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CelebritiesRe: Tunde Ednut Is Living Illegally In The US - Kemi Olunloyo by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:26am On Apr 16, 2019
Lmao!

After finishing him, she still wished him a happy birthday grin
CelebritiesRe: Weird MC And Stella Damascus In London (Photo) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:22am On Apr 16, 2019
Where has she been?

Ijoya grin
PoliticsRe: Senate To Override President Buhari’s Veto On Two Bills by slimdamatrix1(m): 10:19am On Apr 11, 2019
Nicely done.
CelebritiesRe: Akah Nnani And Claire Idera Wedding Pictures by slimdamatrix1(m): 5:32pm On Apr 08, 2019
freemanbubble:
This he wife slim sha




Slim black girls are too beautiful
My love for slim girls knows no bounds

Their beauty is second to non
Even their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina thereby preventing vagina odour. Which means they are odour free
Their camel is wonderful when they are on leggings
But they are too deep down there
They can accommodate anything that comes in

Tell them to sit on you and they will be very happy and rock you till the end of time
Disgusting pervert!

I hope soon, you get stoned. *spits*
HealthRe: Baby Born In Egypt With Two Heads, One Heart, Two Spines by slimdamatrix1(m): 4:19pm On Apr 08, 2019
deboysben:
Those beast can't survive


They must not be allowed into this world
Lmao. Where are you from?
RomanceRe: Sad-Looking Couple Refused To Open Their Mouths To Kiss At Their Wedding by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:29pm On Apr 08, 2019
Who forced these ones abeg? Lmao!
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:25pm On Apr 08, 2019
MiddleDimension:
people who live in VI and have to work in Ikoyi; or those who like Linda who works in Lekki phase 1, can get to her office in relatively short time. so...
Well, true. Still, I'm not Lagos material.
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 12:51pm On Apr 08, 2019
MiddleDimension:
even in Abuja, people still come late for appointment.

have you moved from Gwaggwalada to Giri in recent times, during the day? it is becoming more like Lagos!

the mistake the FG made in Lagos, i.e concentrating things on the island so that every morning everyone will be headed the island way, is what exactly they are making in Abuja.
I understand what you're saying but I live in maitama. Wuse 2 and maitama is the centre of Abuja. So...
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:15am On Apr 08, 2019
Athena4:
Lol. The problems of Lagos pass transportation.The aggression there is enough to power Nigeria forever if it could be converted to electricity.Abuja is great, not as lively but a good place to settle if you want serenity.The Sun Sha is something else.
I want serenity. I want to be able to have an appointment by 7am and arrive the venue by 6:50 and still be on time.

I am truly not Lagos material.
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:14am On Apr 08, 2019
MarianaTrench:
You're not yet ready to make 'real' money!
You have a point. It's just, I need to prepare my body, mind and soul before I can live in Lagos.

At the risk of sounding like a coward, I am truly not ready. sad
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 11:12am On Apr 08, 2019
Lules:
the same thing too
I prefer Abuja to Lagos
and in this era of global warming,this reclaiming of Land is somehow,what of water surges,or God forbid something else happens
I honestly have similar fears.
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:57am On Apr 08, 2019
stupidity:
afraid of what?
Transportation!

The fact that transportation is such a chore, regardless of if you have your own vehicle or not, makes living in Lagos rather hectic.

Oh water too. It is rather strange, that Lagos with all its water, experiences water shortages or sometimes dirty water - even on the island.

Abuja is where my heart is, as long as Nigeria is concerned.
PropertiesRe: Is Lagos Island Going Bananas? by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:48am On Apr 08, 2019
I'm afraid I'm still frightened at the thought of actually living in Lagos, island or not.

I can only visit, tops - "two weeks and I'm out.

Kudos to those living in Lagos.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Has Worn A Slippers 4 Times - Instagram Follower by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:46am On Apr 08, 2019
[quote author=oshe11 post=77352102][/quote]This photo you used is that of a sick child.

Please stop it.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Allegations He Charges 100K To Play Artiste's Music by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:44am On Apr 08, 2019
Thebwoy:
Rather because if you don't play their song, we tune to another station that plays their songs.
As simple as ABC...
TV/MoviesRe: NTA: An Embarrassment To Nigeria by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:43am On Apr 08, 2019
Hahaha grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Preaching, Says "Praising God Is A Lifestyle" (photos) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:41am On Apr 08, 2019
mubeela:
He jumped out of a moving vehicle grin
Could have been part of his exercise routine.
I mean Chinese people do this all the time and nobody jumps about it. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Female Fan Cries On Seeing Patoranking In Sierra Leone by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:40am On Apr 08, 2019
GerraMeh74:
Patoranking sef Na celebrity? grin
Yes he is.

When you stop looking down on people, maybe - just maybe others will start valuing your existence as well.
FoodRe: Abia Corper Wraps Her Spoon With A Nylon Before Eating With It by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:37am On Apr 08, 2019
Maryclaire1:
Is that place an eatery or buka undecided
Don't mind her. Like if she can afford to eat there, she might as well just use her hand and eat rice angry
FoodRe: Abia Corper Wraps Her Spoon With A Nylon Before Eating With It by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:35am On Apr 08, 2019
Abeg.

Wasted education. So common sense didn't alert her of the fact that once that spoon is washed with soap, it is as clean as new?

Village girl forming posh angry
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Preaching, Says "Praising God Is A Lifestyle" (photos) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:34am On Apr 08, 2019
Unlimitk:
See his pot belly like that of flat heads
What did he ever do to you? huh
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Preaching, Says "Praising God Is A Lifestyle" (photos) by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:33am On Apr 08, 2019
Dino my nigga cheesy
BusinessRe: Woman Saves One Million Naira In Piggy Bank by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:09am On Apr 08, 2019
Well disciplined.

Nice results.
CelebritiesRe: Teni Photoshopped To Wrestler, Yokozuna. She Reacts by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:07am On Apr 08, 2019
Hehe. She has a sense of humour.

I am such a fan. smiley
BusinessRe: POS Transaction Failures Threaten Cashless Policy by slimdamatrix1(m): 8:06am On Apr 08, 2019
Exactly, so I went to maitama stores which is on my street and they have 3 POS machines. Guess what? All three failed to work, after some minutes I asked the guy to try the third again and it worked.

Nigeria is not in the right place for this so called cashless society agenda, I'm sorry.
EducationRe: “I Am In The Bus” Or “I Am On The Bus”: Which Is Correct? by slimdamatrix1(m): 7:55am On Apr 08, 2019
Op, both are correct, depending on the situation at hand.


You're welcome
CultureRe: Bode Thomas: How Nigerian Lawyer Died Mysteriously After Insulting Alaafin by slimdamatrix1(m): 6:38pm On Apr 06, 2019
Scary! Is this story real? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Celebrates His 3.7 Million Instagram Followers With Cute Photo by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:15pm On Apr 05, 2019
EbukaHades10:
Progressing with followers? If that is progressing, I dodge am
Yes, also progressing with followers.
Brands, companies etc will pay him nothing less than 100k (minimum) to advertise their products on his Instagram page.

Do a research.
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2019
Most expensive divorce settlement ever.
CelebritiesRe: Is Wizkid The Cause Of Victoria Kimani, Tiwa Savage & Seyi Shay Beef? by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2019
Hahaha funny
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Looks Radiant In Native Outfit by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2019
How is this news?
Who cares? undecided
CrimeRe: How Landlady Killed My Husband With Juju - Widow by slimdamatrix1(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2019
Smh


Only God can save

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