my people what is the surest measure to gain weight, I need to add some ibs

Stack up calories by eating more food. Especially calories-rich snacks

Naija246:
David icke was right afterall

What did he say about COVID-19?

They are Brits, so I guess, their ignorance gets a pass. Smh

berbz:
Now the mother is calling me to come and settle our differences between her daughter after she went to pack from my house.

If you are taking her back in, you must lay strict rules especially making sure that your mother in law reduces her influence on your wife.

If you let them in easily, the same event will be repeated again.

From there you correct errors especially the ones where you had her names with yours on legal documents

ubunja:
lol. There's no greater joy that corrupting a pure thing.

Oh did I mention she's troubling me for another kid? She's telling me our daughter is grown and needs a sibling. Unfortunately her wish is my command...

Ma Nigga.

You sure never fail the shit tests of these cûnts! Lol

You must be 38 now.

I believe you must have found you a wife now?

lauraright:
Nigerian actor and film maker Mofe Duncan took to social media to express his opinion on how exactly women should be treated.
His opinion will hopefully educate the men who do not know how to treat women and remind those who have forgotten just how women should be treated.
Mofe Duncan took to instagram to share a photo of him and his new girlfriend, which he captioned his advice to men.

“☆ A real man never hurts a woman. Be very careful when you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. (Read this somewhere and thought I’d share.) ☆ #NoWomanNoCry • #SeeWomenAsEquals • Why did the bible say “Husbands love your wives” and not the other way around? THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND? Men just generally need to treat women better period. ☆ #Feminist • #MadeByGod • #RaisedByAWoman ☆ #LifeOfMo ☆#ManLikeMofe™ ☆”

https://www.operanewsapp.com/ng/en/share/detail?news_id=77b4ac528b116b7d133fd90f2905c8a6&news_entry_id=s775fd9e2200507en_ng&open_type=tanscoded&request_id=704f6e8ce5d393fb2b1e91e18900f9fa473d1568&from=publisher

Guys, follow all that bullshît that Mofe Duncan wrote above and watch women treat you like dirt.

The evolutionary instinct of women are not conditioned to adore and respect men who treat them decently as equals despite the fact that women claim to want these type of men.

Watch what women do rather than what they say. As a matter of fact, think in the opposite when you deal with them.

#RedPill

Martinez39s:
Why did your sister open her legs without protection? What was she expecting instead of a pregnancy? Granite? The boy deserves some blame just as your sister. Na she do herself. They send person go school, e come dey climb diçks without protection.

Beside, there is no way to be sure your story is complete and devoid of any bias and misrepresentation. Your sister is not a victim; she is not a hero. She is just carrying the cross she created for herself.

As usual, they spin the stories to appear as the victim.

I can only imagine the tons of decent responsible guys she ignored or friendzoned just so she can get laid by that asshole.

So much for women being good judge of characters and being intuitive! Lol

James4bright:
Yorubas are the reason for underdevelopment in Nigeria. They must be shamed without hesitation.

You are part of the problem, Dumbo!

Real shît. I co-sign!

Never give up on anyone.

It's just a matter of time and opportunity.

Umarzy:
Those people hearing Yanny get ear problem

Na u get problem.

The whole world they hear, yanny, you dey hear laurel.

You need to have your brain and auditory nerve checked! Lol

Qenty:
How did they know that he was making video call to his girlfriend,Nigeria news self

Mumu. His brother Azeez confirmed it.

When dem tell una to read, una go dey jump school fence to go smoke Igbo.

See where e put u now. Saw-dust filled head.

No wonder una vote Buhari as president.

Lagos on the beat!

Wondering what the scores would be like in the next few weeks.

liquidfaya:
Dude you're angry at your wife. Not ubunja. Ubunja just showed you how your wife played you.

Carry your cross in silence or divorce her.

It's obvious she's sewage. That's why you're here pissed as hell. Lmfao.

Divorce the ho or shut up.

Dustin Baby Of The Year

You mean that the clown mentioning you everywhere is male?

shachris02:
Wow where did that lady get a 3M masks?

I've been looking for the 3M Mask.

Do you know where I can get it?

Misterdhee1:
Is the over 57k deaths in USA also a result of voting an idiot?

By American standards, does Trump sound very smart to you?

You can't sow a seed of oranges and harvest pineapples.

The rampaging COVID-19 disease would expose the several years of government inefficiency, mass ignorance/illiteracy, stupid religiousity and moral malaise within the Nigerian system.

No one should be surprised at the recent turn of events. It would only get worse.

But as usual, Nigerians would still vote another idiot in 2023, 2027 and beyond.

I hope its margin of error would he highly minimal.

Antigen test kits have an unreliable issue of false positives.

bakila:
That is why the poor or not so poor should be careful, if it trickles down to the gates they must open with their hands, the face me-i Iface you quarters, the congested areas it will be terrible. When it gets bad among the it will be worse than the House of Assemblies that will be evacauted.

Why una nairalanders like to reply trolls?

Ignore the loser and it will crawl back to the hole it came from.

ceejay80s:
U know the good thing about this virus? There's no abroad/overseas to run to and when all this ends ,we don't have sense to put things in place in this country, then I know Nigeria is a useless country

It's useless already.

Forget it. Nigerians and its leaders will never learn.

dangoteinlaw:
Chai see comments!!! The thread further reveals how hypocritical humans are and also shows that's how it will always remain. If this thread anout a yahooboy caught now these comments about class now will suddenly change to words like "get any honest job and be earning the little you you are earning " or comments like "as long as he is working honestly it is okay " this guy went to school and got a job no matter how little but see discrimination.


I will continue to say it, get money wether honestly or dishonesty or whatever means even by ritual just get money because humans are cruel and hypocritical by nature. You won't like what you will see if you no get money ooo

For me, you made the best comment here.

You really know Nigerians and their hypocritical ways. The same fools saying that he should "make money" by all means or pretend to be rich (packaging) would be the one to say that "money is not everything" or develop at your own pace if he he is caught and paraded in the news as a yahoo boy or ritualist.

For me, I always advice folks to get money for the sake of it, rather than to get validation from these cursed set of people called Nigerians.

MGTOW is the shît.

The modernism of marriage these days and its accompanying elements is what has made men to start going their own way. Fûck dating and marriage!

Ayobamix:
Don't blame Kano let them reap what they sow. When Reinhard Bonke reached heaven he has to remains God the curse over kano and now let them dance to the curse no where to hide

I'm no northerner but you are a fool, walahi!

Even Reinhard Bonnke cringes in the grave at your stupidity.