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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:29pm On Feb 19, 2020
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nitigriti:
What I've noticed about guys on this thread is that they resort to insults and abuses when they lose an argument or they don't agree with someone else's point of view.

Guys, I will freely express my point of view on this thread. I'm not here for you people's likes or social clout.
And if anyone feels he can insult me or shade me and go scot-free, that person has another thing coming. Like I always say, nobody has the monopoly of insults or shades.

And trust me, no one can do it better than me. I write words for a living. I can kill, literally, with the words I write.

So calling me senseless pig and the likes; I will just allow that slide for now. Next time, I will reply not just in kind, but directly.

My last warning to everyone shading me. Like SlamStanlee will say, we can agree to disagree.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2020
InfinityEstates:


Please how do you check price during the trip?
Click the option button with three lines, then you see check price, click on it. Bolt only
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:18pm On Feb 04, 2020
Is it only me or my phone? Bolt does not show me the surge points again sicne i updated my app. When i am in surge area, the requests come in ordinary and i just pick, its when check price half way during the trip or end trip and see ridiculous high amount that i know the surge counted
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:22pm On Feb 03, 2020
chucsmoore:
Thank God I use spider
Bad guy....

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2020
Mjosh1000:
In addition if you are a pro driver and knows 70% of Lagos pls don't hang your phones.

Get an ear pod always use the right ear, if you can get an ear pod buy an ordinary ear phone but make sure you are always on the right ear leave the left ear so u won't be labeled an uber driver


Characteristics of uber drivers

Hangs phone
Earphone
Corolla
Carmy
Honda
Kia
Lol so true...
E be like i don commot for all the listed characteristics
I use camry muscle
I dont hang phone, always around d gear stick area.
When i use my ear phone for incoming call. I pull it out of my ear when I am done. The weight sef dey inconvenience me.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:40pm On Feb 03, 2020
pope191:


I gave up on uber long ago, long distance and low fare, rubbish destination trip.
Me that love uber and use both app.
I haven't switched n registered my new car to uber yet, too lazy now. But i did for bolt.

I managed to gross close to 100k last week on bolt alone. The interesting thing is the destination shown before u accept. Now my activity score is 68% ;Das i became too selective.
Still doesn't stop request from popping in.....
Lemme do bolt alone for 3 weeks n see

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:43pm On Jan 30, 2020
Prince3:

But why dis heavy car come cheap pass corrola for bleep sake? Somebory pls explain.
E no cheap pass corolla Na big daddy cheap pass corolla
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:40pm On Jan 27, 2020
izzou:


Oga

Welcome back cool
Thanks boss. More wins this year for us. Amen
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:39pm On Jan 27, 2020
shollywendy1:

Stanley too is back. Nice ride. New year new car
holiday is over.
Shey this okada/keke ban fit favor driver with app sha
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:10pm On Jan 27, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
https://www.nairaland.com/5644045/foreign-used-2008-toyota-camry#86152365

Camry hybrid. Sales and service support .

34mpg

Firm price ₦1,800,000


Awwww and i just got a sport edition last December about same price. Powerful car

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:06pm On Jan 27, 2020
Battery is actually 2550mah.i have one too. Great phone. Hello guys
xana101:
Original Samsung s6 for sale. Very good for Uber/bolt. I’ve been using it for almost a year now. Never disappointed me once and I make up to 90k weekly. Selling cos battery don’t last too long, d battery capacity is like 3,000. Just got an Infinix note with bigger battery capacity of 4,500.
Location. Gbagada
Price 28k
08034895737
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:30pm On Dec 19, 2019
Hello.
Who lives around sango ooo
Offline.
Sango to vi then vi to sango round tip. 6am 2moro.
Please whatsapp me asap. 080652404 90
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:24am On Oct 29, 2019
nitigriti:
I teach my kids not to ever take what doesn't belong to them. In my family, there's nothing like finders keeper. You find, you turn it to the authorities; or you leave it there.

That was what my parents taught me. I am teaching my kids the same.

If I offend your sensibilities with this opinion, I am sorry. For you.
ok for instance, you mean if you see £2m in a briefcase on a subway drive, you will return it to the government grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:36am On Oct 28, 2019
pope191:


Bros take me as u see me nah grin
You try jare cool

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:32pm On Oct 27, 2019
With that blow, either one tooth remove or him go bite him tongue grin
calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:27pm On Oct 27, 2019
It's actually Egbeda, Igando cheesy
pope191:


Its wasnt easy boss, Friday 7am to 1am... I even deh where I deh buy bread and egg for aboki when request enter, rider was going to the next street, I rush run d trip and come back for the bread in d middle of d night oo, got to the gate, was soh tired, I just park in front pass d night inside d car, ard 6am I woke up, gave myself C caution grin, "let those club boiz reach dia house first, b4 u enter road"... 7am, I on app and by His grace good trips came my way, only one funny rider from ogudu going to igondo, but told me egbade, when we got to Egbade, she start asking funny questions about why drivers don't like going to Igondo and if she told me Igondo is her last destination, will I go? On d 23rd trip, I burst into laff and politely decline going to Igondo ard 5pm. She agreed, since she's making a stop by at Egbade.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2019
Yinkerb:


My Name is Yinker Babs, am an Uber/Taxify/Bolt Driver. I was kidnapped and robbed yesterday at gun point at closing of work at my gate at ajayi bankole street cele egbe. They made away with the car and all my belongings. Please my people help me watch out for a white Toyota Camry EPE951EZ, big for-nothing. You can reach any police station or call this number 08167576408. Thanks
Sorry brother. If you installed a tracker and have a comprehensive insurance then you have a chance...

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:54pm On Oct 25, 2019
pope191:
My last 2 riders r just funny set of people, my rating have dropped so drastically, but its all good. The drag with the first was passing the toll gate when it was opened freely to all motorist, so she insist not to pay for toll gate and I made her understand, I'm meant to take what the app display. The second one went to mart to get some stuff, from dia to 2 different banks, then to get shawarma, as we r driving on she saw a local food vendor and ask me if I can cross over to get food for her... I turned to her in funny manner and ask what? She said food, I crack a smile and politely tell her no, I don't do such. I drive on and she saw another place and ask if I can help her get food nah, other drivers do help out, I'm wicked, dis dat, I'm going to get a star... It is well, this too shall pass
chai.... Na wa

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:37pm On Oct 11, 2019
If you have a sound camry 03-06 (big daddy) for higher purchase.
I have an experience driver willing to do 25k weekly, giving u peace of mind. He lives in surulere.
He currently drives same camry(his preference car) but owner is not willing to do HP.
Just contact me asap.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:15pm On Sep 26, 2019
franksam2009:
Second lekki toll about to kickoff soon cry, they are testing and setting up system at d moment
Wahala
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:19pm On Sep 23, 2019
abiolag:

Total package wit d 3rd party Insurance?
total+thank you

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:51am On Sep 20, 2019
northbird:
Seniors: izzou, pope, DeeDee, jaydee, slamstanlee, chucsmoore, and other seniors time won't permit, I hail vryone.

Pls, is lasdri license needed?
Nope. Mine is at home since i did it, noone ever asked me
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 6:17am On Sep 19, 2019
abiolag:
How much does it cost to renew vehicle papers?
between 10k to 15k.

Mine is 12k. I sit at home and get it delivered same day
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:41am On Sep 17, 2019
northbird:
good morning to you all. I hope the weekend was great.

Seniors, xana, pope, izzou, slamstanlee, DeeDee, mjosh, and other seniors,

please suggest a one sim phone that wud will be accepted ( the phones that won't spoof or distort GPS to avoid uber's hammer.

Budget. Around 35- 40k.

The list of banned devices on the uber website is quite overwhelming. All the popular phones seems to be on that list.
Foreign Used Galaxy note 4, galaxy s6, or edge s7 s7 or edge. Iphone 5s, iphone 6 and above.
Huawei p8 and above. All between 35 to 50k.

I have a brand new out of box galaxy S6 from italy( same phone i use) for 40k id you want
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:50am On Sep 10, 2019
Picked up one cute Chinese girl. Her English wasn't too good.
Destination: mega plaza.
She asked; is the the shopping mall sif? Is it sif?

I managed to understand she meant safe.
Me: yea its safe, good place.

She was trying to give her reasons for asking, i heard south Africa, i waited for xenophobia but she didn't use the word.

Me; well mega plaza is Nigerian, you are safe.


*I noticed all shoprite outlets are still closed, except maybe ICM. I am not sure. If they are opened it means they are enjoying the security and closeness to seat of government.

Shoprite jakande, i noticed a burnt police metro van. shocked

Any update?


Spar, ebeano hubmart and the like are enjoying the moments meanwhile

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:06pm On Sep 08, 2019
ofime123:
guy leave this mumu that think everybody must buy Corolla currently am driving a corrola and thinking of buy another car soon and definitely not corrola again everybody has his/her own way of doing things.

NB guy please what phone do u think is best for this uber because their wahala is getting too much they block me on Wednesday that am doing fraud and am not aware of what they are saying I didn't even bother to reply them or visit their office yesterday I check my app and I was able to go online again with a msg that if I continue I will loose my account I didn't even bother to go online I just work with bolt and am okay.so am suspecting uber don't like my phone any more lol. currently am using Samsung j4. so what phone do u think is should go for this time. or what are their recommended phones?
I have a brand new Samsung S6 @give away price 40k.
I use one too for uber great for d job.
Come and take if u want
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:25pm On Sep 05, 2019
radautoworks:


So what you're saying is I can beat all of you cool
Not me sha. grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 9:22pm On Sep 05, 2019
confusedworld17:
My mind dey always cut anytime I get to a pick up location and see that kids will be in that trip.
They will either mess up your car or be fighting themselves, and their mother will be shouting at them - SIT DOWN! STOP THAT ! and other irritating things sha.
And at the end of that trip, I will heave a sigh of relief.
Lol. I understand your experience wella.

I carried one lady and her 3 years old talkative, mischievous and restless boy. I just made sure we got home safe.
Boy would roll down windows pressing the buttons, i disabled all.
He tried to open doors while we were on speed.
I had to stop car on highway and activate the child lock from outside.
Was doing so many crazy stuffs, only him ooo. The mum was just kind of weak, seated helplessly.
The boy really run me heat aswear

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by slamstanlee(m): 3:36pm On Sep 04, 2019
Brand new galaxy S6
Box with accessories.
3/32gb
40k( shocked

Lagos. Whatsapp 080 652404 90

Car Talk / Re: 5 Times You Should Dim The Headlights Of Your Car – VIS by slamstanlee(m): 1:03pm On Sep 04, 2019
When reversing too

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:42am On Sep 03, 2019
@femi okunu estate lekki.
Driver: i am here
Rider : ok, put on ur ac. Give me 5mins i will join you soon.
Driver; ok(thinking its a long trip, or to airport or mainland)

13mins later, rider entered car
Rider : ok you can start the trip.

Driver starts trip.
Destination, shoprite, circle mall. Less than 1km grin

Driver: are you seriously going to shoprite here?
Rider : yes please.
Driver: i can't, please get another.
Driver ends trip, switch off engine.

Rider shamefully got out.

Happened to my uber friend yesterday

Moral of the story; ask for destination always,

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:32am On Sep 03, 2019
izzou:


Na this race Gazzuzz wan join with Nissan Sunny grin

I go dey Adeniji exit dey wait una cool
GAZZUZZ go peak 200km/h and maintain it. Buy before the car go peak. I go dey lekki ikoyi Bridge grin

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