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Endeared:
Hi what’s your age bracket?

I'm 31 years old and a male.

You?.

if you are in the East (Anambra State) then let's link up may boredom no go finish you cos of relationship abi love matter.

TarOrfeeek:
Catholics will ruin Anambra

Anybody celebrating Soludumb victory is just a Catholic supremacist.

Are you normal at all?.

No vex say I ask ooh.

The day one of this stupid boys forming bouncers for club go collect close range for head eeeh, they will know it's not everyone you mess with because he or she came to ease stress.

The guy is really a gentleman.

Boys dey bill client in two weeks e come be relationship way guy man go dey collect billing that he waited 3 months to get an answer.

We really need to applaud him for his level of patience.

Katerifarmer837:
Congratulations guys.u guy's are a good team.
But believe me this feat will be difficult in federal universities like unizik awka

My friend go sit and down one side jor. 90% of Unizik students don face street yet still they will say school hard. No be who go class go pass exam?.

Are you normal bros?

To do what actually?.

Roll a blunt and stay jiggy jor

Shebi nah all this wahala I go dey see and hear everyday and people will be shouting that I should go and marry.

I greet una well well.

ajumma:
before nko...the event of last year is still fresh on our memory.
wait oo... where is that lesbians' aka DJ Switch?

in CANADA now doing ashawo with Oyibo people

No go think say people no fit block you for road and give you better beating cos of anyhow comments.

walkingshadow911:
this is why i don't encourage distance relationship in these present times. one party would use d distance has an advantage to cheat. i have been there before....
once the night vid calls is not constant anymore, wahala go start.
u start fighting with your head every now and then.
pls op, dont take distance relationship too serious for your mental wellness o.

don't say i don't warn you o

olorun a wa pelu e

Baba, forget that matter abeg.

I relocated from my base to my babes base and started a new business just to make her feel secured yet she still thinks that any girl that comes around me is my girlfriend.

Some people have trust issues naturally..

The letter says Dear TENANTS, is your boyfriend the only tenant in that compound?.

Abeg sun too much for too much talk.

Insecurity nah one problem we need to wave off maka our peace of mind.

The first ever weed I smoked was in my final year in school.
My dad got involved in a fatal accident that was life threatening.
My one and only girlfriend cheated, got pregnant and wanted to hang it on me but thank God for dates and calculation.
I had seminar and project work on my desk yet I could not focus or even sleep, all I did was cry and keep to myself as in i was going crazy by the day.

So one night when my hotel mates were smoking, I came out and asked to be given a blunt, everyone was shocked and looked at me like I was not normal again but I needed that blunt more than them so I lighted it up, I slept that night without even closing my door but just my net and the next morning I went to see my project supervisor wearing a short for the very first time, I was so happy inside me eeeh that my course mates even noticed it.

After that night I took everything as a game and played it to my favour not minding what the person sited next to me thinks about me.

You for just set GST 101 give us to read nah.

Nah who smile give girl dey collect billing this period.

To insult you just dey hungry me but I no go talk anything at all.

Pastor way dey do love-vendor work.

Your mumu never too much?.

May una dey taste engine before una go marry am but una go say NOOOOO.

No come worry us here oooh.

Stop smoking igbo, you say Noooo.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
She's 6months and in Enugu. Someone is coming for her hand in marriage. But she won't be allowed to meet a man till her second heat. She never even experience first heat.

Hahahaha.

Nah still small chickito oooh..

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Female

Mine is male.

How old is yours and what's your location?.

No be only you oooh, stages of life makes a lot of things change in our whole being.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
GSD

Male or female?.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
They can perceive you from afar. Mine won't bark but she will be wait to see if I will come straight to her when I come in. If I don't, she will start backing and saying " mommy won't you come and gimme a hug?"

Mum?.

Which breed is your dog?.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
no be lie. I had to teach mine to stop jumping for hugs cos she's getting to big and heavy before she will push me down. I've thought her to seat and let me squart and hug her instead of her jumping up to hug me.

Hahahahaha, once you are at the gate na so barking go begin immediately showing that Babaaaaa don come back ooh.

Sometimes I wish my dog could talk only his welcome hugs is mind blowing.

ojasweb:
I started my company when I don't know anything about business. Absolutely zero knowledge of business.

Though i had some money when i started it, but i haven't work on the business. I have made money but i won't really attribute it to the business.

Planning to start working on it from next year with 1M as a seed capital.

Which line of business is this?.

Capitalpunisher:
im from Nnobi but I'm outside the state now.
I hope you are enjoying the afiolu Nnobi

Plenty chop everywhere brother..
Me just enter town too...
Connect when you come back.

texasux:
Where in Nnewi? I want to crosscheck something.

Asking for a friend

Lolllllllll, you be theif.

Capitalpunisher:
LOL i know the place

Guyyyy, if you dey nnewi drop contact may we link up jorrr. I dey nnobi this evening.