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PoliticsRe: Uzodimma To Name Sponsors Of Insecurity In Imo Tomorrow by slimjohn2k5: 10:14am On Jan 03, 2022
If you know them y not get evidence against them and go to court
TravelRe: Help, My Friend Is Tested Positive For COVID 19 PCR Few Hour To His Departure by slimjohn2k5: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2022
Let him just treat himself, stay away from people and travel
PoliticsRe: 21 Days National Fasting By Safe The Youth Campaign, Nigeria by slimjohn2k5: 8:12pm On Jan 02, 2022
Use that 21 days to think about n come up with ideas to move our nation forward.
Technology MarketRe: ABC Of Tiger Generator ( I Pass My Neighbour) by slimjohn2k5: 7:35pm On Jan 02, 2022
RepairZone:
Tip1:
Always use the correct fuel ratio: 2cups of oil for a full 4ltrs tank of petrol. If the oil is light, then make it 3cups.

Too much oil will make genset to smoke and less oil will cause overheating.
2 cups?
I do use one from the fuel thank cover
CelebritiesRe: Portable Shows Off His New Range Rover On New Year (photos, Video) by slimjohn2k5: 1:04am On Jan 02, 2022
Mk this guy not go sell that car ohhhhh
BusinessRe: I Made Over $18,000 In 2021. Have Greater Target For 2022 by slimjohn2k5: 6:25pm On Dec 31, 2021
Can u coach me, and what will it cost
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by slimjohn2k5: 4:18pm On Dec 31, 2021
SilvanusII:
And because u are that senseless, you do not realize dead bodies also require respecthuh So he should go and be violating dead bodies? Who gives u idiots phones FFS?
1. U do not understand the word sarcasm
2. Y the insult
3. I don't use phone
4. I never saw your own opinion to help the op

Sometimes we just need a little wisdom to grow but lack of understanding can keep you in 2021 while we enter 2022
PhonesRe: Nairalanders Help Me Out With This Question Please. by slimjohn2k5: 11:09pm On Dec 30, 2021
Yes, on same number and different phone
Not on different number unless u HV previously change number from whatapp
CultureRe: Taboos Urhobo Married Women Must Avoid by slimjohn2k5: 1:49pm On Dec 30, 2021
Story
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by slimjohn2k5: 1:43pm On Dec 30, 2021
Get a sex doll or go work for mortuary
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by slimjohn2k5: 1:42pm On Dec 30, 2021
Get a sex doll
PoliticsRe: Shocking! See Before And After Plastic Surgery Photos Of Ebele, Obiano’s Wife. by slimjohn2k5: 1:38pm On Dec 30, 2021
She dey take mpuru mmiri
Nairaland GeneralBankers Please Help by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:09pm On Dec 29, 2021
My BVN tied to my phone number now on another number.

How it changed, I don't know

How do I change it back and can I make a case with the bank?
BusinessRe: Lagos Dangote Refinery Gearing Up To Open - Lightshow by slimjohn2k5: 12:22am On Dec 29, 2021
No wonder NEPA not they give us light for that axis because they don power Dangote refinery
EducationRe: What's Wrong With This Photo ??? by slimjohn2k5: 11:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
Photo is ok
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See The Response An Applicant Got From A Company by slimjohn2k5:
He was rude because he had a job
Wasted another person's slot

He was irritated the minute he got to the company maybe because he had a fallback point.

He should HV played along, get an offer, negotiate it and may get his expected salary

The what monēy made me laugh

I did an interview with about 6 stages and the offer was peanut, I just laughed n told them my expectations and they couldn't, I bounce
RomanceRe: Do Our Forefathers Practice Oral/anal During Their Time? by slimjohn2k5: 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2021
They did more than that

Remember the time of Noah, there were gays, that's to tell u it dates back
HealthRe: I Want To Add Weight... Please Help by slimjohn2k5: 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2021
Weight is not something you should wish for yourself.

Those having weight are struggling to shed it.

You will know the value of Ur weight when u add
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by slimjohn2k5:
TheSourcerer:
Fvck God
I think this guy's soul is troubled

But don't mess around the supreme being
I HV heard of many like that do emergency repentance on their death bed. I pray it won't be your case
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by slimjohn2k5: 8:10am On Dec 28, 2021
This shows u were distracted by the sex and house shores not knowing him.

Ask him questions
RomanceRe: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by slimjohn2k5:
You would HV listened to her side of the story.

Then process it for sometime before letting her go

I saw most of us saying he should not, but it's prejudice to conclude. As much as we all deserve fair hearing, we should give to others.

Imagine police start arresting you because of your looks.

He should HV known his girl that this is the time for her menses unless it changes.
Did she discuss before hand she will stay long
When he suspected the guys move earlier, at what point did he loose guard and they exchanged number.
I see he was dropping the plate just to know where she went
Jokes EtcRe: Bushman Got A Nice Christmas Gift...watch To See by slimjohn2k5: 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2021
Nigerians not dey fear anything again ohhhh

Most are not even scared
BusinessRe: Guess The Bank (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 7:55pm On Dec 27, 2021
GTbank removes 50 bucks for any credit alert I get
EducationRe: The Curse Hotel With No Single Guest by slimjohn2k5: 5:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
because the people might be too poor to afford it's services
RomanceRe: She Says She Can't Love Me Again. What Can I Do? by slimjohn2k5: 1:48pm On Dec 25, 2021
One word for you. Bounce
Jokes EtcRe: If You Know That This Is All About, You're Not From An Indomine Generation. by slimjohn2k5: 1:46pm On Dec 25, 2021
Laughing at my age mates. We play sha.
There is also the one like pistol.

Well these things are still there but u will see it in ghetto areas
Forum GamesRe: Took Me About 12 Seconds To Notice This ;D by slimjohn2k5: 1:38pm On Dec 25, 2021
Less than a minute

Sitting in the air
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by slimjohn2k5: 7:58am On Dec 25, 2021
If you feel uncomfortable with it bounce.

Don't kill yourself with high BP at your young age

Ask yourself, can you keep such as a wife? Or travel 1day with your mind settled
RomanceRe: Help! Help!! Help!!! by slimjohn2k5: 12:56am On Dec 25, 2021
Know your family!!!

That's the most important
FamilyRe: Christmas Expenses/giveaway. I'll do 2k giveaway to the lucky random winners by slimjohn2k5: 10:31pm On Dec 24, 2021
No reasonable person will come and start telling u how much he spent on his family.

I think is a lie and scam

Be wise be smart
RomanceRe: My Ex Sent This To Me by slimjohn2k5: 10:23pm On Dec 24, 2021
Na who be the babe?

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