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TravelRe: Travelling To USA Or School Of Nursing??pls Advice Me. by slimjohn2k5: 4:16pm On Feb 01, 2022
Your uncle HV hospital n cannot afford a nanny.
I case my rest
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend And Her Behavior by slimjohn2k5: 9:40pm On Jan 31, 2022
U r the confused one
HealthRe: Boil Like Growth Around Anus Area by slimjohn2k5: 11:20pm On Jan 30, 2022
Go to the doctor
Stop using tissue, wash your yansh
Wear boxer once per day
Don't shave n wear dirty boxer immediately
Don't repeat shaving stick
Don't HV sex in less than 24hrs after shaving
Take erythromycin
Stop displaying Ur anus, do that with the doctor
BusinessRe: 1.3million Was Deducted In My Account Illegally. Please Help by slimjohn2k5: 11:15pm On Jan 30, 2022
One advise

Stop using ATM card
Stop USSD banking, ask your bank to block these n u will be fine.

As young as I am, I go do my transactions over the counter.
If the banks cannot guarantee the security of our money then the old way remain secured
Nairaland GeneralThings You Regret Buying by slimjohn2k5(op): 2:29pm On Jan 30, 2022
My wedding suit and shoe are so useless to me right now as I could not fix an occasion to wear them.

Other things like bread toaster, etc

Do u have something u bought and regret buying, please share your experience
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please What Could This Be? (Graphic pics) by slimjohn2k5: 1:46pm On Jan 30, 2022
Go see an ENT specialist
FamilyRe: Woman,26 Who Came Out As A Trans Man At Age 19 Reveals She Is Now Back To Female by slimjohn2k5: 12:35pm On Jan 29, 2022
Confused

She tot she is doing somebody till she realised she is doing herself.

Bob is next
CareerRe: Thanks by slimjohn2k5: 11:21am On Jan 28, 2022
Swonder:
Don't waste your future, stick to Tech.....As time goes on you will hate banking job. Think!
Nice advise
CareerRe: Thanks by slimjohn2k5: 10:18pm On Jan 27, 2022
Hold Ur tech job
U want to live under your uncle's shadow, or create it's?

Tall to your uncle, he will understand
HealthRe: My Testosterone Was Low – Father Of Two Diagnosed Of Male Menopause by slimjohn2k5: 9:13pm On Jan 27, 2022
Nonsense
Even Solomon was not diagnosed with this
Christianity EtcRe: Please Help. Unusual Dream by slimjohn2k5: 9:53pm On Jan 24, 2022
Start preparing for eternity.
Prepare your house
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Removal: Abort Nationwide Protest – Senate President Begs NLC, TUC by slimjohn2k5: 9:30pm On Jan 24, 2022
How many times have they claimed they removed it
InvestmentRe: New Innovation In Electricity Generation 9000 Hrs Uninterrupted Power Supply by slimjohn2k5: 11:30pm On Jan 23, 2022
How much? Your link is not going through.
CelebritiesRe: Kenya OLOSHO TWËRK NÅKËD For Portable Zazu Zeh In His Hotel Room As He Sings Zaz by slimjohn2k5: 8:23am On Jan 23, 2022
Mad boy. His guys not fit control am?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do So Many Born Into Godly Homes Turn To Become Atheists? by slimjohn2k5: 7:23am On Jan 23, 2022
AntiChristian:
Cos it's not easy convincing a sane person God in Highness has a son! What does He need such for?

Then believing that son came to die for others is season 2!

Looks like those Yoruba/Igbo ritualist film where people are killed for others to progress.
I love you guys atheist for one thing. You prove your point logically but when in death bed you read the same Bible and understand it in few min.

Sometimes it takes the way you prove your logic to believe in the supreme being, almighty God.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do So Many Born Into Godly Homes Turn To Become Atheists? by slimjohn2k5: 7:02am On Jan 23, 2022
They are forced into it instead of been taught into it then allowed to make their choice.

That is why the ones that go to church universities turn atheist more because they are bitter their freedom was taken away from them in the name off religion.

Only if there is a backward assessment of the life of those that have attended church or Muslim school, I believe 80 to 90% are no more Christian.
FoodRe: What I Saw In 5kg Semovita Bought by slimjohn2k5: 10:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
It's just an old stock.
U start seeing weavles when it has stayed for sometime like you see in beans
BusinessRe: Please Nairalanders Help Me I Want To Convert Recharge Card 2 Cash by slimjohn2k5: 9:30pm On Jan 21, 2022
U mistakenly recharged. Liar
PropertiesRe: Very Cheap Neatly Used Sofa And Office Chairs And Tables For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 5:54am On Jan 20, 2022
How much is the sofa n what's the location
RomanceRe: Who Will House Me In Lagos? by slimjohn2k5: 10:01pm On Jan 18, 2022
amrichy:
How old are you? What's your gender? What's your religion (and how devout are you?) ? What do you do for a living?
You see pretty Devil, because your instinct tells u is a beautiful girl, u dey ask questions. If Na guy u go walk past the tread
Nairaland GeneralIPOB Sit At Home by slimjohn2k5(op): 8:58pm On Jan 18, 2022
Why does IPOB think sit at home helps them?

Sit at home is taking business away from the east to neighbouring states. Look at Asaba now, it is turning to the hub for people that claim sit at home, generating more money for delta state.

It is making more Easterners poor.

The best they can do to prove their point is to boost the eastern economy than killing it.

If Nnamdi Kanu advisers are wise they will change strategy as their present strategy is not even helping their own people.
Technology MarketRe: Laptop Screen Replacement At Reduced Price by slimjohn2k5: 10:28pm On Jan 16, 2022
How much is
Travelmate B113 screen replacement
HealthRe: Help Itchy Bumps On My Penis And Scrutom by slimjohn2k5: 10:03pm On Jan 16, 2022
Stop wearing dirty boxers
Stop shaving before meeting a woman
Always keep the area clean and when shaving, don't shave it to the ground to protect the delicate skin
FamilyRe: I Am Tired Of My Wife by slimjohn2k5: 3:33pm On Jan 16, 2022
Life hard ohhhhh
SportsRe: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by slimjohn2k5: 8:26am On Jan 16, 2022
It is a good decision so others will not take it as a joke
CareerRe: My Discovery About Salary!!! by slimjohn2k5: 2:34pm On Jan 15, 2022
Salary can never be enough, even if u earn one million monthly. Your taste will go to 2million.

My advise, is if u cannot save in little u can't with much
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job At Craneburg Construction Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 2:31pm On Jan 15, 2022
My advise is go advance your career.

If they owe, it will be the contract staff that do construction for them as they go after each contract.
RomanceRe: 10-year-old Girl Gets Pregnant For Her 12-year-old Boyfriend And Both Went For.. by slimjohn2k5: 9:59am On Jan 15, 2022
I wonder why humans are designed this way. If they are too young, their system is no suppose to reproduce.
BusinessRe: Funds In My Brother's Bank Account Was Wiped Off by slimjohn2k5: 9:43am On Jan 15, 2022
Desammyst:
Hmm... This is another angle. I will ask him if he used his email address when filling out the form.
But is there a way the money can be retrieved?
Money cannot be retrieved unless traced to the recipient. Lonnnnngggggg thing

Ask him to sign out of all devices in his email address
RomanceRe: This Is Getting Out Of Hand And I May File For Divorce (picture) by slimjohn2k5: 11:12pm On Jan 14, 2022
She was doing that before u married her n now it is an issue?

Carry your stench

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