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AND IT'S ON THE FRONT PAGE? It would have been ok if it came from the Jokes Section. . .na wa o!

sconsults: [size=18pt]Dont blame them,this accident was caused by a demon called santoparatani who is hungry for blood.i tried to prevent him but i did not have enough spiritual support but managed to limit the harm to only 4 people. He is on his way to itobe in kogi state now but i will surely stop him[/size]

ABEG STOP HIM O, Merlin. How's Gwen and Gaius?

I'd rather hug a soldier than shake hands with a Nigerian policeman.

What is Fashola doing about this? He should also prioritize the lives of Lagosians, and not just raise hell about traffic rules and taxes.

[quote author=Okija_juju].. For what now?!

_{Thank you God!! First at last!!} [/quote]FIRST TO COMMENT? Et tu Okija Juju?

I would rather play for Arsenal for 60 seconds instead of being buried in its cementry, because I don't care wasup with my body once I'm dead.

Most of this man's statements shows that his politics should still be at the local government level. "THE ELITES ARE NIGERIA'S PROBLEM. . ." what a 'discovery'! Mtscheewww!

I'll say what I always tell people about TBJ. What he's doing is not easy. It takes a lot to operate with God or Devil at the level he's operating.

There should be extra two tyres for the middle, or the thing is gonna break into two.

If this one enter Abia State, na wahala o. Na 15k for plasma and home theatre, 5k for the others. I bow for T. A Orji.

megxo: LATELY, VERMALEEN IS ALSO ON ARSENALS FLOOPPIN SCALE>>>>>>>

That's for the last two games or so. Every big defender has his bad days. Kompany isn't at his best right now, and Vidic scored the first own goal of the season. The ability to bounce back matters. If Verminator doesn't play at left-back, then I prefer Coquelin.

topsyking: Some pple r funny sha..are u d coach..u dey assemble den as if u be their coach..keep dreaming..cuz u guys r loosing tonight

I didn't ASSEMBLE them, I only stated MY PREFERENCE, every football fan has theirs.

From what I've read today, Vermaelen will start at left-back while Kolsc will pair Mert at centre back. Fortunately, Ramsey is injured, so we should have a great game. I also pray that Walcott recovers in time for the game. . . I prefer our attacking trio to be Arshavin-Podolski/Giroud-Walcott. With Arshavin providing those lovely crosses, something good must happen. COYG!

Being gay must be really pathetic if they find Ibu attractive.

NCC should wait, abeg. I want to win MTN's aeroplane.

I lost a friend the same day, in similar circumstance. The fuel tanker he was driving had an accident in Calabar, around 6.am. The tanker ran into the bush in flames. Nonso died. His wife has a 3 weeks old girl, the first child. . .
RIP.

Hand gloves is not for him.

CONGRATS. *not a fan*

Since Seun reduced the advert rate on Nairaland, so many crappy topics now hit the front page even before one reply. Coincidence?

No be 12:45 again? COYG!

THIAGO, I like the sound of that name. . .

That's for the exhibition, Serena will beat her when it matters.

When they produce children like this, they become difficult to cater for. . .then enters the Boko Haram recruitment agents. . .

Nice move.
Nollywood is becoming crap and can't pay the 'big guys' again. . .unless they are willing to join the emerging po.r.n industry in Ghana.

Goodluck, guys. I hope you bring in the change we need in the NPF.

FA is killing English football. . .just look at the performance of the English clubs in Europe.

Antivirus92: But can that language adulteration be corrected or is it beyond control now. Because according to me,it is now beyond control. I have witnessed igbo elites like dora akunyili,chuba okadigbo etc speak, to be sincere,they speak 65% english and 35% igbo. Which is very bad.

Code switching/mixing is here to stay, bro. There are experiences you cannot adequately relate in your own language. What are the Igbo or Yoruba words for network, atom, molecule, Twitter, Google, Adobe Reader, etc? There is no English word for spagetti, so the English man has to code-mix in order to clearly relay his spagetti experience. . .etc.

Antivirus92: are you a language philosopher?

No, a language student.
Furthermore, no language has it all, hence the need to borrow, code-switch, etc. The more widely spread a language is, the more it borrows to expand its vocabulary, that's why we have Nigerian English, American English, etc. Words like bean-cake, co-wife, etc, are 'made in Nigeria' English. . .

It is not a sickness, and it can't be stopped. Linguistically, we call it code-switching/mixing. It happens when the L1 (first language) lacks the resources with which you can fully express a situation or an experience. Diglossia (the existence/use of two languages in a place) makes it possible for a linguistic chemistry to occur, thereby making one language to interfer in the other.

$1M for 2face's boxers. After that, I will open a church that specializes on dealing with barreness. . . I think I will recoup the money, won't I?