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Islam › Re: Goat With 'Allah' On His Coat Goes On Sale by slap1(m): 4:18pm On Oct 28, 2012
I'm suprized that muslims are yet to start burning houses and killing people. Obviously the name of Allah on a goat is positively symbolic.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gospel Singer Patty Obasi Dies Of Kidney Failure by slap1(m): 9:43am On Oct 28, 2012
Ezi Nwanyi Di Uko. . . RIP, Patty Obasi. One of the best!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs QPR (1 - 0) On 27th October 2012 by slap1(m): 2:44pm On Oct 27, 2012
Sagna and Wilshere starts. GOOD! I hope Gervinho sits off his wastefulness on the bench. We will win this one. COME ON YOU GUNNERS!
Romance › Re: Silly Things You Have Done To Please Your Man by slap1(m): 12:55pm On Oct 27, 2012
galaxi: you are on point... grin
guess you an ikenga??
yeah, bro. I'm an Ikenga, unfortunately.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs QPR (1 - 0) On 27th October 2012 by slap1(m): 11:22am On Oct 27, 2012
A good platform to bounce back from our disappointments. Hoping to see Jack Wilshere. COYG!
Romance › Re: Silly Things You Have Done To Please Your Man by slap1(m): 11:14am On Oct 27, 2012
In school, I know gals that fight and have bandages on their head because of a guy. I know gals that sleep in boy's hostel (where guys stay up to 8 per room) because of their guy. Some even rock 'aladinma' (sleeping on the floor) in the hostel, just to be with him. I also know the gals that are laid in the classrooms, under the cashew tree, on the photographer's table, etc. . .
Romance › Re: Silly Things You Have Done To Please Your Man by slap1(m): 10:46am On Oct 27, 2012
The gals are on the run. . .yet they would be the ones to cry ''after all I did for him. . ." what are those things u did for him? Tell us, or we'd help you all.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ex-Italian PM Berlusconi Jailed For 4years For Tax Evasion! by slap1(m): 6:59am On Oct 27, 2012
This couldn't have come at a much worse time for AC Milan. Na wa o!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ex-Italian PM Berlusconi Jailed For 4years For Tax Evasion! by slap1(m): 6:58am On Oct 27, 2012
Pity
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome by slap1(m): 12:46pm On Oct 24, 2012
True. Numbers 3, 4, 5, and 9 are applicable to me. I always try to be nice to them all, which is not easy at all. . .my course-mates and friends would always joke about many girls showing up in wedding gowns on my wedding day!
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 3 by slap1(m): 4:15pm On Oct 23, 2012
It's 4.15pm here in Aba. . .dunno about other places. . .
Celebrities › Re: Mikel Obi: I Am A Good Songwriter & Singer” Speech To His New Record Label by slap1(m): 2:16pm On Oct 23, 2012
I hope your songs find success more than you've found the net for Chelsea FC.
Business › Re: Nigeria's Foreign Reserves Rise To $42Billion! by slap1(m): 7:28am On Oct 23, 2012
All these statistics and Wall Street jargons are meaningless to me, if the ubiquitous unemployment, hunger, abject poverty and infrastructural under-development keeps staring us in the face, daily.
Politics › Re: Femi Falana Threatens To Sue Dangote, Oil Companies Over Accidents by slap1(m): 6:42pm On Oct 22, 2012
Foxybone: Third time I am coming 2nd... Yeeepeeeee..... grin grin grin grin grin

**Dances azonto and remixed etighi**

Lemme recount an experience.....

Last week wednesday, I nearly got involved in a fatal accident... **Reason** Our stupid drive attempted to cross the road when a dangote truck was coming... It was not funny at all.... So, put 2 and 2 together and you will discover that, most time, the drivers of smaller cars are always at fault...

Case Closed.... grin grin grin grin
Of your achievements today, this comes tops? Nsogbu di.
Islam › Re: Sallah: FG Declares Thursday, Friday Public Holidays by slap1(m): 6:06pm On Oct 22, 2012
Rooneyboy: come o, e be like say sallah celebration dey reach almost 7 yearly.
Nwanne, that thing sef!
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 3 by slap1(m): 5:01pm On Oct 22, 2012
toluxa1: Lol, na wa for una ooo. Can't believe you all didn't take note of the date even since he posted it.
Money is involved, bro, who wan look date?
Business › Re: I Picked A Cheque Of Over Half A Million, What Should I Do With It? by slap1(op): 3:51pm On Oct 22, 2012
stagger: Tear the cheque up. Simple and short. Or you go back and drop it where you got it from. I know what is going on in your heart right now, and I can tell you that the road you are hoping you can take will take you into a very dark alley.
Ease off, bro. I'm not what you think! The cheque was signed on Friday, the day I picked it, so I could have cashed it that day, if I want. So my DNA is different from yours, ok?
Adverts › Re: I Want To Sell Ytclass.com For Just N2,000,000 Naira Only by slap1(m): 3:44pm On Oct 22, 2012
ok, what's the site all about?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Happy Birthday Arsene Wenger by slap1(m): 3:40pm On Oct 22, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THE BESTEST COACH IN THE WORLD, THE FOOTBALL GURU, THE PROPHET OF FOOTBALL, THE CHIEF COSMETICIAN OF EPL. . . ARSENE WENGER! Gunnerz 4 life!
Business › Re: I Picked A Cheque Of Over Half A Million, What Should I Do With It? by slap1(op): 3:35pm On Oct 21, 2012
redsun: Why cant it be reissued to the person if it is reported missing?
You never know, that's why I'm more inclined to going to the bank.
Business › I Picked A Cheque Of Over Half A Million, What Should I Do With It? by slap1(op): 3:19pm On Oct 21, 2012
Sorry for posting this on the wrong section, my intent is to get quick response and wide publicity.
Two days ago (Friday), I picked a crossed cheque of N550,000, issued by a company to someone. And before you all start calling me names, I seek advice for the following reasons:
1. The cheque was issued by a company, and I'm not sure if it can be re-issued to the person.
2. The level of illiteracy-motivated actions here (Aba) is alarming, if I report to the bank or police, it could take an odd twist. I'm not ready for that.
3. If I decide to keep it, someone could be loosing some huge money.
So, what should I do?
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Another UNIPORT Student, Ex-corps Member by slap1(m): 10:29am On Oct 20, 2012
ignis: Please say only what you are sure about and leave the ones you don't know.
You and 'Berem' should learn to read between the lines before you reply, ok? ''. . .Were the Aluu 4 not cultists/robbers before they turned innocent?" Examine it in relation to the post I quoted, if you can, and tell me how it means that I accused the Aluu 4 of being cultists/robbers.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic To Tie The Knot...it Has Been Difficult Getting The Right Man by slap1(m): 7:06am On Oct 20, 2012
Where's the Funke Akindele story? I wanna read it!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Another UNIPORT Student, Ex-corps Member by slap1(m): 6:59am On Oct 20, 2012
Digriz: The guys that opened fire on them must hv bn trailing them, which might hv prompted the students to drive recklessly inorder to beat them. RIP
Seems unlikely, unless they weren't aware. If they were, they wouldn't have argued with the shop owner.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Another UNIPORT Student, Ex-corps Member by slap1(m): 6:49am On Oct 20, 2012
berem: Na wa o! Wetin pesin wan talk for this case now? Too bad they were drunk and decided to drive.RIP to them anyway. embarassed
Don't always believe these blind eye witnesses. Were the ALUU 4 not cultists/robbers before they turned innocent? I pity the corper most. The others should have gone home since the school is not in session. RIP to them.
Health › Re: Woman Loses Hands And Legs To Illegal Butt Injection by slap1(m): 5:10am On Oct 19, 2012
Them dey chop nyash?
Politics › Re: Orji Kalu Loan Scheme For Nigerians In Congo More Pictures by slap1(m): 4:15pm On Oct 18, 2012
Good move. Better to steal and give change than to eat Aboki and the cow.
Phones › Re: Phone App For The Adulterer, Makes Lover's Texts Disapear! by slap1(m): 1:39am On Oct 16, 2012
I can only want this app out of curiosity, to know how it works. If I'm silly enough to cheat on my wife, I don't need an app to help me do it. . .and this app was developed by a police officer? Ok o.
Crime › Re: Police: Why We Couldn't Save The Aluu 4 by slap1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 15, 2012
I don't think the murderers will be caught.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri, 10 Killed by slap1(m): 5:18pm On Oct 15, 2012
Shame on the silly cowards, why not take their little war beyond the north?
RIP to the dead.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pst. Chris Ojigbani: Courtship Before Marriage Is A Waste Of Time by slap1(m): 3:29pm On Oct 15, 2012
I think it's not a total waste of time. Since change is constant, we can say that courtship does not present the platform to know everything about a partner.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by slap1(m): 11:07am On Oct 14, 2012
I surf the net or I wait till I give my offering, and then go home. I don't like sleeping, I rather go outside the church for a short walk.

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