Came in contact with some of them years back in Benin. I started threatening them that I will take them to the station. I feigned a phone call to the army attached to operation thunderstorm and told them I am a sgt. with the Nigerian Army. This happened along Sokponba road close to Erie where they change foreign currencies. on hearing this they started pleading. Omo com see begging. They stopped their vehicle and was pleading. I just came down from the vehicle pretending to be collecting the vehicle number naim the guys take off.

Na Igbo she go be

irunooboo:
Ever since i joined NL i have recieved several Pm's from desperate sex starved guys and i managed to follow just two guys on a date which eventually led to something and something..... I noticed they both cum after 3mins and made it look like it was planned. These are cute tall guys with ripped abs but despite this they cant satisfy a woman. I am tempted to write their monikers but i will hold on for now

Beware of fraudsters. This is one of them. Guys would start sending private messages to him (not her) and from there he will have your email add and he will start bombarding u with all kinds of yahoo yahoo talk. Seun take note

The pix

LastSurvivor:
Best in Waec- Southerner
Best in Neco- Southerner
Best in Jamb- Southerner
Best in other fields- Southerner
But most qualified in government jobs Northerners.. how come?

Its because the Southernerns always refuse to assist the people from their region to gain employment in govt agencies. If they want to even help at all them go dey quote thousands of naira but the Northernerns are not like that. Merely speaking hausa to an hausa man that is connected then u are in for something good

EbolaParasite:


There is a difference between renewing your cert and not having done it at all. Are you saying you've never done it? You fly choppers to offshore platforms/rigs and yet you've never done at least HUET? Safety is no joke when it comes to offshore so if what you are saying is true, your company is playing with fire
You can't get on a chopper in GOM without it. I know offshore naija follows similar safety protocols albeit some lapses may occur.

It is not that it is not important. Chopper is the mode of transportation whether by 412 or 308 and have been on this for 13 years now.

EbolaParasite:


If you don't have BOSSIET or HUET then you must be a mad man. The reason it is required is so you know how to react during sad situations like the one that happened in this case. Simple safety rules will determine life and/or death

you are the one mad here. I am not certified so get that into ur tiny skull

Truckpusher:
If you have a total blackout or you're unconscious then it is understandable but if you have some level of consciousness and survive the ordeal then it is important to give credit to the people who deserve it and not some fellows that didn't pay for your training and didn't know that such training exists.

FYI: you can't access any helico movement to deep offshore or shallow water without being certified unless in some cases where they give waivers and such waivers are for frequent flyers and one time visitors whose BOSIET have expired recently.

FYI I work in an oil field as a contract employee with one of these IOCs and am not BOSIET certified. Those that are certified are not even up to 60%.

Truckpusher:
Nigerians sha! The company spent money to train and certify you on T-BOSIET , SAS and HUET training just to ensure that you know how to react in a likely ditching but here you're attributing everything to T B Joshua and some supernatural powers.......smh

We have a long way to go.

Where the other ones that died not BOSIET certified? And who even told u that everybody working offshore is BOSIET certified?

victorels:
Those Hausa senators has finished this man and Rochas with insult.

They are mocking this south Eastern Nominee from Imo State. His responses were too poor and foolish.

The house could not make meaning to his answers to questions. The senate president moved for him to bow and go. The house burted ito laghter and making jest of the nominee and his state Governor.

He would be screened out. Imo state should start shopping for replacement immediately.

Na back of television u watch. The guy made a lot of sense

lilmax:
it's a question not an insult.... Now tell me what irresponsibility, disrespectful, drinking,clubbing got to do with prayer?

You are a small boy and wouldn't know the efficacy of prayer. You think its only when u need favour that prayer is necessary hmmmm? Grow up

Sow it into my life and your life will never remain d same lolz

Sugarhugs:
Haba So just because I said I can't date or marry someone that is ugly, nairaland guys una wan kill me with insults abi? I thought everybody has freedom of speech and is entitled to his or her own opinion So why then are you ugly guys hitting on me It's not my fault you guys are ugly like tinubu and oshomole. You can' keep insulting your sorry asses, I don't give a Bleep no more.

Yea agreed Tinubu and Oshiomole are ugly but their wives are good examples of what it means to be beautiful unlike u dat is worworcious

He works in mysterious ways. Congrats

We are watching

Abeg make dem shut up. Wetin dem know?

If betting na sin naim be say America lottery and other forms of lottery from GSM providers like d one wen somebody take win aeroplane for mtn na sin. Abeg make we leave matter

@op u are right to some extent. Accident happens just becos of human, vehicular and permit me to add spiritual error especially in a country like ours where witch dey fly for day time. Also know that d spiritual controls d physical. Undermine d powers of d forces of darkness in ur village at ur own peril

Nice write up @ op. That's my next target. I work in one of these IOC's as a contractor employeethough I am a graduate working two weeks and going off for two weeks. Have been here for quite some years hoping one day we wil be staffed which is not forthcoming. The pay of these guys that are welders and fitters is very fat compared to d peanuts we are been payed. Most of them earn about 200k and above and can barely spell their names correctly while we can spell our names with fat certificates but nothing to show for. We dey carry graduate for head. Anyway 2016 na me and u go dig am. Na money dey make d world dey see u nor be d kind work wen u dey do

I have read and listened to so many persons when they criticise and insult men of God especially Nigerians. My question remains who is a true man of God in our nation Nigeria?

Wetin dey worry all dese rapists sef wen ashara nor pass 500 naira for Enerhen junction.

Good one PMB. Wailing wailers over to you.

Maybe he is a spy policeman. His force number will tel if he is a spy or not. We have them in d banks and oil companies

IamAtribalist:
Nigeria: a country of idiots - you really believe a human being can transform into a snake? I know we are all laughing now but some people REALLY believe this sheeyte.

u don't need to believe sha because u have not seen but it happens

It happened at the SCOAN guest house and so many tins were said about Prophet TBJ and now it has at the almighty Mecca. Anyway God is watching. May the souls of d departed R.I.P. Come to think of it that of SCOAN was Sept 12 and dis Sept 11.

zeyney:

I No Kw Were 4 Ikpoba Hill D Guy Dey O Cus Here In Agbor Road We Hv At Least 17 Hours Lite Daily

I tire o. Na d Agbor park I dey toooo oooo

The bill wan wound person now. The meter dey run like say tomoro nor dey

okosodo:
But my area, ikpoba hill, benin city has not seen this change in electricity that you guys are talking about. So i am now begining to thinj that this change is a lie (scam)

my guy nor be Ikpoba hill u dey. Light here na at least 16hours daily

Nice one op. Person wen chop better pounded yam with egusi soup wen bush meat spoil nor get business with gala for outside

That's my prophet. Who nor go nor know. Children wen never fit buy pants for a woman talkless of impregnating one dey here dey spew rubbish.

Good one. If na dat ogogoro man time dem go dey romance d workers like say dem dey beg dem to do deir work. PMB till PDP is wiped out completely from Naija

GMB/PYO gradually silencing the wailing wailers. Them go hail. Dem never see anytin. GMB till PDP go into extinction