izzou:


Just finished my parole

I'm on a break. We continue by past 6pm

More earnings bro

Good one.
Amen.

1984och:


It's better bro. No more rain. Traffic is going down and today is Friday. Just relax, you go get people wey wan go do Friday night enjoyment.

Position surulere, lekki, ikoyi.

Best of luck

Thanks boss. Be like na evening work pay today. Na me dey select trip.
I will stay on the island all night jeje

Taxify and riders with no courtesy.
I no kuku carry am. When i was @ surge area.
Cancelled and did 1.7x and 1.9 destination trip to island.
Dont coman command me with zero surge

izzou:


Brotherly

Traffic no let person work well. But don't relent bro. We go still get there

I Don go offline. Need to attend to some personal issues

Jeje we dey go

And me just resume

Na wa o
Just now @ lekki 1 i got a request as i dropped someone. I drove straight to pickup without calling, typically i do that if its
1. Around 1km
2.uber
3. Google map is great on the area.

Na so i reach pick up, call rider
Rider: oh you have arrived, you arrived so early... cant you just wait a little (in a friendly voice)

Me: sir the moment u request, it means u are ready to go, so it best i come quickly to pick you. But if you aren't ready i can cancel and go....
Rider; no wait, i am coming down.

A big advanced macho man and and one very lepa babe appeared.

Stood there talking. The man later walked up to the car and stretched 1k to me with a smile.
I collected it before asking what is it for...

Rider; she said you came too early, she is not ready to go now.
Take that for the stress. You can cancel.
Thank you sir.
5 mins don elapse, i still chop the cancellation fee.

Now i see she is going to GRA ooo.
My closing time axis.

One mind dey tell me to wait on the street small, she could be ready soon.
But i dey hungry make i go look for dinner then find mysef toward mainland mbok

radautoworks:


Stop washing your engine

Please tell me the implications ooo.
I don't even let them wash there even if they suggest.
I just dont feel comfortable. But i sometime ask they use that flush spray to flush that radiator/condenser area.
I mop the dirts on the engine area once in a while myself

jesusson2020:


You are very lucky ooo.

I see some Uber drivers telling me they pay 500naira at car wash, I was like u can't wash it yourself?

I will soon get tools to change oil, and service the car myself, then I collect the service money from owner.

When I will finally have my own car, some easy thing fixing my car, I will do it myself.

The hustle is real, at least when I become a man and finally have a family, my children will not suffer, what I have suffered.

Guy you want do everything ur self?
For me i wash car myself if i see it not that dirty and wont take my time.
But if it requires pressure flush or so, straight to car wash...
Instead of burning energy and time washing, i will use the 1hr+ to trade online and still gain something.
Life na jeje

1daboi:
So I got request from eko hotel, drove in, rider waiting already. As I got to the exit gate, they said my money is #100 and I am like dude, I just came in and the guy was like #100 please, I just hissed and gave him. Now the question is, is this a norm? Cos I've never experienced this b4

Normal if u wait more than 10mins.
If there is a big event its free.
If you pick someone that lodged there. He can tell the security he is a guest.....

Cooladex:


Na just luck o bro.

I almost cancelled d request sef, because she insisted I drive inside event centre to pick her, and bouncers weren't allowing me in until I tipped them

Yea its more of luck.
Sometimes u hit the road you make over 7k within 2 hrs.
Sometimes you dey road 6hrs u never make 3k

Cooladex:
Woke up so late today, got dressed and stepped out to get fuel for my car to start work, and then just headed back home.


My body dey do me somehow.


Tomorrow is another day

Some days are like that here too.
The work get stress

izzou:
Anyone using a white car for this job should be commended. In fact uber/bolt should give special surges for those with white cars

And that was how I scrubbed my car last night. Even the rain beat me small because of am

Woke up this morning feeling fresh . Got my first trip
Destination? Walter Carrington

As we were on Eko bridge(That flooded part), everyone was moving slowly oh

I just saw one Danfo speeding through the flood. I remembered all my sufferings last night and tear drops started falling from my eyes.

Splashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... That's the next thing I heard on my right side

After dropping rider, I came down to check the beautiful car I washed Yesternight


My reaction:

That thing dey pain

Cooladex:


You're lucky.

One lady ordered a 4 ride for her old mum, from one event centre in Ikeja to omole phase 1, Mama cracked me up all through d journey.

She really enjoyed my company

After asking how much I make in a day, she said I will take her to an owanbe on Friday and back home. Full day, Mama said she 'll give me 20k.

And also to ijebu next weekend for another owanbe

I don iron my native as I dey now.

She even Introduce her fine daughter to me that day.

Anointed trips

So that rider that gave me 8k for 6200 trip, called yesterday and was like: Stanley please i need you to pick me up @ the airport by 5am 2moro to eko hotel. I am at Morocco right now.
Are you available?
(Me wey dey like early morning sleep)
Ok. I will...
As we near destination she asked:
So how much is my bill?
(Two voices started fighting inside me, one said 10k the other said 5k)

Me: i am thinking of what to charge you now oo...
Rider; ok i will give u 15k.
Because you have been so nice. I will tell my colleagues about u. I may call you again.


I dey chill for ozumba road like this.
na to pursue 7 to 10k then call.it a day.
Una good morning o.

shollywendy1:
I heard this is shea stadium in new york. Initially, i thought its ladipo market. Stil confused. Anyone to clear my doubt?

Seem correct by the number plate on the first pix.
Compare below...

shollywendy1:
I heard this is shea stadium in new york. Initially, i thought its ladipo market. Stil confused. Anyone to clear my doubt?

shio

I don close abeg. Which kind traffic everywhere

ebab:

Call me when you are ready 07033185680

Switch off

Xneg:


A driver should be familiar with which airline is at each location, just ask the rider what airline. Arik and air peace mm1 and all others mm2

Air peace now have a wing in mm2 to like 2 states or so, for ur info.
Learnt that from a rider two months ago

Xneg:


A driver should be familiar with which airline is at each location, just ask the rider what airline. Arik and air peace mm1 and all others mm2

I am not a learner driver either.
Rider put international airport.
I asked to confirm: are we going to the international wing?
She responded: no mm2 (so confidently)
She must know her airline then i thought.
Ngwanu we are here madam
Rider: What is the difference between mm2 and mm1
I told her one is old and one is new. And two airlines operates in mm1 the rest on mm2.
Rider: oh i cant see any sign of air peace.
Me: that is mm1, but you tod me mm2, and its just behind us.
Rider: oh, lets go to the mm1 then.

Details niyen.

lexylexy:



Almost 60km, how come? Which route did you pass.

Fare shouldn't be more than 3500-4000 normally

When your rider is confused between mm1 and mm2 and una begin do turn turn, this is what u get from vi
Taxify will not kuku pass 2500.
Una good morning o

Please o s6 battery change

Please I need someone that can fix a new battery in my brand new samsung s6 without cracking the back glass.
I ordered the battery too.

Unfortunately flood full island.
I dey vi. Plus grandmothers of traffics.

I don off apps. Make i go greet popsy for oniru

zubby80:

Yeah the last one works, tested

Baddo

emmancecute:
The best way to work is to use both platforms. Yday, I started driving around 5pm. I did 5 trips on Uber between 5pm -8pm, the 5th one took me to Osborne estate. Then taxify flinged me to cadogan estate in jakande. Work is sweeter when you mix both apps, but I still prefer my Uber any day any time.

Yes, correct.
One sunday i drove to 1004 estates.
Met 4 guys there doing only taxify. I ask them no request?
They replied; bro no request o, here dry like desert...
I ask them why not not two apps at least.
One said his phone cant run both apps simultaneously, the other ones said they wont be focus, the thing will be causing confusion bla bla bla..
I said me i use both o, that means if uber comes i will be one to get it and leave u people o.
3 mins later.... boom... uber trip, to sangotedo.

Mjosh1000:
I almost got towed last week at ikoyi.
I was parked at my favourite spot (picture below) waiting for request normally when I park I lock the car and walk some few meters away, suddenly I just saw the toying van reversing got to the car someone came down looking at the car wondering, me just troway face dey look another side, d man just enter the van and was going towards mobolaji Johnson, me just enter start car, overtake them, slow down and gave then d middle finger.
No where is safe around ikoyi.

No try am for ikeja dem go tow your car if u no dey around.
One day a friend ask me to stop by and pick his phone at computer village.
I paid this tout that usually take 500 to park and watch ur car... mumu me instead of to enter the designated car parks and pay same amout.
Just beside the access bank atm, around d new bus terminal( i have parked there briefly for free like twice)
This time i knew i would stay a little longer
Las las the phone guy delayed me up to 50mins.

I didn't know tout don waka leave my car.
Got there i no see car...
Na ikeja traffic police station near local government office boys around say dem go carry car go.
5k i pay to settle dem.
I friend pity me give me d 5k back when i gist am.

I kuku get anothet jungle parking strategy but i never try am;
Open bonnet and put c-caution or put on hazard light. But make sure you can see the car from where u stand or sit

Mjosh1000:
I almost got towed last week at ikoyi.
I was parked at my favourite spot (picture below) waiting for request normally when I park I lock the car and walk some few meters away, suddenly I just saw the toying van reversing got to the car someone came down looking at the car wondering, me just troway face dey look another side, d man just enter the van and was going towards mobolaji Johnson, me just enter start car, overtake them, slow down and gave then d middle finger.
No where is safe around ikoyi.

At that axis... meadow hall school car park, oba elegushi road, moorehouse hotel frontage, bankole oki street.
Or if u want to eat and wait for trips from passport office: McGregor road. Mechanics and food vendors are there. Parking allowed.

Mjosh1000:
Last week I was at yaba I set destination to my house around 3pm cos I was not felling to well, suddenly request enter rider called asap

Rider: hello I am going to sango ota 5 drivers rejected can you go
Me: inside my mind ,
Me reply rider: sir sango ota ha that place is a no no but I will go sha
Rider: okay where are you now
Me: few blocks from you sir
Got there picked rider.
Baba entered me greeted, baba just say thank you oya let's go.
I started the trip and asked baba is it sango ota under bridge, baba said I should take him to AIT road kola.
Me inside my mind
Got to destination fair was 2700 baba give me 4k
I just drive to abule egba go house go sleep
Ystday, on Sunday night around 8pm I got a call

Baba: my son shebi nah u bring me come AIT road on Friday
Me: yes sir
Baba: do you stay around
Me: yes sir
Baba: u will come to that place and take me to apapa to and fro for 5days
Me:
Baba: how much will u take
Me: 100k sir
Baba: ole ni e oo
Me: sir how much will u offer sir
Baba start story how e get 5cars but he just tired of driving I should take 50k
Me:
Baba: omo mi please joor wa dagba
Me: okay sir
Day 1 AIT road to apapa me I no know say baba nah assistant controller general Nigerian customs,
From one way to brt lane to every where I just dey cruise got bk yesterday baba gave me 12k say 2k is for feeding
Day 2 nah apapa I dey like dis dey chill
I just want to say thank you to all d 5 drivers DAT rejected d trip god bless your hustle for me dis week nah flexing I dey sat & maybe Sunday I hustle uber or taxify.

What i call anointed trips

Cooladex:


I no dey even mix again. Strictly uber and sometimes i finish 15 trips by tues/Wednesday mrng.

Made 78k last week

See money na. Nice one.

I think you will have just a little edge when u mix, i have done 83k and 87k back to back mixing. Aside tips and offlines
Sometimes you will be done with 15 trips and uber go just scarce one kind. One day i say today o na only uber...
Las las na taxify gimme 13k uber 3k
Typically i dont rely on one app, because of waiting time, even if uber is my favourite.
1. Taxify takes you out of remote areas quickly
2. Taxify has a better destination trips set up

Today i have done 4 back to back taxify, d only uber trip i got was 4km away i just cancelled.
I dey my favourite spot at GRA today uber and taxify on
Taxify nak me long trip here, what if i dey wait for uber?... small small target dey complete.
But uber na baba anytime sha

She cover the flat bress today

Cooladex:


Me just dey start work today sha

E still dey ok.
Sometimes becos of bolt and uber mix mix e dey reach wednesday/Thursday to complete the 15th trip