₦airaland Forum

Unfortunately flood full island.
I dey vi. Plus grandmothers of traffics.

I don off apps. Make i go greet popsy for oniru

zubby80:
Yeah the last one works, tested

Baddo

emmancecute:
The best way to work is to use both platforms. Yday, I started driving around 5pm. I did 5 trips on Uber between 5pm -8pm, the 5th one took me to Osborne estate. Then taxify flinged me to cadogan estate in jakande. Work is sweeter when you mix both apps, but I still prefer my Uber any day any time.

Yes, correct.
One sunday i drove to 1004 estates.
Met 4 guys there doing only taxify. I ask them no request?
They replied; bro no request o, here dry like desert...
I ask them why not not two apps at least.
One said his phone cant run both apps simultaneously, the other ones said they wont be focus, the thing will be causing confusion bla bla bla..
I said me i use both o, that means if uber comes i will be one to get it and leave u people o.
3 mins later.... boom... uber trip, to sangotedo.

Mjosh1000:
I almost got towed last week at ikoyi.
I was parked at my favourite spot (picture below) waiting for request normally when I park I lock the car and walk some few meters away, suddenly I just saw the toying van reversing got to the car someone came down looking at the car wondering, me just troway face dey look another side, d man just enter the van and was going towards mobolaji Johnson, me just enter start car, overtake them, slow down and gave then d middle finger.
No where is safe around ikoyi.

No try am for ikeja dem go tow your car if u no dey around.
One day a friend ask me to stop by and pick his phone at computer village.
I paid this tout that usually take 500 to park and watch ur car... mumu me instead of to enter the designated car parks and pay same amout.
Just beside the access bank atm, around d new bus terminal( i have parked there briefly for free like twice)
This time i knew i would stay a little longer
Las las the phone guy delayed me up to 50mins.

I didn't know tout don waka leave my car.
Got there i no see car...
Na ikeja traffic police station near local government office boys around say dem go carry car go.
5k i pay to settle dem.
I friend pity me give me d 5k back when i gist am.

I kuku get anothet jungle parking strategy but i never try am;
Open bonnet and put c-caution or put on hazard light. But make sure you can see the car from where u stand or sit

Mjosh1000:
I almost got towed last week at ikoyi.
I was parked at my favourite spot (picture below) waiting for request normally when I park I lock the car and walk some few meters away, suddenly I just saw the toying van reversing got to the car someone came down looking at the car wondering, me just troway face dey look another side, d man just enter the van and was going towards mobolaji Johnson, me just enter start car, overtake them, slow down and gave then d middle finger.
No where is safe around ikoyi.

At that axis... meadow hall school car park, oba elegushi road, moorehouse hotel frontage, bankole oki street.
Or if u want to eat and wait for trips from passport office: McGregor road. Mechanics and food vendors are there. Parking allowed.

Mjosh1000:
Last week I was at yaba I set destination to my house around 3pm cos I was not felling to well, suddenly request enter rider called asap

Rider: hello I am going to sango ota 5 drivers rejected can you go
Me: inside my mind ,
Me reply rider: sir sango ota ha that place is a no no but I will go sha
Rider: okay where are you now
Me: few blocks from you sir
Got there picked rider.
Baba entered me greeted, baba just say thank you oya let's go.
I started the trip and asked baba is it sango ota under bridge, baba said I should take him to AIT road kola.
Me inside my mind
Got to destination fair was 2700 baba give me 4k
I just drive to abule egba go house go sleep
Ystday, on Sunday night around 8pm I got a call

Baba: my son shebi nah u bring me come AIT road on Friday
Me: yes sir
Baba: do you stay around
Me: yes sir
Baba: u will come to that place and take me to apapa to and fro for 5days
Me:
Baba: how much will u take
Me: 100k sir
Baba: ole ni e oo
Me: sir how much will u offer sir
Baba start story how e get 5cars but he just tired of driving I should take 50k
Me:
Baba: omo mi please joor wa dagba
Me: okay sir
Day 1 AIT road to apapa me I no know say baba nah assistant controller general Nigerian customs,
From one way to brt lane to every where I just dey cruise got bk yesterday baba gave me 12k say 2k is for feeding
Day 2 nah apapa I dey like dis dey chill
I just want to say thank you to all d 5 drivers DAT rejected d trip god bless your hustle for me dis week nah flexing I dey sat & maybe Sunday I hustle uber or taxify.

What i call anointed trips

Cooladex:
I no dey even mix again. Strictly uber and sometimes i finish 15 trips by tues/Wednesday mrng.

Made 78k last week

See money na. Nice one.

I think you will have just a little edge when u mix, i have done 83k and 87k back to back mixing. Aside tips and offlines
Sometimes you will be done with 15 trips and uber go just scarce one kind. One day i say today o na only uber...
Las las na taxify gimme 13k uber 3k
Typically i dont rely on one app, because of waiting time, even if uber is my favourite.
1. Taxify takes you out of remote areas quickly
2. Taxify has a better destination trips set up

Today i have done 4 back to back taxify, d only uber trip i got was 4km away i just cancelled.
I dey my favourite spot at GRA today uber and taxify on
Taxify nak me long trip here, what if i dey wait for uber?... small small target dey complete.
But uber na baba anytime sha

She cover the flat bress today

Cooladex:
Me just dey start work today sha

E still dey ok.
Sometimes becos of bolt and uber mix mix e dey reach wednesday/Thursday to complete the 15th trip

Cooladex:
Nawao. Uber removed a whole 1300

the surge cover up for me.
They are still chopping their 25%. we will catch them at 3% today

mrjaydee:
uber making sense since 1805

9km trip na road we spend d whole time.
Uber and bolt should just program the surge very high anytime rain drops biko. Roads getting madder.

drmikeadams:
;

D festac people love dat mile 2 yet if traffic catch huna dere den go begin complain . But one festac man threaten me on sunday as I mention mile 2 homie spent 3hrs in mile 2 traffic one time em no dey use ear hear mile 2 again

ago palace to leave festac anytime anyday. We agree before i start trip

This one will go

This one just said he is not going again till another 1 hr time

We are here with the rain

Cooladex:
I don read am. They guy show am pepper

Lol

pope191:
Nice day boss, more wins driving... Would have gone far too, but target was 10k and back home to see d games, dusted dat by 2pm.

correct

BAZ001:
Bros so u net like 25k only today?
Hope dey be that.

Almost. 24,400 plus 1800 tip

kola42:
Which part at elegushi mainland trips dey wella ?

just find ursef at elegushi main gate between 8 and 10.pm. set ur destination. You win

See ikeja o. Abeg u cant tempt me. I don enter house

pope191:
I'll report ur post, u don't seem like someone dat watch super eagles match

i bet straight win on d match na. Dont have to watch it

slamstanlee:
Lagos island trip don enter

Radisson blu ikeja
Glory be to God

Lagos island trip don enter

To and fro uber trip. 6200. 3%
Rider: take this (8000)
You did well and was really patient. I appreciate. Gimme ur number, i may call u again.
As i was dropping her at eko hotel, another request entered.
Where?
Rider: satellite town.
Me: i dont go to satellite, but i can drop you at festac, alakija busstop if you don't mind
Rider; yes thats fine.

Las las na orile she come down. Me just drive enter surulere jeje.
Now uber dey wan me i have less dan 1.45hrs driving time left.
E good sef. Both taxify+uber don enter 21k
Na to set destination to GRA sure pass. But if i see lekki like this i no mind. Small energy still dey. Patapata i go enter elegushi beach and get mainland trip again
Happy weekend o

izzou:


Brotherly, I Don forget bonus for now

Make I attend to my health small small

Meanwhile, who dey run night today?

I dey game

me, lekki things ni.By 2am i run go sleep sha.
Came out by 4pm did 2 rides for 7k now. I dey chill make office people go sleep den we deal with d oloshos

sweetguy10:
Those agbero task force guys just arrested me at Ikotun immediately after governor’s road junction because I parked to buy soft drink and gala just opposite where I parked. They wrote a ticket of 25k and after much begging and intercession by the person I wanted to pick , they collected 7K - my hard earned money since 9AM and I had to pay to gauge my tires because they deflated the two front tires and that’s after the rider canceled because he had to “go somewhere urgently “. They moved me into their office and you need to see the shady deals et al being perpetrated there that’s while they all reek of cigarette and weed plus beer . The government that empowered these miscreants are still the one shouting that we leave crime and do a legal hustle , I’m frustrated , angry , sad and hopeless in this damned country... everything is a scam eventually . I’ve been on the road since 9AM only for some weed smoking , beer drinking , no lifers to take all my earnings because I parked to fill my farmished self on the same place where vanagons are parked . To hell with whatever ..... Bleep !!!!!!

The day i parked on that lasu/isheri road to answer a call. Some of them with reflective wears crossed me at the front with keke napep.
Engine was on, i just did a little reverse slowly and they came down trying to tell me to wind down. Then i was doing a gesture of like; whats happen? For what?
They had to go away, one was saying leave him, he is claiming Airforce watch out guys

chillex8:
Air peace and arik terminal nko

left side by default.
MM2 and international right side by default

chillex8:
The fear of LASDRI is the beginning of wisdom

me i even have lasdri and i dropped it at home. One year now

Oya o. E don set.
Watch out for lastma madness. They have the powers back

I say lemme even drive to d island from costain and do all nite.
Found myself towards eko hotel.
4 trips to mainland. 2 each on taxify and uber, with surge 1.3 minimum
I rejected all
Riders don yab me tire.

Come here come pick dem if u dey go mainland now

Uber still sweet however
Here is a trip i was to get 700+ and d rider didn't pay

shollywendy1:
A selfie in canada. Carshopper, eherbal, thecar( but no village tour oo) chillex8, slamstanlee. I checked mate u all. Atleast, see big boi selfie ..Hahahaa.

Lol