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I don't know if am the only guy who doesn't bother to arrange my stuffs when girls are coming to my place.. I can't come and be keeping stuffs where I don't want them cos you will spend just few hours with me.

Nawa oooh, una way get brother or even brothers no know wetin God do for una ooh and I just wonder why my brother will insult or even fight me if I had just one..

My girlfriend no dey follow me cap anyhow unto say she dey vex for matter we fit settle on a low tone e come be girl way friend zone me.

You dey try sha..

Hahaha

This marriage pressure is one reason I don't allow girls close to my shop e come be to near my phone to check bank alert.

Once I hear I want to come to your shop, I go switch topic with the speed of light.

E get one saving platform called How To Grow here in Onitsha and I started saving with them this month and it's amazes me how I have been able to save 45k with them within 28days and this is the first time am trying to save money out of my bank account.

Mere looking at the savings booklet dey give joy maka chinekeee.

Taking this man's corpse from Nnewi to Nnokwa caused a heavy traffic at Nnobi junction that morning, you need to see convey of cars bikonu.

Rip Sir.

FirstCounsel:
"Last Supper Motors?"

I swear, me just dey wonder ooh

You see this generation eeeeh, nah hot water God go use end us las las.

Hahahahaha

I don't even know why I started laughing when I saw the name you wrote as a company name.. Characters plenty for Lagos sha.

Hahahahaha.


Media no go kill person ooh, Ukraine president dey really craze for head..

BigYash:
You no add filter.. You no fit enjoy d claro well like this nua. Except you wan get burnt lips and burnt fingers.. Dey buy that TZ wen carry filter ... You gerrit? If you don't gerrit,forget about it my nigga..

You dey game jare.

Daytrader1:
I dey on my az, i don smoke am reach claro like this, na to light up the second one make i reach SPAC3

How you take dey smoke AZ without filter bros?.

The light effects way dey your apartment nah wetin I just like.

MsFaith:
Story. We know your type. Na thing wey una they talk be that until you get there first. You are not the first to say it.

We all have dreams and a lot going for us so if I say I don't want to stay abroad leave it to me cos I have my reasons.

Thank you.

MsFaith:
Did he tell you how much he earns in comparison with the rent? Them go dey give you bobo to discourage you, you sef go dey drink am.

I don't have dreams of staying abroad bro, I rather go on vacations and come back here..

So leave me to drink the Bobo in peace.

When my uncle told me how much he pays for rent and other as I convert am to naira, I just weak cos it was running in millions.

I just look am shake head.

27Pushing30:
Are you not aware that ALL Federal highways are going to be rolled?

The toll is not loan repayment only.. it’s also for road maintenance

I never said the toll was a loan repayment rather I said am not surprised about it at all.

ShaqFu:
Lovely. The fourth picture looks like they want to put toll gate there. Haba!

Hahaha, I was at that bridge site last week because I stay in Onitsha. I told my people that FG will put toll gate for us and they were arguing, am not surprised self.

NaijaCoverBlog:
Here In Onitsha, They Sell It 220naira Per Litre

North West for express sell at 165naira but you go dey line tire..

paulolee:
we met inside church, she talked me to join d choir so we can get closer n I did n became d choir coordinator..
next was asking me to leave d choir bcox d girls wan use private visiting kill me..my landlord wanted even evict me bcoz I kum de get many different female visitors..
I end up leaving dt church n d relationship... ..heaven is d goal

You really use sound tracks worry the landlord life oooh

People way dey drive Honda nko?.

Datboredberri:
She's not alone, she's with his kids

That will make things more easier self..e be like say children never cry for head well well.

Wazobia2216:
So what if she remarries Will you go and live in the new building with OP

She can't remarry if her bride price is not returned to her husband by her people besides if she was thinking right she leave her husband's house..

She has moved to the east so let her be and focus on completing your building bros..

When you don't call or send her funds for a long time then we will know how far she's prepared to stay alone.

Heart break nah national cake.

Bros, abeg focus on more important things jare nah March we dey enter so.

I don't have a brother and I don't pray to have one like you cos you no get sense at all.

I always tell girls am a plumber cos I sell plumbing items but I don't allow any of them come to my shop and funny enough 80% of them stick around

If a lady is clean and good in bed, she won't have to ask of second round cos bros go dey ginger to duck more.

Location and price please.

Location and rate please?.

Imagine someone testing me with 80k for this kin hot weather so..

Nna eeeh, una dey try ooh.