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TV/MoviesRe: How Many Children Do You Have Now And What’s The Title Of This Movie? by slimjohn2k5: 9:05pm On Jun 23, 2022
Kung fu hustle

Very funny movie
PoliticsRe: See What Gov. Wike Said To Ned Nwoko by slimjohn2k5: 7:28pm On Jun 23, 2022
I want to hear Wike saying this
FamilyRe: Roommate Needed: 5mins To Lawanson Bus Stop- Surulere.. by slimjohn2k5: 6:52am On Jun 22, 2022
How much?
FamilyRe: I Almost Stole Yesterday by slimjohn2k5: 6:50am On Jun 22, 2022
I feel for you and would HV love to help.

But the situation in our country now is terrible. I woke up 4:30am this morning to get to work, still at my bus stop, no bus.
I told them in the office yesterday I could not mk it, can't do same today.
God will make a way.
PoliticsRe: INEC Officers Accused Of Demanding Residents Present Their State-owned ID Cards by slimjohn2k5: 8:54pm On Jun 21, 2022
We are first Nigerians before residing in any state.
No one should stop you from carrying out your civic right.

Nigerians have the right to register anywhere.
They are scared already, they know we can collect their money and not vote for them. After all it is our money they stole from us.
RomanceRe: Please Guys What Can I Do To This Young Girl!!! by slimjohn2k5: 4:51pm On Jun 21, 2022
If you don't want to die on time or be left heart broken, stop spying on your spouse.

If you do, u go see tire. Last last Na breakup.
If you confront her, she will gain more experience to hide her chats and calls.

Breakup and move on, next time don't spy your next babe.
RomanceRe: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 1:33pm On Jun 21, 2022
achymmania:
Pls how person take Dey be first to comment Nah me first see this headline oooo then boom I no even see third.
If u first see, type dot (.) and submit. Later edit to what u want to say
PoliticsRe: Is Wike Considering Dumping PDP & Joining APC? (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 2:29pm On Jun 20, 2022
Na threat, shame not go let am.
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Attacks Nairaland CEO Seun Osewa On Twitter (Graphic pics) by slimjohn2k5: 8:29am On Jun 20, 2022
Seun messed up, trying to pull down Peter.
Atiku and Tinubu have bad track records
Tinubu bullion van has no answer till today.

Lagos state billions is going to one man's pocket yet u are chasing millions.

You cannot be chasing cockroaches when there is snake in the house.
HealthRe: Help! Why Doesn't Sugar Attract Ants Any More by slimjohn2k5: 10:13pm On Jun 19, 2022
Valid question
What changed? The ants or the sugar?
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Attack Press Crew Bus In Tinubu’s Convoy, Two Injured (Pictures, Video) by slimjohn2k5: 10:12pm On Jun 19, 2022
Monsters that he made.
Broom in an airplane laughable
PoliticsRe: PETER OBI: Alleged N250m Anambra Money: Police Launches Fresh Investigation by slimjohn2k5: 10:09pm On Jun 19, 2022
And the billion van that went to Tinubu's, what investigation is on going?
PoliticsRe: Photos From Labour Party Meeting In Calabar by slimjohn2k5: 9:43pm On Jun 19, 2022
elsiusgr8t:
You don't still get the point ��‍♂️��‍♂️

We want people who want in for better country not money.....

And if anyone is not ready for this selfless sacrifice let them back off.....



Dear Nigerian youths, don't give up yet... There's a credible candidate in the person of PETER OBI

Pls get your PVC and be ready to vote him that's if we really want to change the fortune of this our backward country....

It's not a time to collect money from politicians to vote for them,


Its not also a time to be blinded by religion, ethnicity, and tribe
Bro most people are jobless, thanks to this current government. You may be too engaged with your work or business to go there but most there do not have job.
It is not bribe but putting money into what you want to work. Just think about it.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Labour Party Meeting In Calabar by slimjohn2k5: 7:36pm On Jun 19, 2022
Hope they atleast gave u guys tfare because meeting without money for naija not dey get head ohhh.

We not dey give Shi Shi not got work ohhh. Atleast something for the time and stress.

Vote #Obi
PoliticsRe: "We Are Not Illiterates": Ekiti Voters Resist Vote Buying (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 2:04pm On Jun 18, 2022
Vote buying is not for illiterate but for psychologically hungry and greedy people. The highest degree is not immunity against vote buying.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Video Of Peter Obi Declining When Mbaka Asked Him For Money by slimjohn2k5: 9:13pm On Jun 16, 2022
Elock1:
it's on Twitter
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Throwback Video Of Peter Obi Declining When Mbaka Asked Him For Money by slimjohn2k5: 8:48pm On Jun 16, 2022
Elock1:
it's on Twitter
Please help with the link
PoliticsRe: Throwback Video Of Peter Obi Declining When Mbaka Asked Him For Money by slimjohn2k5:
We need subtitle so we appreciate the video

Modified:
Someone just shared the one with subtitle
RomanceRe: How To Ask For Sex From Your Spouse by slimjohn2k5: 5:20pm On Jun 16, 2022
E be like say u never marry.
CrimeHow You See Debit Alert From Criminals by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:48am On Jun 16, 2022
I made an earlier post
https://www.nairaland.com/7160367/how-see-debit-account
It was about our data leak to the wrong hands from the bank.
Some of us blasted me that I am snapping people's info.
Today, as I went to the bank, I saw those guys picking plastics packing papers from the bank trash.
These are filled forms that the bank did not shred but just tear them. I asked myself what is this guy going to do with those papers.
I spoke to the security man at the bank with the mopol and mopol say Nigeria don scatter.

My post is about data privacy, if those that should secure our info are keeping it carelessly, it should be a great concern. How can a bank not use shredding machine to destroy papers with customers info. I rest my case
PoliticsRe: Bashir Machina: I Won’t Step Down For Lawan by slimjohn2k5: 8:43am On Jun 16, 2022
It is easy, Lawan will get another party ticket, win and return to APC
RomanceRe: She's My Spec But An SSCE Holder. by slimjohn2k5: 8:07am On Jun 16, 2022
Take beauty and body aside
Do you want to marry a non graduate?

I am not against marrying one but u will start having issues because u will always think your ideas or opinions supercede hers, making her feel inferior. That time you not go see beauty again, u go see say she dey make grammatical errors etc the option of sending her to school is another major issue.

Think with your head and not your penis.
Technology MarketRe: High End HP Elitedisplay E273 27' Inch Monitor - Few Months Used For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 11:02pm On Jun 15, 2022
Is it 4k display?
TV/MoviesRe: Netflix Seeks Recruits For Real-life ‘squid Game by slimjohn2k5: 7:51pm On Jun 15, 2022
Is it real death?
PhonesRe: My Phone is At Stake. Urgent Help Needed! by slimjohn2k5: 6:14pm On Jun 14, 2022
If u have account with the phone like Samsung, Huawei, mi etc
You can sign in from another device and lock it. It will be useless to the thief.

You can add a number to call if it is a good person that picked it, he will call the number and return your phone
Science/TechnologyRe: Google AI Claims To Be Self-aware In Leaked Transcripts by slimjohn2k5: 7:26am On Jun 14, 2022
Alien
PoliticsRe: Choose A Portfolio For MC Oluomo Once Tinubu Becomes President by slimjohn2k5: 7:20pm On Jun 13, 2022
Minister of Transportation
InvestmentRe: Help, Want To Unlock My Piggyvest Safelock by slimjohn2k5: 2:40pm On Jun 13, 2022
GeorgesDiary:
The least I can sell it is 600k.
You know there is inflation so by January, think of the value. I can go 450k
InvestmentRe: Help, Want To Unlock My Piggyvest Safelock by slimjohn2k5: 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2022
Sell to me for 400k
RomanceRe: Closed by slimjohn2k5: 2:06pm On Jun 13, 2022
Preshieben:
you hit me up if you want to know what I offer

Hope you're not calling me a drain pipe?
Nope just generalising. I am married though wink

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