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GreatResearcher1, I see what you did there

J111333:
That's crazy. He deserved nothing less than 2nd degree murder charge.

He will be fvcked up in prison by Latinos and blacks there anyway, that's a consolation.

It may not be that easy if he teams up with racist white power gangs in prison like the Aryan Brotherhood.

SweetCunt97:
Very good looking dude. How can any lady cheat on such perfect male specimen

Ladies would cheat on anything, even Christ. Lol

CHUPEZ123:
I see nothing bad in what he said..... Unless u don't offer the best.....

Why the threat?

He can take his bullshît elsewhere if he doesn't trust Sommy.

executive12:
Especially in the South West.

Na everywhere, guy. Even that hypocritical north.

The way evil don penetrate this country, no good thing can ever come out of it, collectively.

Just fight for your own success and that of your loved ones.

LordShiva97:
Stupid people indulging in stupid dickcontests for the amusement and entertainment of their stupid fans.

philo04:
God should ve allowed us to chose our country of residence when come to this earth....the baby is lucky to escape this country.rip to the woman....

Lucky baby.


Only few go understand this bolded part.

Even if dem born am, probably, na police of this God-forsaken trash hole called Nigeria, go still kill am.

Goalnaldo:
The Mozambique spitting cobra (Naja mossambica)

It's a white necked forest cobra. Common in western africa. It has a deadly neurotoxic venom. There is also the rednecked variation that spits.

Like black mambas, Mozambique spitting cobra and the cape cobra are restricted only to southern Africa.

DrDax:
You are joking, right?

"I love ambitious girls" yen yen yen.

See as small confused girl of 24 years dey use the head of una old men play ludo like dis.

Nairaland men can sabi fall hand ehnnnn!!!

VictorBode:
You're a smart lady no doubt. And a very industrious woman.

Wont mind stealing you away from whoever.



Would like send you an email.

Simpanzee 2

The low self-esteemed, narcissistic and greedy bîtch just dey use simpletons like una catch trips.

I loved the way she dismissed all of una foolish thirsty males on nairaland wey send am mail seeking to date her by saying that you are all jobless. Lol

mandate12:
She's doing 'big ideas' for a living

eduwizard:
I don't smoke. As a matter of fact I never smoked. I don't take alcohol either. Let's connect via Facebook, if you don't mind. I won't feel free to indicate my Facebook profile link here. Just provide me email address or some private means to send my Facebook profile and contact details.

Simpanzee

AndreSalvatore:
Your self esteem is damn low... Work on it!

I thought I was the only once who noticed that the witch has a terrible self-esteem.

Acmepreneur:
Hmmn
I think I will just look for a fine guy to give birth for. And take it that men are useless, and thus there won't be any fight. My beautiful children would be my happiness. I can't date any guy again and be witnessing rubbish. I don't have heart to argue or anything.
If I go into labour, then I'm doing that to give birth to a beautiful baby,so that it worth is very well.

You don't need advice.

You are a damaged piece of shît.

Now, you can run along and save the life of that poor boy.

Okpotud:
I thought u were a real nigga but u'r a dullard Bleep u...people are dying and u come here to write rubbish

Stop hyping idîots.

Anyone with sense would know that the morón you quoted is immature and senseless.

But, somehow, he gets applauded by Nigerians who have poor standards in judging who someone sensible is.

foleskay:
No be say i dey make out ooo, but what was d guy looking for to to have allowed a fellow guy stabbed him to death. He could hv run, or used his hand to defend d knife. That's how how a guy wanted to stab me on d playing field so years bk, as he picked up d knife and approached me, I retrieved bk trying to figure out where he was aiming on my body, as he ran towards me again, he aimed my neck and God willing I blocked his hand away, and d knife pierced my hand, I became scared and started running he ran after me, then I saw a big stone and I aimed his head, d stone hit him, and his temper cooled. The matter bcame a serious police matter because my parents didn't take it easy with him. Thank God sha, cos he could hv killed me that day.

Another girl also tried to stab me wth fork in d hostel in lautech just because she saw a girl in my room, and d girl abused her, so she came back later to fight me, she picked up a fork on my shelf and aimed at my chest, I blocked her off and gave a blow at d neck. She passed out straight. Na God dey save me oo, I have encountered some very wicked daredevils.

Only you?

Guy, you need prayers oooo!

OsuIgboIpob:
Lol
See person wey dey earn x4 100k

Audio money. As them full Instagram and Facebook, na so dem dey here too.

pansophist:
That also works. Though, hope you are eating clean, with lots of vegetables and protein.

Veggies and protein (whey, combined with fresh food that have high protein value).

I eat fresh pork sometimes on "off" days. Off season (not training), I consume a lot.

Squillaci:
Excess carbs get turned into fat anyway.
BTW, carbs burn faster than fat.
Your body is more likely to use glycogen than fat.
You use fat only when you do very low intensity exercise. Even at that, your body will burn glucose.

How is the bolded possible?

Squillaci:
Hmm. I thought you need proteins to build muscle mass, not fat?

True. The fat is for fuel though.

Proteins build mass. Fats are better fuel for the gym than carbs

emmaodet:
Bro sorry, there is little or nothing you can do about the situation.
Immediately a lady eyes opens to extravagant and luxurious things that are above your income, the option you have is either to bitterly cut the marriage off or you will have to go down the drain through regular nagging which will lead to high BP then to Cardiac arrest then to stroke then to grave.
I have seen this play out over and over and over and over in many marriages. Please don't let any fvcking woman pressure you to live above your income or lifestyle, it will always end in tears.
Can't she work? dem dey forbid am?
You are working for God sake.
I pity the men in this generation because the women on street right now are mostly damaged. i will urge all men to start learning how to do house chores and take care of babies/kids because from now on, marriages/relationship will keep going sour and more sour.
A neighbour of mine who isn't doing bad, working at Lafarge cement/Wapco in sagamu, driving a nice 2006 toyota camry and apartment averagely furnished was shocked when his wife whom he has 3 kids with abandoned him and the kids to follow her friend to Oman last year.
I was shocked that how will a woman have the heart to leave hubby with 3 BOYS to go to Oman, to do what? hustle? runs?
The calibers of women this generation is churning out are cold-hearted snakes, unremorseful and deadly.

When you tell men to completely abandon marriage/dating and go their own way when they CAN'T find a woman that meets 90% of marriage material, they'll start screaming INCEL. The kids these men seek can be gotten outside the rigid confines of the business contract called marriage.

Then, they go ahead to lower their standards in picking these women, ending up marrying the worst of women and enabling their bad behaviour.

Titi03:
How old is your wife coz I don't understand this childish mentality.

Its 2020! do people still believe everything others post or "show off" on social media?

Is like you don't know the fish-brained thinking of women. Both young and old

scoundrel:
These creative writers will soon chase someone out of this forum. If I see one more of their stories hit front page I’ll leave this forum for Seun and his moderators.

17 days now and you still haven't updated your diary, man.

Educative.

I hope a MUD with sense will sent this to front page

pansophist:
We've all being there bros. If I begin discuss my mumu periods to you eh? You go plank my head But I learnt, and those times are over, my mumu don do.

If this thread will make him smarter and stop being a walk over, then it fulfilled its purpose.

I understand you and it's a good thing that you are giving them sound advice.

It's just me getting irritated by these stories. It's like there is a prize out there for these simps because they tend to outdo each other as the simping gets bizarre daily.

pansophist:
Men by nature are enforcers and the behaviors of your associates (in this case, your fiancee) is a direct reflection of what you are willing to tolerate. Your expectation from her in terms of ethics is really low, and the build-up of her bad attitudes which you tolerate has given her the guts to flare up on your mum, and as usual, you tolerate it and scolded your mum.

This is really bad, and I can say authoritatively that your mum will be really disappointed in you. You should start defining boundaries and stick with them. Your boundaries should have consequences and be enforced, and if it will cost you your relationship, be willing to leave, because otherwise will be a life of servitude, and far worse.

Most fools in love barely take advice.

I hope they both get married so that we can get entertained by the impending disaster.

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

Still got that bîtch in there with you?

Vivianmuka07:
Report or you may quote to insult me, but the truth is I am hungry and I am an ulcer patient too, I cant steal because u will still condemn me, pls help your daughter with 1000 for survival.
0010368892 emuka .c. Vivian Gtbank

Simps to the rescue.

Theundertaker:
telling her to leave the guy will be very hard for me cause I knew they were dating b4 we started dating , we were supposed to be FWB , but we really like ourselves. The other guy hasn’t done anything to her for her to leave him . She’s such a compassionate person she will refuse, and I don’t want us to start having issues , she just left my house , I can’t imagine my life without her.

When fools fall in love

The church, which is part of society also tows the the society's aim of making men simp and blue-pilled.

To be fair, society will collapse when all men get red-pilled because all men would be alpha and selfish to watch out for only themselves. With a lot of blue-pilled SIMPs, there are a lot of fools to be exploited, carrying everyone else.

Badboibipo:
In Asia it's called yapoo. It's a tradition where men are beaten, caged and scared all over for months without food or water. They beat and scar them so much till they stop looking like human beings and then they only eat girls poo, and drink only girls urine and spit every day till they die. They live as an entertainment for girls in a cage for several years till they eventually die and thrown away in a trash. It's real you can google it yourself. Imagine if Nigerian girls start doing same to us men. The way our girls are going it wont be long till we become their poo slave, because girls of today treat men like trash and have no regard for any Male life. I am scared o, please girls dont turn me to ur poo slave I'm begging

Fictional.

ccffwx:
Somehow I knew it would be a Yoruba woman. These people are never really happy for others. Some of them, though.

Ode, you no get sense like the idîot mocking her childless friend.