₦airaland Forum

jayooh:
Mr Slamstanlee, we no deh see your brake light again. Na request dey rush you?

no mind me jare. I go dey help my dubai friend secure land for badagry. But i don hit road this week.

OFFLINE trip dey o.
Tomorrow Saturday. Morning
Governor's road igando area to wilmer ajegunle
Call lemme link and agree ur price.

The oil war no be small ooo.
Just imagine a new driver/partner is coming here to get info and u tell him to go read from page 1....
"Suicide"

chillex8:
Just one Boeing 737 passenger aircraft drops over 300 international passengers.
Use your head.

lol....
Some passengers got their private cars waiting to pick them...

famousguy01:
Been in ogudu now for the past 20 mins no request on both uber and taxify, can't move to Ikeja cause the traffic is much. I just tire for here

who u wan carry for ogudu around 6pm, and its not even weekend. its a residential area biko. Be there early mornings.

Tgiirl:
Call to let the driver know where your are and not where the driver is. It is the driver coming to pick you up and not the other way round. Then simply ask how many mins it will take him to get to you.

i dont even bother when you ask me the 'where are you question'. Provided u show courtesy...
I mean how can u call and ask where are you? I just calmly respond with good afternoon or so first.
That will first calm ur blood and make u look stupid at the other end. Then most times they greet back.
Then d best answer i give if u actually greet first; i am like 2 mins away, or i dont know the street but i am very close to u, confirm ur pick up please....

ebiye55:
I think Uber is doing beta testing on the new app so it's not available to everybody. I think it was a first come first serve basis.

Anyone?

true...till official release

slamstanlee:
OFFLINE trip. Tomorrow tuesday!
Governor's road, igando area to ajah.
So if you have a comfortable car, whatsapp me now lemme link you.

Here is the gist, you drive to okoko/ajangbadi area, pick his colleague, then drive to governor's road, pick him, then straight to ajah.
Do ur best estimate, name ur price.

sorry guys. I have been busy to update us. This deal is settled

OFFLINE trip. Tomorrow tuesday!
Governor's road, igando area to ajah.
So if you have a comfortable car, whatsapp me now lemme link you.

Here is the gist, you drive to okoko/ajangbadi area, pick his colleague, then drive to governor's road, pick him, then straight to ajah.
Do ur best estimate, name ur price.

Gentlelife50:
I tell you, but I always talk.
Like the other day I was calling one woman after waiting for her for like 15 minutes she started shouting on me I told her sorry maa. I waited for her to come out, I locked my doors she was knocking for me to open.
I wind down and ask her if she think her job is the only job that made me came out today.
I just start my vehicle and zoom off, that kyn embarrassment can pain them eee.
I did it because I have another request waiting on the other app, she waited and later cancelled herself.
Nonsense and ingredients

typical me... i can wait 30mins and ruin ur ego by zooming off when i see u com close to my car.

How una dey mange without 3rd mb guys

shollywendy1:
God bless Slamstanlee and blackfm for me. I dey that Denis a/c workshop place since for akoka. The guy is extra ordinarily expert. Na guru

na dem dey rush am lol

Uber to dash 5k for completing 20trips. Info in d app

jayooh:
Next time just find a way of getting 4 or 5new request to cancel. Client cancelled, rider did not show, what have you. I won't dash them the 1750 just because of activity unless it's on 50%

abi na good idea o, but time was running out....bed time was so near.
I never even thought of it. Thanks

ifyeez:
I think the problem is that Taxify counts 30 sec to the first person the request goes to, once the person misses it maybe by network or whatever reason it goes to the next person by 20 secs, then next 10 secs then 5secs, the unlucky person is the person getting it on 1 secs. That's the only explanation I can come up with

Missed an important request, I accepted it loads and say client cancelled, till now no other requesr.

i agree.
One night they sent me a 3 sec request, while i was completing a trip. I still managed to accept it. The next thing i saw was 'error'.
I later checked history and they changed it to driver did not respond.
Dat would have been my 4th trip of 5 to chop their 1750 bonus.
They now dropped my activity for that campaign to 75%
Got the 4th one in d same estate. Activity rose to 80%
And i still had like 1hr30min to catch d last one. But i knew it wont get past 85% afterwards.
I just logged off, open uber drove to KPMG to get a trip that took me to mainland. 2km to my bed.
Yeye taxify

chillex8:
If the difference is not much, it means your Corolla was consuming petrol.
I drive a 1.6l sedan. And it's splendid on gas. I dont enjoy posting mpg figures cos so many factors come to play.

But am still waiting for the week I will spend more than #18,000 on petrol irrespective of the gross earnings.

which car please

One woman just requested when she wasn't ready. Got inside the compound as she asked, then she told me she is parking her stuff.... wtf!
I vex ehn... but i just wait sha. 25 phucking minutes... i just dey boil.
At different interval she would call and apologize and assure me she will be down soon
Rider; Oh i will compensate u for the time, i am so sorry

As she came face2face with me... i wan start my car and leave she and her big bags to purnish her too... as if she know my plan. she rush enter car, use like 1 minute dey calm me down lol....

Ok lets put the bags in and go. Where o?
International Airport, from yaba.
Ok
Weda she give me compensation or not na 1star i go give am.

At d end we started talking like friends en route.
But my mind was still on dat 1star i would give her.

Fare was 2500 plus some traffic, and i dont understand d awooof 400 uber added as airport toll wey we no pass.
Na so she nack extra 1500.
Rate me 5star
Say make i save my number for her fone
Rider; will give u a call whenever....

I kuku give her d 5star last last.

As for offline trips: na them dey rush us lol

Leaving the airport, request came in at Zenith bank. Uber

Where ma?
Rider: Berger, infact Arepo... i dont know if u can go, even if its offline we will do.
Me; i cant go that direction ma. But holdon i will come there and request another ride for u.
Got there, requested taxify. Driver agreed.
I just zoomed off.....
Festac area straight....taking 2 days off. Till thur or friday

God bless u guys. Cheers

jayooh:
but the wait sha, spent roughly 3hours within GRA before getting request.

i put on both app, max time i experienced was around 25mins

jayooh:
Just what I was hoping for.

I foe castigate Slamstanlee today

heheheeh...i never blow empty comot there before

jayooh:
Just when I was about to crank my engine

I hope it's a good trip

lol..
Update ur taxify app sha. The new one has big button to accept request

jayooh:
BTW, I deh this your Sobo Arobiodu GRA. Make I see if request go show. Patiently waiting.

even destination trip dey enter

jayooh:
You don get technician for every corner of Lagos shey?

lol my mechanic dey mainland, na my partner mechanic be dat but we dey use both in emergency situations

mistadayo:
please i need a good mechanic and trusted one around ajah. my motor they make noise for front anytime i they bad road. maybe na bushing.

Go to petrocam after ajah, at their technical section ask of AY

GAZZUZZ:
are you a hermaphrodite?

Bursted

Gentlelife50:
Low rating waiting, they know their road is bad. And they won't even pass the road with their own cars. I used tell them ooo, before someone will start telling me cars are passing there.

who dey fear low rating? Lol.
If i get one 1star for that pool of water i no go even feel am

Today funny ehn
Did one very early morning offline trip to ajah, from ogudu...
I felt kinda sleepy after i dropped dem. 7am. I decided to drive to chevron drive and take like 30 mins nap.

I never even enjoy my sleep, one strange driver came to my window knocking; guy wake up, time for work don reach.
Me; shio! Ok thank you

Sleep just clear for my eyes. Weda make swear for dis guy now or wetin.

Ok, lemme kuku put on only taxify and see...
Less than 7secs, trip came in. Limeridge hotel. Just where i parked.
Chevron to magodo isheri
Another 5500 added. E come be like soft work

God bless that driver for me... Amen

dru23:
Even good owners that give good assurance cars, driver will still drive the car to the ground

na so

chillex8:
Even some owners here that collect deposit, give out dead cars.

lol

jayooh:
Aye Bro. Thought as much. I be wan chop una 15 or 20k. Request deh run from me these day.



I believe this week will be different sha

Amen...

So who has enjoyed destination trips on taxify so far?

jayooh:
Slamstanlee, is it true? The hypothesis?

i keep my car healthy; in and out

jayooh:
Na so u advertise ibadan offline. I called and texted, u couldn't even reply. Even if it has been taken, not cool.

no vex... busy driving that day all thru, before i put on my app, i received and answered calls and text afterwards i had no space...
By the time i was free it was later in the evening ema binu padi mi