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Education › Re: What's Wrong With This Photo ??? by slimjohn2k5: 11:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
Photo is ok
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See The Response An Applicant Got From A Company by slimjohn2k5:
He was rude because he had a job
Wasted another person's slot

He was irritated the minute he got to the company maybe because he had a fallback point.

He should HV played along, get an offer, negotiate it and may get his expected salary

The what monēy made me laugh

I did an interview with about 6 stages and the offer was peanut, I just laughed n told them my expectations and they couldn't, I bounce
Romance › Re: Do Our Forefathers Practice Oral/anal During Their Time? by slimjohn2k5: 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2021
They did more than that

Remember the time of Noah, there were gays, that's to tell u it dates back
Health › Re: I Want To Add Weight... Please Help by slimjohn2k5: 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2021
Weight is not something you should wish for yourself.

Those having weight are struggling to shed it.

You will know the value of Ur weight when u add
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by slimjohn2k5:
TheSourcerer:
Fvck God
I think this guy's soul is troubled

But don't mess around the supreme being
I HV heard of many like that do emergency repentance on their death bed. I pray it won't be your case
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by slimjohn2k5: 8:10am On Dec 28, 2021
This shows u were distracted by the sex and house shores not knowing him.

Ask him questions
Romance › Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by slimjohn2k5:
You would HV listened to her side of the story.

Then process it for sometime before letting her go

I saw most of us saying he should not, but it's prejudice to conclude. As much as we all deserve fair hearing, we should give to others.

Imagine police start arresting you because of your looks.

He should HV known his girl that this is the time for her menses unless it changes.
Did she discuss before hand she will stay long
When he suspected the guys move earlier, at what point did he loose guard and they exchanged number.
I see he was dropping the plate just to know where she went
Jokes Etc › Re: Bushman Got A Nice Christmas Gift...watch To See by slimjohn2k5: 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2021
Nigerians not dey fear anything again ohhhh

Most are not even scared
Business › Re: Guess The Bank (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 7:55pm On Dec 27, 2021
GTbank removes 50 bucks for any credit alert I get
Education › Re: The Curse Hotel With No Single Guest by slimjohn2k5: 5:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
because the people might be too poor to afford it's services
Romance › Re: She Says She Can't Love Me Again. What Can I Do? by slimjohn2k5: 1:48pm On Dec 25, 2021
One word for you. Bounce
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Know That This Is All About, You're Not From An Indomine Generation. by slimjohn2k5: 1:46pm On Dec 25, 2021
Laughing at my age mates. We play sha.
There is also the one like pistol.

Well these things are still there but u will see it in ghetto areas
Forum Games › Re: Took Me About 12 Seconds To Notice This ;D by slimjohn2k5: 1:38pm On Dec 25, 2021
Less than a minute

Sitting in the air
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by slimjohn2k5: 7:58am On Dec 25, 2021
If you feel uncomfortable with it bounce.

Don't kill yourself with high BP at your young age

Ask yourself, can you keep such as a wife? Or travel 1day with your mind settled
Romance › Re: Help! Help!! Help!!! by slimjohn2k5: 12:56am On Dec 25, 2021
Know your family!!!

That's the most important
Family › Re: Christmas Expenses/giveaway. I'll do 2k giveaway to the lucky random winners by slimjohn2k5: 10:31pm On Dec 24, 2021
No reasonable person will come and start telling u how much he spent on his family.

I think is a lie and scam

Be wise be smart
Romance › Re: My Ex Sent This To Me by slimjohn2k5: 10:23pm On Dec 24, 2021
Na who be the babe?
Sports › Re: GOTV Boxing Night: Very Useless Camera Man by slimjohn2k5: 9:31pm On Dec 24, 2021
I no longer get all the GOtv channels I paid for.

I have scanned, reset, restart, don't know what else to do
Family › Re: . by slimjohn2k5: 5:01pm On Dec 24, 2021
Some of us never buy Chichi, Na to just sit n look.

Na one day, e go pass
Family › Re: See My Wonderful Account Balance On The 24th Of December, 2021 by slimjohn2k5: 1:05pm On Dec 24, 2021
Some people HV negative balance, be thankful
Nairaland General › Re: Aisha Buhari Looking Pregnant But Presidential Source Said She Is Sick by slimjohn2k5: 6:38am On Dec 21, 2021
How will old woman like this be pregnant
She probably sick
Romance › Re: Woman In Tears As She Proposes To Her Boyfriend In A Crowded Mall & Get Rejected by slimjohn2k5: 6:28am On Dec 21, 2021
Oga, Na u suppose propose yet u didn't.

But girls should know their man, most girls that do this already tipped him.

You can't just surprise a man like that ohhh, wetin u want his guys to say?
Romance › Re: My Ex All Over Me Again by slimjohn2k5: 5:36am On Dec 20, 2021
Advise yourself
Will you go visit her in her husband house?
Properties › Re: Home Theater For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 10:22pm On Dec 19, 2021
50k but in Lagos
Politics › Re: The Nigeria Cold War And The Westerners. Can Someone Narrate The Pics. Thanks by slimjohn2k5: 11:20am On Dec 19, 2021
Source
Romance › Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend by slimjohn2k5: 7:02am On Dec 19, 2021
It's her birthday and anyone can give her gift.

She is Ur girlfriend n not Ur wife

When u marry her, then u can tell her not to collect another man's gift.

I remembered when my babe was sick, the guy that eventually took over from me was just a friend. He bought her more things than myself. Me not get much then na.
You claim 2weeks holiday, do u know if the guy have done one month holiday.

Guy relax, if uncomfortable with the relationship, bounce
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Just Bought Me Iphone 13 by slimjohn2k5: 9:39pm On Dec 18, 2021
iPhone 13 does not prove love

Some girls were given iPhone 4, 5, 6......13 yet no future with relationship.

Some born baby because iPhone. Use your head
Family › Re: My Wife Fought My Mum by slimjohn2k5: 8:35pm On Dec 18, 2021
The best person to come for omugwo is from wife's family unless they are not available.

Moreover, do not take it against her as the person above me have told you she may be suffering from
postpartum depression.

Despite that please let her own people come first
Phones › Re: My Whatsapp Application Keeps Disappearing From My Phone by slimjohn2k5: 6:08pm On Dec 18, 2021
Back up and do factory reset
Romance › Re: Do You Have Ladies Like This As Your Girlfriend? by slimjohn2k5: 4:59pm On Dec 18, 2021
That's the reason she was not falling because she knows when u see all that just like other guys, u will bounce.

I once had a gf that b4 I could have sex with her was like forever. When we had sex, I found out that her weakness was sex and she did not want it to start btw us because she kept on asking for it over and over.

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