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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:42am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Oh....You even went ahead to start viewing my pics......
I agree that I m ugly ND local.....but not more than ur mother asshole.
What achievement v u made in ur miserable life other than digging a pussy and u r here comparing yourself to me and my bf?
At least he is so much better than what u will ever be in ur entire miserable wretched life.

Lol you're pained bitch

You wanna know my achievement?
Bitch I got so much I have achieved
I cant be sharing to your ugly ass
You just assuming and for your info I got a professional job and side hustle paying me off
Send your account let me transfer 5k to your hungry ass so you could at least feed well this week
Don't ever compare me to your broke ass bf bitch
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 7:33am On Mar 17, 2020
SweetCunt97:
So d "ugly ones" don't deserve love? The old ones don't deserve love?

Simi mother was old and a single mom when she found her missing rib...This section is rife with immature frustrated kids who don't even know how to wipe their asses after taking a dump... Na to come here dey broadcast their stupidity dem sabi

Another pained old ugly single mother spotted
Y'all rarely read
And have issue's understanding a simple sentence, Did I ever say single mother's don't deserve love?
My point is why not come straight telling the man involved that you are a single mother and show him your real pic's instead of lies and unnecessary secrecy
If you ain't gat any thing to say
Bitch keep it going
Geddifvvk from my thread

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Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 7:23am On Mar 17, 2020
gozzlin:
I totally concur.

I've got in touch with a couple of 'em looking for relationships here and realized to my chagrin that they were fugly and ill mannered.


True talk bro one refused sending my guy her real pic's she sent him another girls PIC but after a while my niqqa saw her WhatsApp status and this bitch wasn't what we taught she was

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Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 7:20am On Mar 17, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

That's not even the issue
The problem is most of them ain't real

Yes Even some kind niqqas dey use that platform dey run some naive men local scam
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 7:19am On Mar 17, 2020
Randy100:
100% true. Op, I think I am speaking the mind of people who engage in such when I say they do it because they got to fvck something and it is easier .

Swears bro most guys who text these category of women are the type that always go after anything under the skirt,they can even fvvvk the ugliest bitch on a low but never will u see them walking with same bitch they fvvvked in the night

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 7:15am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:


Who would want something to do with a low-life chain smoker like you?

Lol you don't even know me bitch
If only you knew me and wasn't typing fallacy from your phone,you would have wished your bf was fly like me

You call me a smoker lol
You don't even know me
You just keep on assuming and typing before you think

Like I said I have seen your pictures and you're not in any way my spec
You're too ugly and local for my liking
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 5:52am On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=Maryjane001 post=87507907]
Seriously? Most Jambites are in their late 20's?
Like WTF? Who gave u that info? . Most people writing Jamb are teenagers. You help someone and the next thing u r thinking is how to have sex with her? . You see what he is doing as right?. No problem, datz d same way guys will Bleep senselessness out of ur sisters and female cousins and your unborn female children.
And about my type?. U know nothing about me idiot?. So stop using the history of ur female family members to make generalisation.
[/quote


Shut the fvvk up

You look ugly and not my type geddifvvk from my thread,you don't know most jambites this ain't there first or second time writing jamb and age has done on most of them
For your info I ain't gat any female sister
Geddifvvk outta here with your fallacious assumptions WOR WOR gyal
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 1:25am On Mar 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
You're making your deduction from a very small sample. There are tons of fine ladies online who don't flaunt their beauty cause they don't want to attract broke boys and chewing gum boys. Most of them don't go to sites where dm is an everyday thing.

Besides, beauty is relative. Who is beautiful to you may just be average to another guy and vice versa


You're right but I never said there are no beautiful ladies online

But most of them that seek for relationship here In the romance section and hide their pictures are the ones am Making reference to
No beautiful girl would come here to advertise for a relationship when she knows she always gets advances from different men when she steps outside



Y'all really should learn to read

Abeg I wan sleep, goodnight

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Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 1:19am On Mar 17, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Guy there are many people on the table u re shaking, and i hope u can handle the heat wen kasala finaly burst

Bro I just dey think the Same thing now lol
And that kasala go burst tomorrow morning as
many of them don sleep
Omo tomorrow na bashing upon bashing I go receive not a new thing as I go still report any of them wey go insult me las las
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 1:10am On Mar 17, 2020
SmallmebigGod:
same way you are assuming

No mind that glutton hoe
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 1:08am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Well u can just keep on assuming.

You dey talk nonsense which one be fully grown man thinking how to fvvk jambite
Don't you know most jambites are In their late 20s

And Its even your type that go about sleeping with men older than your father's age

Yet you come here casting the first stone

You don mumu
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 1:00am On Mar 17, 2020
pollypocket:
And the majority of men messaging these old and ugly girls are desperate and broke 98% of the time

True grin

Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 12:59am On Mar 17, 2020
Ladylite:
The OP is pained.

Sowi for your painful life experience with our species.

When you are mature for a real relationship leading to marriage. You will find the right one. And if you think there is no right one out there then your mother would be included.

I never said there are no right female's out there
All am saying is its better for a guy to see the picture of whoever he choses to date here from the onset because majority of these women are either desperate, ugly,single mother's looking for who to stick to because they simply don't get advances from men any longer in reality
I would have simply ignored your foolish reply but you bringing my late mum into this is a no no
That's what I wouldn't tolerate
Mind your word's I ain't playing with you bitch
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 12:52am On Mar 17, 2020
JetStar:



I see. grin grin grin grin grin grin frustration wan kill this person finish. After dating several girls online, you nor fit find one wen fine or young and you got fed up and decided to express your frustration online. eyahhh.

Nevertheless what you're saying might not be so far from the truth and I can see some sense in it. However, the sample size is small, very small to draw a conclusion


The way people like you draw conclusion to what you don't know is seemingly disgusting
I never dated any girl here before infact I have not been In any online relationship with a Nigerian girl before except for the white women I dated in the past online

Why would I even be frustrated like u foolishly assumed when there are a lot of sexy hot girls that flock in my work place in a buck on a daily basis,,

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Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 12:23am On Mar 17, 2020
cRobo:
you left out baby mamas

Sorry bro I missed that part yes majority of them are single mother's and tend to lie about that when you go don realize say she don born that time you fit don go far for her matter


You no say nothing sweet pass when you enter shoprite come sight hot beautiful girl wey get all the physique and looks you love in a woman inna bumshort you go just wan shoot your shot

I won't say a word
Romance / Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 12:17am On Mar 17, 2020
Guys be warned most of these girl's sorry women here seeking for relationship bla bla bla are not just worth it I'm not trying to sound rude or spoil anyone's thread but come to think of it

When a girl is beautiful young and sexy
She would be getting a lot of advances from men either for sex or relationship in real life
She would definitely have enough men stalking her and toasting her that she wouldn't even be thinking of coming online to look for a relationship with someone she hasn't met before

Most of these women coming here to seek for relationship are fed up and never getting advances from men because of their looks age and behavior
Since its a faceless site they tend to hide their pictures from you but in a long run you get to view their updates on WhatsApp you get to discover these women are nothing but mgbeke aka agadi nwanyi
Nothing is sweeter than when you meet a girl in real life and she catches your eye's...

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:36pm On Mar 16, 2020
LilPeezy:
U dey see dat guy post, d nigga ready to do anything to burn dat girl bush.....em fit drug sef, from em post em ready to rape her sef cos em dun dey see himself dey kpansh d girl already..... anything wey mek dat girl nor gree e fit lead to anything.

Guy u don mumu

Did u read where I rebuked someone here about drugging her because I'm not into that,there's never a word in my sentence that says I was desperate and going to rape her,why u dey talk like slowpoke if i catch u na to burst burst your yansh so u no go fit sit again e be like u no know who u dey follow play,u just dey cap anyhow from your keypad abi 48 like you
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:31pm On Mar 16, 2020
LilPeezy:
oh so u know say na play na u dey yearn carelessly....If u find my comments offensive, e get how u go try talk to person mek d person realize em error...Yeah I might go far but dat guy is an idiot

Your papa na idiot lil boy
U better fvvvk off my thread
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:29pm On Mar 16, 2020
seanwilliam:
bobo none of us go die ijn.. no dey use rubbish play abeg

I no sabi wetin come bring death talk for my thread
Why this niqqa dey mumu like this
I'm just here to catch fun why these people taking shits too serious??
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:26pm On Mar 16, 2020
DenreleDave:


How do u know she is innocent.. What if she had been fvcking bac to back

No mind that mumu
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:23pm On Mar 16, 2020
darfay:



U can tell the boy is under age himself

Your papa is underage oluku
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:21pm On Mar 16, 2020
excanny:
1.Start with a peck, then kiss.

If she didn't say anything or she's didn't shout on you to stop, move to next step.

2. Caress her breasts gently.

If she didn't say anything or she's didn't shout on you to stop, move to next step.

3. Slide one finger into her pants and finger her pussy

If she didn't say anything or she's didn't shout on you to stop, move to next step.

4. You have 2 options: Either you place her hands on your dick or you UnCloth her.

If she didn't say anything or she's didn't shout on you to stop, move to next step.

5. Penetrate her. That's all.

But if there's a fierce NO, just leave her in peace and try another day. Just chill, you will get her as long as she keeps coming to ur bunk.

Bad guy lol
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:09pm On Mar 16, 2020
CuteEmma:
ubunja , see what you've caused.. angry

Who is ubunja
And what has he caused on my thread
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 11:03pm On Mar 16, 2020
GANAYAD:
Nigeria is a jungle, either you are a prey or predator

I hope you understand
Yes
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 11:02pm On Mar 16, 2020
081087n:

Ok bro you can inbox me your what's app number also

I just sent u email message now bro
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:57pm On Mar 16, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
You are not a rapist don't kill yourself bcus of someone's future wife

The way you dey talk just dey mad me which one be kill myself over another Man's future wife

Are you her future husband
Do u even know the girl in question?

You wan tell me say u never fvvvk another man daughter before?
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:54pm On Mar 16, 2020
seanwilliam:
shut off idiot . Na you he one dig? See as you be like buhari pikin grin

Bro leave that oluku girl she no get shame
She dey find attention for another man thread but unfortunately she's not my spec
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:45pm On Mar 16, 2020
seanwilliam:
no dey talk like mumu, how many naija girls go use there mouth ask for sex? bro a mature girl can never be intimidated( going by what you mean by intimidation).. if her NO is persistence, then the OP should leave her...

Bro the thing is not a do or die affair if she no gree I will jejely leave her and let her be,I'm not a rapist
No mind that guy Stephenmoka wey dey form pastor like say Lazarusmoka na him papa

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:43pm On Mar 16, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
If they didn't ask, then you ask. I didn't say you can't ask...

Bro the thing is not a do or die affair if she no gree I will jejely leave her and let her be,I'm not a rapist
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:40pm On Mar 16, 2020
[quote author=managingpartner post=87499478][/quote]

Why are you always talking about missing period and pregnancy??
Must every inter course lead to pregnancy?
What even makes you think I would abandon my own child when a girl is pregnant for me at this my age


I was only asking for advice on how to talk a matured girl into having sex with Me its not a do or die thing if she no gree I would let her be and never force or drug her

Would you rather want to read on Nairaland how a guy raped a girl in his house? Then you go begin cast the first stone abi,,,,
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 10:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
Foreign231:
He actually insisted working boys should comment. These comments I’m reading are just from people hustling day to day job.
Brother, if the baba link na sure link as the guy confirm, then you should find the money and try it out. You only live once. So don’t let anyone advice you not to enjoy at your early age. There are no bad repercussions as long as there’s no blood spill. So many of us don’t understand why black magic is needed in our daily jobs.
With the 150k I’m sure you’ll live a comfortable life and tie things down with your money.
Why suffer when you can enjoy?

Thanks gee
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 10:28pm On Mar 16, 2020
081087n:


Are you mighty dude that sent me an email?
No bro it wasn't me am yet to write u

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