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CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Wore N2.3M Jacket To His Starboy Fest In London (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 1:53pm On Oct 20, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Pure lies.

Uzuakpuuche the upholsterer at Ogbor Hill will replicate any given specimen with even better leather for less than 4000naira.

That's how ingenious a Nigerian mind is. Why go for an original when a better original can be imitated?

The Nigerian jersey was overhyped but smarter people like Ubi Franklin visited Aba.
No one will ever know unless you tell them amd that's the beauty about packaging.

Wizkid knows this too and that's why he will/can NEVER spend over 200k on any cloth.

I am not saying this may not be an original. I am only saying that even if it is. Wizkid didn't buy it.
He is only modelling it for LV....a very symbiotic business relationship.

He models their very expensive cloth at a sold-out show, he gets the hype of being a heavy spender...at the end of the show, he returns the jacket to LV with not only his body odour, but the publicity it needs to be sold.

And the ignorant ones will believe he actually spent over 2million on a jacket.
You think he has that kind of money to throw away and still has difficulties paying his son's school fees?

Think again.
Showbiz is only a mastery of make-belief.
Too much wisdom.
CelebritiesRe: Headies: Tacha Flaunts Davido OBO Tattoo In Massive Cleavage-baring Dress by slimjosh231(m): 1:46pm On Oct 20, 2019
Ciaos:
Stupidity at it's peak. I wonder what people think when they decide to tattoo their body permanently. I wonder what she would reply when her child ask "mummy what is that on your chest, what is it for" yeye dey smell.
The smell of your own “yeye” has taken over this whole tread. EFULEFU.
RomanceRe: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by slimjosh231(m): 5:38pm On Oct 18, 2019
UnclePrincipal:
I'm having some with you. tongue
You just dropped your shield here.
CelebritiesRe: 2face And Annie Idibia Carrying Toyin Abraham's Son, IRE by slimjosh231(m): 3:44pm On Oct 17, 2019
ola33t:
shocked








2face transferring his promiscuity into the life of the boy at an early stage.
Poor kid. I hope he doesn't get a double portion.


Allow 2face to carry your male child, at your own risk.
Bitter heart!..
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Hate Seeing Their Friends Date Their Sisters? by slimjosh231(m): 9:51am On Oct 17, 2019
Newboss:
Imagine your friend banging your mother. Then imagine your mother sucking your friend's dick. Then imagine your friend cuming on your mother's face.

Now stop imagining and give it a try.
A depressed human spotted!!..
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Hate Seeing Their Friends Date Their Sisters? by slimjosh231(m): 9:46am On Oct 17, 2019
AntiBrutus:
Because all girls are olosho except their sisters. So they will like to pretend they don't know she is receiving the D, which is easier if they don't know the person.

I am sure they won't have a problem with a Dangote or Otedola friend, dating their sisters.
You made sense here!!..
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Hate Seeing Their Friends Date Their Sisters? by slimjosh231(m): 9:41am On Oct 17, 2019
Stephani3e:
I noticed that most guys hate the idea of their friends dating their sisters. Some would even threaten their friend to stay away from their sisters.

Most guys even if their friend is the last male on Earth they would prefer their sisters to be a nun instead.
I see it only as a sign of disrespect.
CelebritiesRe: Demont Pinder Made Phyno Art With Cloth, Shoes And Towels by slimjosh231(m): 9:38am On Oct 17, 2019
Angelfrost:
He is a genius... You are just high!!! tongue
Real recognises Real.
EducationRe: 'Money Heist': UNIBEN Accounting Final Year Students In Spanish Series Costume by slimjosh231(m): 9:32am On Oct 17, 2019
post=83206992:
All work and no play make UNIBEN Accounting students dull students.

They cannot come and kill themselves with daily calculations! cheesy


Have fun guys!

They rocked it wells, just like the Original below......
Very nice enlightenment.
PoliticsRe: Where Are The Fire Trucks Donated By Peter Obi In Anambra? (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 9:24am On Oct 17, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Those firetrucks were for that administration.

But wait.
Isn't it a shame that despite having River Niger, a petrol tanker caught fire in Onitsha and could not be put off?

I think it is a shame that the youths who devote their energy asslicking IPOB could not channel the energy to fetch water from River Niger to save goods and properties?

Why couldn't those religiously overzealous traders who lock up by 12noon to observe mass pray for rain to be sent down to douse the flames?

Why are we stupid at times when we need to be wise?

Why?
Just the same way you are been stupid instead of been Wise right now.
CelebritiesRe: Demont Pinder Made Phyno Art With Cloth, Shoes And Towels by slimjosh231(m): 9:21am On Oct 17, 2019
itspzpics:
According to popular singer Phyno who was over excited and surprised at the work of art done with cloth, shoes and towels which in turn resembles the singer himself. A painter known as Demontpinter did this for Phyno to inspire his upcoming album. This is wow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beYhlDY6lZc

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3sZYbEAMyC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Report From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/man-made-phyno-art-with-cloth-shoes-and-towels-surprised-phyno/
Only a good weed smoker can be this creative. We are geniuses.
RomanceRe: She Uses Her Finger To Rub The Center Of My Palm by slimjosh231(m): 9:45pm On Oct 15, 2019
liver123:
Am a new worker in my working place and there is this girl i have been putting an eye on. I have worked for like a month there and we never get talking to each other. On one very morning, She walked up to me and said why is that i dont mingle with other colleaque. I was so surprise to hear that from her because i know very well that i do mingle. Then this morning we had a shake and she held my hand so tight and use one of her finger to rub the center of my palm. Could this be that she passing a message to me?.
She’ll lead you to doom. Give your life to Christ and forget all this nonsense. What do you stand to gain?
RomanceRe: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by slimjosh231(m): 9:29pm On Oct 15, 2019
Born2conquer:
See your STUPID MOUTH! She used SEX as a weapon to get stuff from.me.

She knew we should have sex and she knew.. Sex was the reason why I asked her to come over.

She merely outplayed me
Hahaha. The “STUPID MOUTH” really gat me cracked up. You’re just a sex starved lonely guy not thinking straight. Country hard but see how you just wasted 11k. “Spits”
RomanceRe: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by slimjosh231(m): 9:26pm On Oct 15, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Eyah he is sex starved, patronising a prostitute would have saved you 9k give or take.
I see you Boss Man. Too much wisdom will continue to be your portion.
RomanceRe: Sent 11k For Her To Come Over Now She's Telling Me She's On Her Period by slimjosh231(m): 9:19pm On Oct 15, 2019
Born2conquer:
Okay, told her to come over and co and I promised her 11k (just for a day to support her business).
:
She came over..she's been eating like a glutton and I sent her 11k to her.

Now, she told me "I thought my period will end yesterday!".. Abi this one is mad in! I am fuming with anger but I can't show it in this " Sex harassment era".. Make one lady no go spoil my name outside (you know as ladies be)

But for real! This is going to be the last support she will Ever get from me!!! Ever ever!

So she think she's smart untop 11k? She will regret it.
This is how people with brain as small as that of an Ostrich act. If you want to help the lady in question, help her without strings attached, stop wanting sex in return. The second part is this, If you really had sense, why not use 2k to carry Asha*wo and spend your balance on yourself? Be deceiving yourself that you’re doing love. Your eye go open.
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by slimjosh231(m): 3:10pm On Oct 15, 2019
Birdeyeview:
oh please! that ain't talent.
protraying yourself as a lunatic is no talent son!
You that is so careful of yourself and haven’t paraded yourself as a Lunatic, who knows you? Who are you?
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by slimjosh231(m): 10:10am On Oct 15, 2019
Birdeyeview:
just look at how stupid your mindset is. so of all things to think of its rag day that is really your solution in relieving you of stress?? why do you have to be so stale and backward in your thought?
Those are talents you are seeing going wasted in this God forsaken country with bitter minded people like you.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Simi Rocks Her Baby Bump On Stage (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 10:07am On Oct 15, 2019
timibare:
your mates are in graveyards old man.... the fvck are you looking for out here....
Such a rude response but it’s just funny.
RomanceRe: Tired Of Heart Break, Should I Just Forget About Her? by slimjosh231(m): 9:55am On Oct 15, 2019
FROGMAN101:
At some point you might need to stop helping these boys. Atleast for free.

The bold part i highlighted is why Women always win. And they will continue to win. They think abundantly, they know there are many many guys out there that will make them feel special.

These simps put themselves in a cage. They follow the hollywood fanfare. Shes special. I cant find any girl like her. Bla bla bla.

Do you think Women think like that?? They just explore the world and win.

Lastly no one is special. Doesnt take a lot for someone to be in a body bag. We will all die someday so whats the fuss? Too much wisdom.

Sigh.
RomanceRe: Tired Of Heart Break, Should I Just Forget About Her? by slimjosh231(m): 9:52am On Oct 15, 2019
Martinez79:
Don't mind him.


@op

You are not serious and you are yet to take some red pills. She is not your girlfriend; she doesn't want you; and you are forcing yourself on her. Never love a girl that doesn't love you. No mutual love is better than one sided love. Person wey no like you no like you and you no go fit love the one you no go fit love. Stop trying and stop giving yourself unnecessary headache.

As a hustling student, leave girls alone and focus on your hustle and establish yourself. When you make it, you will still see girls. Girls no dey finish. It's not written anywhere that it must be that particular girl. No girl is special, irreplaceable, and indispensable. They can always be replaced and you can always find another one. Forget women and hustle. When you have too much money, you can get the best of them.

Whether you like it or not, as far as girls are concerned, their heart goes to the highest bidder (financially) that they can find. If you no get money, hide your face. That's how it is with women. Make sure you read my topic in my link below


When you are ready to settle down, pick one and marry. Don't do love, instead pick the one that will give you beautiful children and can play the role of a housekeeper. Romantic love is a scam.
Too much wisdom will continue to be your portion.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 9:38am On Oct 15, 2019
midnighter:
You dont get it..her father didnt want her to go back to the husband and youre saying listen to your father. Its her mum that helped her go back to her marital home

You didnt even read the story very well before launching into an attack on women which had nothing to do with the issue
Damn, that’s my bad, means am getting everything the other way round. I apologise. The Papa no the try for her be that now.
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by slimjosh231(m): 9:35am On Oct 15, 2019
BluntBoy:
Rag day does not mean you have to wear rags.

However, you are free to do silly things such as behaving like a deranged fellow.
We’re all deranged in one way or the other in this life.
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by slimjosh231(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2019
Birdeyeview:
and this free show of stupidity is meant to be funny?!
my God what is wrong with nigeria as a nation?
Shup up your mouth, it is people like you that is wrong with this country. You take everything too serious. Is the country not hard enough for you? How have you been scaling through if such things don’t relieve you of stress? I want to know your secret.
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by slimjosh231(m): 9:06am On Oct 15, 2019
AJOBI77:
Many years to come, this guy will regret this. Internet never forget!
There’s nothing to regret about it, it’s for the fun of it. Did you attend higher institution in this country atal?
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 9:04am On Oct 15, 2019
midnighter:
Her father who didn't even want her to go backhuh

I sometimes wonder if men and women see different words when reading a paragraph.
Her father doesn’t want her back cos that’s not where she belongs. The father has seen with with Wisdom that such things happen and it’s part of marriage. Those are the obstacles you overcome in marriage, it’s never a smooth sail.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 4:03am On Oct 14, 2019
cooooooks:
It's still early my sister but you have to be the woman you want your children to be proud of. The woman you want to be proud of.
Nice.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 4:00am On Oct 14, 2019
Mstick:
Madam you wouldn't get any reasonable advice on here , they will ask you to endure because most of them saw there fathers doing same to their mothers and she endured and they do same to their wives.They will see nothing wrong with your husband cheating rather they will bash and insult you.


Think about yourself and what do YOU want.
You’ll marry her when she leave the house yea? Leave her matrimonial home for where kwa? Go back to live with her mum permanently or till some other guy comes to marry her? Since your advice is also on this forum, it’s worthless like you’ve said.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 3:53am On Oct 14, 2019
Zhuhilat:
It is very easy to say stay, work on it, watch war room. Nobody knows how it feels LITERALLY.
. It is well.

Thanks for the Advice or constructive criticism, I appreciate.
From your statement, advising people like you is a waste of time and resources. Your husband must have told you times without number how stubborn and stone hearted you are.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 3:51am On Oct 14, 2019
Zhuhilat:
How Do I Deal With This Level Of Disrespect From My Husband

Dear all

I and my husband are just 2years in marriage.

Every time we have issues concerning anything, he is always telling me to pack my things and leave his house or he will say things like you are off no importance to me and you bring me no value and stuff and stuff. But after a while he will apologize and say he doesn’t mean it.

Last month, what caused our fight was because my mum sent some food stuffs to us because she traveled and got them cheaply. He was angry because he felt that was disrespectful. And the argument degenerated to him telling me to leave his house,

i got tired, called his bluff and left the house but everyone advised me to go back and make it work., well except my dad. Mind you, this was the 5th time.

On my return, we talked about it(like we always do) and i thought it was genuine, and i said i was going to give it one more try.

Today, we had an argument because of baby food. I told hime to buy on his way back. I couldn’t go out because the whole road was terribly flooded .

But he didn't buy it, and that lead to an argument. And the next thing he told me was to fuc.k off and leave. Or he is leaving. As a matter of fact, he just left the house now 12:00am.

I am actually tired of it all. and right now, i don't think i have any love left for him or this marriage.
I think he is cheating on me and for some reason i am beginning to look outside and crave attention, love and respect from someone else.

I don't want my child to grow up seeing me treated like this but most importantly , i don't want her to think it is okay to accept being disrespected and under valued like this.

Married people is this one of the challenges in marriage or what?

Why cant we have an argument that doesn’t lead to leave my house, i dont need you, you bring me no value and all

Also we are very very comfortable, i work and he works too.

Emotionally, i am done.
From your write up, you’ve got that Slay Queen attitude inside of you. You lack Morals and basic skills to keep a home. Was the relationship this toxic during courtship? What changed about you? Your Mum is somehow to blame, not to sound insulting duo. She didn’t teach you those basic things from your youthful age that’s why she’s providing a hedge for you right now. Stop running back to your Mum and learn to make your marriage work, stop seeking advice from your slay queen friends that are not yet married. You should listen more to your Father I’ll suggest. I wish I could tell you more truth you need to hear.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 3:44am On Oct 14, 2019
jossydee1:
You just said rubbish

How are you sure she married for materialism?

Did you read the part that she said they are both working and are very very comfortable?

If you don't have an answer to heal a wounded soul, you keep quiet please.

Keep quiet!
You should shut up. Where is the wounded soul? All I see is a disrespectful woman with zero home training lacking morals to keep her ass stable in her husbands house. She needs to re orientate herself about marriage. You don’t bring that Girlfriend/Slayqueen attitude into marriage.
FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by slimjosh231(m): 3:39am On Oct 14, 2019
setobaba:
You people should stop hiding under marriage is all about tolerance, for God sake she's also a human.
Madam if you feel you've made the wrong decision by marrying your husband you had better retrace your steps back now, the more days you stay in that marriage, the lower the chances of getting another man quick.
Beside how old is your husband and which tribe?
What brought the question of Tribe into this now? Can’t you be objective with your facts? Must you bring tribal sentiment into everything before making your useless opinion known?
CrimeRe: New Ways of Scammers and How I Was Almost Duped In Ikorodu Today by slimjosh231(m): 12:21pm On Oct 11, 2019
ladilawal82:
You went too far with them... should have cut them off since.
Mr Know it all, like you’re so intelligent you can never fall for a Scam right?

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