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Food / Re: Abia Corper Wraps Her Spoon With A Nylon Before Eating With It by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:37am On Apr 08, 2019
Maryclaire1:
Is that place an eatery or buka undecided





Don't mind her. Like if she can afford to eat there, she might as well just use her hand and eat rice angry
Food / Re: Abia Corper Wraps Her Spoon With A Nylon Before Eating With It by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:35am On Apr 08, 2019
Abeg.

Wasted education. So common sense didn't alert her of the fact that once that spoon is washed with soap, it is as clean as new?

Village girl forming posh angry
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Preaching, Says "Praising God Is A Lifestyle" (photos) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:34am On Apr 08, 2019
Unlimitk:
See his pot belly like that of flat heads

What did he ever do to you?

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Preaching, Says "Praising God Is A Lifestyle" (photos) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:33am On Apr 08, 2019
Dino my nigga cheesy

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Business / Re: Woman Saves One Million Naira In Piggy Bank by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:09am On Apr 08, 2019
Well disciplined.

Nice results.

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Photoshopped To Wrestler, Yokozuna. She Reacts by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:07am On Apr 08, 2019
Hehe. She has a sense of humour.

I am such a fan. smiley

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Business / Re: POS Transaction Failures Threaten Cashless Policy by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:06am On Apr 08, 2019
Exactly, so I went to maitama stores which is on my street and they have 3 POS machines. Guess what? All three failed to work, after some minutes I asked the guy to try the third again and it worked.

Nigeria is not in the right place for this so called cashless society agenda, I'm sorry.

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Education / Re: “I Am In The Bus” Or “I Am On The Bus”: Which Is Correct? by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:55am On Apr 08, 2019
Op, both are correct, depending on the situation at hand.


You're welcome
Culture / Re: Bode Thomas: How Nigerian Lawyer Died Mysteriously After Insulting Alaafin by slimdamatrix1(m): 6:38pm On Apr 06, 2019
Scary! Is this story real? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Celebrates His 3.7 Million Instagram Followers With Cute Photo by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:15pm On Apr 05, 2019
EbukaHades10:
Progressing with followers? If that is progressing, I dodge am


Yes, also progressing with followers.
Brands, companies etc will pay him nothing less than 100k (minimum) to advertise their products on his Instagram page.

Do a research.

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Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2019
Most expensive divorce settlement ever.
Celebrities / Re: Is Wizkid The Cause Of Victoria Kimani, Tiwa Savage & Seyi Shay Beef? by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2019
Hahaha funny
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Looks Radiant In Native Outfit by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2019
How is this news?
Who cares? undecided

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Crime / Re: How Landlady Killed My Husband With Juju - Widow by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2019
Smh


Only God can save
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Begins The #PayYourDebtChallenge As She Pays 5 People's Debts by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:03pm On Apr 02, 2019
I don't believe her.

It is possible she tore five leaflets and wrote for publicity sake.

angry

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Education / Re: Stephanie Idolor Who Recorded Success Spotted At NYSC Camp by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:06am On Apr 01, 2019
Ha. Her eyebrows sha lipsrsealed undecided
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Introduce New Taxes To Increase Revenue – Minister by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:00am On Apr 01, 2019
alphaNomega:
Nigeria generates enough revenue already. Cut down the cost of governance!


Don't mind the fools
Romance / Re: Check Out Our Wedding Pictures by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:59am On Apr 01, 2019
Nice couple!

Happy married life

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Phones / Re: Nigerians Spend N767billion On Calls, Data, SMS In 3 Months by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:25am On Mar 28, 2019
ignis:
I am very guilty of spending lots of money on airtime.


In fact I spend 70% of my salary on airtime.


If it keeps you sane, then trust me - it is worth it.
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson & Daughter Featured In Grimsby Telegraph, Baby Daddy UK Newspaper by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:21am On Mar 28, 2019
Like anyone actually buys the newspaper grin

Lmao!
Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Africa's Number 1 Artiste' - Davido Replies Fan by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:19am On Mar 28, 2019
Iamicekid:


Lol he has the highest number of international awards bro, google is your friend I meant the total awards he has globally he has more than all African artist... so say no more


Davido? Is that you bro? lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Tboss And Uti Nwachukwu Set To Wed! - SDK by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:55pm On Mar 27, 2019
rOsy247:
Does uti have private jet?

By the way op which one is "are pregnant", is uti pregnant as well?

Its correct. Meaning they both own the pregnancy - obviously his seed and her womb.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Blasted For Stripping To Her Panties On Instagram by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:53pm On Mar 27, 2019
Lmao @anyhow human being grin
Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Africa's Number 1 Artiste' - Davido Replies Fan by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:50pm On Mar 27, 2019
Iamicekid:


With that frog voice he is the only artist that has the highest number of award in Africa even tho your wizkid use one yr blow before him ooo, if alone has a total of 10M sold legitly that’s outside the sores of 9ja ooo and what about fall, ur star boy ft drake and all he can sell was 200k the numbers are there go check am out and then decide who the best in Africa is

I don't count African awards as awards. Sorry undecided
Celebrities / Re: I Have Not Had Sex In 12 Months – Yvonne Nelson by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:48pm On Mar 27, 2019
How would you have sex in peace after snatching someone's husband.

Witch!
Crime / Re: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:46pm On Mar 27, 2019
Useless doctor.

Its in cases like this that I enjoy Sharia law.

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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada Calls Out OAP Dotun For Mocking Her, he replis by slimdamatrix1(m): 2:57pm On Mar 26, 2019
ShawttySoFyne:
stop pretending to be what you're not and you won't get mocked


Finish!
Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Africa's Number 1 Artiste' - Davido Replies Fan by slimdamatrix1(m): 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2019
Iamicekid:
Overrated or not, froggy voice or not, na him be number 1, na him dey break record wey ur so call starboy has never done before, na him dey represents Africa

I won't be shocked if you're just another frog.

Anyone who thinks Davido is musically better than Wizkid, is a deluded MOFO!

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Crime / Re: Chicken Thief Stripped Unclad, Bound With Chicken And Paraded For Theft by slimdamatrix1(m): 6:49pm On Mar 25, 2019
Shame!
Romance / Re: Men Are Useless Until They Turn 33 - Jennifer Lopez by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:13am On Mar 25, 2019
For a woman who has been married like 5 times?
1, She is either one deluded being or just incredibly stupid.

2, She is in no position to give relationship advice after like 5 failed marriages.

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Politics / Re: I’m A Product Of God’s Special Mercy, Protection - Osinbajo by slimdamatrix1(m): 9:08am On Mar 25, 2019
Scam!!!!
Religion / Re: Apostle Kenneth Kenny Kills A Dog, Eats It Raw In Church And Feeds Members by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:54pm On Mar 21, 2019
This is such a ritual.


Disgusting creep!

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