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chamber2:So between THIS post and mine, which is more related to the topic? |
Why? Did they not give them enough bribe or what? So schools like IMSU are ok? I laf in borokiri! |
[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=563521.msg7287248#msg7287248 date=1291721555]really? ok, swear to God? [/quote]Mr. Virus, u no dey rest? |
Are they pursuing justice or they're just after their pound of flesh? |
^^ Lemme go try dis now. ** where's my wallet?** |
M M M:You don't need to tell me. You can loose money chasing women, but you can't loose women chasing money. |
Which Nigerian website do they want us to visit before? |
moonraker:Or maybe she fell but the guy nor send her. |
MzDarkSkin:Plus recharge card, Mr. Biggs, etc. |
NnamdiN:Na wa o. Beware of congealed blood |
That is not enuf reason to say men are useless. Don't you have a brother, a bf or a father? |
MzWumi:I'm the eldest in a family of five (3 boy and 2 girls). Last month I went settle some school stuff for our last born, the school proprietor asked if Ifeanyi (d 4th child) was my elder bro. Na wa o, I thought. I laughed and said "No". |
NnamdiN:The big (and intelligent) girls I meet in school are always attracted to me when they know my real age. And I think guys like doing younger girls . . . so I also have them around me. |
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=563573.msg7285686#msg7285686 date=1291704021]Hmmm, good question. When I was driving to a volleyball game with the girls from my volleyball team, the new girls and I were talking about random stuff them we started asking each other how old we were them I told them I was 20 [at that time, since this is was last semester] and they laughed and said I was lying and that they thought I was 18 or 19.[/quote]Lol, looking younger can be fun sometimes. People get to under-estimate you and you suprize them real good. I went to the bank a while ago and the manager ran into me. "Were you the guy that wanted to pay into his account?" "No, sir". He said. "Oh! I thought as much because I don't think you're up to 17yrs" (I was 20 then!) |
Plz this is not a silly question, if you think it is. I look much younger than my age and I noticed that most guys of my age look older than me (some are even getting pot-belly). Some of them tease me about my boyish looks, the others say they wish they looked like me. Sometimes I find myself wishing I looked older . . . So which is better, to look older or younger than your real age? |
ola olabiy:Good one here, thanks. |
Rest in peace www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-562997.0.html |
Dclique:Lol, you know what these protest turn into in Naija. Besides, the poster said 'violent protest'. |
stevetboy9:Steve take it easy. You of all people should know how to 'maintain'. The best way to defeat some things you dislike is to ignore them. By the way, I think Busy body was only trying to have fun ( with the wrong person, it now appears), nothing serious. tigerpaws:I say "You're welcome". It's used in the present tense. If you tell me "You're welcomed", I'll ask "When?" |
ola olabiy:Thanks, Mr. Ola. Been a while since I had a literary exercise. I fear my grip on The Word is getting tenuous by the day. Thanks! |
Nice idea, bro. |
Upload pics. How violent is the protest? How many people are dead? |
[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=559839.msg7280444#msg7280444 date=1291634821]ermm MJackson. Bro, the reason why our planet is die is coz of the way you spell it:Dieing. it shul be dying. (no oofeinse) [/quote]Now I really must laugh!
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disreason:Start arranging money to buy one. Xmas is around the corner. |
Owuite? |
One thing I know is the 'church' won't stand. About two years ago, a similar thing happened in Aba. Angry youths beat them up and destroyed the place. It's now history. |
This is my little way of celebrating this late(?) genius , https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-562997.0.html#msg7280009 Rest in peace, brother. We miss you greatly, we do. |
please I wrote this in haste -- and in sadness -- so I'm culpable for the error(s). GONE BEFORE NOON Never knew I’d be writing this for you my guy Because I didn’t imagine you’d be leaving this soon. You left way before noon, Leaving this putrid low for the sublime high. Like anti-matter, you were small but powerful, Talking, writing and thinking as though Wrinkles grace your brow. Now you’re gone, God, how painful! Despite the early exit, you were not unsung. From the east, south, north and west, The world sings evenly of your zest And vivacity … oh! What heart-rending song! Nairaland, your second home, grieves without ceasing. We look up to God, our prayers to Him Is just the same: let this be a dream. We know it’s for real, but we keep on wishing … Your fellow Gunners are speechless – Yesterday a Gunner, Today a goner – Life is worthless! (B)awomolo, till we meet again, I wish you peace, I wish you bliss. (B)awomolo … be without pain. |
If this madness is not contained these people will start another World War. |
Lol, ElRazur is now a terrorist. |
Musiwa what did Obasanjo do to the Yoruba on satelite? shevchenko:The finger that fed him what? Both of them are just condemnable. |
^^ Some pictures have been uploaded before. Google them up. I recall posting some myself of the Osisioma park. |
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