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Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Acquires Newswatch ! by slap1(m): 7:54am On May 06, 2011
ode remo:
jokes apart, that newspaper lost me completely when dele died and we were fed all sort of lies whereas the truth was buried by those respected jono.
Which truth might you be talking about? Educate me, please.
Technology Market › Re: Nokia N96 Dstv Phone 4 Sale 20k Call 08090767787 by slap1(m): 7:42am On May 06, 2011
@op. Where is ur location? Is that the last price?
Technology Market › Re: Mobile Phones Prices Database by slap1(m): 7:37am On May 06, 2011
Guys how much is a Nokia C5, new and fairly used?
Politics › Re: I Tricked Owerri Zone - Rochas by slap1(m): 7:18am On May 06, 2011
Rochas will win Imo State. End of story.
Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Acquires Newswatch ! by slap1(m): 7:08am On May 06, 2011
ode remo:
@jairu, dony make me laugh this early morning, social what?
Haha, you too. Jai what?
Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Acquires Newswatch ! by slap1(m): 7:03am On May 06, 2011
Jarus:
Socially responsibly, I will ok the acquisition, to save a dying legacy, and people. But knowing Jimoh Ibrahim, I will say this is the end of Newswatch's objective, investigative, critical journalism.
Same thing I thought. This is the first sad news of the day for me. It's a pity that Newswatch, my best news mag, is winding up like this.
Education › Absu Has Released A Fresh Admission List by slap1(op): 6:33am On May 06, 2011
Go and check yours, you might be lucky. The list was released 48 hours ago. Goodluck.
Nairaland General › Re: The Kobojunkie Menace by slap1(m): 2:15pm On Apr 19, 2011
ROTFLMAO!
Nairaland General › Re: The Kobojunkie Menace by slap1(m): 1:12pm On Apr 19, 2011
I prefer Kobojunkie to Bk/babe97. I do.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 12:41pm On Apr 19, 2011
@ Ola, are you implying that using "I'm humbled . . . " is not right?
Sports › Re: Olubayo Adefemi Dies In A Car Accident by slap1(m): 3:55pm On Apr 18, 2011
RIP. I hate car accidents!
Politics › Re: Am I Requesting Too Much From My Boyfriend? by slap1(m): 8:03am On Apr 18, 2011
Who be this?
Politics › Re: Ahmadinejad In Support Of Buhari by slap1(m): 7:00am On Apr 18, 2011
I won't read all that, dude, it's still early in the morning. Can you possibly highlight the relevant lines?
Politics › Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by slap1(m): 6:42am On Apr 18, 2011
allanohize:
When did every body in Kaduna become CPC members? Please change the title of this topic and stop inciting more hatred. CPC supporters are not CPC members. Secondly, many of those people rioting may have voted ANPP, ACN or other parties. Please be careful how you word your posts.

But, what da Zap is wrong with these guys sef?
Hahahahahaha
Politics › Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by slap1(m): 6:00am On Apr 18, 2011
[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=648907.msg8151984#msg8151984 date=1303102181]The
That is very true my brother. You did a wonderful job telling us what is happening in Aba. How is Aba now my brother?[/quote]Thanks. We have so much peace that I wish we could lend some to our brothers in the north.
Politics › Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by slap1(m): 5:46am On Apr 18, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=648907.msg8151932#msg8151932 date=1303101096]Same thing y'all said about Jos. Try not to jinx yourself.  grin

Internet warriors do not work offline.[/quote]Not quite true, I knew the risk I took to reveal and possibly stop Osisikankwu from pursuing all of us out of Aba, on and offline . . . if you recall.
Politics › Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by slap1(m): 5:37am On Apr 18, 2011
fxtopedia:
Your ignorance is making you to quote me and make a nasty comment,
STOP exposing your ignorance to the PUBLIC.
slap1:
How can you support Buhari and not support violence? How can you like sh.i.t and dislike fart?
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=648907.msg8151906#msg8151906 date=1303100512]Is Buhari urging them to act out?[/quote]I can only say that I'm not sure, not an outright NO. These are his supporters, these are muslims; we all know what they can do and what they've done. I expect Buhari to wade into the matter before shyt hits the fan.
Politics › Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by slap1(m): 5:19am On Apr 18, 2011
fxtopedia:
I support BUHARI-BAKARE but NEVER in support of violence angry
Why klling each other because of electionhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
How can you support Buhari and not support violence? How can you like sh.i.t and dislike fart?
Politics › Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by slap1(m): 5:14am On Apr 18, 2011
But is this not stu.p.idi.ty? Destroying lives and properties in your area because your loser brother did not win the election? Why not come to Aba, Anambra or Imo, where he got less vote and try to kill a fly, since you guys voted for him? Well, the Hausas here in Aba had better start going home. . .
Politics › Re: The SE (Igbo) Should Be Commended For Supporting GEJ by slap1(m): 3:43pm On Apr 17, 2011
How people expected GEJ to loose beats me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vis Liverpool On The 17th,april,2011 by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Apr 17, 2011
3 points 2 d guns.
Politics › Re: Presidential Election, 16th April, 2011 by slap1(m): 1:20pm On Apr 17, 2011
I think Sagamite has finally found his match in Fstranger.
Education › Re: Why Are Lecturers Like This? by slap1(m): 11:57am On Apr 17, 2011
dragnet:
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mMm. . . .u not satisfied with the one u wrote?
I am. I guessed she meant to correct my sentence, so I want to learn from her.
Education › Re: Do We Still Have Another Professor In English Language, Apart From Prof Soyinka? by slap1(m): 11:50am On Apr 17, 2011
We have hundreds of them: Niyi Osundare, Charles Nnolim, Ernest Emenyonu, Ndubuisi Ike, Joy Eyisi, etc. Use google. Besides, Soyinka is a professor of Comparative Literature, not English.
Education › Re: Whity. by slap1(m): 11:43am On Apr 17, 2011
Musiwa of all people is asking this question! Where your google maps at? Anyway, I think you have to visit the NUC if you are really interested.
Celebrities › Re: Do You Look Like A Celebrity? by slap1(m): 10:22am On Apr 17, 2011
Hmm, I've been told that I look like Theo Walcott, and once, while watching an Arsenal match in a viewing centre, a guy sitting beside me would steal a glance at me now and then when the camera picks Walcott. I should think so too, but the guy is fairer in complexion. . .
Politics › Re: Breaking News:buhari Supporters On Rampage; Killings Going On In Jos And Benue by slap1(m): 9:57am On Apr 17, 2011
[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=648330.msg8145743#msg8145743 date=1303025314]Please be educated about the different ethnic groups in the NORTH as Hausas are not the only the only ethnic group in the NORTH. Least you go down the line of NORTH vs SOUTH - I AM A SOUTHERNER AND I DO NOT SUPPORT UNGUIDED COMMENTS LIKE YOU DID IN YOUR POST.[/quote]You don't have to support my comment for it to be true, but thanks for replying like a sane being. However, I believe the whole story is false. I'm chatting on 2go with my cousin in Bukuru, Jos, she said nothing like that is happening.
Politics › Re: Buhari Answers Reporters In HAUSA After Casting Vote! by slap1(m): 7:28am On Apr 17, 2011
^ Okwa ya sef? O di ka obu ihe m ga emewezi ugbu a.
Politics › Re: Our First Lady Has Done It Again by slap1(m): 7:18am On Apr 17, 2011
We have a first lady that has problems with speaking English. Yeah, we all know that. So scrambling to Nairaland with any mistake she makes strikes me as a sign of mischief, if not joblessness.

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