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Crime / Re: Outrage As Nigerian Woman Is Filmed Flogging A Child & Locking Him Up With Dogs by slimdamatrix1(m): 2:58pm On Aug 04, 2019
She needs to be arrested.
This is inhumane!
Phones / Re: Glo Pays N2.6bn Interconnect Debt To MTN by slimdamatrix1(m): 10:07am On Aug 02, 2019
Kiezodumah:
Hi guys !.pls how safe is it to obtain a loan from online loan platforms such as den money ,pay pal etc.. I had commenced the process of filling the form online but I got to a point where I was asked to give my BVN details.At that point I stopped because of fear of my details being hacked on the website by scammers..If anyone here has done such transaction and was safe ,pls kindly signify .Its important.Thanks


Some are real. Some are fake.

These are the ones I use and I know are real.

Branch, paylater (cabon) and fairmoney.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani: You Must Pay Me N2m Before I Can Go On A Date With You by slimdamatrix1(m): 10:18am On Jul 31, 2019
She sounds retarded.

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Music/Radio / Re: Apple's Siri: Davido's Blow My Mind Is Most Popular Song In The World - by slimdamatrix1(m): 10:37pm On Jul 29, 2019
If you believe this, that means you have malaria!

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Career / Re: Frustrated Employee Blasts His Employer For Always Messing With His “small” Sala by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:00am On Jul 28, 2019
Some Nigerian employers are indeed horrible people.

It's so sad.
Celebrities / Re: What US Artistes Charge For Show. by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:32am On Jul 28, 2019
grossintel:
How many US artists charge upto $100k let alone $200k? Then a relatively internationally unknown Nigerian artist is telling us he now charges $277k per show. That's how they'll be lying up and down thinking they're doing us.


Don't mind the clowns

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Is The Richest Nigerian On Instagram, N26 Million Per Post - Hopper HQ by slimdamatrix1(m): 4:41pm On Jul 25, 2019
And so?

Wizkid is still Africa's and Naija's best regardless.

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Sports / Re: Messi Facing Possible Two Year Ban For CONMEBOL Corruption Comments by slimdamatrix1(m): 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2019
Heffalump:
This is very unprofessional of Messi. This Dwarf self undecided


That dwarf is rich enough to buy everything in your life and still have enough money left to waste for the rest of his life.

Smh
Celebrities / Re: "Stop Working For Celebrities Who Don't Pay You" - S3x Therapist, Jaruma by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:08am On Jun 18, 2019
dizon:
This one is just interested in aproko

Where did she lie? angry
Celebrities / Re: "Stop Working For Celebrities Who Don't Pay You" - S3x Therapist, Jaruma by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:08am On Jun 18, 2019
Well said!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Replies IK Ogbonna, Threatens To Expose Him by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:02am On May 02, 2019
Those who live in glass houses, really shouldn't throw stones.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Replies Tonto Dikeh by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:56am On May 02, 2019
Churchill the fraudster angry
Career / Re: Does New Minimum Wage Affect All Salary Earners? by slimdamatrix1(m): 10:13am On Apr 20, 2019
goshen26:



Time for some companies to stylishly add the job of cleaner to the main staff

I was working as electrician in a furniture company in 2017, they were paying me a stipend less than 40k, I threatened to resign not because of the low income but cos they owed salary like kilode. When the chairman get major contract, and its executed, he will fly abroad with his wife.

A times they will carry me home to fix chairman's house electric fault

I told the MD I was going to resign, the MD pleaded "Is it cos of ur salary" I said No

The next day, MD called me on phone cos I did not go to work, that mgt has increase my take home, and has also given more task to supervise cleaners...


I just laughed and asked them to hold their money...


TO GOD BE THE GLORY I NOW WORK WITH A STATE GOVT


Happy for you.
God is faithful

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Sports / Re: Man United fans mock De Gea after Messi's shot slipped under him by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:07am On Apr 17, 2019
Lmao!
These screenshots are hilarious grin
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Is Living Illegally In The US - Kemi Olunloyo by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:26am On Apr 16, 2019
Lmao!

After finishing him, she still wished him a happy birthday grin
Celebrities / Re: Weird MC And Stella Damascus In London (Photo) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:22am On Apr 16, 2019
Where has she been?

Ijoya grin
Politics / Re: Senate To Override President Buhari’s Veto On Two Bills by slimdamatrix1(m): 10:19am On Apr 11, 2019
Nicely done.
Celebrities / Re: Akah Nnani And Claire Idera Wedding Pictures by slimdamatrix1(m): 5:32pm On Apr 08, 2019
freemanbubble:
This he wife slim sha




Slim black girls are too beautiful
My love for slim girls knows no bounds

Their beauty is second to non
Even their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina thereby preventing vagina odour. Which means they are odour free
Their camel is wonderful when they are on leggings
But they are too deep down there
They can accommodate anything that comes in

Tell them to sit on you and they will be very happy and rock you till the end of time


Disgusting pervert!

I hope soon, you get stoned. *spits*
Health / Re: Baby Born In Egypt With Two Heads, One Heart, Two Spines by slimdamatrix1(m): 4:19pm On Apr 08, 2019
deboysben:
Those beast can't survive


They must not be allowed into this world


Lmao. Where are you from?
Romance / Re: Sad-Looking Couple Refused To Open Their Mouths To Kiss At Their Wedding by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:29pm On Apr 08, 2019
Who forced these ones abeg? Lmao!
Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:25pm On Apr 08, 2019
MiddleDimension:
people who live in VI and have to work in Ikoyi; or those who like Linda who works in Lekki phase 1, can get to her office in relatively short time. so...


Well, true. Still, I'm not Lagos material.
Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 12:51pm On Apr 08, 2019
MiddleDimension:
even in Abuja, people still come late for appointment.

have you moved from Gwaggwalada to Giri in recent times, during the day? it is becoming more like Lagos!

the mistake the FG made in Lagos, i.e concentrating things on the island so that every morning everyone will be headed the island way, is what exactly they are making in Abuja.

I understand what you're saying but I live in maitama. Wuse 2 and maitama is the centre of Abuja. So...
Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:15am On Apr 08, 2019
Athena4:
Lol. The problems of Lagos pass transportation.The aggression there is enough to power Nigeria forever if it could be converted to electricity.Abuja is great, not as lively but a good place to settle if you want serenity.The Sun Sha is something else.

I want serenity. I want to be able to have an appointment by 7am and arrive the venue by 6:50 and still be on time.

I am truly not Lagos material.

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Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:14am On Apr 08, 2019
MarianaTrench:


You're not yet ready to make 'real' money!


You have a point. It's just, I need to prepare my body, mind and soul before I can live in Lagos.

At the risk of sounding like a coward, I am truly not ready. sad
Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:12am On Apr 08, 2019
Lules:

the same thing too
I prefer Abuja to Lagos
and in this era of global warming,this reclaiming of Land is somehow,what of water surges,or God forbid something else happens

I honestly have similar fears.
Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:57am On Apr 08, 2019
stupidity:
afraid of what?

Transportation!

The fact that transportation is such a chore, regardless of if you have your own vehicle or not, makes living in Lagos rather hectic.

Oh water too. It is rather strange, that Lagos with all its water, experiences water shortages or sometimes dirty water - even on the island.

Abuja is where my heart is, as long as Nigeria is concerned.

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Properties / Re: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:48am On Apr 08, 2019
I'm afraid I'm still frightened at the thought of actually living in Lagos, island or not.

I can only visit, tops - "two weeks and I'm out.

Kudos to those living in Lagos.

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Has Worn A Slippers 4 Times - Instagram Follower by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:46am On Apr 08, 2019
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This photo you used is that of a sick child.

Please stop it.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Allegations He Charges 100K To Play Artiste's Music by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:44am On Apr 08, 2019
Thebwoy:
Rather because if you don't play their song, we tune to another station that plays their songs.


As simple as ABC...
TV/Movies / Re: NTA: An Embarrassment To Nigeria by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:43am On Apr 08, 2019
Hahaha grin
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Preaching, Says "Praising God Is A Lifestyle" (photos) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:41am On Apr 08, 2019
mubeela:
He jumped out of a moving vehicle grin


Could have been part of his exercise routine.
I mean Chinese people do this all the time and nobody jumps about it. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Cries On Seeing Patoranking In Sierra Leone by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:40am On Apr 08, 2019
GerraMeh74:
Patoranking sef Na celebrity? grin


Yes he is.

When you stop looking down on people, maybe - just maybe others will start valuing your existence as well.

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