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So i did a trip almost 10k on uber, and my semi-drunk rider just stretched his ATM card to me.
Rider: its savings account.
I was like wtf!
Oga i dont have pos device here....

Laslas he managed to transfer, after several attempts. and then he left his torch light phone and big bottle of alomo bitters in the car.

Today was stressful....

jayooh:
Those 2 trips alone na day maker

yea... 11,900 precisely

Gentlelife50:
Someone said they should tell Taxify not to introduce rating in Ibadan when they start if not they will jass finish themselves.

i wonder why they didn't include portharcourt

pappy2000:
please can I get a good car which is Uber complaint for 900k

Go buy the Rio that looks like toy. Very efficient car

So i just did a 64km trip from festac to abijo GRA without honking.
Rider was like... bros ur horn no dey no dey work?
I replied with 3 loud horn.
He smiled.
When i start to think who will take me out of this bush... belle begin worry me, plus d trip was card.
I started looking for where to make a u-turn and face ajah...
One trip request entered, 4.7km away. oh! Thank u lord
Oga where are we going?
Rider: around shomolu
Perfect. Destination trip niyen. I close

Epphy:
Just maybe one of you is on Lite and the other is on Taxify (the more expensive one).

mine 2005 his 2006.
Surge should normally com when requests are more....
He was there i put on uber got request and left him...

We should agree taxify surge is sometimes fraud.
I dey with one driver and our apps(updated) showing different things

More. Available

4gb ram
64gb rom
Amoled 5.5"
Snapdragon 820
Dual hi fi speakers with dolby sound
Silver color
Fast charge 3.0
All accessories intact
Brand new
Work on only MTN sim, but can be tweaked.
N98,000
Negotiable
Call or whatsapp 080652 404 90

Still sharp and available

slamstanlee:
Brand new ZTE axon 7.
All accessories intact.
Phone was just unboxed and tested.
All new.
4+64gb
Snapdragon 820
Amoled diaplay
Hi fi dual Speakers
20MP camera. Etc
N85K
Call or whatsapp
O80 652 404 90

blackfm:
See Ojoro. Still made 22 on both Uber and Taxify though. Uber will fall easily

taxify people na from APC

xana101:
nice one bro. I did 28k today without bonus. Today's request was back2back

nice one bro
U na the MVP.
My recent laziness na from 10am i dey resume dz days. Sunday 12.30 constant. I cant beat u lol

Grand total plus bonus= N29600...
Been long i crack around 30k without offline trips cos of laziness.
Enjoy ur weekend guys...

Destination trip o. Elegushi set back to mainland.
Shomolu bound. Den i stroll enter ogudu and crash for bed.

brogxy:
But you were warned earlier. Chasing easy 7k is better than the 6k with so many conditions attached to it.
Anyway, you still have two days which is still so enough for you to make the 20 trips

Dem papa!
Ojoro people. I had to complete the 21st trip to arepo after berger to hit it. The kind of trip i normally reject or pass to another driver. (Its good sha, 4k from lekki)
I had to chase it cos i owe dem 1500 .

Now i have quickly log off so dey dont do another magic.

Now its to time pursue uber 7k easily 2moro and monday, all things being equal
Sunday- 13 trips
Monday- 7 trips

Modified*
9.08pm another trip back to chevron lekki.
No sleeping till 11pm

Dammyray:
So I'll not see this money like this?

i have done 20trips as at 7.15pm. Completed. But 69%. I am doing doing 21st trip now immediately. Lemme see how dey wan to do me ojoro

Taxify about to spoil it now just one flash request, driver did not respond, dem drop d finish rate. Idiots

50% remaining. If by 7pm i never almost chop dis 6k for one reason....na to switch to uber and pursue d 7k which is very "choppable"

Uber dey play me wayo since...
Currently in vi and in a surge zone, trips coming from within d zone with d yeye 1.1x.
Up to six request now me no pick.
One with 1.5x manage enter and rider quickly cancelled
Na wa...
Make i kuku put my taxify on

ORIJIN201:
65k?

79k

The 'reddest' mainland today

Gentlelife50:
Baba kuku focus on the okada business naa

yes o. Okada business is the way. Let him focus on dat.
Na this kind person my niece dey call "over sabi house husband" their gra gra level dey high.
But i have an advice for him; if you believe in something, do it! Just do it.

Brand new ZTE axon 7.
All accessories intact.
Phone was just unboxed and tested.
All new.
4+64gb
Snapdragon 820
Amoled diaplay
Hi fi dual Speakers
20MP camera. Etc
N85K
Call or whatsapp
O80 652 404 90

Josiah360:
Please who knows a very good A/C technician? My car AC stops cooling few days after the gas was filled.

Thanks

Go to akoka road, near unilag main gate, ask for Dennis AC after MRS petrol station on ur right.
Tell him u were referred from nairaland, u may get a discount.

jayooh:
Only a Slamstanlee can pull this stunt

Ah! Na with red eye oh. Dis job....

jayooh:
New week, new narrative

Taxify don change the bonus narrative oh. Now name completion rate deh assure bonus. Madt people!!!
How is it drivers fault if a rider decides to cancel his/her request. Na wa oh

They should cancel all the bonus charade altogether.

And I want universe is 100 < 80? This people are high on cheap cocacola

Na wa.. yeye people

Me and one of my riders slept in the car last nite. So epic!

From lekki to somewhere around diamond estate, igando.
Left around 9.03pm, ETA was around 85mins. But rider insist we go through oshodi then ejigbo....
Na there we spend d nite till about 11pm for traffic amd large pool of water.
I don kuku call my bro for igando say i go crash there....
Got to destination some minutes before 12am.
Rider requested for account details before we got there.
Now, she just got down from d car, claimed she had sent me 6k, now i should take her manager (second rider) to cement busstop den end the trip. Wtf! Which kain yeye arrangements be this?

Ok. Make we take am do late night waka. Its Saturday anyways.
Fare was 5400. My preferred route would hv been 4k max.

Before i realized, she had opened the gate and went straight upstairs.
She didn't show me debit alert on her phone.
She didn't show me transfer successful thing.
Nothing, she just went like that.

Ok oga ur client don go leave us, but lets wait for alert before i leave here.
Rider; no she must hav sent it, let be going
Me: nope, lets wait for alert first. Or do u have the cash just in case...
Rider; no, but i believe she sent it.
Me: ok call her to come down and show me at least d debit alert i will move this car.

We called and she claimed its d network and she can't resend it. I will get it bla bla bla
Me: (we die here)
Oga we will move wen the alert enters. But i beliv she didn't send anything.

All this while i was refreshing my GtB app and yahoo mail. Nothing.
Same time 2 different request were hitting my phone.
One was going to fela shrine, the oda was going to oba akran.
They kept calling, cancelling and re requesting. I was the only driver there 4 sure.

1am.

Rider: oga just take me to my house we can sort it in the morning, or i give u what i have...
Me; broz if u can transfer the cash to me now, we will move now. If i later see hers i will tranfer back.
Rider: i dont have up to that....

Estates security men came with their dane guns, ask questions and left.

I put off engine, wind window down, plenty mosquitoes joined us. Rider stretch flat at back seat and slept off.

YouTube till 2am
Slept off till 4am. Woke and continued

Rider woke 6.30..
Rider: bros can i go now, lemme go get bus to my house...
Me: ok, i will wait for ur madam.

7am
Rider came out, so ugly jeez.
(How d hell did she grab a rich white man)

Started showing me pix, bringing up gist, apologising...
I was just using nose to answer. One loud voice in me wanted to say; pay me my money!.

I just kept calm.
She said her brother will send me the money now.
3mins later.
Alert... 9k
She said 3k+ is for the stress.
Me: thank you (wicked thing)...

Happy sunday jare

Rider: where are u?( harsh tone)
Me: Good evening.
Rider: ok, good evening, i just requested ur ride.
Me: ok i am close by. Where are we actually going ma?
Rider: oga are you coming or not, this one u are asking plenty questions...
Me: i am not coming pls.
Rider: You are mad!!
(She ends call).

This job is for the strong hearted indeed....

ifyeez:
You did not ask me, how I recognized you, anyway after ur accident pix, I took note, red corolla red interior will see you again someday

sure sure. U will. But when i drive d blue, u cant see me

waks1:
Tmao saturday Offline to and fro ijebu, take off 10am sholuyi gbaghada then wait in ijebu before 4 or 4pm for return trip to lagos. How much can u take for this trip guys? rider goin for owambe .

30k pere

Terrence15115:
Drove to the island yesterday. Spent over 3hours in traffic and the rider refused to pay the full charge. Was too tired to start dragging with him. Waited on the island till 9 to a set destination trip. Uber didn't allow me, taxify riders were going the other way. After 30 mins, drove to Obalende picked some people and dropped them at Oworo. At Oworo picked some other people and dropped them at Berger. The joy on their faces when I refused to collect money from them made me sleep well. Money is not everything.

i was doing this to military personel mostly when i like to blow empty home. Bro u are the real MVP

ifyeez:
Saw him and his red Corolla at lekki phase 1 yesterday around 9-10am was about stopping to hail him, before request entered destination Ikeja, I just free baba go hustle

yea true, that time i watched one live movie for forte oil admiralty way. Some guys bring 1k and bought 5k fuel. Com dey claim na 1k dem tell d attendant.. no be small drama as one very armed stanby mopol seize car.
Me just find trip to mainland after and close