dapotemi:
Hmmm, dis Uber tin is just GRACE. I was angry at my boss because i cud not close early to quickly hustle small but see as God reward me. E be like say na one of invictus pple I carry.

Rider: wey u dey.come sheraton
Me: a mins from u sir
Picked dis thick Igbo guy, with very thick accent.
Me: I start trip and it's international airport.43 mins to drop off.
Rider: where d tin show say we dey go.
Me: Airport sir
Rider: na lie o. Carry me go chemist I get cough.
Me: I slam brake, enter one pharmacy along mobolaji bank Anthony way. Rider bought drugs and we move again.
Me: so oga where we dey go sir.
Rider: Local airport first I want collect something. We got to airport and he called someone on phone, the package he's waiting for is on a flight and d flight jus left Abuja.
Me: I check time and it was 6:30pm. I knew we will be there till 8pm or so. I check my money and it's reading 820.
Rider: why u dey check ur phone.
Me: jus to be sure my money dey read sir, sometimes d tin dey stop.
Rider: ok end trip but u go still carry me go back o. Jus stay for car park.
Me: ok sir, I wanted to initiate negotiation but something in me says calm down. Na so we park switch on AC o for one hour 15 mins. Oga finally got his package. He also use my phone for like 2 mins. He had a low bat3.
Rider: you know Domilos.
Me: l almost LOL, u mean Dominos Pizza sir.
Rider: take me there.
Me: drove down to Joel ogunaike. Oga enter dominos and wasted another 15 mins. He came back with his OWN pizza only.
Me: at dis stage, I don dey boil inside, request dey enter I no fit pick, pizza I no see chop.
Rider: take me back to d hotel.
Me: drove like formula one to hotel, in 2 mins we reach.
Rider: why u dey run like dis.
Me: time is far spent. Time is money.
Rider: so na how much nah.
Me: I looked at rider, I say driving to airport, waiting for that long, paying parking space, for using my phone to make call, and for d pizza wey u no buy for me, EVERYTHING na 50k.
Rider: bursted into one big LOL. U want kill person no, oga take wetin I get joooor. I enjoy ur ride. Brought out some mint 1k note, he did not count it.
Me: I quickly did a mental calculation, d tin go reach 30k. I drive go park for car park make I count d money, I was shocked, it was 43k. I was expecting maybe 5 or 7k maximum for d trip. I don close. I might not work tomorrow. But first, am going back to Domilos (lol) to get my own pizza, and for wifey and kid too. Grace follow me waka today.

Gentlelife50:

You must be on 3% right?

donfortune48:
10trips.

LUDALOOLO:


You can contact me on whatsapp/call o8078292297, lets conclude the deal

Npala:





Not really bro. The code is required when you want to start a trip from a place that is not the pick up point.

That is if the driver's uber app has the latest update.

You will be prompted to enter the code to confirm you have the rider in your car.
Ok its clear now. Thank you

I have had to enter it like 3 times now.

GAZZUZZ:


they are sdratsab

MoonlightDrive:
What the heck is Riders Code?

I did a uber pickup at the international airport some weeks back, and as my riders were in the car, i informed them that i wanted to start the trip. As i swiped to start the trip i got a message input Riders' code.... i was like this is the airport, cant even afford to park along the road, those airport towing guys can spring up from anywhere. Swiped again to start the trip, every-time i got a message to input rider's code, i now told my riders to please call the person who ordered the trip for them. The person who ordered the trip now provided a 4 digit code, which i promptly entered before i was able to start the trip.
Is this a new uber security feature available to all riders or specific class of riders?

Buynowautos:


You don enter river finish oh

Rubbiish:

This ur comment is contradictory sir
Since they pay claims, how then do they make u regret?

Buynowautos:
Stuck in AIT road drive to Abulegba still noting, Oride is just having a good time. The island still remains the best place for etaxi no contest. Better roads decent riders.

Good bless your boy to relocate to the land of milk and honey.
Mainland don cast bad roads angry ppl, hardly get tip.

xana101:
Has anyone used MUTUAL BENEFITS ASSURANCE PLC for comprehensive car insurance. Are they prompt to pay claims. Any experience with them. Thanks

LUDALOOLO:


15,000

Maax23:
wow. Car Owners and E-hailing drivers should expect further crashes in prices

pope191:


Ilasan new road, dat my point, short trip for dat place nah constant c, only problem I have is deh always force me to use the bad road that leads to 3rd round about.

Maax23:
Do you know Chief Augustine anozie street. That place nah d headquarters. Lol

1daboi:
so you sabi wumego oloshos? Chai, u be bad guy.

Dbossmanager:
My Corolla 09 is finally here....and my 04 will be going out to a new driver....on HP only....

maximum duration: 18 months
maximum payments: 1.9m
maximum weekly payment: 25k
minimum down payment: 300k

Requirements / Qualifications

Slamstanlee gets automatic qualification....

1. Honest driver
2 Lazy drivers
3 weekly net 50 -70k (after commission)
4. If you have to consistently net 100k weekly to fulfil your responsibilities, please you not needed..
5. no night work....
6. humble and not too old....say 35 or maybe 40...but no 50....not much just need a guy I can relate with without him feeling insulted....
more and more sha....

Car was bought last year March....put on uber in June....and driven by me....with 1239 trips.....

First body....nothing to fix...
zero...eight ...zero... 3623...seven four...3...four...
please if I dont pick, u can WhatsApp...i could be driving...
Thank you....

xana101:
I love buying full thank too cos most times I’ll have enough cash on me and I’ll be praying to see rider than can take cash and transfer into my account or use d money to buy full tank until a professional advised me not to always buy full tank. One it will add to the weight on d car. Two Ur tank need air space. So since then I try to buy what my car would use for a day.

dapotemi:
Guys be careful as u drive around. Around 9pm on 3MB bridge yesterday I was robbed. About twenty of us were stopped. I was coming from d island inward oworo. I notice some traffic while climbing d bridge but I thought its d usual traffic. This guys get mind, they were not in a hurry, I have a decoy phone on board but I quickly tot that its too dangerous, this guys were not in a hurry, they were checking everything one after another for more than 20 mins. Windscreen were shattered but I was jus lucky. Immediately I notice they were breaking windscreen, I jus jejely open up. They were moving from car to car to bus. About 12 cars were broken, they even remove some brainbox right there. I wanted to give them a bad phone but the risk is too MUCH! I gave them my phone, I was still posing with did phone on this thread in my last post. At the end, they still went away with two cars, a venza and a corolla. Guys, let's be careful, prayerful and don't RISK too much. Looking forward to get a phone did morning, so that did weekend won't pass me buy, I was prepared for it. The tin pain me sha. I got d phone recently but I thank God.

Xneg:
This really cracked me up, anyone here with same experience? Has a rider driven your car before?

eherbal:
this story must be told bro

franksam2009:
riders get low ratings for being Rude, arrogant, car littering, etc

Fossil:



Bro by their rating you shall know them...had a similar rider too 3.82 or there about, it was as if I should just fly to his destination in a jiffy...men people dey this life sha

Mjosh1000:
3% still on

xana101:
Please is Uber promo still on? I’ve done 8 trips so far yet no mail from them

shollywendy1:

I gave up wen i spent over 6 hrs in d trafic at majidun during that election eve. Infact, invited my parent over to my house yesterday. They left ikorodu 9.30am got to my place around 7pm. That yesterday trafic mad ehn.