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The women nko? The smell from their USB ports are anti-deodorant. And the grimy sweat from their armpits inevitably draws more maps on their dresses than Google and Becomrich's effort put together.

Metal Gong, OGENE DIKE, A NA M EKELE O!

Atufuo nkirinka nkata, ubochi a ga achu aja ruo, a ga chowa ya.

Osisikankwu, the kidnap kingpin in Aba, goes about in the day, untouched. Unpertubed. He even drops high profile hostages with his SUV after payment. T.A Orji cannot feign ignorance of his existence. As he folds his hands and watches calamity befall innocent creatures of God, I hope God pays him back with his own coin.

M Cork:
Is Jonata Goodlucjk IBO, then why does he keep Wearing that IBO Cowboy hat? (no ofeinse)

Silly you. What brings you here?Berra go back to the Romance and Celebrity section and talk your gibberish.

He was among those kidnapped last Friday at the Timber market. The ransom couldn't be rounded up on time. Few minutes ago we heard he was among some men shot at Fly-Over Junction. We went to confirm. It was true. My heart goes out to his industrous wife. . .only God knows why he had to die a violent death.

Hmm. . .this is a novelty in Naija. Hope there isn't more to this.

bawomolo:
becomesane?

Lol, probably.

Beaf:
NL BEWARE!!!!!

Becomerich has been known to hold complete conversations with himself, using two or more of the following alliases;

[list]
[li]Becomerich(add serial number here) [/li]
[li]Bashali[/li]
[li]Complove[/li]
[li]Eguofor[/li]
[li]NigeriaUnity[/li]
[li]southunity[/li]
[li]. . .And a host of others I may not know[/li]
[/list]

Kolomental.

I will miss him, if true. But I think he has finally decided to check in a rehab, which is good for him. Alternatively he will come with a new username.

^Onye obula na édé Igbo kwesiri ibu nwanne anyi, kama aghotakwaghi m nke bu "We".

kabukabu:
Nigerian Idiocy at its best.

Lets see who is left handed,

Don't be too silly!

Lol @ Seun's penchant for sarcasm. What a calamity indeed!  Your son was made that way. You didn't make him; you only gave birth to him. So why nursing the ambition of re-making what you didn't make?

No one is born a cheat. So since it's picked up, it can be dropped.

Don't know what it is with flood this year. Pakistani was worst hit. May God console them all. Amen!

^^Kudos, Becomrich. This is one of those rare ocassions where you make sense. . .

What has IBB done?

Nothing, since you're a denizen of Jupiter.

Sam Milla:
IBB should go and rest. I am already designing a placard to carry in protest if he wins the election.

I believe millions of Nigerians are doing the same.

. . .which is not gonna happen.

He has already started playing politics with his workers' 'salary', rotflmao.

let the guy come on t.v. Simple.

Biko amaghim ma udi thread-ia odikwa ebe a. Ka osina di, o ga amasi m ma anyi bido juritawa onwe anyi gwam gwam gwam Igbo ka anyi hapu ichefucha ndi nke di anyi n'isi. . . . Gwam gwam gwam, gwam ihe kuuru miri la n'elu?

Onye gburu dibia na agworo ya ogwu, ndi n'aku ya nshì agwula? Ututu oma nu, Igbo zuru uwa nile!

The party needs your N10million nomination fee to help with the election rigging. After October 23, you'll see what a fo*l you have been.

www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201009163355432 What is so spectacular about this city's NURTW that will always lead to this?

Season of Joy. . .