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If I had my way PDP will be proscribed and anybody found supporting the party will spend his/her life behind bars and the sentence will be served at the Guatanamo bay. Yeye party |
SaTANist at it again. Dem go continue to fail |
See wahala |
For your info there was an overhead bridge there before now but was removed because the road was dualised and the students were not making use of it. R.I.P. To d dead |
We see them every now and then in SCOAN and Mercyland |
If a man is just too afraid he will wet his bed while sleeping |
I have come to understand that young guys don't really present the issue of genotype when wooing ladies because they are really not ready to take the relationship to the next level and some don't even know theirs. Some that are ready to push it forward still don't bring d issue of genotype hoping that all will be well. Some later find out at d tail end of their courtship that they can't get married because of genotype issues. So why are young guys and girls not putting forward their genotypes at the early stage of their relationship? |
True talk only if dem go agree |
Naija I hail theeeeee |
Nice piece. only if all dese babes go gree. U want mak e dy cal u honey pie, treasure, Dearie and all what not. It is more romantic to call each other by your first names I bet u. It resets ur mind to default setting when you tend to go off track . |
Seems u are a small boy. Wen u get dere u wil know y its lik dat. Nor b eyes wen we tak eat eba we go tak share meat u hear |
Noted |
My next line of action is to own an oil palm plantation somewhere close to Agbor in Delta state. Lack ideas of how to go about it |
We c such tins weekly in SCOAN. |
Ymodulus: These are not prophecies. Just blabbering.Its me dat knw pass |
Good one |
In Japanese schools, the students don't get ANY exams until they reach grade four (the age of 10)! Why? Because the goal for the first 3 years of schools is NOT to judge the child's knowledge or learning,but to establish good manners and to develop their character! Yes, that's what our scholars taught us:Manners BEFORE knowledge! Should this method be implemented all over the world? |
Try d Synagogue church if u are in Lagos |
[quote author=Justosaus]yeah, we see a lot of dem everytime. One goes to a faith based house, gets 'healed' by taking a dangerous risk & doing what she was adviced strictly against by her doctor. She manages to come out safe & gives her 'testimony'....then d other gullible ones rush to faith based houses also wen they're told what they don't want to hear by d doctors, and many of them are not so fortunate... There's no miracle here. Its not as if a woman with two previous caesarian sections cannot deliver You sound lik a medical doctor. Dont 4get dat treating ur patients does nt mk dem well it is jst d grace of God. I dnt blame most of una sha because una neva c. Its me dat knw pas |
R.I.P. |
R.I.P. Cancer is ravaging d world n killing d old n d young. E nr fit near where I dy sha because I don anoint mysef wit anointing water from Prophet TBJ. |
Jim ahead ahead. Pple wen nr wan use ear hear abt u mk dm go leak black soup witout oil. |
Yea names lik Gonto, Nuhu, Ribadu, Rufai, Atiku, Bafarawa, Abacha etc are Hausa names. |
To confirm the truth of the figures just above, consult The Economist magazine, London; Punch newspaper, Nigeria, July 23rd, 2013. |
,I present to you the MONTHLY salary and allowances of our Senators: 1. Basic salary - # 2,484,245.50 2. Hardship Allowance - # 1,242,122.70 (half of Basic salary) 3. Constituency Allowance - # 4,968,509.00 (200% of Basic) 4. Newspapers Allowance - # 1,242,122.70 (50% of Basic) 5. Dressing Allowance - # 621,061.37 (25% of Basic) 6. Recess Allowance - # 248,424,55 (10% of Basic) 7. Accommodation - # 4,968,509.00 (200% of Basic) 8. Utilities - # 828,081.83 (30% of Basic) 9. Domestic - # 1,863,184.12 (70% of Basic) 10. Entertainments - # 828,081.83 (30% of Basic) 11. Personal Assistants - # 621,061.37 (25% of Basic) 12. Maintenance Allowanbe - # 1,863,184.12 (75% of Basic) 13. Leave Allowance - # 248,424.55 (10% of Basic) In addition to the following: 1. Severance Gratuity - # 7,452,736.50 2. Car Allowance Per annum - # 2,484,245.50 Grand total emolument for one senator monthly - # 29,479,749 |
I am interested |
you dnt have any case. U disobeyed a simple security instruction and u are nw lookng 4 sm1 to put d blame on. I nr blame uan 4 ds country una c security men finish. U 4got dat s hs job n nt urs. I repeat jst a simple instruction u couldnt obey. |
90% of the pilots that fly d choppers of one of these International Oil companies are whites. They dnt joke with safety. If a pilot tells u he is nt flying u cant force him because its safety first or nt at all. They believe there is always time to do it right. |
Haters of SCOAN mak una dy dere dy loose. Xo many tins dy happen for dis life wen eyez nr dy c. If Jim Iyke of all people go fit surrender himself to be delivered y u wen never see money tk write JAMB talkless of say na admission u wan get nr go surrender ursef. I repeat tins r happening on earth. |
Dem go dy pursue children wen dey use internet money dy buy jeans and shirt leave d ones wen wan use am buy heaven and earth. Ah Naija a country wen 16 big pass 19. Mak dem share the national cake make we all go rest. haba |
It s nt too good dat dese guys are nt playing regularly. would advice Keshi to invite Adeleye and Shittu To boost the defence |