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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:31pm On Jan 30, 2021
Gogettaz:
Fake Alerts and Rider Scam:

I don't reject transfer except if you are going to the airport or Lagos island. But you MUST agree to wait for confirmation before I release my bank account details. The only confirmation I care about is the one from my phone.
N:B there are exceptions though; if you are sitting in the from and I follow the whole transfer process from A-Z.

These tips could help-
1. Try to have as much account from different banks as you can.

2. If a rider asks "which bank", reply with "which one are you sending from let's see if I can save you some transfer fee?"
The idea of saving them transfer fee cancels the perception of being rude. An average rider believes they are better than you.

3. If you don't have every other bank, try to have Access in your toolkit. From experience it delivers alert swiftly.

4. If a rider starts to tell you how his Benz is costing him serious money or how he just bought a car for his girlfriend. (You know those kind of unsolicited gist) BE ON YOUR GUARD.

5. If for example a rider trip is from Agungi to Chevron and on getting to Chevron you are pitching going to Egbeda in the next couple of hours to me. Bros, I can wait for your alert for the next 45 minutes. Don't get greedy.

6. Don't get greedy, if you are waiting for an alert and 2.4x surge enters am not leaving without seeing your money. A bird at hand... And it takes an average surge more than 5 minutes to vanish completely.

7. To minimize waiting time for payment confirmation, of you are not a fan of bank App be sure to have internet banking. They let you know what's up even when text alert delays.

Guard your money guys, you worked for it. They are not doing you favours.
GTbank
Stanbic bank
Standards chartered
Kuda micro finance bank
Providus bank...

I have all the apps, they all have push notifications and linked to my email for alerts... Plus they are swift.

I dey collect my money with all my might... The ones wey later bounce or reverse from ur end sef... I go follow up till you pay or i ask bolt to block you��
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:07pm On Jan 30, 2021
dejidotun2000:
Greetings !

I wondered where you were holed up.

On another note, you guys(pope, felicity001 etc) will just be typing oven upandan without asking about darmilolah who invented the slang, e no good oooo.
Lol.... grin grin grin grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:09am On Jan 30, 2021
Greetings.... Long time guys
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by slamstanlee(m): 2:22am On Dec 26, 2020
Open box note 9 needed.
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by slamstanlee(m): 11:50pm On Dec 25, 2020
Osirawboy:


Make me an Offer
I can pay 125k... Send me the pix on whatsapp @ 080 65240490
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:48am On Sep 09, 2020
northbird:
Brethren,

Pls watch out around Oniru road .

D road coming from Ligali ayorinde ( not sure of d name) connecting four points..

Before now, the road had a turn left option to link back to lekki epe expressway.

Right now, there is a no left turn sign there... Watch out, lastma guys lurk around innocently waiting grin

Don't make a u turn on the road beside four points also. Just follow d road.

Those roads around four points hotel are now one ways

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:28am On Aug 16, 2020
shollywendy1:
Gurus of offlines. The like of slamstanlee, chucsmoore, pope etc.
LASG said offline trip is prohibited ooo.
Lol
Dey should get a device to detect offline trips na grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:23am On Aug 13, 2020
shollywendy1:

Kindly ignore. They are speculations by bloggers.
The govt regulation does not have any effect on driver-partners but the app companies that have been failing to comply with the requirements to operate.
Why will uber/bolt be claiming to be remitting tax from the 25%/20% from every trip taken from us all this while? Yet, we are using all the amenities that other road users that pays tax uses.
Its just a pity that we only have a dead govt that go after the innocent drivers instead of dealing with the app companies.
Im only against the approach they are making by impounding driver's cars instead of shutting the app companies they have business with.
Besides, there is no official report from govt to all these speculations that flies around
Ok thanks mate
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2020
Olayetan:

Can you share the link?
All taxi cabs must meet these conditions:
- must be brand new
- if not brand new, within the 1st 3 years of manufacture (as specified by manufacturers)
- equipped with taximeter approved by Ministry.

So many cars won’t qualify anymore

@TechCabal report: https:///4GBE1y2Ntv
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:19pm On Aug 11, 2020
Frank0001:
Guys tune in to 99.3 nigeria �� info Ƒøя this E-Hailing issued on ground.
I saw something on twitter
From 20th this month. Only new cars or 2017 model latest will be allowed on E-Hailing.
And some mad taxing from lagos state government
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Technology Market / Re: UK Used Samsung Phones At Affordable Rates (RESTOCKED) by slamstanlee(m): 12:54am On Jun 04, 2020
Do you have duos for the note 9. Of yes, what d internal memory?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2020
Felicity0001:

That's a good way to aviod being scammed by those thieves but pump will always have the displayed amount previously sold so until the nozzle is taken off and ready to repump then it's starts reading from 0:00
they should input it manually
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2020
I dey agbara ijanikin chilling, put on my app, increase the km radius to 40.... In 2 seconds Gbam gbam gbam grin

I just laugh n ignored

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2020
febble:
am a new bolt driver...am driving a Toyota Camry 2.4 engine

i usually gross a maximum of 7k with 2k fuel

2k fuel + 1400 (20% bolt commission) = 3400

so am making 3600 after deduction.

pls house can you share how much u gross, so that i can know if am on the right path or not.

thanks
Its cool
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
donfortune48:


If you also see surulere, please ask. It can take you to Orile.
Ketu for magodo isheri.... Happened twice

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:48pm On Mar 22, 2020
chillex8:
E Don happen
Haba.... Na wa oo
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:27pm On Mar 22, 2020
mrjaydee:
Angryiboman post should be the wall paper for this thread. Both newbies and oldies can learn a lot from his post.

I really dont see how someone who wants to achieve something in life will say Bolt is better than Uber? In what dimension are you living?


PRO TIP : when I was driving, I only use bolt trips for cash to run uber..cos I love uber card trips. It's the surest way you can see atleast 25k in your account every monday. Try that on bolt.

The kind of people you will meet on Uber you can never meet on Bolt.

My own opinion.


Nope.... They are all the same. I keep saying all riders have both apps now. And can switch depending on surge price, network glitch, app responsiveness and nearest possible driver.

Last year i picked Liz benson on bolt.
This month, i picked Jonny Drille on bolt, from mavin studio at ajose Adeogun. Last Sunday i picked Victor AD and his manager on bolt.

Two days ago i picked a rider from vgc going to ayobo... I jokingly told him i will leave him and run away if i see bad roads.... We laughed he said only the road to his house is quite bad, that he will add to anything the app calculates. And he said he will call me to come do same trip and offer me mouth watering price i wouldn't resist.

Fare. 7100, guy transfered 10k to me instantly.
Are those people not nice and cool too? Bolt ooo

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:03pm On Mar 22, 2020
northbird:


Uber temporarily axed my acct @ 13% cancelation. and they carry over ur cancelations.

Bolt, for every 40 trips you get, you are allowed to complete 18-20 trips, you are fine.

On Monday morning, you start afresh as regards cancelation issues.


Wateva suits you. Like I said. Knowing d intended destination is non negotiable for me.

As long as I can see where I'm heading to. Bolt is the king.
Yea but sometimes when you see ikeja, try and still ask for destination. One ikeja request landed me in ogba and another one in oshodi grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:49pm On Mar 22, 2020
tunlapapa:


This is about doing what suits you.
I have an active bolt account but stopped working with it after making enumerations of the disadvantages attached to working on bolt, I decided to work only with the app that gives a peace of the mind.
I can't display what I make here but I believe there are people who work smartly and not running around the whole state believing they are moving lagos. The highest surge on taxify is 1.9 while I have taken 3.~ severally on Uber, and an average surge I chase on Uber is 2 and above.

How can you compare 5% with 3% that has been making several killing right from Tuesday to Sunday (count it and see that's a whole 5 days of lesser stress).
You also said bolt fares are higher?
Riders claim bolt is cheaper while drivers say bolt pays higher, now tell me who is the serpent deceiving both parties and that is one of the reasons (bolt is deceitful) I dumped them.
Surge only makes their fares defer but same when no surge.
( Uber: 11/min, 60/km, 200 base fare) (bolt: 10/min, 65/km, 200km base fare). I would like to know the difference on a 20km trip.


Like I said earlier that it is whatever rocks your boat.

Yea. Peaked at 1.9x, but recently they have pushed it to 2.3x. I picked 2.3x four times this week....

I used to mix both apps. For destination mostly.
I think i have reached the stage where i can use either app alone and still smash it at d end.

I still haven't link my new car to uber. But app is active.

NB all riders have both apps now.
They compare price during surge and go for d lower one. Some riders tell me uber is now very expensive oooo. I just smile...

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:32pm On Mar 22, 2020
Romeo3:
and it's always better to fill up your tank always. Tends to save more fuel. Fuel from Northwest and petrocam makes engine run better and quieter. Rest are shyt
And i think they burn slowly.... NNPC ogudu rd ojota too
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:28am On Mar 18, 2020
BAZ001:


This na very big shame, let me pretend she's not the one maybe it's another Dr oyinye dt is slim and dark.
Because this one has a very innocent look and daddy's girl type.
accurate grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:04am On Mar 17, 2020
BAZ001:


Noooooo way! Did you say FMC Ebutte Metta
Pls can you PM her number or did you hear the surname?
Is she slim
Pls I want to know if she really d one that did this rubbish cos I know oyinye in FMC.
But I don't want to believe she's d one.
Yea. Slim, dark girl. But i think i removed the number from my saved list after the resolution
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:11am On Mar 16, 2020
This GAZZUZZ delivery people dem smart....
I said i want my oil delivered between 8am-11am today.
10.45am the guy call said he will come soon. 10.58am he called say him don arrive... grin grin
Impressive!
Thanks

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:03am On Mar 16, 2020
SaintHilary:

Do not use a 2.4L engine for ehailing
Says who? You should know big daddy, camry 2003-2006 are 2.4 litres, except the v6 variant.
And they are all over the roads like corolla. Guys use it too....
Just know your ropes.... Dont do aggressive acceleration. If you are experienced with E-hailing you got no worries.
I use the 2009 camry sport now... Previous car was corolla sport.

Corolla then 2k fuel 7k- 10k (no surge)
Camry now 2k fuel 6k-8500(no surge) (all depends on trip distance, long trips saves more)

And now u can get more surge n offlines.

If you are lucky to have ur O2 sensor and catalyst intact, and do ur regular service... U go dey gain plenty.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2020
Felicity0001:
@slamstanlee pls give me the name of the true caller you used.
Guys, can anyone help profile this number:
+234 806 834 8572. It need into about it.

Thanks
Search Truecaller app on ur playstore app if u use android like me
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:57am On Mar 15, 2020
kodred:
Honestly, I don’t see any big deal with transfers. If all businesses accept transfer, I won’t ever walk around with cash. It’s really no big deal, just be smart about it. A gt acct works real good because the transactions are really fast.

While picking up a rider, observe the environment and also your rider in case of ‘failed transfer’.

Don’t just drive your car, be a DRIVER.
When i pick u up at home and drop u at ur office or vice versa i have no problem with u on transfer even if d alert didn't reflect on my app instantly. U can go, i will call u in an hour if i dont see it.
But when i pick u from say a beach or hotel to probably a shopping mall or a market. I must see alert. We all will be patient till it gets in or we go to an atm point.


Some day i picked up a rider from festac to ebutte meta, federal medical center. Then go back to drop d boy friend at ago palace. Fare was 3600.
Boyfriend said it was the babe that will transfer d money. Called babe and she said her battery was low she will send it later.
I just zoomed off. (i know her house, and office. No qualms)

She spoke so soft and looked responsible. I trusted her.
Called in d evening to tell her no alert yet, she said something came up....
Next morning another stroy, next evening another story. At a point she won't pick all my calls.
I sent her a simple message: Please pay my money to avoid my troubles.

She ignored.
3rd day a trip took me to ebutte metta early morning. At around resumption time,
I got there and waited for d yeye girl.

She got down from a tinted corolla, with a straight face, as if she had seen me but trying to pretend. I trailed behind her as she walked into d hospital, i dialed her number to be sure it was her... She somehow, stylishly silenced d phone.

I didn't want to stop her and harass her. I may be wrong, she may not be d person.

I walk to a staff nurse and asked where is d management office, that i wanted to lay a complaint about a staff.

They said SERVICOM department.
I downloaded a fresh true caller app, put in her number.... It showed Dr oyinye. A Doctor! Wow

Told SERVICOM d gist, gave them the name and number, in less than 5 minutes they fished her out. Same girl o.

Took her to one room and start questioning her, through the walls i was hearing stuff like: u cant be complaining low ba3 and poor network for 3 days....

Another staff was busy telling me to hav patient, it will be resolved soon.

They called me to d room she was... In her hand was cash.

They apologized, and equally said it could be network, but that doesn't mean they are supporting her ooo.
She apologized, wit a very drained, pale face.
I pitied her that moment. It was so embarrassing...
Handed me the cash, 4k.
I told her i have change in d car.

Funny girl followed me to d car park, apologized again, for any inconvenience she might have cause.
I actually talked less that day. I said no problem.

Take 500 change i dont have 400.
She said she didn't have 100 to balance too.
Ok you can keep it, i said.

She walked back like d ground should open and swallow her up.
I kind of felt bad for dragging her to this point. But well, she pushed me, trying to be smart.

Make una no vex for my long story... I get time small ni cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:48pm On Mar 11, 2020
[q1uote author=AngryIgboMan post=87328541]I still have so many experiences to share that will help those still involved in this hustle. But am aware that there are government, VIO, LASTMA and POLICE spies on this thread. Even Armed robbers and car jackers have spies here too. Because of this;

I PLACE MY HANDS ON THE THRONE OF GOD AND PLACE A GENERATIONAL CURSE ON ANYBODY THAT SPIES ON DRIVERS FROM THIS THREAD. ANY MONEY YOU PEOPLE MADE FROM THE HARDWORK OF INNOCENT DRIVERS WILL BECOME A CURSE AND STIGMA OF SUFFERING ON YOU AND YOUR GENERATION FOREVER. ACCIDENT WILL ALWAYS REMAIN YOUR PORTION AND EVERYDAY, YOU WILL GET BAD NEWS FROM YOUR FAMILY AND RELATIVES IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN!

IF YOU ARE A LASTMA OR VIO OFFICER THAT DERIVES JOY EXTORTING DRIVERS, ANY MONEY HENCEFORTH COLLECTED FROM DRIVERS WILL BE A MARK OF JABEZ ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. IF YOU SPEND IT ON YOURSELF, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR HOUSE EVER IN LIFE AGAIN. A CAR WILL FAIL BREAK AND CRUSH YOU TO PIECES. IF YOU USE THAT MONEY AND PAY YOUR CHILDS SCHOOL FEES, THAT CHILD OR CHILDREN WILL BE BURIED BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR IN JESUS NAME. AMEN. IF YOU USE IT AND BUY EATABLES FOR THEM, IT WILL PURGE YOUR CHILDREN AND THEY WILL DIE OF DIARRHOEA. IF YOU USE THAT MONEY AND PAY FOR HOUSE RENT, THAT FLAT OR HOUSE WILL BE BURNT DOWN BY UNEXPLAINED FIRE AND NOTHING WILL BE RECOVERED.

ALL THESE I ASK IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN.

THERE IS POWER IN THE SPOKEN WORD OF THE MOUTH SPOKEN WITH FAITH. TRY GOD AND SEE.
[/quote]
Na wa ooo cheesy
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:53pm On Feb 20, 2020
nitigriti:


My Oga.

I hear what you are not saying. I will let peace reign on the thread now.
I greet u bros.... Cheers
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:55am On Feb 20, 2020
Lagos. Brace up cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:29pm On Feb 19, 2020
wink
nitigriti:
What I've noticed about guys on this thread is that they resort to insults and abuses when they lose an argument or they don't agree with someone else's point of view.

Guys, I will freely express my point of view on this thread. I'm not here for you people's likes or social clout.
And if anyone feels he can insult me or shade me and go scot-free, that person has another thing coming. Like I always say, nobody has the monopoly of insults or shades.

And trust me, no one can do it better than me. I write words for a living. I can kill, literally, with the words I write.

So calling me senseless pig and the likes; I will just allow that slide for now. Next time, I will reply not just in kind, but directly.

My last warning to everyone shading me. Like SlamStanlee will say, we can agree to disagree.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2020
InfinityEstates:


Please how do you check price during the trip?
Click the option button with three lines, then you see check price, click on it. Bolt only

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