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Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 1:26pm On Sep 17, 2010
Adikwam nwayo na mmadu o ! Ebi m n'Aba ma na abu m nwa afo Imo State. Ejighi igodo agbachi profaili. Onye m nyoro, ya nyogwara. Onye m nyere banana o nara m, o bùrù ya.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 1:10pm On Sep 17, 2010
Odunnu:
she's in very gud hands now. Kant u c how healthy she looks?
Thnx 4d kia.
@Topic,i'm stil laffing @comments oo!
God bless and keep her soul. I'm downloading her pic, hope I don't get sued?!
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 1:06pm On Sep 17, 2010
Ileke-Idi is the type that spend her school fees on a guy, jumping that she's in luv only to be dumped like a bad habit. Potu calin ketu blacki.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 12:58pm On Sep 17, 2010
MOBO444:
Ileke_Idi, Odunnu, Queeneve and inked_nerd you ladies are disgusting, is this your cheap way of scoring some points here on NL Romance and protect the status quo of female equality, try something else as your silly post is not working.
leave Odunnu out, abeg.@Ileke-Idi, u should hide ur face in shame, using the word pri(k, quite infra dig.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 12:44pm On Sep 17, 2010
Odunnu:
She's a she,I saw her and kudnt help bt take her pix. You wont believe me if I tel u her parents rejectd her.
Ma hrt skipd a beat at the bolded, really. Though I'm still a student, I wouldn't think twice about taking in such a precious creation. Where's she?
Politics › Re: Becomerich Bows Out Of NL by slap1(m): 12:28pm On Sep 17, 2010
Becomrich posted today. I asked why he came back so soon he said IBB is sick because of his broken leg and he has come back to save Nigeria! I thanked him for coming back to save Nigeria.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 12:18pm On Sep 17, 2010
^Thanks to God, at least I'm free for now. Say me high to the kid in ur profile. She(he)'s worth the whole eight words: c-u-t-i-e p-i-e, and more.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 12:01pm On Sep 17, 2010
johnterry4:
[size=13pt]someone should invite mobo 444 and mr cork to finish off this ileke idi.ileke idi,if u dont like men`s natural smell,too bad for u but can u compare it to dat pungent smell from your gutter aka punanie[/size]
Mr. Cork has nothing to do with Ileke. She is not light skin, she can't cook and "clen" and probably "gots no nyansh". Plus she has body odour. . .
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 11:55am On Sep 17, 2010
^^^SIGHS LOUDLY, (see we got a snotty nosed child roaming free)
Jeez!!! U know every disgusting, cringe-worthy word there is . . .But since u said u are married, I won't trade unpleasant words with you anymore. No, not the done thing for me. but don't think it's a surrender
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 11:45am On Sep 17, 2010
Odunnu:
ROFLMAO!!
wht group hijacked ths thread?
How's work? Hope you weren't late?
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 11:41am On Sep 17, 2010
^Just what I was hoping to see. Ileke omo Ekiti, you should have used the word 'some African men'. Generalizing means ur brothers bandy body odours, too.(no ofeince).
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 11:03am On Sep 17, 2010
queeneve:
ooooooOOOHHHHhhhhhhhh LAWWWWD!

You brought back repressed memories POSTER!!! I was in Ghana and I went to the business district to handle some business with come colleagues and LAWD HAVE MURCEEE, I was embraced by the homely smells of STANKAFIED AZZES,

My nostrils went on strike and my bowels were in a uproar,

My husband looked at me and had this look like he was having a seizure and I had to whip out my perfume to mask the funk it was so disgusting that I looked this motherfucca that destroyed my smelling sense,

Til this day I still SMELL THIS MOTHERFUCCA,

It smelt like AZZ, FOOT, MUSTY BALLS, MUSTY UNDERARMS, OLD DIAPERS, AND DEAD RAT ALL IN ONE!!!
You're an expert in odour? How come u know the sum of all these? Do u work in a mortuary, or have u actully emitted these smells at a point in time?
Romance › Re: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by slap1(m): 10:56am On Sep 17, 2010
@Uju, was that the only thing you saw? And since I'm "justifying" infidelity, what is the bottomline of my post? Free me jor. . .
Politics › Re: I Never Investigated Patience Jonathan---------ribadu by slap1(m): 10:50am On Sep 17, 2010
^ nice line.
Politics › Re: I Never Investigated Patience Jonathan---------ribadu by slap1(m): 10:46am On Sep 17, 2010
Mikeansy and co, what else will you cook up against GEJ? Be fast, we are hungry, ready to devour it.
Politics › N70m Bribe: We Cleared Jonathan's Wife -- Ribadu. by slap1(op): 10:37am On Sep 17, 2010
Politics › Re: Ibadan Road Transport Workers Destroy Properties And Kill Three In Clash by slap1(op): 10:09am On Sep 17, 2010
Long time, wily wily. Bk/babe missed u.
Romance › Re: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by slap1(m): 10:04am On Sep 17, 2010
If u guys are not far from each other and u don't deny him s3x, move on. He has obviously been investing his sem£n in so many holes. It's not easy, dear. Be strong.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 9:56am On Sep 17, 2010
Cute500:
^^^ your silly. its obvious that your exaggerating.

Anyway,i cant stand this too.its terrible. Someone walks past you and next thing,you wanna puke lipsrsealed The moral of the story however, is to have the best personal hygiene. it doesnt hurt to take a proper shower, brush your teeth and tounge, always wear clean clothes,dont recycle dirty clothes,wash them! use anti-perspirant/deodorant, and keep away from excessive animalistic behaviour.
Rotfl. GIRLS TAKE NOTE!
Politics › Re: Just Lost A Good Neighbour To Kidnappers. by slap1(op): 9:50am On Sep 17, 2010
Specialist900:
you sound like you are your families security man (mai guard)
I'm the Big Brother, so I guess you're not entirely wrong, even though I get your drift. . .
Specialist900:
tell me something. So you mean car owners at aba no longer drive in their own cars
depends on what you drive and if you've 'settled' the boys. What a shame.
Celebrities › Re: Jay Z Is Ready To Invest In Arsenal Fc by slap1(m): 8:46am On Sep 17, 2010
Welcome Jay Z. @ all anti Gunners, didn't he see all these clubs before.

Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 8:38am On Sep 17, 2010
Amen! Iseee!
Politics › Re: Fake Sss Report In Ondo State. by slap1(m): 8:06am On Sep 17, 2010
I will get my visa through . Thanks for coming back to save Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Just Lost A Good Neighbour To Kidnappers. by slap1(op): 7:58am On Sep 17, 2010
Relocation is not quite easy, at least not with a father that believes nowhere is safe if God is not with you. For me, I can bade Aba goodbye today, forever! But my siblings are the reason I'm still here, can't leave them. Don't know how they're gonna fare when I get back to school. . .
Politics › Re: Just Lost A Good Neighbour To Kidnappers. by slap1(op): 7:52am On Sep 17, 2010
We can all afford to treat this as a regional issue till it escalates. . .EzeUche was only joking with Chinenye, I think. Even if he wasn't I think there's nothing wrong in trying to point out the particular people responsible for the crime. When Jos was boiling, why not use a centralized word like Hausa, instead of Berom or Jos North?
Politics › Re: Just Lost A Good Neighbour To Kidnappers. by slap1(op): 7:24am On Sep 17, 2010
tpiah:
are all these stories real or exaggerations? huh

just wondering.
I'm making it as subtle as I can. This is a DAILY occurence and I think this is the only way I can make the plights of these people known to the world, since the press can't be ubiquitous. But if u got anybody in Aba, give 'em a call.
Politics › Re: Just Lost A Good Neighbour To Kidnappers. by slap1(op): 7:18am On Sep 17, 2010
FYI, I'm from Umuhu-Ukwu, Atta, in Ikeduru L.G.A of Imo State. My state is among the most peaceful states in Nigeria. So at worst, I can go to our place in Owerri and stay, but my family stays in Aba.
Politics › Re: Fake Sss Report In Ondo State. by slap1(m): 7:11am On Sep 17, 2010
Aww, Becomrich!! Beaf said you were not gonna come to NL again. . .and I'd started arranging to come meet u in Canada. . .
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 7:02am On Sep 17, 2010
@Odunnu. I'll free u now so u don't go late and fall out wit your boss. Safe journey, av a nice, fun-filled day.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 6:58am On Sep 17, 2010
Odunnu:
In other words u agree completely to Ileke's observation[b] but u'l want to add that women smell too?
[/b]
Noted.We'l luk in2 dat.
. . .and if I go to work late cz i'm replyin u,u'l be d nxt kidnap victim in Aba.
NO! They don't smell, TOO. They're the trailblazers, the pace-setters, the defending champions from Adam, the pioneers, the odour merchants, the etc, etc. As a matter of fact we got it from them through . . .u know?
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 6:49am On Sep 17, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=514913.msg6768717#msg6768717 date=1284701978]^^^
loooooooooooool grin
[/quote]Ileke-Idi, Omo Ekiti, u remembered us today. Wait till 190, Cork, etc come on line 2day. Don't run.
Health › Re: African Men And The Stinkingson Syndrome. by slap1(m): 6:46am On Sep 17, 2010
Odunnu:
In other words u agree completely to Ileke's observation but u'l want to add that women smell too?
Noted.We'l luk in2 dat.
. . .and if I go to work late cz i'm replyin u,u'l be d nxt kidnap victim in Aba.
O.K I'm coming to get u at Enugu, or wait for you on your fortnightly visit to P.H.

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