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 Crime › Re: Policemen Shoot Robbed Banker, Security Guard In Lagos by slap1(m): 7:23am On Nov 12, 2012 |
The 1diot.s were obviously scared sh1tless, guess they were just looking to shoot away their fears. Just when you think you've seen the worst. . . 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Picture Of Our President Addressing An Almost Empty Auditorium. by slap1(m): 7:08am On Nov 12, 2012 |
Is that a rehearsal or the actual address? 1 Like |
| Career › Re: Why I Left Banking For Dangote Truck Drivers Job by slap1(m): 7:01am On Nov 12, 2012 |
From bank to truck driving. Your skin texture go change o, but so will your income, for the good. |
| Education › Re: Nigerian Student Accuses University Of Racism For Witholding His Qualification by slap1(m): 6:48am On Nov 12, 2012 |
@Topic. Shame on Naija, any country rubs sh1tt on our face these days. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Suspected Armed Robber Set Ablaze In Warri, Delta State by slap1(m): 6:40am On Nov 12, 2012 |
PATHETIC! Must we always have the pix? 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill 5 In Gaidam, Yobe State. by slap1(m): 6:19am On Nov 12, 2012 |
REALLY, THERE WAS A COUNTRY. 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Brush After Breakfast, Not Before — Expert by slap1(m): 3:01pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
[quote author=catch_cold]Do not believe everything u see on the internet because it has a quote attached to it. -socretes.[/quote]Socrates? DID HE WITNESS THE INTERNET? 5 Likes |
| Health › Re: Brush After Breakfast, Not Before — Expert by slap1(m): 2:57pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
I can't even swallow anything in the morning till I brush my teeth. 3 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome Defends Tonto Dike: Until Ya'll Drop Your Songs Shut-up by slap1(m): 12:40pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Lol. The guy is without a (job) record label and is drifting into oblivion. He's tired of beefing his betters, now he's slurping Tonto's watery poo! |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Cant Ban Okada For He Belongs To The Working-Class, by slap1(m): 12:30pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
It's ok that you don't deem it proper to ban okada, but saying that you belong to the working class is bullsh!t, just being politically correct. |
| Culture › Re: Caribbean Indigenes Speak Igbo & Yoruba Languages by slap1(m): 12:23pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
duni04: LOL...U actually wasted 2 minutes of your life posting this just to ask if I'm ok?And your answer was NO. Take corrections, dude. |
| Politics › Re: Today Is Nuhu Ribadu's Birthday. Your Wish Or Advice To Him. by slap1(m): 9:02am On Nov 11, 2012 |
^^ Yaba left! |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your Top Five Comedy Movies? by slap1(m): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2012 |
1. 3 I.diots(Indian film) 2. My wife and kids 3. Mr. Bean 4. Shaolin soccer 5. etc |
| Politics › Re: Today Is Nuhu Ribadu's Birthday. Your Wish Or Advice To Him. by slap1(m): 8:49am On Nov 11, 2012 |
oojjaayy: It is a pitiiable dizmal bizmal and it is regretably lugubrious dt dis nation dnt evn knw d gud ppl wen dey see dem. Nuhu or nunu wz just a remote being controlled by d man behind d scene. My advice,he should go and sit down and stop exposing hiz weakness. Cos nufin gud will ever cm out of nazarethWHAT NONSENSE IS THIS? What are you trying to save with these irritating abbreviations? Time, space, money or data bundle? Haba! |
| Education › Re: 2,000 Fake Teachers Uncovered In Kaduna Public Schools by slap1(m): 8:18am On Nov 11, 2012 |
I hope there is another road or bush map to replace them because the ratio of students/pupils to teachers is heavily tilted towards the students, which is detrimental to classroom control and educational objectives. |
| Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Fought by slap1(m): 6:50pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Super1759: TomorrowU don give your ATM card PIN to your family? 4 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Fought by slap1(m): 6:49pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Super1759: Tomorrow 4 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Fought by slap1(m): 6:47pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Over fifteen years, I'm sure. Can't even recall whatever happend. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham 3 - 3 On 10th November 2012 by slap1(m): 12:58pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
I love Andrey Arshavin. At 31, he's faster and better than Ramsey and Gervinho. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham 3 - 3 On 10th November 2012 by slap1(m): 11:19am On Nov 10, 2012 |
Justicemy: does ones no be xcuse pikin wen go die go die, arsenal wil loseAND YOUR LIFE WOULD BE BETTER? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham 3 - 3 On 10th November 2012 by slap1(m): 10:21am On Nov 10, 2012 |
We don't just need to win this game. For the sake of our confidence, we need from 3 goals up. COYG! |
| Education › Re: JAMB To Release Results 30 Minutes After Exams by slap1(m): 9:17am On Nov 10, 2012 |
a1solution: Jamb is moving forward Like Gov Fashola of Lagos state which is always ahead of others. Assuming we have people in federal govt thinking forward like this, Nigeria would have been ahead of other African countries. I love positive changes like this. I believe one day American citizens would beging to come to Nigeria for schooling. If you believe me press like button.Where is the 'unlike button' when you need it? WHICH NIGERIA? 3 Likes |
| Education › Re: JAMB To Release Results 30 Minutes After Exams by slap1(m): 9:13am On Nov 10, 2012 |
GOOD IDEA, WRONG COUNTRY, POOR TIMING. |
| Politics › Re: Would Nigeria Have Been Better With Only One Tribe And Religion? by slap1(m): 9:06am On Nov 10, 2012 |
adonisyung: Ë.gNa Laila Ikeji go do that amebo for you, I no fit. |
| Politics › Re: Would Nigeria Have Been Better With Only One Tribe And Religion? by slap1(m): 8:20am On Nov 10, 2012 |
DEPENDS ON THE TRIBE AND RELIGION. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: CIA Director Resigns Over Extramarital Affair by slap1(m): 8:17am On Nov 10, 2012 |
BECAUSE OF 'ORDINARY AFFAIR'? Lol. Thumbs up, man! |
| Family › Re: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by slap1(m): 9:14pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Make a mountain out of a molehill? You didn't imply that??! Okay let's look at again. . . Potential Wife Rap/ist - I am going to ra/pe her until her hole hurts. You - We are talking about your SPOUSE dude not the spinster next door. . . . Color me confused but what else can be implied from this?  A better response would be the condemnation of ra/pe all together but hey, I totally understand the whole different strokes for different folks thingy. For most - ALL ra/pe Bad! For some - Wife Ra/pe a No No. Spinster next door Rape until her hole hurts - Have a field day! Got it!![/quote]I get your point. I don't support ra)pe, I guess I just used some incongrous words. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by slap1(m): 8:27pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Ah yes because it is okay to ra/pe "the spinster next door until her hole hurts" Fine, upstanding set of guys we got here!!! [/quote]Don't make a mountain out of a mole-hill, you know I didn't even imply that. Do you treat your hubby like the guy next door? |
| Family › Re: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by slap1(m): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Suigenerisshegs: I will rape her savagely..if her hole hurts 4 days,she will quit drinkingWe're talking of your SPOUSE, dude, and not the spinster next door! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by slap1(m): 6:21pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
DJDOLA: I don't no how 2 post dis on front page here is another jungle justice 2 men and women burnt 2 death by angry mob..http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/cfs-ak-prn1/v/608710/278/10151253873252463_31213.mp4?oh=335de32326a8560e183686a5aPost it anyhow. Crappier topics have made it to the front page; yours should easily glide over. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by slap1(m): 6:09pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Carry her into the bathroom, UnCloth and bath, then carry her to the bed to sleep. The next morning, I'll put P-Square's Where Were You Last Night? on the CD Player for her. 13 Likes |
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