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Crime › Re: How Peace Mass Transit Ph Manager & Staff Brutalised Me Today! by slimjohn2k5: 10:27pm On Dec 08, 2019
Sorry, maybe na your voice loud pass.
Next time shout for people back as I did with God is Good motors.
Education › Re: Nairaland Family Pls Help Me!! Pic Attached by slimjohn2k5: 6:54pm On Dec 07, 2019
pek:
Your write up as an undergraduate sucks? It's a turn. You even wrote your name with a small letter.
Person when need help na English language go come disqualify your help?
Help if you can
Celebrities › Re: Peju Johnson: Men Send Their Manhood Photos To Me Because Of My Boobs by slimjohn2k5: 6:38pm On Dec 07, 2019
They did not know it has fallen.
Health › Re: In 5 Minutes Remove Dental Plaque / Tooth Decay Naturally Without A Dentist by slimjohn2k5: 12:31am On Dec 05, 2019
This girl English abi na accent is killing
Career › Re: Reps Wants CBN To Sanction Banks Casualizing Staff by slimjohn2k5: 11:26pm On Dec 04, 2019
What about those already terminated
Romance › Re: Should I Fvck Her? by slimjohn2k5: 11:56pm On Dec 03, 2019
Advise ya self
Romance › Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by slimjohn2k5: 9:51am On Dec 03, 2019
When u get to 28 your brain will reset
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by slimjohn2k5: 12:06am On Dec 02, 2019
If the man is supposedly 69 at what age did he join the biafran army.
Technology Market › Re: . by slimjohn2k5:
Swap with MacBook air 128gb sad, 4gb RAM, core i5

Send pics please
Autos › Re: Foreign used Rolls Royce Cullinan SALAMANCA BLUE by slimjohn2k5: 12:34am On Nov 29, 2019
The way u used the word foreign I came to check if u comparing it with innoson version.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Cheers Ned Nwoko As He Plays Lawn Tennis by slimjohn2k5:
Now her turn
Since Ned was pictured with the other wife Regina went hiding.
This is now her week, nice timetable
Technology Market › Re: Surface Pro 3 ..i5 8G 256 SSD ..130,000 by slimjohn2k5:
BCISLTD:
Bros you can do better grin
Na wetin I get
Where is your location
Autos › Re: Naija Used HONDA ACCORD 2005 MODEL by slimjohn2k5: 8:42am On Nov 28, 2019
How much please
Technology Market › Re: Surface Pro 3 ..i5 8G 256 SSD ..130,000 by slimjohn2k5: 8:41am On Nov 28, 2019
80k
Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla 2010 For Sale .....#1.250m Last by slimjohn2k5: 8:39am On Nov 28, 2019
What location?
Romance › Re: My New Boyfriend Uses Gold Circle Condom, I Want A Break Up by slimjohn2k5: 12:59am On Nov 27, 2019
You come my house because I want to test u with gold circle, you come here they announce am abi?
Romance › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Marries 16 Year Old Girl In Anambra State by slimjohn2k5: 12:42am On Nov 27, 2019
That guy will live long for starting early.
Most of is marry late when our heart is no longer strong enough for adulthood wahala shortening our lifespan.
Health › Re: Please , Help Me Interpret This Test Result by slimjohn2k5: 10:58pm On Nov 24, 2019
The result says your sperm will produce children with either one eye or deaf or k-leg or bowleg or imbe

Go find out from other doctors since here is your hospital
Romance › Re: Please Tell Me, Is She Cheating? by slimjohn2k5: 5:58pm On Nov 24, 2019
No bro she is farting. grin

Get to understand this, at first u deflowered her, Everytime u want to enter she is in pains and squeezes muscles making it seem tight. Now she relaxes having gotten used to the pains. Relax, cheating! I can't tell but that is the thing or u just feel u have a small member
Properties › Re: Please Help I Was Given Quit Notice In My New Apartment by slimjohn2k5: 5:42pm On Nov 24, 2019
Although I hate dealing with lawyers who will milk you dry, but if you have a close family member who is a lawyer, talk to him to help you
Romance › Re: I Had Sex With My Fiance's Friend, Please Help! by slimjohn2k5: 12:49am On Nov 23, 2019
All I saw was

No feeling, bleep
No feeling, bleep
No feeling, bleep
No feeling, bleep

That's the definition of a prostitute
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Direct Sales Officer by slimjohn2k5: 11:29am On Nov 22, 2019
Making marketer sound Sweet
Politics › Re: Ize-Iyamu, Bright Omokhodion, Festus Ebea, others dump PDP for APC by slimjohn2k5: 9:29am On Nov 22, 2019
Seeing what happened in bayelsa and Kogi is enough to jump
Career › Re: Labour Vows To Shutdown First Bank Over Plans To Sack Over 1000 Workers by slimjohn2k5: 9:17am On Nov 22, 2019
Stanbic have done it to contract staff and clean mouth
Where was labour?
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Feeds A Lion Named After Her by slimjohn2k5: 10:33am On Nov 21, 2019
Nigeria police is coming for your lion
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gets A Lion Named After Her (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 11:46pm On Nov 20, 2019
Just for pics. She ain't keeping that thing
Crime › Re: H-money Who Stole $1M While Arrested, Was Not In Prison, Stays At A 5 Star Hotel by slimjohn2k5: 11:43pm On Nov 20, 2019
The prison comptroller general know every every
He is just acting.
Romance › Re: I Asked Her Hand In Marriage She Insulted Me by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:29am On Nov 18, 2019
pansophist:
She sees you as a struggling poor man, since it was her family that hosted you for long. Your marriage proposal will be valuable and sort after by her if you had options and being a man of value. The fact that you're still orbiting around her after two years, and contemplating attending the wedding of someone who insulted you, instead of politely turning down your proposal gives an hint that you're not desirable to her, and probably most women.

Why not work on becoming an attractive man? Through your career, looks, or marry a woman that considers you her league. Whether we like it or not, the human brain brain is deeply rooted in hierarchy, we evolved to go for people that compliments our league, and this is heightened in the female psyche, since the surest way she can climb in the socio-economical ladder is largely dependent on the family she marries into. A woman is automatically a queen if she marries a king, that kind of thing.
I'm thrilled. Wise words
Romance › Re: I Asked Her Hand In Marriage She Insulted Me by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:14am On Nov 18, 2019
nzeobi:
Attend and wish her well, yours will come.
Thanks
You are the type that motivates
Romance › Re: I Asked Her Hand In Marriage She Insulted Me by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:14am On Nov 18, 2019
izuch:
After two years you've still not gotten over her and moved on? Whether you go her wedding or not she'll still get married on that day with her not even noticing your absence. Oga you dey like who go fit poison person undecided
Just asking for opinion
Left their home to be on my own 2yrs ago, not asking her out two yrs ago.
Please be mindful of the choice of words

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