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Education › Re: FG Not Ready To End Strike – ASUU on August 23, 2013 by slap1(m): 5:09pm On Aug 23, 2013
[quote author=RINE.]Please click 'like' if you doubt if anything good can come out from ASUU Or the Nigerian GOVERNMENT?[/quote]Are you silly? Will clicking a million likes solve the issue at hand? This is a serious matter, please!
Education › Re: ASUU Withdraw From Negotiation With Government by slap1(m): 12:55pm On Aug 23, 2013
McLuhan: Have you studied the said agreement? Personally, I can tell you that I have. I possess both a hard and a soft copy of the agreement and I can assure you that I have devoted hours - and I mean hours - to a meticulous perusal of that agreement. For that reason, I can confidently and solemnly aver that it is a sensible, even modest, proposal for rescuing our universities from the doldrums. Believe it or not, there are no "loopholes" - as you prefer to call them - in that document. The only loophole I see is the insincerity of a government which prefers to acquire additional presidential jets rather than fund education, something which even the most affluent countries, such as the US and UK, would not do and which our neighbours in Ghana would dare not contemplate.
Bro, could you send me a copy of the agreement? Thanks.
Crime › Re: Court Orders Student To Pay Lover N80,000 For Using Her by slap1(m): 11:54am On Aug 23, 2013
Does the girl know the medicinal value of $perm? Can she pay for the whole $perm the guy deposited into her? Was she ra-ped?
Education › Re: We’ll Soon End ASUU Strike by slap1(m): 7:40pm On Aug 22, 2013
I think the word "ASUU strike" should be censored on nairaland till further notice.
Education › Re: ASUU Holds Press Conference In Unilag by slap1(m): 5:25pm On Aug 22, 2013
ugopeter: From the press conference held today by the ASUU president @ Unilag, Lagos. Here is some of d highlights of the press conference held today. ASUU president: FG should implement the 2009 agreement. Nothing short of that will make ASUU call off the strike.FG has bad faith towards education.FG supported failed banks and airline but when it comes to public education - NO MONEY.Suswan committee was to deceive Nigerians with a promise of N100 b.NASS are collecting much more from the economy more than they are contributing. ASUU has worked for d allowances and ASUU must be paid.Governing council have done post-utme at their own risk. Only academics staff can conduct post-utme exam.Finally, ASUU STRIKE WILL NOT BE SUSPENDED UNTIL THE FG IMPLEMENT THE 2009 AGREEMENT. Ugopeter Uche...LGS reporting LIVE from UNILAG
Thanks, man! Na 2014 things.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees Needed At Consolidated Breweries Plc August 2013 by slap1(m): 2:01pm On Aug 22, 2013
woodcook: .
That's the size of your brain?
Education › Re: ASUU Holds Press Conference In Unilag by slap1(m): 1:08pm On Aug 22, 2013
God please, let today's meeting be fruitful.
Celebrities › Re: Wentworth Miller 'Michael Scofield' Is Gay by slap1(m): 7:36am On Aug 22, 2013
The devil is just using these famous celebs to advance his evil agenda. Was the guy gay from birth? Hasn't he phocked a couple of girls in his life? Shame on these gay men!
Education › Re: ASUU Refuse To Call Off Strike Despite The 130bn Offered By FG by slap1(m): 7:26am On Aug 22, 2013
Dafuq is wrong with that ASUU chairman? Does he want the FG to include cows in the negotiations?
Phones › Re: The Glo Bounce 30MB Is Fake. by slap1(op): 3:04pm On Aug 21, 2013
bassdow: Hello at All, i really agree to what OP said cos am unable to finish the 5Mb that Glo Gbam gives me but with the 30mb that GLO Bounce gives me, am able to finish it in less than 2hours doing the same things i do when on Glo Gbam and i use a low end java phone. Glo i dey hail o

am planning to either go back to Gbam or port to Etisalat cos i have suffered silently with Glo since 2006.
People say MTN is bad. To me, they are still the best network. I finished Glo's 30MB in 2 days, but MTN's 10MB is remaining 6MB after 2 days, used at the same rate with the Glo 30MB. Those Glo peeps are so cheap!
Education › Re: President Jonathan Directs Immediate Action To End ASUU Strike by slap1(m): 9:29pm On Aug 20, 2013
Pathetic noise makers! Shaataaap and call-off the damn strike!
Literature › Re: Fiction Prize For African Writers($1,000 And Publishing Deal)|cordite Books by slap1(m): 1:29pm On Aug 20, 2013
Goodluck. I wish it were a short story. . .
Politics › Re: Abubakar Shekau, May Have Die Of Gunshot Wounds – JTF by slap1(m): 7:10pm On Aug 19, 2013
JTF keeps throwing uncomfirmed garbage to the media. Meanwhile, Boko Haram may be finalizing their next attack which will be a huge success as usual.
Career › Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(NAUG) by slap1(m): 9:00pm On Aug 18, 2013
It's a huge shame that Nigeria has gotten to this deplorable stage. I think I understand why motor parks and markets are sprawling up all over Aba.
Career › Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(NAUG) by slap1(m): 8:57pm On Aug 18, 2013
Afam4eva: I have another job. Do you?
Afam, are you really mocking people's misfortune? Hmm. Odiegwu o!
Literature › Re: Who Will Win The 2013 Nigeria Prize For Literature? by slap1(m): 8:48pm On Aug 18, 2013
Yes, I already stated that Osofisan and Raji are outright favourites, I just tipped Amatoristero to put up a fight; although anything can happen.
Your thoughts about the prize structure is noted. The organization of the prize encourages writers to write out of their genre (not out of pleasure or ambition but simply to position themselvesfor the prize), and even rush to meet "deadline''. This has the possibility of compromising substance and is potentially detrimental to the development of literature.

Alternatively, the prize should be spread across the genres thus: The Nigerian Prize for Poetry, The Nigerian Prize for Prose (children and adult) and The Nigerian Prize for Drama. I felt odd two years ago (or was it last year?) when Prof. Akachi Ezeigbo and Uche Peter Umez were shortlisted for the prize. I'm not really sure. . .does Prof. Ezeigbo originally write stories for kids?
Christianity Etc › Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by slap1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 18, 2013
I hope he defeats his demons soon enough. By the way, a picture of him won't be too bad.
Phones › Re: The Glo Bounce 30MB Is Fake. by slap1(op): 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2013
9jadelta: First, if u are using android, that will happen, second, sites like goal and livescores sometimes have many pictures that drain your bandwith. Download traffic monitor to monitor your usage
I don't use android, and I know about pictures and bandwith. I even had to disable images to verify my suspicions, and I wasn't proved wrong. Thankfully, others have stated their experiences.
Phones › Re: The Glo Bounce 30MB Is Fake. by slap1(op): 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2013
uche715: hmmn, na wah oh. why open d thread at first if u r nt sure if d mb is genuine, i have such mb and i downloaded a file worth 30mb and i ve confirmed it, so next time do your homework properly to be sure of something before coming here to drop[b] trash![/b]
It may have worked for you, and it's now clear that it doesn't work for others. Learn how to use words.
Phones › Is Glo Bounce 30MB Fake? by slap1(op): 9:46am On Aug 18, 2013
30MB may not be enough to create a post here, but we surely can't ignore the tricks used by these network providers to scam subscribers. I migrated to Glo Bounce, recharged N200 and got 30MB. I spent 20 minutes on nairaland with my phone. When I logged out, the balance was 26MB. Meanwhile, with the 5MB from Glo G-bam, I can browse nairaland for up to 2 hours with the same phone and exhaust just 2MB or less. But with Glo Bounce, I exhausted 9MB under an hour, surfing sites like nairaland, goal and livescores. Now, I'm going back to G-bam because Glo Bounce is a ruse!
Phones › The Glo Bounce 30MB Is Fake. by slap1(op): 9:39am On Aug 18, 2013
30MB may not be enough to create a post here, but we surely can't ignore the tricks used by these network providers to scam subscribers. I migrated to Glo Bounce, recharged N200 and got 30MB. I spent 20 minutes on nairaland with my phone. When I logged out, the balance was 26MB. Meanwhile, with the 5MB from Glo G-bam, I can browse nairaland for up to 2 hours with the same phone and exhaust just 2MB or less. But with Glo Bounce, I exhausted 9MB under an hour, surfing sites like nairaland, goal and livescores. Now, I'm going back to G-bam because Glo Bounce is a ruse!
Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 7:41am On Aug 18, 2013
rahamAllah: And do you mean there are no writers who portray the positive side of Africans? Why must the award most time go with those that portrays our odd side?
The irony is that you, as a Nigerian, will mostly criticize your country, like we do on this forum, but you are angry when that criticism is recognized and sanctioned outside the country. Let's face the bitter truth: most Nigerians are not happy with the way the country is run, and when we have an opportunity to give voice and life to these negative feelings, we should make good use of it.
Literature › Re: Who Will Win The 2013 Nigeria Prize For Literature? by slap1(m): 7:27am On Aug 18, 2013
What can I say? I wouldn't want to be among the judges right now! Strong list they got there!

Suprizes are wont to spring up in events like this. However, I think Osofisan, Raji and Amatoristero Ede (he briefly edited for Spectrum Books before leaving the country). While Osofisan and Raji needs little or no introduction, it is worthy to note that Amatoristero is no push over! I read some poems from his collected poems, Carribean Blues and it was deep and resounding. . .makes you think of Maxim Uzoatu or the late Esiaba Irobi, who left before the noon of his life. Amatoristero has won the ANA/Okigbo Prize for Poetry and BBC Poetry prize. He may be David among the Goliaths, but literature is different from mathematics; one plus one is not always two!
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Politics › Re: APGA Threatened To Declare Okorocha's Seat Vacant by slap1(m): 9:48am On Aug 17, 2013
I bet they have never heard the word ''constitution".
Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 9:40pm On Aug 16, 2013
tianshie: I do know that Chimamanda shopped "Purple Hibiscus" around to about twenty publishers before it was accepted. Chika and Soyinka were not upstarts when they published those books. Chika had already won the BBC short story competition years earlier, and published "The Phoenix" in dutch before the English. I'm at a coffee shop and the Internet isn't so fast. [s]Could you please google Soyinka yourself?[/s]
The bolded explains it all. You did not isolate upstarts in the previous post I quoted. I understand you better now.
Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 8:47pm On Aug 16, 2013
tianshie: Art should not necessarily reflect patterns in the society; it's main object is expression. Anything outside that is coercion. Mediainspired raises a good point: a certain kind of writing is expected of the Third World, because the West requires the existence of the 'Other,' to justify, and relate its own progress (that's well documented), just in the same way the pope declared that exploring empires in Europe could forcefully steal from Africa if it could be proven that, 1, the people were not Christians, and, 2, the natives were a race of cannibals. Not hard to prove number one, and number two, only asked the will to fabricate.

The upshot of this expected writing from Africa is that a lot of good writing is never discovered, competent writers get frustrated because no journal wants to publish their stories, even marquee authors often suffer this. The clever writer has to find an exacting balance. This is usually hard to achieve.
You raised some valid points. However, I do not entirely agree with the part where you seem to imply that books that do not reflect the poverty and backwardness of Africa are not usually recognized. Adichie's Purple Hibiscus, Chika Unigwe's Phoenix; Soyinka's The Interpreters, amongst others, are not exactly testimonies of corruption and the 'gutterness' of Africa. Thank you.
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Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 8:37pm On Aug 16, 2013
Orikinla: That's right.

We should not live in denial.
Yes, we shouldn't. It hinders progress.
Phones › Re: Glo Unveils Bounce Tariff: Get 30MB Per Recharge And Call ALL Networks At 12k/s by slap1(m): 7:23pm On Aug 16, 2013
GLO Bounce is A MILLION TIMES BETTER than G-bam. I'm using G-Bounce now. The 30MB is credited sharperly, unlike G-bam that you may have to call Customer Care. BOUNCE is cool!
Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 7:09pm On Aug 16, 2013
mediainspired: I wish they gave the reason they would no longer award prizes for books, but that's still fine. But I wish Commonwealth Writers' Prize panel would stop giving preference to stories that fit the West's stereotypes of Africa when deciding winners from the continent. I mean, check the winning entries of West-organised international literature prizes, the themes are usually woven around poverty, crime, war, corruption etc even when they're not entirely exceptional works.
Literature should reflect the society, and rightly so! If our society is immersed in abject squalour and corruption, why should literature look the other way? And why should the judges fail to recognize stories that are true to the society they project?
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TV/Movies › Re: Beverly Osu Strips To Celebrate Task Victory On Big Brother Africa by slap1(m): 6:13pm On Aug 16, 2013
Please I'm browsing with my phone now, the pix is not clear and I don't want to jump into conclusion. . .her brea$ts look exhausted. Am I correct?
Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 6:06pm On Aug 16, 2013
This next prize, I pray, will surely benefit me or/and my nairaland Literature Section comrades (shortlist category or the actual prize). Amen!
Baba Orikinla, thanks for the post.
*Time to polish that beautiful story*
Literature › Re: No More Commonwealth Book Prize by slap1(m): 6:02pm On Aug 16, 2013
rapsodeep: No time for long talk. Money don finish.simple
It is clear that your opinion is based on tangible ignorance.

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