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Why do we always like fake things?.

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

You jumped out naked got me laughing ooooh.

Promzy99:
My broda said he doesnt have any mutual relationship with her before now. He said when he came bck last week 4rm school, while d uncle went 2 d market to buy items 4 pepper_soup nd other things 4 d business, d alledged sales girl walked into my broda's room started acting friendly, admiring his watch nd necklace. After much conversations with her, they laid nd had sex twice b4 d uncle wud return, and dat was it. Pls whats ur advice 4 him? Pls no abuses bt u cn criticize.

The said girl is not pregnant for your brother so your brother should man up and tell her that he has no business with her pregnancy unless him get money to send am Sha ooo.

Zonex1:
Wait ooo is der any financial benefits in being in the Guinness book of records.

You go cash out pass una village Oracle.

U don dey use person matter do unnecessary write up..

No go face your own matter.

webosky:
Shut your loud mouth fool, wait , are you even married? , if your wife locks you out of the house because you desrespected her, how would you feel?
People like you end up having sour marriages.
Always treat your partner same way you'll like to be treated whether in disagreement or agreement. And don't quote me again b4 I lay curse on your dead brain

Curse Kee your generation..

erinatso:
no i neva talk am oo i mean "if to say she no b my senior"

Hahahaha,

webosky:
You are fool young man, you'll ruin your marriage if you continue like this, so you where comfortably in a hotel room while your newly wedded wife slept in the veranda and you have the guts to post it here, always remember that women don't forget.

My friend shut up there, she was comfortable disrespecting him all in the name of going to church but he can't be comfortable to take the decisions.

erinatso:
Aunty with due respest pls permit me to tel u that u r mad. If nt dat u ar my senior i for tel u say u no get sense
u get mind tel us say ur mum no like u

But you don already talk say she no get sense nah.

Does anybody in Anambra State know this man?.
Because this face is so strange.

The child is not yours and she knows..

But you self, you no cum on the lashing day but you go carry pikin say nah your own.

johnkey:
God provide for us make we build better house for better area, if land finish make we buy house. amen

They bought lands in a good place but failed to put drainage system while building their houses.

Should we ask God to give sense to plan our environment well?.

EdoFirstBorn:
Here are my thoughts

Learn to mind your business

Use your time and thoughts in something more beneficial

How can you sit and start to ponder on such a useless meaningless topic?

Focus on your life and build yourself up
Useless thread

DANGOTE

Dannyfan:
20+

Focus on more important things bro.

Life goes on.

RosaBerry:
Na why una block elegushi road last night because say una d shoot video..

Lolll

Them pay for am so find another route go house.

How old are you?.

Sorry to say this bro, but you are an IDIOT.

Light a blunt and feel alright bro.

JhyMedex:
Was with this girl...Sex was always mindblowingly good.. However,she gets asthma attacks when she climaxes...
We always kept the inhaler handy..In the throes of passion and ecstasy,she gets the attack, I quickly grab her inhaler..
Living on the edge..

WONDERFUL

paulolee:
I bin de attack very sharply from her back like mbappe wen she jus slow down dey breath fastly...
she just ask me to help her bring her inhaler wey she bin keep for bag n as she take some drags she kum de alright say mk we continue...
continue wetin??
she beg tire dt nite i swear na dt day I know say gbola get e own brain n sabi fear too bcoz e no gre rise dt nite after dt crazy scenerio.
no b small shock I experience dt nite o..

Sex is in the mind. once your mind blow, your gbola go stand.

Gather that mind way you take dey carry man u straight win for bet and talk to the girl.

What has your friend ever gotten for this said stingy boyfriend?.

Pure bloodlines jare.

You Sabi better breed.

Guys, should we really talk to him??.

Cerebellum:
Why there so many childish fuls in this forum?

Who is interested in this disgusting post you just composed, ehn OP??

Try dey use ur sense

Did anyone force you into reading his post?

Una no go dey respect unaselves for this public yard.

You really tried bros.

Two yearssss?.

angelfallz:
Why do you take your phone to church?

Does my phone have any business with me listening to the priest or pastor?.

Let's no be churchy over everything abeg.

Luigi02:
Yes. I was watching YouTube videos with my phone. One usher cam and requested the phone. My reply was "If I give you this phone, make I knw why". The usher left and returned few minutes later with 3 more ushers with one of em being their Egbon. They took they phone from me after causing a scene, even threaten to report me to the pastor who would then have me kneel down in the side of the Alter. It was an embarrassing experience ngl

You say what?.

I go scatter the church that day oooh,ushers don't tell me where to sit in church nah to come collect my phone.

You no go go house that day nahh.

oluwaVaz:
Umu anumpama, una mates dey look for money una dey do cultisim ....

Hahaha, you dey para ooh bros.

If the government can pay all eligible graduates that is supposed to go for NYSC the sum of 300,000 naira as start up funds to do whatever business of their choice then pulling down the scheme down is a welcomed development.