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Education › Re: Uniben, Igbinedion Medical Schools Lose Accreditation by slap1(m): 3:51pm On Dec 07, 2010
chamber2:
close your smelling borokiri mouth and concentrate on the topic.

bingo
So between THIS  post and mine, which is more related to the topic?
Education › Re: Uniben, Igbinedion Medical Schools Lose Accreditation by slap1(m): 1:26pm On Dec 07, 2010
Why? Did they not give them enough bribe or what? So schools like IMSU are ok? I laf in borokiri!
Webmasters › Re: Most Visited Websites In Nigeria, November 2010 by slap1(m): 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2010
[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=563521.msg7287248#msg7287248 date=1291721555]really? ok, swear to God? angry[/quote]Mr. Virus, u no dey rest?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Arrested In London by slap1(m): 1:13pm On Dec 07, 2010
Are they pursuing justice or they're just after their pound of flesh?
Romance › Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 12:49pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ Lemme go try dis now. ** where's my wallet?**
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by slap1(op): 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2010
M M M:
slap1 no matter how u look whether fine or ugly just make sure u have MONEY.
You don't need to tell me. You can loose money chasing women, but you can't loose women chasing money.
Webmasters › Re: Most Visited Websites In Nigeria, November 2010 by slap1(m): 12:28pm On Dec 07, 2010
Which Nigerian website do they want us to visit before?
Romance › Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 10:06am On Dec 07, 2010
moonraker:
funny enough, the poster would have fallen for it!!!!
Or maybe she fell but the guy nor send her.
Romance › Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 9:44am On Dec 07, 2010
MzDarkSkin:
@SLAP after all you guys do have A purpose, reproduction grin grin
Plus recharge card, Mr. Biggs, etc.
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by slap1(op): 9:30am On Dec 07, 2010
NnamdiN:
not me, the older ones are my fetish. I love it wen I tell my guys "that one over there is 3yrs older and she was IN MY HOUSE yesterday". The thing dey swell my head ehn
Na wa o. Beware of congealed blood
Romance › Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 8:36am On Dec 07, 2010
That is not enuf reason to say men are useless. Don't you have a brother, a bf or a father?
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by slap1(op): 8:11am On Dec 07, 2010
MzWumi:
I am the eldest of 4 girls and I look the youngest.
I'm the eldest in a family of five (3 boy and 2 girls). Last month I went settle some school stuff for our last born, the school proprietor asked if Ifeanyi (d 4th child) was my elder bro. Na wa o, I thought. I laughed and said "No".
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by slap1(op): 8:00am On Dec 07, 2010
NnamdiN:
I look way older than my real age to the extent that telling ppl my real age is a joke to them. They'll always be like "seriously, hw old re u?". I love it that way coz it gets me the big girls that ordinarily wouldn't settle for a younger dude.


If u still want the pot belly, go 4 it.
The big (and intelligent) girls I meet in school are always attracted to me when they know my real age. And I think guys like doing younger girls . . . so I also have them around me.
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by slap1(op): 7:50am On Dec 07, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=563573.msg7285686#msg7285686 date=1291704021]Hmmm, good question. When I was driving to a volleyball game with the girls from my volleyball team, the new girls and I were talking about random stuff them we started asking each other how old we were them I told them I was 20 [at that time, since this is was last semester] and they laughed and said I was lying and that they thought I was 18 or 19.[/quote]Lol, looking younger can be fun sometimes. People get to under-estimate you and you suprize them real good. I went to the bank a while ago and the manager ran into me. "Were you the guy that wanted to pay into his account?" "No, sir". He said. "Oh! I thought as much because I don't think you're up to 17yrs" (I was 20 then!)
Romance › Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by slap1(op): 6:39am On Dec 07, 2010
Plz this is not a silly question, if you think it is. I look much younger than my age and I noticed that most guys of my age look older than me (some are even getting pot-belly). Some of them tease me about my boyish looks, the others say they wish they looked like me. Sometimes I find myself wishing I looked older . . . So which is better, to look older or younger than your real age?
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:48pm On Dec 06, 2010
ola olabiy:
Hmmmmmmmm.

'Severally'. What is the meaning of this word?

'Several times'? No. . . .WRONG!

It means 'separately'.
Good one here, thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: Celebrating Olubusayo Awomolo ( Bawomolo) by slap1(m): 10:26pm On Dec 06, 2010
Education › Re: Lasu Strike - Violent Protest Going On Now by slap1(m): 6:27pm On Dec 06, 2010
Dclique:
Slap. . . If i slap you eh. Which kin question be that?
Lol, you know what these protest turn into in Naija. Besides, the poster said 'violent protest'.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 6:20pm On Dec 06, 2010
stevetboy9:
@BB Eeya sorry o. Stop crying now ha ha ha ha. Busy body= Olofofo Adugbo! Anybody to interprete what she had just writen; she hardly made sense with her post! Mtcheeew
Steve take it easy. You of all people should know how to 'maintain'. The best way to defeat some things you dislike is to ignore them. By the way, I think Busy body was only trying to have fun ( with the wrong person, it now appears), nothing serious.
tigerpaws:
Is it correct to say "You are welcome" or "You are welcomed"?
I say "You're welcome". It's used in the present tense. If you tell me "You're welcomed", I'll ask "When?"
Literature › Re: A Little Poem For The Late Bawomolo by slap1(op): 5:57pm On Dec 06, 2010
ola olabiy:
This is simply brilliant. Waoh! What a style! Good one, Slap1.
Thanks, Mr. Ola. Been a while since I had a literary exercise. I fear my grip on The Word is getting tenuous by the day. Thanks!
Literature › Re: Put Books In The Christmas Hampers by slap1(m): 5:39pm On Dec 06, 2010
Nice idea, bro.
Education › Re: Lasu Strike - Violent Protest Going On Now by slap1(m): 3:38pm On Dec 06, 2010
Upload pics. How violent is the protest? How many people are dead?
Celebrities › Re: Our Planet Is Dieing - Let Us Plant A Tree In Your Name Today! by slap1(m): 3:03pm On Dec 06, 2010
[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=559839.msg7280444#msg7280444 date=1291634821]ermm MJackson. Bro, the reason why our planet is die is coz of the way you spell it:Dieing.

it shul be dying. (no oofeinse) angry
[/quote]Now I really must laugh!

Politics › Re: Nigeria To sell 3 Presidential Jets by slap1(m): 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2010
disreason:
What has that got to do with us
Start arranging money to buy one. Xmas is around the corner.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To sell 3 Presidential Jets by slap1(m): 11:59am On Dec 06, 2010
Owuite?
Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slap1(m): 11:55am On Dec 06, 2010
One thing I know is the 'church' won't stand. About two years ago, a similar thing happened in Aba. Angry youths beat them up and destroyed the place. It's now history.
Nairaland General › Re: Celebrating Olubusayo Awomolo ( Bawomolo) by slap1(m): 11:12am On Dec 06, 2010
This is my little way of celebrating this late(?) genius ,
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-562997.0.html#msg7280009
Rest in peace, brother. We miss you greatly, we do.
Literature › A Little Poem For The Late Bawomolo by slap1(op): 10:58am On Dec 06, 2010
please I wrote this in haste -- and in sadness -- so I'm culpable for the error(s).


GONE BEFORE NOON

Never knew I’d be writing this for you my guy
Because I didn’t imagine you’d be leaving this soon.
You left way before noon,
Leaving this putrid low for the sublime high.

Like anti-matter, you were small but powerful,
Talking, writing and thinking as though
Wrinkles grace your brow.
Now you’re gone, God, how painful!

Despite the early exit, you were not unsung.
From the east, south, north and west,
The world sings evenly of your zest
And vivacity … oh! What heart-rending song!

Nairaland, your second home, grieves without ceasing.
We look up to God, our prayers to Him
Is just the same: let this be a dream.
We know it’s for real, but we keep on wishing …

Your fellow Gunners are speechless –
Yesterday a Gunner,
Today a goner –
Life is worthless!

(B)awomolo, till we meet again,
I wish you peace,
I wish you bliss.
(B)awomolo … be without pain.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Is Now Nuclear-sufficient (able To Process Raw Uranium) by slap1(op): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2010
If this madness is not contained these people will start another World War.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Is Now Nuclear-sufficient (able To Process Raw Uranium) by slap1(op): 10:27am On Dec 06, 2010
Lol, ElRazur is now a terrorist.
Politics › Re: Fayose Calls Obj The Father Of All Bastards To His Face! by slap1(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2010
Musiwa what did Obasanjo do to the Yoruba on satelite?
shevchenko:
Talk about biting the finger that fed you,fayose go siddon jare.Politically you are history
The finger that fed him what? Both of them are just condemnable.
Politics › Re: The Roads In Aba. by slap1(m): 10:10am On Dec 06, 2010
^^ Some pictures have been uploaded before. Google them up. I recall posting some myself of the Osisioma park.

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