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Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoke Held Sports Competition For His Wives And Kids Including Munir by slimjohn2k5: 3:07pm On May 12, 2021
Money good ohhhh
Phones › Re: Help Please!!! by slimjohn2k5: 3:03pm On May 12, 2021
popweezy:
na Gionee s10.. I buy ham from person
That may be why he sold it
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: We Know Where Kidnappers Are, Only Being Careful by slimjohn2k5: 10:18am On May 12, 2021
Csymb:
Do you think heaven is a place where fools can have a field day? Even in this corrupt Nigeria this man is useless not to talk of heaven where the highest knowledge resides
Do you understand the word sarcasm?
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: We Know Where Kidnappers Are, Only Being Careful by slimjohn2k5: 6:22am On May 12, 2021
On the day of judgements, this man fit trick his way to heaven ohhhh
Phones › Re: Help Please!!! by slimjohn2k5: 6:16am On May 12, 2021
popweezy:
I used someone's hotspot.. It seems to improve because of the (checking info) loading process.. But later came out same way. This thing son tire me mehn
The phone is the issue. Hope u didn't but iy from those computer village boys.

What is the phone model and name?
Phones › Re: Help Please!!! by slimjohn2k5: 10:48pm On May 11, 2021
Change Sim or connect to wifi
Technology Market › Re: Huawei Mate 40 RS Porches Design by slimjohn2k5: 10:19pm On May 11, 2021
1.150m For phone?

Na motor?

Na land?

Shey na call I Wan receive
Politics › Re: Diplomat Spotted Peeing On The Road Side In Lagos: Pictures & Video by slimjohn2k5: 8:22am On May 10, 2021
When in zoo you need to act like the animals to get their attention.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reminds El-Rufai Of 2010 Post: Are You Paying Teachers As Bankers? by slimjohn2k5: 8:19am On May 10, 2021
Of the truth it is easier to criticize from outside.
When in, you will understand what is in play
Family › Re: Friends Uses My Name To Lie To Their Families by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:35pm On May 09, 2021
Bola146:
You are taking this with no causion embarassed. It's better you let their wives know what is going on, don't put your wife into trouble unless you too are like them lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. I pray nothing happens to none of them, you will know that no friendship in life, you will know that some women get madness for head.
Thanks
Family › Re: Friends Uses My Name To Lie To Their Families by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:53pm On May 09, 2021
Thanks to you all. My conclusion here is to warn them not to do such again and inform their wives anytime their husband tells me I am with them they confirm from me.

Imagine this evening one told his wife that I am the one that bought him 2 bottles of hero beer. Luckily I called her for I and my wife to greet her and she asked me. I and my wife actually went to visit them today but the wife was not around so we decided to call
Family › Re: Friends Uses My Name To Lie To Their Families by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:11pm On May 09, 2021
doggedfighter:
Just wondering what you will say when a man lies to his wife that he's with you and he's found dead somewhere.


But you're married, how do they come up with sleeping over at your place?


Thi lie is very common with singles.
Outings I mean
Family › Re: Friends Uses My Name To Lie To Their Families by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:11pm On May 09, 2021
I recently had one staying away from me now because he recently slept out and called me to speak with his wife.
I know he must have told her same thing so I refused and told him to talk to her when she is calm.

Now he is avoiding me and my calls
Family › Friends Uses My Name To Lie To Their Families by slimjohn2k5(op): 8:43pm On May 09, 2021
I have always had this nature that right from school days ladies bring their visiting parents to my room to introduce me as their neighbors.

Now my married friends after messing up like going home late or not sleeping at home tells their wives they are with me. Which calms their wife down.

I think this may be a serious issue someday and don't know how to tell their wives to confirm from me.

They will not call to confirm but sometimes start acting somehow.

How do I tell them to confirm from myself or my wife.
Note, I am not innocent, I drink beer but their spouse do respect me a lot.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Child Who Died At Age 9, Will Remain 9 Forever In Heaven. Let Us Discuss by slimjohn2k5: 8:31pm On May 09, 2021
Bother yourself with the things on earth and how to make it to heaven. Forget what happens there. because there are too many questions to ask.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This A Scam? by slimjohn2k5: 7:18am On May 09, 2021
Op is the scammers here. He is looking for guys that will pm him and ask for the contact because Nigerians are desperate
Romance › Re: Unfaithful Bride caught Having Affairs With Best Man (video) by slimjohn2k5: 10:08pm On May 08, 2021
This is a skit jooo.
How best man suit come pass groom siut
Nairaland General › Re: Offer For 24v/1.5kva And 12v/850va Schneider Homaya Inverters At A Promo Price by slimjohn2k5: 9:13am On May 08, 2021
How much sir
And what do you mean by hybrid
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Real Self Exposed, See Pictures And Evidence by slimjohn2k5: 9:11am On May 08, 2021
Idiot, I should waste my data on 19min video of bobrisky.
Celebrities › Re: Melinda Gates Reportedly Rented N50m Per Night Private Island To Avoid The Media by slimjohn2k5: 10:05pm On May 07, 2021
Money go soon finish
Crime › Re: Please How And Where Can I Report A Money Laundering (I Got Prove) by slimjohn2k5: 6:47pm On May 07, 2021
Na when you go report u go see say your evidence no pass
Health › Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by slimjohn2k5: 8:06am On May 07, 2021
Start looking for the source, there is a reason you have been spared.
Ask your mothers people questions and ask your dad questions.

If it is a course from any source like from the family you will know what to do. Forget those pastors they are hustling like you.

I once had a friend always complaining of stomach pain, they went to a spiritualist that removed spiritual bullets from his body. He is fine now.

I know you are a Christian but the source really matter.
Autos › Re: 2008 Tundra Pickup For Sale. by slimjohn2k5: 10:46pm On May 06, 2021
Kandeed:
I hope you know the 2014 model is bout 14M or this ur 2008 model dey fly. huh
I saw the amount confuse ohhhj
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Nairaland Helped In Exposing A Fake Job Interview by slimjohn2k5: 10:12pm On May 05, 2021
That was how my guy traveled from Lagos to my house In warri that he has interview in escravos.

I was the one that checked the message dey sent to him, did my research for u to find out they are scammers.

That was when he opened up to me he has been sending them money for one oil and gas certificate
Politics › Re: Over One Million Bags Of "Tinubu Rice" Flood North East by slimjohn2k5: 7:57am On May 05, 2021
Poverty is the most dreaded political weapon in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Hisbah Fires Commander ‘caught In Hotel With A Married Woman’ by slimjohn2k5: 10:14pm On May 04, 2021
So his own judgemental is now slow, compared to others they had hurriedly confirmed guilty and purnished
Romance › Re: What If This Happens On Your Wedding Night? by slimjohn2k5: 2:18pm On May 03, 2021
Most people don't even have sex on their wedding night. For me my wife was on her flow then. I was super exhausted to even think of sex.

Marriage is not about sex and making babies but about companionship. Young minds will not understand till they get old.
Celebrities › Re: Who Wants Baba Ijesha Down? My Analysis Of The Punch Video. by slimjohn2k5: 12:42pm On May 02, 2021
tutudesz:
She was never a house help
So who she be na because she not be the woman daughter.
Also, why is she sitting in the midst of adult
Politics › Re: Who Wants To Bring Baba Ijesha Down? My Analysis Of Punch Video. by slimjohn2k5: 9:40am On May 02, 2021
Your analysis is almost same as mine.
First question is how does an house help sit with visitors in the house. I have never seen such.

I think also there has been a relationship between the both before.

For the age, I can't tell.
Celebrities › Re: Who Wants Baba Ijesha Down? My Analysis Of The Punch Video. by slimjohn2k5: 9:37am On May 02, 2021
Your analysis is almost same as mine.
First question is how does an house help sit with visitors in the house. I have never seen such.

I think also there has been a relationship between the both before.

For the age, I can't tell.
Crime › Re: Missing Girl, Iniubong Umoren Murdered, Buried In Shallow Grave by slimjohn2k5: 9:14am On May 02, 2021
Hmmmm
Politics › Re: Is It A Crime To Ask For Contracts? by slimjohn2k5: 7:24am On May 01, 2021
Make we not lie, other men of God carry contractor by hand to go get contracts is just that the guy not ask for direction to play the game. Why do you think most of these men of God will not say anything even when the country is burning. They are all playing the game

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