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Crime › Re: A Nigerian Student Shot And Killed In Us by slap1(m): 2:21pm On Dec 03, 2010
I can't type again. Rest in peace, bro. I hope you find sufficient peace . . . wherever you maybe . . .
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From P-square Birthday Bash by slap1(m): 12:35pm On Dec 03, 2010
^^ you're already sounding and spelling like a dead man . . . it'd be a miracle if you survive the weekend.
Romance › Re: Should I Keep On Giving Money To My Boyfriend? by slap1(m): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2010
If a five month old relationship can have you parting with such money, before a year your salary will be paid directly into his account. Tell him you can't put-up with his institutionalized borrowing any more. Remember Shakepeare's words: "neither a lender nor borrower be . . . "
Romance › Re: Should I Keep On Giving Money To My Boyfriend? by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Dec 03, 2010
Have you heard of "ara nwanyi asaba" before? That is what you are to the guy. Leave the irresponsible, shameless, old bloke before you start borrowing to lend. Be bold, talk to him and let him know your mind.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From P-square Birthday Bash by slap1(m): 9:56am On Dec 03, 2010
virusdacramil:
Mr cork. am really feeling you, love your swagg.
nairaland is gonna miss you if you die. lol
. . . His death is just around the corner, sadly. The ishi azu can go and rest in 'piss'.
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Exposed Without Glasses by slap1(m): 9:48am On Dec 03, 2010
Is that really D'banj? He looks older without glasses . . . and he has 'anya 4:30'.
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Exposed Without Glasses by slap1(m): 9:45am On Dec 03, 2010
[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=561426.msg7263185#msg7263185 date=1291362959]he is IBO. what do u expeeet? angry[/quote]Coconut head, it appears you're the only person that is not IBO in the whole world.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 9:37am On Dec 03, 2010
Odunnu:
I'm seriously grateful to you all.
GS-101 indeed
This siggy of yours contradicts . . .
Politics › Re: 2011: Atiku Unfolds Five-point Agenda ! by slap1(m): 7:32am On Dec 03, 2010
From 7 to 5-point agenda, the true agenda is gradually coming out, i.e to loot Nigeria blind! Skip the agenda phase and get down business abeg.
Education › Re: Nigerian Female Students To Strip On D Street? by slap1(m): 7:19am On Dec 03, 2010
I hope the nude show gets wide media coverage.
Romance › Re: Faces Of Nairaland Romance Section Members by slap1(m): 12:18am On Dec 03, 2010
Where are my fyne guys and gals . . . ? Show ur pics na!
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:40pm On Dec 02, 2010
ola olabiy:
POSER.

It is very imperative that these new facts . . . . . . taken into consideration.

1. Are

2. Be


Really tough wink wink
Be . . . I go with Ferdiii on the rest.
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Boy Stares At A Girl From A Balcony by slap1(m): 9:38pm On Dec 02, 2010
Could be you were smelling of bongafish and he so badly wanted to be around you to adore your beauty, so he went up the balcony to start from where he stopped.
Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by slap1(m): 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2010
190:
[color=deeppink]Tot there used to be about 10 from which there is a general election

Thats how it used 2 be done during the years of dobosky!!

there are alot of great posters out here!

Dobodobo!
170
slap1
brownteeth
tink_sh
ivynwa
tpia@ ( how did i ever include her name)
Odum/Odunu
Ganja Goongles with her yoruba Band
omolola
Hoompa Loompa ms.eve and her terror squad
Roki-babe (a-tu)

Just to mention a few![/color]
so I'm a great poster, lol. I hope 190 is not drunk  grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: One Thing You Cannot Tolerate In A Relationship by slap1(m): 4:25pm On Dec 02, 2010
mobby4ever:
Bad breath!
lies
BUY HIM CHEWING GUM FOR BAD BREATH.
Christianity Etc › Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by slap1(op): 8:13pm On Dec 01, 2010
^ You're joking, right?
Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by slap1(m): 8:00pm On Dec 01, 2010
Mr. Cork!
Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu Emerges Education Section Poster Of The Year -2010 by slap1(m): 7:49pm On Dec 01, 2010
Ola Olabiy, without a particle of doubt!
Politics › Re: Did Anyone See Sanusi & Aganga On Tv Answering Furious Senators? by slap1(m): 7:12pm On Dec 01, 2010
The fact is majority of them won't understand even after the explaination. Five minutes of reeling out economic statistics would have them sleeping blissfully. No wonder that Omisore fart said they were not ready to listen to Sanusi. Buncha misfits waiting for the end of the month.
Politics › Re: Why Does A Country Needs To Borrow When She Can Easily Print More? by slap1(m): 6:31pm On Dec 01, 2010
T9ksy:
Quote from: newgroom Posted on: Today at 04:41:22 PM
Intelligent answers, ke? To an infantile question!!
What an oxymoron!!!
You contributed nothing to this wonderful thread. If you have nothing to say, why not shut up and learn?
Phones › Re: Airtel Nigeria Drop Calls To N12 by slap1(m): 5:14pm On Dec 01, 2010
Long prologue . . . let the main story begin!
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: We Were Not Bribed (It Was Transport Money) by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Dec 01, 2010
dappssee:
Even if they were invited, the government has no right to dip its hands in tax payers' monies as settlement for its visitors' transportation.

Nobody calls a bribe a 'bribe'. It will come under different guises from allowances to fees.
You clearly are ignorant of what you wrote. Even churches dip their hands into tithe payers' money to effect the hospitality of visiting priests, seminarians and ordinands, etc.
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: We Were Not Bribed (It Was Transport Money) by slap1(m): 1:19pm On Dec 01, 2010
oyb:
mr man, stop trying to be smart - are sng government employees?

what official business were they in abuja for?

i wonder what sort of organization you work in, in which people are given cash / not cheques without tendering expense/travel reports

you do sound like you're in the fg though - sounds like something our lawmakers would do

do you realize how ridiculous your claims are?
What is your definition of "official business" and were you implying that a cheque should have been offered the group for their fare? And they should have tendered what? . . . Travel report? Whatever are you talking about, sir?
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: We Were Not Bribed (It Was Transport Money) by slap1(m): 1:02pm On Dec 01, 2010
Sahara Deserters write both when they are drunk and when they are sober so I'm not suprized. And for the blindly anti-GEJs, $50,000 is too small to bribe a group like the SNG.
Politics › Re: Ibadan Is 100million Kano 1 millon by slap1(m): 8:25pm On Nov 30, 2010
Fake Becomrich. Clearly missing some letters and words to look genuine.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 6:40pm On Nov 30, 2010
Bravo to Mr. Ola!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: First 'Clasico' Barcelona Vs Real Madrid On Monday, November 29th,2010 by slap1(m): 6:37am On Nov 30, 2010
all talk and no action makes the special one a special goat!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: First 'Clasico' Barcelona Vs Real Madrid On Monday, November 29th,2010 by slap1(m): 6:22am On Nov 30, 2010
EL CLASSICO! . . . I dey laugh!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: First 'Clasico' Barcelona Vs Real Madrid On Monday, November 29th,2010 by slap1(m): 9:59pm On Nov 29, 2010
José, you don't play footie on the pages of newspaper.
Romance › Re: Ladies Which One Will You Go For? by slap1(m): 8:50pm On Nov 29, 2010
I will go for peace of se x.

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