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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:50am On Sep 10, 2019
Picked up one cute Chinese girl. Her English wasn't too good.
Destination: mega plaza.
She asked; is the the shopping mall sif? Is it sif?

I managed to understand she meant safe.
Me: yea its safe, good place.

She was trying to give her reasons for asking, i heard south Africa, i waited for xenophobia but she didn't use the word.

Me; well mega plaza is Nigerian, you are safe.


*I noticed all shoprite outlets are still closed, except maybe ICM. I am not sure. If they are opened it means they are enjoying the security and closeness to seat of government.

Shoprite jakande, i noticed a burnt police metro van. shocked

Any update?


Spar, ebeano hubmart and the like are enjoying the moments meanwhile
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:06pm On Sep 08, 2019
ofime123:
guy leave this mumu that think everybody must buy Corolla currently am driving a corrola and thinking of buy another car soon and definitely not corrola again everybody has his/her own way of doing things.

NB guy please what phone do u think is best for this uber because their wahala is getting too much they block me on Wednesday that am doing fraud and am not aware of what they are saying I didn't even bother to reply them or visit their office yesterday I check my app and I was able to go online again with a msg that if I continue I will loose my account I didn't even bother to go online I just work with bolt and am okay.so am suspecting uber don't like my phone any more lol. currently am using Samsung j4. so what phone do u think is should go for this time. or what are their recommended phones?
I have a brand new Samsung S6 @give away price 40k.
I use one too for uber great for d job.
Come and take if u want
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:25pm On Sep 05, 2019
radautoworks:
So what you're saying is I can beat all of you cool
Not me sha. grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:22pm On Sep 05, 2019
confusedworld17:
My mind dey always cut anytime I get to a pick up location and see that kids will be in that trip.
They will either mess up your car or be fighting themselves, and their mother will be shouting at them - SIT DOWN! STOP THAT ! and other irritating things sha.
And at the end of that trip, I will heave a sigh of relief.
Lol. I understand your experience wella.

I carried one lady and her 3 years old talkative, mischievous and restless boy. I just made sure we got home safe.
Boy would roll down windows pressing the buttons, i disabled all.
He tried to open doors while we were on speed.
I had to stop car on highway and activate the child lock from outside.
Was doing so many crazy stuffs, only him ooo. The mum was just kind of weak, seated helplessly.
The boy really run me heat aswear huh
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by slamstanlee(m): 3:36pm On Sep 04, 2019
Brand new galaxy S6
Box with accessories.
3/32gb
40k( shocked

Lagos. Whatsapp 080 652404 90

Car TalkRe: 5 Times You Should Dim The Headlights Of Your Car – VIS by slamstanlee(m): 1:03pm On Sep 04, 2019
When reversing too
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:42am On Sep 03, 2019
@femi okunu estate lekki.
Driver: i am here
Rider : ok, put on ur ac. Give me 5mins i will join you soon.
Driver; ok(thinking its a long trip, or to airport or mainland)

13mins later, rider entered car
Rider : ok you can start the trip.

Driver starts trip.
Destination, shoprite, circle mall. Less than 1km grin

Driver: are you seriously going to shoprite here?
Rider : yes please.
Driver: i can't, please get another.
Driver ends trip, switch off engine.

Rider shamefully got out.

Happened to my uber friend yesterday

Moral of the story; ask for destination always,
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:32am On Sep 03, 2019
izzou:
Na this race Gazzuzz wan join with Nissan Sunny grin

I go dey Adeniji exit dey wait una cool
GAZZUZZ go peak 200km/h and maintain it. Buy before the car go peak. I go dey lekki ikoyi Bridge grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:05am On Sep 03, 2019
Xneg:
Okay, we meet Sunday morning. Mind you I use a gs350 Lexus. grin
Lemme join with my brothers C300. grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:50am On Aug 30, 2019
Quick sale.
Brand new, box Samsung
Galaxy S6.
3/32gb ram/rom
Fast charge, infrared remote control.
Great for uber/bolt
40k shocked shocked
WhatsApp 080652 404 90

Oya Rush

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:47am On Aug 30, 2019
dapotemi:
Hmmm, dis Uber tin is just GRACE. I was angry at my boss because i cud not close early to quickly hustle small but see as God reward me. E be like say na one of invictus pple I carry.

Rider: wey u dey.come sheraton
Me: a mins from u sir
Picked dis thick Igbo guy, with very thick accent.
Me: I start trip and it's international airport.43 mins to drop off.
Rider: where d tin show say we dey go.
Me: Airport sir
Rider: na lie o. Carry me go chemist I get cough.
Me: I slam brake, enter one pharmacy along mobolaji bank Anthony way. Rider bought drugs and we move again.
Me: so oga where we dey go sir.
Rider: Local airport first I want collect something. We got to airport and he called someone on phone, the package he's waiting for is on a flight and d flight jus left Abuja.
Me: I check time and it was 6:30pm. I knew we will be there till 8pm or so. I check my money and it's reading 820.
Rider: why u dey check ur phone.
Me: jus to be sure my money dey read sir, sometimes d tin dey stop.
Rider: ok end trip but u go still carry me go back o. Jus stay for car park.
Me: ok sir, I wanted to initiate negotiation but something in me says calm down. Na so we park switch on AC o for one hour 15 mins. Oga finally got his package. He also use my phone for like 2 mins. He had a low bat3.
Rider: you know Domilos.
Me: l almost LOL, u mean Dominos Pizza sir.
Rider: take me there.
Me: drove down to Joel ogunaike. Oga enter dominos and wasted another 15 mins. He came back with his OWN pizza only.
Me: at dis stage, I don dey boil inside, request dey enter I no fit pick, pizza I no see chop.
Rider: take me back to d hotel.
Me: drove like formula one to hotel, in 2 mins we reach.
Rider: why u dey run like dis.
Me: time is far spent. Time is money.
Rider: so na how much nah.
Me: I looked at rider, I say driving to airport, waiting for that long, paying parking space, for using my phone to make call, and for d pizza wey u no buy for me, EVERYTHING na 50k.
Rider: bursted into one big LOL. U want kill person no, oga take wetin I get joooor. I enjoy ur ride. Brought out some mint 1k note, he did not count it.
Me: I quickly did a mental calculation, d tin go reach 30k. I drive go park for car park make I count d money, I was shocked, it was 43k. I was expecting maybe 5 or 7k maximum for d trip. I don close. I might not work tomorrow. But first, am going back to Domilos (lol) to get my own pizza, and for wifey and kid too. Grace follow me waka today.
Anointed trip
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by slamstanlee(m): 10:43am On Aug 30, 2019
Fast sale.
Brand new, box Samsung galaxy S6
From Italy.
40k shocked
WhatsApp 080652 404 90

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:52am On Aug 24, 2019
Gentlelife50:
You must be on 3% right?
Since Tuesday/Wednesday na
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 6:49pm On Aug 23, 2019
donfortune48:
10trips.
Power of short trips. huh
I did just 4 trips today and d difference is just around 1k
Technology MarketRe: Samsung S7 Edge,S8,S8+,Note8 Screen Repair Centre.Also trade broken s8 s8+ not8 by slamstanlee(m): 8:10am On Aug 23, 2019
LUDALOOLO:
You can contact me on whatsapp/call o8078292297, lets conclude the deal
Ok
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:37am On Aug 23, 2019
Npala:
Not really bro. The code is required when you want to start a trip from a place that is not the pick up point.

That is if the driver's uber app has the latest update.

You will be prompted to enter the code to confirm you have the rider in your car.
Ok its clear now. Thank you

I have had to enter it like 3 times now.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:15pm On Aug 22, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
they are sdratsab cheesy
Thank you. You will make heaven grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:23pm On Aug 22, 2019
MoonlightDrive:
What the heck is Riders Code?

I did a uber pickup at the international airport some weeks back, and as my riders were in the car, i informed them that i wanted to start the trip. As i swiped to start the trip i got a message input Riders' code.... i was like this is the airport, cant even afford to park along the road, those airport towing guys can spring up from anywhere. Swiped again to start the trip, every-time i got a message to input rider's code, i now told my riders to please call the person who ordered the trip for them. The person who ordered the trip now provided a 4 digit code, which i promptly entered before i was able to start the trip.
Is this a new uber security feature available to all riders or specific class of riders?
Happens when someone request a ride for another and probably on motion i guess.

Only happened d day d the person that requested me was in another car moving in our front, actual riders where in my car and called him for the code.

Since den people still request for themselves and no code prompt yet.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:53pm On Aug 21, 2019
Buynowautos:
You don enter river finish oh
Na that position i dey along the road, dem take bike com meet me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:49pm On Aug 21, 2019
Rubbiish:
This ur comment is contradictory sir
Since they pay claims, how then do they make u regret?
You will send them claim email. They will keep quiet like they didn't receive anything. First time i had to be calling the staff i know there one by one before dem get my time up to 2 weeks to respond first o. Close to a month to pay claims.
Second time i had to drag dem on twitter before dem realized say i no well.
I don talk my own sha....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:35pm On Aug 21, 2019
Buynowautos:
Stuck in AIT road drive to Abulegba still noting, Oride is just having a good time. The island still remains the best place for etaxi no contest. Better roads decent riders.

Good bless your boy to relocate to the land of milk and honey.
Mainland don cast bad roads angry ppl, hardly get tip.
Me that said i wont go ikorodu again after that traffic some weeks ago.
Today 10am. i woke up around igando and my first rider asked, can u go to ikorodu.
Knowing its 5k ride and off traffic period. I just said ok lets try. Free roads
Its even somewhere deep inside around ijede. Logged out. Did some online deals.
Logged in again, on my app request entered. We are coming to Anthony.
This job just hav a way of bending u or balancing itself to bring out d money

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:24pm On Aug 21, 2019
xana101:
Has anyone used MUTUAL BENEFITS ASSURANCE PLC for comprehensive car insurance. Are they prompt to pay claims. Any experience with them. Thanks
Nope. I use them. They will pay claims but ignore u, dribble u and sometime make u regret. I use them 2 years. They paid all my claims. But as e dey expire i no use dem again
Technology MarketRe: Samsung S7 Edge,S8,S8+,Note8 Screen Repair Centre.Also trade broken s8 s8+ not8 by slamstanlee(m): 10:55am On Aug 21, 2019
LUDALOOLO:
15,000
25k
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:59am On Aug 20, 2019
Maax23:
shocked wow. Car Owners and E-hailing drivers should expect further crashes in prices
they will come out with their cars soon.
Uber/bolt rental drivers will jump into it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 5:49pm On Aug 19, 2019
These Opay people are changing the narratives cheesy

Technology MarketRe: Samsung S7 Edge,S8,S8+,Note8 Screen Repair Centre.Also trade broken s8 s8+ not8 by slamstanlee(m): 5:09pm On Aug 16, 2019
Samsung s8 duos for sale. N30k
Bad screen, needs replacement. Fell on tiles. Other components working perfectly.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:39pm On Aug 14, 2019
pope191:
Ilasan new road, dat my point, short trip for dat place nah constant c, only problem I have is deh always force me to use the bad road that leads to 3rd round about.
that bad road thing dey make me drive out of there
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:34pm On Aug 14, 2019
Maax23:
Do you know Chief Augustine anozie street. That place nah d headquarters. Lol
Pick like 3 already there are grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:59am On Aug 14, 2019
1daboi:
so you sabi wumego oloshos? Chai, u be bad guy.
Dont u know number 65 agungi. The apartments gather equal number of oloshos grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:57am On Aug 14, 2019
Dbossmanager:
My Corolla 09 is finally here....and my 04 will be going out to a new driver....on HP only....

maximum duration: 18 months
maximum payments: 1.9m
maximum weekly payment: 25k
minimum down payment: 300k

Requirements / Qualifications

Slamstanlee gets automatic qualification....

1. Honest driver
2 Lazy drivers
3 weekly net 50 -70k (after commission)
4. If you have to consistently net 100k weekly to fulfil your responsibilities, please you not needed..
5. no night work....
6. humble and not too old....say 35 or maybe 40...but no 50....not much just need a guy I can relate with without him feeling insulted....
more and more sha....

Car was bought last year March....put on uber in June....and driven by me....with 1239 trips.....

First body....nothing to fix...
zero...eight ...zero... 3623...seven four...3...four...
please if I dont pick, u can WhatsApp...i could be driving...
Thank you....
Delicious...
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 4:16pm On Aug 13, 2019
xana101:
I love buying full thank too cos most times I’ll have enough cash on me and I’ll be praying to see rider than can take cash and transfer into my account or use d money to buy full tank until a professional advised me not to always buy full tank. One it will add to the weight on d car. Two Ur tank need air space. So since then I try to buy what my car would use for a day.
I stopped buying full tank for discipline reasons.

1. With full tank most times i wont bother looking for shade in hot afternoon, will just chill inside ac and be waiting request. (shebi fuel dey na cheesy) Burning fuel.

2. I will be so free riding around, hunting for trips. Burning fuel.

3. If i buy little, i set the target, what it should return.

Typically 2k returns btwn 6 to 8k
Weekend, typically 3k returns 9 to 12k.

E show red i drive a trip or few km den top it with 2k or 3k again.

Usually, If my car shows first red i can drive it comfortably 40/50km before worrying about fuel if i really want to stretch it.
I have tested 60/65km with red before.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:58am On Aug 11, 2019
dapotemi:
Guys be careful as u drive around. Around 9pm on 3MB bridge yesterday I was robbed. About twenty of us were stopped. I was coming from d island inward oworo. I notice some traffic while climbing d bridge but I thought its d usual traffic. This guys get mind, they were not in a hurry, I have a decoy phone on board but I quickly tot that its too dangerous, this guys were not in a hurry, they were checking everything one after another for more than 20 mins. Windscreen were shattered but I was jus lucky. Immediately I notice they were breaking windscreen, I jus jejely open up. They were moving from car to car to bus. About 12 cars were broken, they even remove some brainbox right there. I wanted to give them a bad phone but the risk is too MUCH! I gave them my phone, I was still posing with did phone on this thread in my last post. At the end, they still went away with two cars, a venza and a corolla. Guys, let's be careful, prayerful and don't RISK too much. Looking forward to get a phone did morning, so that did weekend won't pass me buy, I was prepared for it. The tin pain me sha. I got d phone recently but I thank God.
I haven't seen or heard sha. But i know its difficult to rob on 3rd mb weekdays traffic. Sorry for the damage n loss

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