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Romance › I Asked Her Hand In Marriage She Insulted Me by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:56am On Nov 18, 2019
There is this family I stayed with.
I asked the second daughter for marriage about 2yrs of leaving their house, she turned it down with insult.
Now she is getting married, is it advisable I attend?
I just don't feel right about attending
Romance › Re: Esdoll.com Is The Best To Know What Sex Dolls Are And How They Are Useful by slimjohn2k5: 8:30am On Nov 18, 2019
If u can have sex with sex doll
1. You can work in the mortuary
2. You can have sex with dead person
3. You will be most times depressed because is just a toy
Computers › Re: Hp Envy 16gb Ram,750 Harddisk, Intelcorei5, Touchscreen@140k by slimjohn2k5: 8:01pm On Nov 17, 2019
Contact number
Celebrities › Re: Dubai Police Arrests Davido For Stabbing Man by slimjohn2k5: 4:46pm On Nov 17, 2019
Carry naija madness enter Dubai
Celebrities › Re: AKA Reacts To Burna Boy's Tweet On Still Coming To South Africa by slimjohn2k5: 6:59am On Nov 17, 2019
YungMillionaire:
Nigerians and their obsession with appearance. Where has it gotten you? Do you have Burna's influence and money? Who knows you? Can your gf or wife stand toe-to-toe with his gf? Think. I know a man in Aba who walks around in shorts and slippers YET he employs graduates who dress in suit. I know one of America's topmost astrophysics researchers who has never wore a suit in his life. During the summer, he wears shorts and slippers to work every single day. He once gave a seminar talk wearing a shorts and t-shirt. Again I say THINK. Use your brain. Stop regurgitating sh1t.
Talking about his fashion style I never insulted. I only said I don't get.
Bro take your misunderstanding and frustration else where. Did I say is whack? Did I say he doesn't dress well? I only said I don't get it
Celebrities › Re: AKA Reacts To Burna Boy's Tweet On Still Coming To South Africa by slimjohn2k5: 10:22pm On Nov 16, 2019
Looking at the two of them, burna looked like someone wasted by drugs.
His fashion choice I still don't get
Business › Re: Killing Annoying Mosquitoes Just Got Easier, If You Love Your Family Buy This by slimjohn2k5: 10:17pm On Nov 16, 2019
If it is not rechargeable then is not worth it
Politics › Re: Rare Picture Of A Policeman Servicing His Gun by slimjohn2k5: 10:15pm On Nov 16, 2019
Another old story been recycled
This is a post of about a year now
Celebrities › Re: Jet Li Arrives In Ghana For A Business Meeting by slimjohn2k5: 10:12pm On Nov 16, 2019
Same jet li someone posted that his health is deteriorating.
What do we now believe in Nigeria
Politics › Re: APC Wins Governorship Election In Dino Melaye Polling Unit, Dino Wins Senatorial by slimjohn2k5: 10:01pm On Nov 16, 2019
That is Dino's results
Wait for inec results
Celebrities › Re: Singer Duncan Mighty Celebrates His Wife On Her Birthday (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 9:49am On Nov 16, 2019
Is his part in the picture black and white
Crime › Re: Child Kidnapped 2014 In Kano Found In Anambra – Police by slimjohn2k5: 10:09am On Nov 15, 2019
Old story, hope NL modes are not story recyclers
Romance › Re: Etinosa Vivian: My Sugar Daddy Took Me To Dubai & Spent Millions On Me by slimjohn2k5: 9:12am On Nov 15, 2019
Are u back to Nigeria or not
Is the sugar that still taking u to Dubai or not
because of young age girls talk anyhow. When they are getting to 27 they will be preaching how u can grow with a struggling guy
Education › Re: Check Out Text FUTO Lecturer Sent To His Student Who Choose Kaduna For IT by slimjohn2k5: 7:42am On Nov 14, 2019
The girl is not going for any IT, she does not want the supervision.
Family › Re: HELP!!! Am Terribly Broke And Starving by slimjohn2k5: 7:39am On Nov 13, 2019
Go to restaurant near you, offer to help for food
After eating, go look for job
Science/Technology › Re: I Saw This Snake And I Didn't Kill It. by slimjohn2k5: 10:13am On Nov 12, 2019
U are lucky it did not see u, it would have killed u first. Then u tell God u saw a snake and did not kill it
Health › Re: Naija by slimjohn2k5: 10:04pm On Nov 11, 2019
My brother you are not alone.
We are all depressed in this country.
We just wear clothes, wear smile, perfume, snap fine pic on social media and you think yours is worst.
Bobrisky is depressed on knowing if he is a man or woman
Don jazzy is depressed at his age he is not married
One of the psquare is depressed he never born twins

Bross if I continue you go jump up and go live a positive life.
Abi u think say Buhari, Osibanjo, dangote.... Are not depressed? Think again.

I am depressed too, u please come n advise me
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Bandle Climbs Table To Rock Lady (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2019
The guy barber sharp
Romance › Re: Can My Wife Do Such Big Joke, I Am Disturbed by slimjohn2k5:
Maybe same joke ended her first marriage. You only heard the story from her not the ex

Call me to install hidden cameras. You can view remotely or play when you return. Is not expensive
Celebrities › Re: Chinko Ekun Shares Video Of Trailer Without Brake Plying A Busy Road by slimjohn2k5: 6:45am On Nov 08, 2019
Both the driver and conductor and the goods should be arrested.

But nothing works until there is a tragedy
Events › Re: Lady Made To Stand During Her Funeral (photo) by slimjohn2k5: 10:29am On Nov 07, 2019
Suggestions like this comes from make up artist
As it is the latest business in town.

If the living does not want to pay to look good, I think they still respect the dead enough to pay for their make up.

Ask yourself, when did u last see a hair dressing salon, most ladies have weavons, and their own make up kit.
Romance › Re: I Need A Wife by slimjohn2k5: 12:11am On Nov 07, 2019
Anyone looking for a guy or lady online, church, singles serminar is not serious.
Ladies watch your back
Romance › Re: My Friend Is Willing To Pay 80k If You Can Do This. by slimjohn2k5: 11:56pm On Nov 06, 2019
Mad people everywhere
He is not the first
I hear of people who want to sleep with one eyed, deaf, slowpoke, albino.

He should not waste his money, because of this mental issue
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Meets Naira Marley, Says ''I Am A Marlian'' by slimjohn2k5: 11:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
MARILAN

MONEY

MISS ROAD
Jokes Etc › Re: I Tried Sending Money Through Bank USSD And I Ended Up Loading It As Airtime? by slimjohn2k5: 8:10am On Nov 01, 2019
Switch to StanbicIbtc, you must confirm with your pin first
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Most Atheist Seem Bitter,angry And Very Insultive. by slimjohn2k5: 7:05pm On Oct 27, 2019
Vrengkat:
well, this applies to some people, its Not a general rule... They are Atheists who were never forced into anything, they don't never went to any religious school... But don't believe just cause nothing about religion makes sense... I fall in that category...
Well most atheist have had encounter with religion, others were born into it
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Most Atheist Seem Bitter,angry And Very Insultive. by slimjohn2k5: 6:50pm On Oct 27, 2019
It was caused by parents taking their children to religious school where they are stripped off their rights as adult.
You see adult being told not to use phone, not stay out at night, being forced to church program, cannot walk with the opposite sex and so many other things.

When they come out, they are bitter and angry with the religion instead of their parents.

My opinion, remove religion from education and the rise in atheism will drop.
Business › Re: Echo Tech Fueless Generator by slimjohn2k5: 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2019
Do you have small one line 4.5kv and below?

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