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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:04am On Mar 17, 2020
BAZ001:
Noooooo way! Did you say FMC Ebutte Metta
Pls can you PM her number or did you hear the surname?
Is she slimhuh
Pls I want to know if she really d one that did this rubbish cos I know oyinye in FMC.
But I don't want to believe she's d one.
Yea. Slim, dark girl. But i think i removed the number from my saved list after the resolution
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:11am On Mar 16, 2020
This GAZZUZZ delivery people dem smart....
I said i want my oil delivered between 8am-11am today.
10.45am the guy call said he will come soon. 10.58am he called say him don arrive... grin grin
Impressive!
Thanks

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:03am On Mar 16, 2020
SaintHilary:
Do not use a 2.4L engine for ehailing
Says who? You should know big daddy, camry 2003-2006 are 2.4 litres, except the v6 variant.
And they are all over the roads like corolla. Guys use it too....
Just know your ropes.... Dont do aggressive acceleration. If you are experienced with E-hailing you got no worries.
I use the 2009 camry sport now... Previous car was corolla sport.

Corolla then 2k fuel 7k- 10k (no surge)
Camry now 2k fuel 6k-8500(no surge) (all depends on trip distance, long trips saves more)

And now u can get more surge n offlines.

If you are lucky to have ur O2 sensor and catalyst intact, and do ur regular service... U go dey gain plenty.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2020
Felicity0001:
@slamstanlee pls give me the name of the true caller you used.
Guys, can anyone help profile this number:
+234 806 834 8572. It need into about it.

Thanks
Search Truecaller app on ur playstore app if u use android like me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m):
kodred:
Honestly, I don’t see any big deal with transfers. If all businesses accept transfer, I won’t ever walk around with cash. It’s really no big deal, just be smart about it. A gt acct works real good because the transactions are really fast.

While picking up a rider, observe the environment and also your rider in case of ‘failed transfer’.

Don’t just drive your car, be a DRIVER.
When i pick u up at home and drop u at ur office or vice versa i have no problem with u on transfer even if d alert didn't reflect on my app instantly. U can go, i will call u in an hour if i dont see it.
But when i pick u from say a beach or hotel to probably a shopping mall or a market. I must see alert. We all will be patient till it gets in or we go to an atm point.


Some day i picked up a rider from festac to ebutte meta, federal medical center. Then go back to drop d boy friend at ago palace. Fare was 3600.
Boyfriend said it was the babe that will transfer d money. Called babe and she said her battery was low she will send it later.
I just zoomed off. (i know her house, and office. No qualms)

She spoke so soft and looked responsible. I trusted her.
Called in d evening to tell her no alert yet, she said something came up....
Next morning another stroy, next evening another story. At a point she won't pick all my calls.
I sent her a simple message: Please pay my money to avoid my troubles.

She ignored.
3rd day a trip took me to ebutte metta early morning. At around resumption time,
I got there and waited for d yeye girl.

She got down from a tinted corolla, with a straight face, as if she had seen me but trying to pretend. I trailed behind her as she walked into d hospital, i dialed her number to be sure it was her... She somehow, stylishly silenced d phone.

I didn't want to stop her and harass her. I may be wrong, she may not be d person.

I walk to a staff nurse and asked where is d management office, that i wanted to lay a complaint about a staff.

They said SERVICOM department.
I downloaded a fresh true caller app, put in her number.... It showed Dr oyinye. A Doctor! Wow

Told SERVICOM d gist, gave them the name and number, in less than 5 minutes they fished her out. Same girl o.

Took her to one room and start questioning her, through the walls i was hearing stuff like: u cant be complaining low ba3 and poor network for 3 days....

Another staff was busy telling me to hav patient, it will be resolved soon.

They called me to d room she was... In her hand was cash.

They apologized, and equally said it could be network, but that doesn't mean they are supporting her ooo.
She apologized, wit a very drained, pale face.
I pitied her that moment. It was so embarrassing...
Handed me the cash, 4k.
I told her i have change in d car.

Funny girl followed me to d car park, apologized again, for any inconvenience she might have cause.
I actually talked less that day. I said no problem.

Take 500 change i dont have 400.
She said she didn't have 100 to balance too.
Ok you can keep it, i said.

She walked back like d ground should open and swallow her up.
I kind of felt bad for dragging her to this point. But well, she pushed me, trying to be smart.

Make una no vex for my long story... I get time small ni cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:48pm On Mar 11, 2020
[q1uote author=AngryIgboMan post=87328541]I still have so many experiences to share that will help those still involved in this hustle. But am aware that there are government, VIO, LASTMA and POLICE spies on this thread. Even Armed robbers and car jackers have spies here too. Because of this;

I PLACE MY HANDS ON THE THRONE OF GOD AND PLACE A GENERATIONAL CURSE ON ANYBODY THAT SPIES ON DRIVERS FROM THIS THREAD. ANY MONEY YOU PEOPLE MADE FROM THE HARDWORK OF INNOCENT DRIVERS WILL BECOME A CURSE AND STIGMA OF SUFFERING ON YOU AND YOUR GENERATION FOREVER. ACCIDENT WILL ALWAYS REMAIN YOUR PORTION AND EVERYDAY, YOU WILL GET BAD NEWS FROM YOUR FAMILY AND RELATIVES IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN!

IF YOU ARE A LASTMA OR VIO OFFICER THAT DERIVES JOY EXTORTING DRIVERS, ANY MONEY HENCEFORTH COLLECTED FROM DRIVERS WILL BE A MARK OF JABEZ ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. IF YOU SPEND IT ON YOURSELF, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR HOUSE EVER IN LIFE AGAIN. A CAR WILL FAIL BREAK AND CRUSH YOU TO PIECES. IF YOU USE THAT MONEY AND PAY YOUR CHILDS SCHOOL FEES, THAT CHILD OR CHILDREN WILL BE BURIED BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR IN JESUS NAME. AMEN. IF YOU USE IT AND BUY EATABLES FOR THEM, IT WILL PURGE YOUR CHILDREN AND THEY WILL DIE OF DIARRHOEA. IF YOU USE THAT MONEY AND PAY FOR HOUSE RENT, THAT FLAT OR HOUSE WILL BE BURNT DOWN BY UNEXPLAINED FIRE AND NOTHING WILL BE RECOVERED.

ALL THESE I ASK IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN.

THERE IS POWER IN THE SPOKEN WORD OF THE MOUTH SPOKEN WITH FAITH. TRY GOD AND SEE.[/quote]Na wa ooo cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:53pm On Feb 20, 2020
nitigriti:
My Oga.

I hear what you are not saying. I will let peace reign on the thread now.
I greet u bros.... Cheers
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:55am On Feb 20, 2020
Lagos. Brace up cheesy

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:29pm On Feb 19, 2020
wink
nitigriti:
What I've noticed about guys on this thread is that they resort to insults and abuses when they lose an argument or they don't agree with someone else's point of view.

Guys, I will freely express my point of view on this thread. I'm not here for you people's likes or social clout.
And if anyone feels he can insult me or shade me and go scot-free, that person has another thing coming. Like I always say, nobody has the monopoly of insults or shades.

And trust me, no one can do it better than me. I write words for a living. I can kill, literally, with the words I write.

So calling me senseless pig and the likes; I will just allow that slide for now. Next time, I will reply not just in kind, but directly.

My last warning to everyone shading me. Like SlamStanlee will say, we can agree to disagree.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2020
InfinityEstates:
Please how do you check price during the trip?
Click the option button with three lines, then you see check price, click on it. Bolt only
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:18pm On Feb 04, 2020
Is it only me or my phone? Bolt does not show me the surge points again sicne i updated my app. When i am in surge area, the requests come in ordinary and i just pick, its when check price half way during the trip or end trip and see ridiculous high amount that i know the surge counted
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:22pm On Feb 03, 2020
chucsmoore:
Thank God I use spider
Bad guy....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2020
Mjosh1000:
In addition if you are a pro driver and knows 70% of Lagos pls don't hang your phones.

Get an ear pod always use the right ear, if you can get an ear pod buy an ordinary ear phone but make sure you are always on the right ear leave the left ear so u won't be labeled an uber driver


Characteristics of uber drivers

Hangs phone
Earphone
Corolla
Carmy
Honda
Kia
Lol so true...
E be like i don commot for all the listed characteristics
I use camry muscle
I dont hang phone, always around d gear stick area.
When i use my ear phone for incoming call. I pull it out of my ear when I am done. The weight sef dey inconvenience me.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:40pm On Feb 03, 2020
pope191:
I gave up on uber long ago, long distance and low fare, rubbish destination trip.
Me that love uber and use both app.
I haven't switched n registered my new car to uber yet, too lazy now. But i did for bolt.

I managed to gross close to 100k last week on bolt alone. The interesting thing is the destination shown before u accept. Now my activity score is 68% ;Das i became too selective.
Still doesn't stop request from popping in.....
Lemme do bolt alone for 3 weeks n see
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:43pm On Jan 30, 2020
Prince3:
But why dis heavy car come cheap pass corrola for bleep sake? Somebory pls explain.
E no cheap pass corolla Na big daddy cheap pass corolla
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:40pm On Jan 27, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Oga

Welcome back cool[/color]
Thanks boss. More wins this year for us. Amen
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:39pm On Jan 27, 2020
shollywendy1:
Stanley too is back. Nice ride. New year new car
holiday is over.
Shey this okada/keke ban fit favor driver with app sha
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:10pm On Jan 27, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
https://www.nairaland.com/5644045/foreign-used-2008-toyota-camry#86152365

Camry hybrid. Sales and service support .

34mpg

Firm price ₦1,800,000
Awwww and i just got a sport edition last December about same price. Powerful car

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:06pm On Jan 27, 2020
Battery is actually 2550mah.i have one too. Great phone. Hello guys
xana101:
Original Samsung s6 for sale. Very good for Uber/bolt. I’ve been using it for almost a year now. Never disappointed me once and I make up to 90k weekly. Selling cos battery don’t last too long, d battery capacity is like 3,000. Just got an Infinix note with bigger battery capacity of 4,500.
Location. Gbagada
Price 28k
08034895737
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:30pm On Dec 19, 2019
Hello.
Who lives around sango ooo
Offline.
Sango to vi then vi to sango round tip. 6am 2moro.
Please whatsapp me asap. 080652404 90
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:24am On Oct 29, 2019
nitigriti:
I teach my kids not to ever take what doesn't belong to them. In my family, there's nothing like finders keeper. You find, you turn it to the authorities; or you leave it there.

That was what my parents taught me. I am teaching my kids the same.

If I offend your sensibilities with this opinion, I am sorry. For you.
ok for instance, you mean if you see £2m in a briefcase on a subway drive, you will return it to the government grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:36am On Oct 28, 2019
pope191:
Bros take me as u see me nah grin
You try jare cool
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:32pm On Oct 27, 2019
With that blow, either one tooth remove or him go bite him tongue grin
calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:27pm On Oct 27, 2019
It's actually Egbeda, Igando cheesy
pope191:
Its wasnt easy boss, Friday 7am to 1am... I even deh where I deh buy bread and egg for aboki when request enter, rider was going to the next street, I rush run d trip and come back for the bread in d middle of d night oo, got to the gate, was soh tired, I just park in front pass d night inside d car, ard 6am I woke up, gave myself C caution grin, "let those club boiz reach dia house first, b4 u enter road"... 7am, I on app and by His grace good trips came my way, only one funny rider from ogudu going to igondo, but told me egbade, when we got to Egbade, she start asking funny questions about why drivers don't like going to Igondo and if she told me Igondo is her last destination, will I go? On d 23rd trip, I burst into laff and politely decline going to Igondo ard 5pm. She agreed, since she's making a stop by at Egbade.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2019
Yinkerb:
My Name is Yinker Babs, am an Uber/Taxify/Bolt Driver. I was kidnapped and robbed yesterday at gun point at closing of work at my gate at ajayi bankole street cele egbe. They made away with the car and all my belongings. Please my people help me watch out for a white Toyota Camry EPE951EZ, big for-nothing. You can reach any police station or call this number 08167576408. Thanks
Sorry brother. If you installed a tracker and have a comprehensive insurance then you have a chance...
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:54pm On Oct 25, 2019
pope191:
My last 2 riders r just funny set of people, my rating have dropped so drastically, but its all good. The drag with the first was passing the toll gate when it was opened freely to all motorist, so she insist not to pay for toll gate and I made her understand, I'm meant to take what the app display. The second one went to mart to get some stuff, from dia to 2 different banks, then to get shawarma, as we r driving on she saw a local food vendor and ask me if I can cross over to get food for her... I turned to her in funny manner and ask what? She said food, I crack a smile and politely tell her no, I don't do such. I drive on and she saw another place and ask if I can help her get food nah, other drivers do help out, I'm wicked, dis dat, I'm going to get a star... It is well, this too shall pass
chai.... Na wa
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:37pm On Oct 11, 2019
If you have a sound camry 03-06 (big daddy) for higher purchase.
I have an experience driver willing to do 25k weekly, giving u peace of mind. He lives in surulere.
He currently drives same camry(his preference car) but owner is not willing to do HP.
Just contact me asap.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:15pm On Sep 26, 2019
franksam2009:
Second lekki toll about to kickoff soon cry, they are testing and setting up system at d moment
Wahala
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:19pm On Sep 23, 2019
abiolag:
Total package wit d 3rd party Insurance?
total+thank you
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:51am On Sep 20, 2019
northbird:
Seniors: izzou, pope, DeeDee, jaydee, slamstanlee, chucsmoore, and other seniors time won't permit, I hail vryone.

Pls, is lasdri license needed?
Nope. Mine is at home since i did it, noone ever asked me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 6:17am On Sep 19, 2019
abiolag:
How much does it cost to renew vehicle papers?
between 10k to 15k.

Mine is 12k. I sit at home and get it delivered same day
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:41am On Sep 17, 2019
northbird:
good morning to you all. I hope the weekend was great.

Seniors, xana, pope, izzou, slamstanlee, DeeDee, mjosh, and other seniors,

please suggest a one sim phone that wud will be accepted ( the phones that won't spoof or distort GPS to avoid uber's hammer.

Budget. Around 35- 40k.

The list of banned devices on the uber website is quite overwhelming. All the popular phones seems to be on that list.
Foreign Used Galaxy note 4, galaxy s6, or edge s7 s7 or edge. Iphone 5s, iphone 6 and above.
Huawei p8 and above. All between 35 to 50k.

I have a brand new out of box galaxy S6 from italy( same phone i use) for 40k id you want

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