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Business › Re: In Need 3 Million Naira Loan To Repay With #3•6m by slimjohn2k5: 5:09pm On May 15, 2022
I will rather u get a sticker for your product and negotiate with someone that HV that vehicle for the supplies. You make your money, then buy yours
Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerian Nurses So Rude And Wicked by slimjohn2k5: 4:44pm On May 14, 2022
I never liked nurses
Politics › Re: Another Girl Narrowly Escapes Being Lynched In Sokoto- Pic And Video by slimjohn2k5: 2:17pm On May 14, 2022
Hmmm
Romance › Re: Why do u shake your preek by slimjohn2k5: 10:41am On May 14, 2022
To mk it big
It's an excercise for it
Romance › Re: Artificial Butt Fail:Her Fake Butt Pulled Off While She Was Dancing(photos) by slimjohn2k5: 10:47pm On May 13, 2022
But she get bum bum na
Politics › Re: Amid Fuel Scarcity, Group Picks APC Presidential Forms For Timipre Sylva by slimjohn2k5: 6:23am On May 10, 2022
Something about this offering APC is doing, we will find out soon
Properties › Re: I Need Help In Evicting A Bad Tenant by slimjohn2k5: 10:35pm On May 07, 2022
Lawyer road long ohhhh
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Redmi Note 11s For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 5:24pm On May 07, 2022
oodua1stson:
come thief am. You need address?
Yes
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Redmi Note 11s For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 12:41pm On May 07, 2022
50k cash
Nairaland General › Will You Talk? by slimjohn2k5(op): 12:35pm On May 07, 2022
If I get that opportunity, u won't pay too. I once entered a bus, conductor forgot to collect my money. I intended paying but when they started claiming they are not going again halfway I just left quietly

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Live-in Sales Girl Needed In Ajah, 20k/month by slimjohn2k5: 11:00pm On May 06, 2022
20k, fear God
Romance › Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by slimjohn2k5: 7:53am On May 02, 2022
Relax
It will normalize unless you were masturbating during your sexually inactive years.

Shey u say she be virgin, makes your situation cool unless na fake virgin u marry
TV/Movies › Re: Only Legends Can Remember These Woman � by slimjohn2k5: 7:26pm On Apr 29, 2022
Landlady grin angry grin
Family › Re: Family Meeting Cos Of Wife Advise Needed Pls by slimjohn2k5: 7:13pm On Apr 29, 2022
Try n exist like she does not exist.
Or tell her you are traveling, go somewhere for like a week or more.

I think marriage should not be a glue. Give some space
Culture › Re: Did You Use This - Photo by slimjohn2k5: 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2022
Memoirs
Computers › Re: Macbook Pro 9 Available For giveaway 90k by slimjohn2k5: 8:05am On Apr 28, 2022
Next time clean up what u want to sell.
Family › One Call To Save Your Life by slimjohn2k5(op): 4:21pm On Apr 27, 2022
If you find yourself in a situation that your life is at risk and you have one call to make in 5min to save your life, who will you call?

For me I can't call my wife because she doesn't pick calls. I will rather call an outsider.
Culture › Re: Why Do I Get Phone Calls From Hausa People? by slimjohn2k5: 9:39pm On Apr 24, 2022
You are not alone. They Sabi dial my number as wrong number.
I come go learn small Hausa. I go speak to them to send me 1500 recharge card, them not go call again.
grin grin grin grin
Properties › Re: Nigerians Warned Against Renting A House In Iyana Oworo, Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 8:53pm On Apr 24, 2022
Bad house and bad landlord
I once had such landlord, he doesn't allow anyone stay up to 2yrs. People were surprised how I stayed 2yrs
Health › Re: Please Help!!! My Toes Are Confusing Me!! by slimjohn2k5: 8:46pm On Apr 24, 2022
Ur shoes too tight
Programming › Re: Children And Phone : Can't A Firewalls Software Be Build To Restrict Porn Sites by slimjohn2k5: 7:43pm On Apr 24, 2022
If u block and the influencers at school show them from their own phones or share with them nko.

This days the external influences outweighs the internal one.
Politics › Re: The Lion Someone Saw In Jos Zoo by slimjohn2k5: 7:33pm On Apr 24, 2022
Economy reach their food.
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by slimjohn2k5: 8:27pm On Apr 23, 2022
theamazonguru:
Not in all cases. Fear that genda,they can pretend for Africa before they enter. But once they enter, they will begin to show their true color.

My wife never farted for once in my presence while we were dating.
And me, that act dey irritate me like kilode.
Today, my wife mess around the house like person wey dem use mess swear for.

Did I see the red flag ? Definitely not. Because she hid it.

Trust me if she had made the mistake to do it once then, I probably wouldn't have married her.

Me, I am too conscious of that thing. I hate it sounding like bomb,and she is the direct opposite. She loves it going pra, pra , pra pa pa pa paaaaaaaaaaa,pa pa pra pra pra paaaaaaa.

Anyways,it a cross I am grudgingly bearing now.
Na so we dey roll. Lol.
You won't see all but u will see some
Regards your wife, is a sign that she is relaxed around you. You can discuss it with her smiley smiley smiley
Family › Re: Lady Receives The Shock Of Her Life 3 Years After She Divorced Her Husband by slimjohn2k5:
I know a kid like this. Young and evil minded. I avoid him and his little sister because that boy can say you touch the sister breast or bum bum. He is 7 and the sister is 4
Business › Re: Withdrawal Is Guaranteed With Zero Investment by slimjohn2k5: 3:41am On Apr 23, 2022
Oga talk here
Na ritual?
Romance › Re: Does Sex Actually Reduce One's Grace And Favor? by slimjohn2k5: 3:38am On Apr 23, 2022
It doesn't, just like giving makes u feel fulfilled
Sex ( fornicating) make u feel less fulfilled.
Romance › Re: When Last Did You Hug Your Dad? by slimjohn2k5: 10:21pm On Apr 22, 2022
I and my dad never hug once.
May because we belong to the old generation

We may HV, when I'm tender but I can't remember
Autos › Re: Non registered, 2005 Honda Civic 1.550m by slimjohn2k5: 10:18pm On Apr 22, 2022
U know Wetin u dey sell?
ABI na u be the 10th link
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by slimjohn2k5: 3:23pm On Apr 22, 2022
Tallesty1:
How can one see red light before dating someone?
Ask OP
No girl say yes the first day. They may have been friends before he left his key to the house for her
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by slimjohn2k5: 12:22pm On Apr 22, 2022
You saw this red light before dating her. So
Sports › Re: Mike Tyson Punches Annoying Passenger On Flight by slimjohn2k5: 7:18am On Apr 22, 2022
He asked for it

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