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Politics › Re: Presidency To Spend N654.02m On Generators by slap1(m): 7:21am On Oct 14, 2012
I remember the words of the late Dele Giwa: ''Nigerians have been shocked beyond the limits of shockability. . ." and that was over 25 years ago! What sad news are we yet to hear in this country?
Politics › Re: Police Shoot Sales-Girl Dead In Abuja While Demolishing Illegal Structures by slap1(m): 3:43pm On Oct 13, 2012
Obinoscopy: I wonder if our police are even trained on civil unrest control. How can you open fire on harmless residents? It still beats my imagination.
Obviously bullets are now cheaper than tear gas.
Politics › Re: Police Shoot Sales-Girl Dead In Abuja While Demolishing Illegal Structures by slap1(m): 3:41pm On Oct 13, 2012
Was the gun too heavy that it can't be shot in the air? And d DPO was not even aware of the location of his men! Police brutality is becoming a daily thing in this country, the president and IGP must really sit up.
Politics › Re: PDP, ANPP, Slam Okorocha For Closing Schools, Markets For Birthday by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Oct 13, 2012
Nothing like that happened in the part of Imo State where I stay. As a matter of fact, PDP should shut up! They are nowhere near better.
Education › Re: ABSU Closed Till Further Notice: Students Protesting by slap1(m): 6:53pm On Oct 10, 2012
I will upload d two pix I took later. The soldiers didn't allow us to take pix. It was really a mad day. Even those dat paid half were not allowed to write the exams.
Education › Re: Soldiers Patrol ABSU To Enforce The 'no School Fees No Exam' Order! by slap1(op): 9:53am On Oct 09, 2012
According to the release by the Senate, 720 out of 20,000 have paid the fees in full. What will be the fate of the rest? Will they miss their exams because of the money they will still pay? What is Abia State turning into?
Education › Soldiers Patrol ABSU To Enforce The 'no School Fees No Exam' Order! by slap1(op): 9:49am On Oct 09, 2012
As I type this, an armoured car is patrolling the campus with sirens and soldiers. Examination starts today, and the state govt. has directed that the new school fees (b/w 80 to 120k) must be paid in full b4 u are allowed into the hall.
Politics › Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by slap1(m): 6:35pm On Oct 04, 2012
Classicalman: For your info, the catholic church is self sustaining and doesn't need TITHES from members to survive.
Unless your idea of self-sustainance doesn't include having cash. If it does, where does the money spring from?
Politics › Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by slap1(m): 6:27pm On Oct 04, 2012
treach: Wat ever has been put in the house of God, make no body near am ooo. The wahala no de finish............... Ooooooooo
Or the 'god' that protects thieves and their loots will revolt? You guys should learn to see religion as the smokescreen it can sometimes be.
Politics › Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by slap1(m): 5:35pm On Oct 04, 2012
maclatunji: You are implying that N35 million and N10 million were delivered in cash to the two churches and the clergymen were "blissfully" ignorant of the donor?
Or that the amount can be innocently put in an envelope. . .the priests, if you ask me, are clearly aware of the source of the 'tithe'. For that amount, half of them would sell 'God's protection' to these powerful men.
Crime › Re: Friends Of Ugo Ozuah Who Was Killed By The Police by slap1(m): 8:51am On Sep 23, 2012
I am speechless. . .
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Comedian Bovi And His Family by slap1(m): 3:33pm On Sep 19, 2012
Nice, but he doesn't look neat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (6 - 1) On 15th September 2012 by slap1(m): 7:58am On Sep 15, 2012
Is this the match preview or an article about our new boys? Whatever it is, front page, please? And we are gonna get the three points today... SANTIfier Cazorla!
I back Giroud to score today...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (6 - 1) On 15th September 2012 by slap1(m): 7:57am On Sep 15, 2012
Is this the match preview or an article about our new boys? Whatever it is, front page, please? And we are gonna get the three points today... SANTIfier Cazorla!
I back Giroud to score today...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wigan Accept Chelsea's Bid For Victor-Moses by slap1(m): 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2012
He should have stayed in Wigan. He will struggle for playing time. On a side note: RIP, Lukaku.
Phones › Re: MTN Introduces New Call Tariffs by slap1(m): 12:18pm On Aug 23, 2012
What's the migration code for the N12 per minute tariff?
Politics › Re: Salaries Of Niger-delta Militant Warlords Revealed by slap1(m): 9:04am On Aug 23, 2012
Just like T.A Orji, who bought keke for the Aba 'Yorkers' (the largest union of hemp smokers in Nigeria, in my opinion), bought a bus for them and fenced their 'bunk' so they'd smoke in peace. . .pathetic country!
Politics › Re: Salaries Of Niger-delta Militant Warlords Revealed by slap1(m): 8:58am On Aug 23, 2012
Jonathan is a BIG FOOL, if this is true. He went to school without shoes and graduated without brains. ID.IO.T.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) - 20th August 2012 - Live by slap1(m): 7:16am On Aug 21, 2012
Lol. . . Plantation, u surely smoked a plantation of weed! In just a game u've come up with this? Haha. Well, Gunner till I die!
Fashion › Re: Who Do Married Women Dress To Impress? by slap1(m): 11:38am On Aug 17, 2012
They dress to sustain their husband's interest in them. . .so many husband-snatchers out there these days.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Thomas Vermaelen Is The New Arsenal Captain by slap1(m): 11:28am On Aug 17, 2012
For me, the blow would be losing Song. But we are getting Lucas Biglia or M'villa, which isn't a bad replacement.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Thomas Vermaelen Is The New Arsenal Captain by slap1(m): 11:23am On Aug 17, 2012
That's my captain and his 'twin' brother lafin at RVP (Ridiculously Valueless Player). . .nothing do us. GUNNERS TILL I QUENCH!

Politics › Re: FG Releases N300bn For Capital Projects by slap1(m): 10:36am On Aug 17, 2012
Capital projects = capital treasury looting.
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Eating Roasted Corn In Amsterdam (Picture) by slap1(m): 12:45am On Aug 17, 2012
Caracta: And the moral lesson is...?
. . .if you eat roasted corn in Amsterdam, you will appear on Nairaland front page.
Gaming › Re: Teen Hospitalized With Dehydration After 4-day Xbox Marathon by slap1(m): 8:19am On Aug 10, 2012
I was addicted to games when I was younger. I visited my friends' house and helped them with their chores so we could play games, my sweet mother didn't think it made sense to play it. Now, I don't even have time for it. I just play the ones in my phone when I'm in a bank queue or when lecturers start telling stories from the 18th century.
Sports › Re: Team Nigeria's Poor Olympics Performance: Causes? by slap1(m): 6:41pm On Aug 09, 2012
As soon as the Olympics end, a committee will be set up to look into this. . .y'all need not worry.
Celebrities › Re: Forbes Africa Features Linda Ikeji And Chibundu Onuzo by slap1(m): 6:34pm On Aug 09, 2012
[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]They are both very hard working women . Chibundu uses what's inside her head to make a living , Linda Ikeji uses whats between her legs to make a living . At least they are making a living, right ? grin grin[/quote]Don't hate, dude. You will gladly sell your family to see what's between her legs. . .but whether they are worth it is another matter.
Business › Re: Counting Your Money At The ATM: Why? by slap1(m): 2:46pm On Aug 05, 2012
I count my money before leaving. I've once been overpaid by the ATM, I went to withdraw 5k and got 6k. I got a call from the bank, informing me that the excess 1k will be debited from my account. So, to those who believe machines are infallible, think again.
Politics › Re: Abuja Cab Driver Returns N18m Missing Money And Gets N30,000 Reward by slap1(m): 6:57am On Aug 05, 2012
Maybe his childhood dream is to be a taxi driver.
Politics › Re: Gov. Jang - God Is Punishing Plateau For Her Sins by slap1(m): 6:48am On Aug 05, 2012
That means his job as the governor is finished. He should resign. Hail theocracy.
Politics › Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by slap1(m): 6:45am On Aug 05, 2012
Obahiagbon is a very poor communicator, despite his large reservoir of words.
Education › Re: Obafemi Owode LG Primary School In Abeokuta: Worst Primary School In Nigeria? by slap1(m): 6:34am On Aug 05, 2012
Uzuakoli leper colony is a lot better than this dump! ACN, I hail!

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