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Education › Re: Federal University Lokoja Staff Mock Outgoing VC With Obituary Posters by slimjohn2k5: 9:14am On Feb 13, 2021
This the true picture of Nigeria
Cowardice, always waiting for God to remove the person or the person die.
How come they have been with this person for 5yrs and kept quiet. Only to speak up when she is leaving.

Look at Buhari now constructing railway from Nigeria to Niger and nobody is saying anything.
Everyone is praying he leaves office or die
A better future is like infinity for Nigeria if we keep on like this.
Travel › Re: United Nigeria Airline Arrives Enugu With Dikeora On Board by slimjohn2k5: 6:17pm On Feb 12, 2021
Please who is roseline okonkwo
Family › Re: Lost Young Girl Found In Abeokuta, Ogun State. Please Let's Locate Her Family. by slimjohn2k5: 12:31pm On Feb 12, 2021
richestjozy:
Good day everyone. I came across this young lady (pictured below) on my way to the office this morning (10/2/2021; 7:20am). She greeted me and I offered her #50 as I thought she wanted to ask for money but she declined the money.

Instead, she requested that I help as she did not know where she was. She sounded more to me like a kidnap victim who was later released but had lost her memory. She only gave her name as Doyin and mentioned places around Redemption Camp, Lagos-Ibadan Express Way, Berger, Ogba and Mowe as the only places she could remember as she could not remember much.

She also remembered that she is a member of RCCG and that was all. I contacted the nearest Police Station but I was told that they do not handle cases like that. Please contact me on 08172053543 if you know her or have any info about her or her family. Thank you.
Reach out any women affairs office if they can help
Christianity Etc › Re: "Judge Not" & "Judge Righteously", How Do We Reconcile The Two? by slimjohn2k5: 9:13am On Feb 12, 2021
Judge not is on the condition that you are judging someone and you are guilty of same thing. You cannot be a judge for an issue you are not fit to judge

Reading the Mathew 7:1-5 explains further

7 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged.(B) 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.(C)

3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Pay attention to verse 5

In summary, we can judge but be sure you are clean before judging someone else
Romance › Re: Can You French Kiss Your Woman First Thing In The Morning? Please Help!! by slimjohn2k5: 3:35am On Feb 12, 2021
If both of you brushed before going to bed then there is no issue with that. However, how will she be doing that, I mean is not something she can be doing every day. She got another guy and looking for a move on excuse
Politics › Re: Railway Lines From Nigeria To Niger Republic; Buhari Under Fire by slimjohn2k5: 5:15pm On Feb 10, 2021
I wonder why they are doing this.
We do not have good rail structure within, it is outside we are developing structures.

God help us
Celebrities › Re: N9m Benz Burnt To Ashes Several Hours After It Was Purchased - Pictures + Video by slimjohn2k5: 1:44pm On Feb 10, 2021
No need to worry, he will go back to the seller
That car is Tokunbo, the seller will give him another or refund.
There is no village people or witch here
Politics › Re: Nigerian Lawmakers Are The Poorest In The World – Reps Member by slimjohn2k5: 11:06pm On Feb 09, 2021
Ara

Then resign sir
Fashion › Re: Woman Shows Dress Her Husband Ordered For Her And What She Got (Photos) by slimjohn2k5: 11:53am On Feb 09, 2021
She should go and starch her own joo
Phones › Re: Mi 9t With Bleeding Screen For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 9:54am On Feb 09, 2021
10k
Romance › Re: If A Girl Gifts U This Coconut, Will U Accept? (photo) by slimjohn2k5: 9:25am On Feb 09, 2021
U sound lonely
Family › New Expectant Daddys by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:18am On Feb 07, 2021
I will like to share my thoughts, experiences and ideas to help us help our wives. If necessary we create a whatsapp group for this.
I'm a first time expecting dad, and need to discuss with those in same shoe. Experienced dad are welcome for expert advise on dos, don'ts and how to help our wife emotionally, physically, mentally and reduce her stress during and after pregnancy

Books you have read and recommended
Documentary
Etc
Romance › Re: Please I Need A Help To Locate This Boy At Alaba by slimjohn2k5:
But u know his shop and why not go there yourself.
If you are not in lagos how sure are you he gave you the right shop address.
Also if you are in lagos, what do you want anyone that see him to do.
Some of these guys are smart enough to use people Pic as their dp both on Facebook, whatsapp. Are you sure you will not go and deal with the wrong person?
Politics › Re: Chaos In Church As Pastor Refuses To Wed Couple Because They Were 5min Late by slimjohn2k5: 8:47am On Feb 07, 2021
The pastor is stupid, church wedding is just ceremony
The main thing is the traditional marriage
In the Bible Christ never joined couple and in that wedding, he was just a guest and never took active part in the wedding of the couple.

Pastors are just enslaving church members with human doctrines.

Maybe that girl na the pastor babe or they not settle the guy well, or he has advised the girl against the guy before.

With time we will know his reason, as 5min is not enough reason. Abi he never go late somewhere before?
Romance › Re: Redish Spots On My Genital by slimjohn2k5: 8:35am On Feb 07, 2021
If you recently changed soap or cream stop using and go back to the previous one. Most cases some soap are tough on that area
Romance › Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by slimjohn2k5: 1:17am On Feb 07, 2021
I suspect
Babe:please no, I am your friends fiancee
Guy:No worries he won't catch us unless you tell him
Babe:please no
Guy:you know how we were then na, if he did not date u I would have dated u
Babe:but but stop na uhh Ahhh unnnn
Pets › Re: Please What Breed Of Dog Is This Puppy by slimjohn2k5: 12:45am On Feb 07, 2021
Bingo
Romance › Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by slimjohn2k5: 12:40am On Feb 07, 2021
Maybe she got pregnant and had to lie about the rape
But u Bleep up sha, if your no is no u won't be looking for our advise.
One thing that keeps me going is I am never close or friendly with brothers or friends girlfriend. E not dey reach gist at all.

Well as it Don happen now u don't have evidence to refute the fact that she lied about the rape. But asking your sister to come around is a little defence because she did not stay all through, also if you have chat evidence it will help.

God help u, next time keep your penis u not go die, worst-case carry one babe to act as your girl for period she will be around. U were no serious about not wanting to touch her, the thing hungry u n u not get control
Romance › Re: Why Is Only The Female Actors That Are Buying Cars And Houses? - Ruggedman by slimjohn2k5: 11:47am On Feb 06, 2021
He can come to nollywood as bobrisky
Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! 2004 Honda Accord V4 @ 850k by slimjohn2k5: 10:49pm On Feb 05, 2021
700k
Family › Re: He Is Your Son, But I Am Not Going For Any DNA Test. Wife Tells Husband(video) by slimjohn2k5: 10:09pm On Feb 05, 2021
She is not sure
Is a 50-50 for her
But the man must have discovered something for him to be asking for this test.
He doesn't need her for the test though. Moreover, shey na his money he go use for the test
Romance › Re: How To Bleep Peoples Wives by slimjohn2k5: 10:04pm On Feb 05, 2021
michaelpop50:
We have too many retired armed robbers that were never caught oh
I will like to hear that story bro
Phones › Re: Phone Experts Help Me Out On This by slimjohn2k5: 5:17pm On Feb 05, 2021
Depending on the resolution set for the video
4k videos can be up to 1gb for 1min
Romance › Re: How To Bleep Peoples Wives by slimjohn2k5: 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2021
Bro you will marry some day
If you are married, someone will do same to your wife
What goes around comes around, take note of this
It sound like fun now but I can't ask u to stop because you are deep in it.
But mind u, that woman may be telling the husband this and they will hit you from an unknown direction.

Have you seen an armed robber that gets to retirement age and said he has resigned, they must catch them as no matter how smart they are they will make mistakes.

Change your ways
Family › Re: How To Bleep Peoples Wives by slimjohn2k5: 4:20pm On Feb 05, 2021
Bro you will marry some day
If you are married, someone will do same to your wife
What goes around comes around, take note of this
It sound like fun now but I can't ask u to stop because you are deep in it.
But mind u, that woman may be telling the husband this and they will hit you from an unknown direction.

Have you seen an armed robber that gets to retirement age and said he has resigned, they must catch them as no matter how smart they are they will make mistakes.

Change your ways
Nairaland General › Re: Kanu And Igboho Get Ready To Face The Law-funali Lady Called To Bar Declares. by slimjohn2k5: 2:57pm On Feb 05, 2021
She not go school complete
Is stealing land and killing the owners and destroying their farm lands now legal
In advanced countries cattle rearers have ranches, why not buy an expanse of land and build ranches in states. The owners of these cattle are politicians that are using poverty as a weapon to destroy the people.
They are the richest, they are more in politics yet their people are poor, beggers, drug addicts, killers because the exposed ones are using their illiteracy and poverty as weapons.

She better go back to school if she need brain
Car Talk › Re: Hyundai Kona: Nigeria Unveils First Locally-Assembled Electric Car (Photos) by slimjohn2k5:
Electric car for country when not get stable power supply
What if car go off for wrong location?
I see boys warming up to sell inverter/powerbank
Christianity Etc › Re: Writing Exam In The Dream And Then Ejaculating, What Does It Mean? by slimjohn2k5: 11:51am On Feb 05, 2021
Oga no let religion mess up your life.
Take it as one of those regular dreams
I have had such dreams and it happens like this
When time is up in the dream and I have not finished, I get wet
I am doing well today as those does not bother me.
If you like go and find one so called man of God to tell you there is a problem that does not exist
Business › Re: A by slimjohn2k5: 10:01am On Feb 05, 2021
You can help him by following up on the business as a partner. If there is any shady deal you are not comfortable with, Dissolve the partnership right away

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