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I THINK THIS POST SHOULD BE TRANSFERRED TO JOKES SECTION

I NO FIT LAUGHT FINSIH

asoji23:
A mini business lady(22yrs old,an ND1 student) just came into the life of my friend(26yrs old and a CEO) who is despirately in neeed of a lady to settle down with.This lady have been so nice,caring,helpful in terms of financial aspect and there relationship is less than two weeks.What amazed me most is that we never disclose to the lady that my friend owns the company he works with and he owns the car he is driving,this lady is the kind of lady my friend as been dreaming of marring but will i call this the right match for him or what? but i told my friend that she is a BIG pretender but my friend is grately in love that he cant control his emotion any longer and even planning of getting married to her before the year ends. I need ADVICE from you fellow nairalanders on how and what to tell my friend

Why will you just into conclusion she is a BIG Pretender?

You cant marry here because you have seen another babe

We have heard. There is no point in finding excuse in saying you love her

He definately be worse when you are his wife cuz he know you have no where to go.u cant dump him easily like that after marriage. with that kind of anger.that too much man.being jealous about some1 else relationship

I feel you need to tell him that his anger is given you concern and that u not ready to be a punching bag wife. Tell me stargaght nowor if u keep quite it would affect u later. I know ur mind is telling u to go ahead cuz he is faithful.Good but beating u up is another major problem oo so i advise you talk to him first and see if he changes

But whait i just read 1 part

'you can never make it in life, do you think you are richer than me?

Damn Girl, Go find another Husband to marry ooo. Whats the hell is this.Saying this to you. Wo,if you continue and this guy does not change.WAHALA WA OOOO.How can he say that 2 you.This is a very proud person and if he can say this to u,he can rubbish ur family in thier presence ooooooooooo


All are my thought. You will have to make a decision urself if you want to go on or not

Sisi Jinx:
@ Topic
Tee hee hee

It amuses me when Naija tries to feel among!!!

How are they gonna keep track? Oh wait, I forgot they are gonna use the almighty, all seeing and all knowing computer.

But. . . but how are they gonna power it. . . what with no light and all?

And these are just the basics. . .

Hmmm, more sleepless nights for some people.

Got a pont there.i feel the social security would be to control people and mayb help solve crime problem or other things but for benefits,its a country whose economy is stable that does that.

Could work sha if they have a nice plan

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=263223.msg3748821#msg3748821 date=1240082270]Lil wayne crying
[img]http://cdn2.myxer.com/tn/c/249794/big/?t=20080228144220[/img][/quote]Damn Emeka. Why you murder my guy like that? e no good ooooooooooooo

@ Poster
I dey feel u jare.

No mind people wey dey abuse you. Na wetin dem come do 4 nairaland be that

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Damn. Thats was so funny. Kanye did not get the joke @ all

i got no d--k men,i piss in the plastic men.

I love the mexican guy that was beaten up

LAMIDI OBI again

Wetin do all ur white chicks?

Damn. why would the guy leave such loop holes

Thats one of the radio presenters who shaped the radio industry well. Damn Dan foster, Damn, How could you have such error and not correct them?

i think he felt just because he married a nigerian,he has the right to stay. at least he should have gone to check this up and no wahala.he will be okay. f--k!!!

That guy cant come back to Nigeria cuz once you are an illegal immigrant.there is no way they can let u back in(Nigeria fit allow am sha, no b Naija)

But sad. Cool fm should be ashamed of themselves.they should be sued also because it mean Dan han an illegal status when he was working with them and they knew.

Stupid people.  So they cant find some1 else to replace him. they are scared of competition.

Fools

16 yrs old got 310 out of 400 in JAMB . Ahhhhh JAMB

WTF


hmmm. its better to be quiet here

in jamb?

Still thinking about it,

Any1 here with J2ME experience

I need help in getting started and i have some questions.


I would be glad if any 1 can reply

[quote author=i_laugh link=topic=260764.msg3732756#msg3732756 date=1239807723]Nigeria will be better when we all realise that the problem with Nigeria is with Nigerians themselves.

South Africa has the worst case of crime in Africa - have you seen their citizens making mockery of the country? Have you seen them run their leaders down for not eradicating HIV, have you seen dem curse their country for the alarming AIDS epidemic? No,

N ay, in Nigeria, any little effort made to improve the country is hailed down by Nigerians themselves, they see nothing good in their country, some wakes up and rain curses on the country, some prophesies doom, some sees nothing great in the country and use their mouth to talk so, so, how can the country improve then?[/quote]Very good point.

When we starting thinking with our brains and not allow the white people to always rub our country's name in the mud


Talk about a lots of things and blames shifted to africa in Genearal.For instance.

they claimed Aids developed in Africa and found one country in africa that has highest amount of patients and told us it was dveloped in africa

They do lots of fraudulent stuff and blame Nigeria as the highest rate of fraud practice and we accepted it beause we belive they are always right but we have people using a whole country's money to fight family war and its had a big negative effect and they tagged it economic crunch

to me one of the biggest scams this countries participate in is all this UNICEF stuff, u hear the billions they claim they are sending to help Africa and you would start to wonder if this money is really spent to help africa or they use it for something else(u see a pic of  skinny black children in the forest and they tell you they need help).always the same scam every year but we believe they are helping us

Till we change our mentalilty and stand to be black,proud and a Nigerian where ever you go no matter what any other Nigerian as done.i dont see any major improvement then

My points here might not seems resonable enough but what i am trying to say is till we believe in ourselves, and not allowing people  to throw us in the mud we aint going nowhere

Funny Nairlanders

Some 1 complained of what a bank did to him.

Another person is busy insulting Nigerians abroad on the same thread

Na dem put u 4 trouble ni?

Sure


Let me know what it entails

server34:
It depends . . . @ Poster, are you attractive yourself? If not, then you shouldn't be bothered. Take myself for an example, I know I am very very ugly, so I decided to date a lady equally as ugly. Over 3 years now, we have not had any problems with our relationship. I know we were simply meant for each other.

You have got to be kidding me

Define ugly? i dont understand what people say there are ugly

i have never seem a fellow human being who does not look appealing to the eyes if that what u mean by ugly

@ seun
I think nairalst need to be moderated.checking out overseas dating.i can see people putting Nigerian states there.i thought it was reserved for overseas only or something.Its looks too messy

Just my thought

Thats blog is a joke

The blogger was seriously looking for attention.Check out the top artist self

spikedcylinder:
To me, attractiveness is one of the key factors in any relationship, if its not there, its not there and its usually difficult to grow. Whats the use of getting married when you're going to get divorced later because you irritate the sh!t out of each other? Which stigma is worse socially - never married or divorcee?

Haba Never married is worse ooooo

at least for a divorcee, u can brag u have tasted what marriage looks and feels like

Na wa ooo. So its fine boy you are after now,not love? so funny!!!!

i belive you lust after fine boyz cuz i dont understand your point in trying to reject him just because he is ugly. what has ur former fine boyfriends all done for you? are u still with them?

if you want,Leave the guy and just pray that one much more uglier does not come again since i dont even understand what u call ugly.

Nairlanders

the guys asked a question. he did not asked for congratulatory message or insults like this now

chuxy12:
to be frank when I initially saw it on tv i was -----WHAT!! but i remembered the statement ''she stoops to conquer" . Obama wants to gradually warm his way into the very heart of the islamic world. I am concerned in the way he is going about it.
If bowing down to the Saudi monarch will go along way to establishing peace b/w the west and the middle east so be it.
Bush is too reactionary and i suspect too egoistic and senseless. His political allies urged him on and on . Today he is one of the few american presidents that was booed out of white house.

Abi o. Help me tell the people questioning every move obama makes ooo

2muchmoney:
lol
maybe thats the exact reason why singles night service is always filled up with females in churches, !!!
no disrecpect to all you ladies, I love u all,

ROFLMAO

BlueDiva:
Right,
You've settled with yourself. 
Pretending to be your chick?
Your fantasies are other peoples reality.
Go get a real chick

Is it joblessnesst(or what) that actually made the poster to have time thinking like this?

I really dont get it

joblessness @ its height

OneNaija:
[b]Why don't you guy Help Us.make a Protest and march to Abuja,Lagos In fact all over Nigeria and make a Heavily protest to shut down the Airport like Thailand di[/b]d to remove all the bad leader.Thailand does not have the resources Nigeria Had but they have the power to say whatever they want to say.You are there doing 419,Steal,Burn peoples Alive,,    1 million Nigeria can march down to Abuja,Lagos shut down every Important investment in Nigeria,The hole World will look on Us and there will be a Solution and then they will give us Answer. We are here playing Innocent Soul who work his hard earn money to play for Fraud.and they said we are rock of Africa.

cold:
Young man stop decieving yourself "I Have neva stolen or done anything bad"since birth.Liar!!Be a tru nigerian & get ur act together and stop whinin.Nobody messes wit me & gets away wit it,u gotta show where u're from.

u got a point here.If he did not put himself in a position where he will be suspected,i see no reason why he will be messed with as far as going into  cell