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CultureRe: Why Do I Get Phone Calls From Hausa People? by slimjohn2k5: 9:39pm On Apr 24, 2022
You are not alone. They Sabi dial my number as wrong number.
I come go learn small Hausa. I go speak to them to send me 1500 recharge card, them not go call again.
grin grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: Nigerians Warned Against Renting A House In Iyana Oworo, Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 8:53pm On Apr 24, 2022
Bad house and bad landlord
I once had such landlord, he doesn't allow anyone stay up to 2yrs. People were surprised how I stayed 2yrs
HealthRe: Please Help!!! My Toes Are Confusing Me!! by slimjohn2k5: 8:46pm On Apr 24, 2022
Ur shoes too tight
ProgrammingRe: Children And Phone : Can't A Firewalls Software Be Build To Restrict Porn Sites by slimjohn2k5: 7:43pm On Apr 24, 2022
If u block and the influencers at school show them from their own phones or share with them nko.

This days the external influences outweighs the internal one.
PoliticsRe: The Lion Someone Saw In Jos Zoo by slimjohn2k5: 7:33pm On Apr 24, 2022
Economy reach their food.
RomanceRe: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by slimjohn2k5: 8:27pm On Apr 23, 2022
theamazonguru:
Not in all cases. Fear that genda,they can pretend for Africa before they enter. But once they enter, they will begin to show their true color.

My wife never farted for once in my presence while we were dating.
And me, that act dey irritate me like kilode.
Today, my wife mess around the house like person wey dem use mess swear for.

Did I see the red flag ? Definitely not. Because she hid it.

Trust me if she had made the mistake to do it once then, I probably wouldn't have married her.

Me, I am too conscious of that thing. I hate it sounding like bomb,and she is the direct opposite. She loves it going pra, pra , pra pa pa pa paaaaaaaaaaa,pa pa pra pra pra paaaaaaa.

Anyways,it a cross I am grudgingly bearing now.
Na so we dey roll. Lol.
You won't see all but u will see some
Regards your wife, is a sign that she is relaxed around you. You can discuss it with her smiley smiley smiley
FamilyRe: Lady Receives The Shock Of Her Life 3 Years After She Divorced Her Husband by slimjohn2k5:
I know a kid like this. Young and evil minded. I avoid him and his little sister because that boy can say you touch the sister breast or bum bum. He is 7 and the sister is 4
BusinessRe: Withdrawal Is Guaranteed With Zero Investment by slimjohn2k5: 3:41am On Apr 23, 2022
Oga talk here
Na ritual?
RomanceRe: Does Sex Actually Reduce One's Grace And Favor? by slimjohn2k5: 3:38am On Apr 23, 2022
It doesn't, just like giving makes u feel fulfilled
Sex ( fornicating) make u feel less fulfilled.
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Hug Your Dad? by slimjohn2k5: 10:21pm On Apr 22, 2022
I and my dad never hug once.
May because we belong to the old generation

We may HV, when I'm tender but I can't remember
AutosRe: Non registered, 2005 Honda Civic 1.550m by slimjohn2k5: 10:18pm On Apr 22, 2022
U know Wetin u dey sell?
ABI na u be the 10th link
RomanceRe: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by slimjohn2k5: 3:23pm On Apr 22, 2022
Tallesty1:
How can one see red light before dating someone?
Ask OP
No girl say yes the first day. They may have been friends before he left his key to the house for her
RomanceRe: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by slimjohn2k5: 12:22pm On Apr 22, 2022
You saw this red light before dating her. So
SportsRe: Mike Tyson Punches Annoying Passenger On Flight by slimjohn2k5: 7:18am On Apr 22, 2022
He asked for it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept The Job Offer From Him Or Not? Pls Help! by slimjohn2k5: 7:10am On Apr 22, 2022
He will employ you, ask u out again forcefully by threatening u with losing your job. If u say no or disagree, he will give you sack of rice before December grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Talk To My Neighbour I Want To Drop His Phone Number His Generator Wants by slimjohn2k5: 9:01pm On Apr 21, 2022
Discuss it with him
ComputersRe: Is A Hp Probook 6560b A Good Buy For 90k by slimjohn2k5: 12:28am On Apr 21, 2022
The generation n spec will determine the worth
FamilyRe: Pls Help Raise Money For Lil Goldie’s Surgery by slimjohn2k5: 9:50pm On Apr 20, 2022
OgogoroFreak:
870k is not much. If you can prove beyond doubt, I can send the complete money for her treatment directly to the hospital's account.

I took this measures because I have been lied to several times by poor people.
Them go even scam u with hospital acct
PoliticsRe: I Want To Run For President, Which Political Party Has The Cheapest Form by slimjohn2k5: 10:03pm On Apr 19, 2022
Ypp
FamilyRe: Nairalanders I Just Made My First Million by slimjohn2k5: 11:28pm On Apr 18, 2022
Should I dm u too

I want know how to fish
RomanceRe: No Lagos Wedding Is Complete Without Ladies Wearing These - Leo Da Silva by slimjohn2k5: 8:58am On Apr 18, 2022
Even the ones with stick as leg
FamilyAfter 9 Months, Still Looking For Who Baby Resemble by slimjohn2k5(op): 7:28am On Apr 17, 2022
I saw a story of a guy that is worried about the paternity of his child.
After 9 Months, there is no sign of resemblance to the father.
People, both family members of both sides keep asking, who this your baby resemble? You or your wife.
Wife keeps saying baby hair resemble you
Baby teeth resemble yours

This is his first child. Considering the fact that most ladies get men's first child from outside.
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Nigeria Deploys Helicopter To Monitor, Escort Train Movements Because Of by slimjohn2k5: 11:24pm On Apr 15, 2022
Is even costly to do this
PoliticsI Hope Obi Wins But Will Not Survive Primaries by slimjohn2k5(op): 11:18am On Apr 15, 2022
Reasons
1. Nigerians are after money befor they vote for you. This is due to poverty which other politicians have weaponized.
2. In the primaries, this is also about money sharing and he is not sharing any money
3. Only if Nigerians have gone past the phase of money politics and focus on the candidate.

I am not wishing him bad but been realistic here
Christianity EtcRe: If You Are A Christian I Challenge U To Show Me The Real Picture Of Jesus Christ by slimjohn2k5: 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2022
Mumu, there was no camera then.
What people depicts are artwork from that time
BusinessRe: Foreign Airlines Operating In Nigeria To Begin Sale Of Tickets In US Dollars Fro by slimjohn2k5: 1:05pm On Apr 14, 2022
They should just convert our currency to dollars
CrimeRe: How Can I Track My Stolen Phone With IMEI? by slimjohn2k5: 9:00pm On Apr 13, 2022
If you are registered with the phone backup service, you can lock the phone and it will be useless to the person.

For IMEI tracking, na police they run and I won't advise you to go that route because police matter they too long on top your money
PhonesRe: How Do I Check To Know All The Numbers Registered With My NIN by slimjohn2k5: 6:37pm On Apr 13, 2022
@OP is not right stealing one's topic and pushing to front page.
PhonesRe: How Do I Check To Know All The Numbers Registered With My NIN by slimjohn2k5: 6:12pm On Apr 13, 2022
booblacain:
getting to hear that some unscrupulous agents are using people's NIN to register others, I think it is important to confirm all the numbers that are really registered under my NIN.

I just don't know how to go about this.

Airtel says I should dial *XYZ#. I have no idea how to dial that. I have googled for a solution and found none.

Please help me out if you know how to check it. Thanks.
Editted: please which is the correct app, so we don't download app created by scammers to steal our info
CrimeSIM Nim Linkage by slimjohn2k5(op): 3:44pm On Apr 13, 2022
Is it possible to know how many SIM my Nim is linked to?
I understand that the guys doing the linkage uses one person data for multiple SIM.
Make person not go Rob or kill person then they will attest me.

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