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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Mercy And Ike Slept In A Kissing Position by Skiilashi(m): 4:19pm On Jul 20, 2019
Mercy just came to sell her market in the house.
Her market is her yansh.

The platform have given her great publicity and the market will sell after the show for them billionaire sugar daddy who are seriously waiting.

One thing must kill a man!

Yansh.....

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Receives Jonathan And Wife Patience In His House (photos) by Skiilashi(m): 8:19pm On Jun 29, 2019
daddytime:
The looting machines been wan push GEJ to him early grave with their quest for a free for all but my guy dodge the bullet.

He's obviously well relaxed and enjoying his retirement.

Gentleman who was too gentle for the complicated marriage called Nigeria.

Good Education makes the difference.

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Crime / Re: 3 Uber- Snatching Robbers Arrested In Lagos by Skiilashi(m): 10:04pm On Jun 23, 2019
Close by 10 pm.una no dey hear. N.a. only una like money pass,risking your lives

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Crime / Re: Lady Accuses Taxify Driver Of Assaulting Her, Police Reacts (Photos) by Skiilashi(m): 8:02pm On Jun 23, 2019
cococandy:



Still none of that warrants the violence and assault. Most of you just accept violence as a way of life. In what world is a delayed transaction equivalent to assault and battery? I can’t even with you people

Obidence is the first law in heaven.
The e-hailing policy is very clear.
Card or cash only.
We should learn to follow the rules at all times first.

I hope this ladies do not scam you someday.

No where I wrote that assault is good. But I am happy the lady learnt in a hard way.next time ,She will the written rule. Cash or card

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Crime / Re: Lady Accuses Taxify Driver Of Assaulting Her, Police Reacts (Photos) by Skiilashi(m): 7:14pm On Jun 23, 2019
See how dirty and clumsy looking the girl is.

Dirty dirty small small rats way wan form posh!!

Rashes & spots every where. Clear signs of veneral diseases.

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Crime / Re: Lady Accuses Taxify Driver Of Assaulting Her, Police Reacts (Photos) by Skiilashi(m): 6:14pm On Jun 23, 2019
If I see the driver,I will dash him more money and declare beer for him.

There is no case here. The e-hailing policy is very clear; Cash or card.

Most of this ladies think they sharp.

I carried two ladies some time back,wen we got to thier destination, one of the lady said she was going to do transfer. I told her the policy is cash or card,I can drive you to an atm for free since I have ended the trip.she said no.

I gave account number and she said she had done the transfer. I did not get the alert. I waited by her gate for almost 30mins,alert did not come. I called her ,and she sent me an evident of transfer. I looked at it very well ,it was different from the fare charged. I decided to call her again,but this time she was not picking my call again.

I went to the gate man and told him that I wanted to see the ladies,I dropped,that they are yet to pay me.
To my surprise,the gate man said I should go to the reception,it down on me that ,the place was a hotel without any signage. I went to the reception and begin to para.

They called the ladies,as the ladies are coming down,I got an alert on my phone after one hour.

I showed the people around the true alert I got and the fake evidence of payment she sent to me earlier. The difference was clear.

They think it is easy to be driving from morning till evening come dey do charity

I thank the driver well well.

The policy is clear;

CASH OR CARD!!

Any other methods of payment is at your own risk

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Wise To Pay 200k/a Rent From 80k Job? by Skiilashi(m): 3:17pm On Jun 23, 2019
When I was earning around 80k per month some years back, I rented a self con for 100k per annum around ikosi ketu. I paid my rent conveniently annually. Anything above 100k on annual rent on an 80k salary will kill u .remember there are other expenses

Now i earn allitle above 500k monthly and pay 300k annually for a mini flat.

Developing my own property somewhere around.

The funny aspect is that,at my free time,I still drive uber to make more money with my car. (Some riders wey no reach anywhere treat me badly atimes ,I maintain my cool ,collect my money and move ahead.)

Guy hustle now oh!!!!

You need a side hustle to make it quickly.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skiilashi(m): 9:26pm On Jun 21, 2019
mistadayo:
Lovely trip... 3% sweet o. From airport to magodo 2 and changed it to alpha beach

After running for almost 3hours ?
I go don near Benin sef cheesy

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Romance / Re: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by Skiilashi(m): 6:59am On Jun 18, 2019
Godoverevery:
Good afternoon everyone ........

I posted a thread in may about my fiancée I helped with 100k to start a business and she couldn't produce the capital saying she lend her dad... just want give an update of things

I took majority of the people advise here and celebrate her birthday ....got her cake,wrist watch and celebrated it with my friends and hers at a lounge(paid all the bills).

So the following week I gave in to her pleading and sent her another 50k(she hasn't produce the previous 100k capital but still promised to produce it with time) to get new set of slippers to sell .....and the agreement was she will be sending the money to one of my accounts as she is selling and the capital will be there to reinvest.

This new week I asked why I haven't seen any money in the account.....she said she have sold but she wants some people to balance her to complete 20k and by Friday she will make d deposit.

On Friday I didn't see anything....asked her why didn't she send the money (dat was after bank closing hour)....she was like she wasn't feeling too well dat she told her friend to do the transfer but is not going and she has given her the cash ...... around past 9pm dat Friday she called me if I have seen the alert I said no......the next day she said the transfer wasn't going dat her friend tried it but it was failing so I felt pissed and told her straight she was lying (arguement broke out).

So I told her if she was telling the truth and have the cash with her I will come pick d cash myself today but to my surprise she has blocked me on whatapp and bar my number D's noon.

My friends here want us to go over to her place ..... cause a scene and get her arrested but I don't want to embarrass her parents or embarrass myself.
They are all on my neck rite now like dey ginger badly

...... honestly I don't no what to do.
Just want to know if the right thing is getting heor arrested or just let go and move on.
Your mumu is raise to power 100.

Money that have enterd voice mail

Arrest kiii you there. Where is your written agreement?
U better go learn elementary law.

Maga grin cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Medical Report For Employment by Skiilashi(m): 8:58am On Jun 17, 2019
Damfostopper:
yes only govt hospital.... if you can't go....i can help you do one and send it to ur mail

I need one. How do I connect with you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Medical Report For Employment by Skiilashi(m): 8:49pm On Jun 16, 2019
SeyiObj:
Just go to any government hospital and tell them you need medical cert of fitness. They know the necessary test to carry out on u before issueing u d certificate

Is it only gov't hospital?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Medical Report For Employment by Skiilashi(m): 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2019
Niyeal:

Just get close to those that sweep hospital and they will get u the hospital stamp, goto business center and tell them to do to whom it may concern that the bearer has been certified fit for any job. Signed stamp and date, na naija way be that

shocked shocked
Really?
Crime / Re: Corper Johnson Onyilo Commits Suicide (Photos) by Skiilashi(m): 8:46pm On Jun 16, 2019
Starz825:

I wonder oo...so people now die in advance undecided

cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Corper Johnson Onyilo Commits Suicide (Photos) by Skiilashi(m): 7:47pm On Jun 16, 2019
July 14? cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Medical Report For Employment by Skiilashi(m): 7:32pm On Jun 16, 2019
Hello House

I just got a job and I was asked to come with a medical report.

What does employment medical report entails.

What test should I do and where should I go do it?

Please help
Health / Medical Report For Employment by Skiilashi(m): 7:24pm On Jun 16, 2019
Hello House

I just got a job, and I was asked to come with a medical report.

What does an employment medical report entails?

What and what test should I do?

Please help a fellow.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skiilashi(m): 5:56pm On Jun 16, 2019
shollywendy1:

Previous balance was lastweek payment. Current balance is what uber owe him. U have gotten d right answer in ur first post

It will be previous plus current because, previous was not up to 2k and uber pays from 2k upwards. I very sure the dude dud not receive because of the low AR
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skiilashi(m): 5:11pm On Jun 16, 2019
Danbull:
Gurus in the house, please how much is Uber owing me in total with this. Thanks

Your current balance plus previous is what uber owe u.
Do the maths

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skiilashi(m): 5:10pm On Jun 16, 2019
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skiilashi(m): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2019
See surge and I dey far away in lekki dey do short trip inside flood embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Koko Slays In Lingerie (Photos) by Skiilashi(m): 10:36am On Jun 05, 2019
See as toto long full come out on the first pix.

Her toto go sweet no doubt. tongue
Family / Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by Skiilashi(m): 5:01am On Jun 05, 2019
JoannaSedley:
WHAT IS THIS FOR CHRIST SAKE
She should pray for him to do what exactly? To continue hurting her by being an African man?
Pray for him for hurting and body shaming the mother of his kids?
It is her fault that her husband is a community penis

This advise is beyond unbelievable.


Op, you are hurting deeply so get out of that house before they kill you or you kill them. That horseband of yours will open the door of your house for his concubines to kill or maim you when you least expect it.
Be careful.

Na them be this.

@poster run from the post in quote
Celebrities / Re: Nina Signs Endorsement Deal With Medfit (Telemedicine). Photos by Skiilashi(m): 5:16pm On Jun 04, 2019
SoNature:


What else do u know apart from criticizing successful people and attracting men with laps?

Keep criticizing her while she keeps achieving feats for herself.

Lap displayer!

You are as dumb as Nina.

You think people here are also not successful?

Is it the one one naira endorsement that is the feat you talking about?

Politics / Re: Okorocha Produces Handover Note After Ihedioha Issued Ultimatum- Pictures by Skiilashi(m): 11:32am On Jun 04, 2019
ZUBY77:
Okorocha may not be perfect but he tried for Imo State.
I have been there over 5 times in the last 4 months. I can tell you he improved Imo

Of course he stepped on toes and didn't listen to Godfathers.

Ihedioha should stop being childish and start work.
He complains about everything from residence to Handover note.

You need a brain check

What has hand over note got to do with development?
It's very obvious,you are criminally minded as okorocha.

How do you start working effectively in a new role with out having history ??
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Father Reveals Her Real Age And That Of Ned Nwoko In A Phone Call by Skiilashi(m): 8:59pm On May 28, 2019
Imoh555:
cry

Dear Regina Daniels how do you address your old husband is it ancestor baby ,or sir boo , or uncle love or elder darling


Please I have a question as Ned is older than Regina's mother would he still be addressed as son in-law or uncle in-law or ancestor in-law or elder ancestor or in-law emeritus?


Money maketh people not to have shame
...worlds system spits

Loud it. those at the back need to hear it clearly.

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Celebrities / Re: Ceec Also Partners With Amstel Malta Shortly After Delta Soap Ambassadorship by Skiilashi(m): 8:51pm On May 28, 2019
Godwin5766:
sit dwn 4 nairaland here n dey make stupid comments abt sum1 who dnt knw if u exist

She knows u exist. Take it to the bank cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Ceec Also Partners With Amstel Malta Shortly After Delta Soap Ambassadorship by Skiilashi(m): 6:28pm On May 28, 2019
Oyindidi:
She is bad, she is ugly, she is evil, she is this she is that grin haters the short girl is getting endorsement everydaygrin

One one naira endorsement. Is that one endorsement

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Religion / Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Acquires Private Jet (Photos, Video) by Skiilashi(m): 10:39pm On May 26, 2019
Handsomebb:
Has he finished empowering his community?


Rubbish.

Is he a LG chairman?

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Religion / Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Acquires Private Jet (Photos, Video) by Skiilashi(m): 10:38pm On May 26, 2019
Biglittlelois:
This man again, after the divorce and infidelity from him and his wife, God ONLY knows who genuinely serves him.

Let him who have no sin cast the first stone
Family / Re: Lady Calls Her Mother Who Abandoned Her For 30 Years, Her Reaction Heartbreaking by Skiilashi(m): 6:32pm On May 24, 2019
OgogoroFreak:
Start ashawo work nau.

You need to blow if you want your mother to come begging.

Where is thy brain?

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