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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:39pm On May 23, 2020
ChewingStick:
smiles... you've played some wrong cards.

How??
Clear me bro!!
For this work
Nobody knows all
We learn erryday
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:39pm On May 23, 2020
ChewingStick:
smiles... you've played some wrong cards.

How??
Clear me bro!!
For this work
No be know all
We learn erryday
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:20pm On May 23, 2020
beejay501:
Senior Man try collect money from her na, bro she be client o , she gat noting to loose that's why she day do anyhow...if to say she day send u her dollars her head for correct......I don talk my own

Bad guy
You get a point but na small small remember
Ana eji ego,achu ego
You use money to find money

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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:17pm On May 23, 2020
tyup:
All I've got to say is Nigerian girls disgust and irritates me than decayed Poo

I wouldn't hesitate to bombard a large gathering of Nigerian yung girls sad

Bro white women freak me like mad,
I wish to have an interracial child in my lifetime
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:15pm On May 23, 2020
PrettyPrint:
Mtcheeeeew.


She want to use her money to travel down to come see you and you're still makin demands. Instead of you to even encourage her by helping with expenses.


Besides, I think you're just after your own selfish, yahoo interest. Good thing she's cutting you off

You think??
You're not a real gee
Do you know
There's every possibility that your thoughts can be mere fallacies,
She never let's me go if not
She would have blocked me long time ago,
Do you know what it means to be on sub every time and call in a video call
There are many other Way's i contribute to her mental state and growth of the relationship
You are wrong again,im not a Yahoo boy
I'm not just into Nigeria girls
I don't have any Nigeria gf I don't want either
Overseas light skin women freak me like mad
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:09pm On May 23, 2020
juniorboma:


You are trying too hard to please a woman who doesn't give a damn about you..

If you had said this in your first reply
I would have thanked you for your comment
But you rather insulted me and called me jobless
When you don't even know me

Do you know that Tomorrow I can become the President of Nigeria?
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:05pm On May 23, 2020
Naija246:
what country is she from?
If it's one of these poor eastern European countries, dump her.
Trying dating Women from Finland, Germany, Singapore, etc
these countries are rich asf.
Once you manage get one pregnant, you're set financially.

Bro na USA she dey
That's why I'm stuck like this
One mind dey tell me to bone her but
When I see the picture of her fresh white clitoris
I go reason am
If I nor bang that tight white pussy
Wetin I gain

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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:01pm On May 23, 2020
juniorboma:
Fo.olish young man, go get a job.

Wise old man
How does sharing my posts on naira land make me jobless??

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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:46am On May 23, 2020
Seandisputed:
She has seen through your shenanigans.
Find another client my guy

Its not easy to get another legit contact wey go wan dey talk to you for long,some go chat with you,you go still carry dem come WhatsApp but at a point dem no go get the zeal to follow you talk again before you know dem go block you
No be Yankee women??
Dose women get special demon wey dey work them
Not to talk of USA if you know,you know

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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:41am On May 23, 2020
Filomena:
it's obvious she wants you to stop bothering her

you will only end up pushing her away more if you keep up with this attitude.

Remember nobody wants to be in a one sided relationship
Even you self no go dey happy if your man no day return love and affection, I know She's too busy with working from home but I Need to be assured that she feels what I feel for her
I nearly sent her an anakara clothe from Nigeria to USA you know how expensive that its but I almost did that to show her level's until the fight
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:38am On May 23, 2020
Liliantalks:
What happened

She is too stubborn
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:37am On May 23, 2020
Filomena:
it's obvious she wants you to stop bothering her

you will only end up pushing her away more if you keep up with this attitude.

Which attitude
I stopped asking her for anything long time ago when I realized she wasn't gonna send anything
And i'm making her understand I'm independent
But she's just not romantic and she's to miss independent
Romance / Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:15am On May 23, 2020
Guys
This is basically for my real niggas into dating or anyone who understands how long distance dating works
I have known and been talking to this white woman (USA) for over 2 and half ways,we do have our arguments and quarrell that often leads to us not talking up to month's but we would still settle after I apologize
Last year December was the 2nd time we had beef and not talk
What caused the beef?
Having known her for two year's and constant talking and video call's
I can bet my left Ball's that this woman

(8 years older than me,single never had kids she can't have a child because she has PCOD
If you don't know
Google PCOD
PCOD makes her highly uncomfortable during her mentruation)

She hasn't sent me a dime before
Last year I asked her when she would come visit me in Nigeria she said maybe this year August complaining that it was too expensive to travel down here,
I asked her for the souvenir she would bring along when she comes to visit, she told me she would bring sand from the beach she goes to chill every Sunday, while Me I been dey expect sneakers, clothes etc,
She feels
I'm Trying to use her when I ask her for stuffs like that, so I got mad and told her to fvvk her sand that I don't need it
She said instead of me to say
Baby I don't want anything but you
I am making demand for stuffs
Ok I later apologized but got enraged when
I asked her the second time her plans for coming to Nigeria after some weeks last December
She said she doesn't know in short because she needs to get a new car because her old car was faulty bla bla bla,at a point I taught she was playing around with me and not taking me serious
We started fighting online
Which led to her saying that I should Go and get another sugar momma and leave her alone

I was so mad because all along I never saw her as a sugar mummy
I told her this was the height of it all and I wouldn't talk to her again, she said same from January till April I didn't contact her on WhatsApp she didn't too
But when ever I see her pictures in my laptop I get the urge to contact her again,

until last week
I sent her a butterfly picture
Because she loves butterflies
And it was just last night she replied me
Check out screenshots from our chat last night

My question is what do I really do with her,?
I'm planing to leave her and not chat her for like one month till she heals from whatever she's facing now,
Or what do you guys feel??

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by Slimranky(m): 9:54am On May 23, 2020
Babatunde40:


Any European country is good. US and Canada are the best options. You can contact anybody from these countries.

Start by contacting people who are online on Bit Mistress. You can see the green tick beside a profile. The Green tick shows the person is online now. It will help you get fast replies. When contacting them, just act normal like you are asking a girl out. After a few days, ask for their whatsapp number. Once you have successfully taken the person to whatsapp, you are good. Call them daily, message them regularly. Just do it normally. Build good relationship and friendship. Then you can make requests. This whole process will take a week.

Which site is that?
Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Observe The Eid Prayer At Home by Slimranky(m): 6:38pm On May 22, 2020
I get one Muslim contact wey dey Tunisia wey i just dey follow-up make I grab one or two formats here take update her tonight
Me I no be Muslim but Ramadan Kareem to all the Muslims all over
Health / Re: COVID-19: NCDC Validates Viral RNA Extraction by Slimranky(m): 6:31pm On May 22, 2020
That's good but wtf is happening to Mtn today or is it just myself,can't literary browse online with my Mtn line
Mtn wetin dey play
Family / Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Slimranky(m): 6:27pm On May 22, 2020
[quote author=Ebus12 post=89800407]


But that will make him more aggressive bro

From this your comment
You're obviously not a real gee!

You're a blonker

Fight for your right
You dey fear

Fear fear
Your fellow man dey oppress you

Anytime he comes after you nigga take a bottle and burst His fucking head

Make everywhere burst
Tell your mama it was self defence

I no dey like guys where dey fear fear like women/quote]
Crime / Re: Kidnappers And Killers Of Micah Isiah, Imo Undergraduate Arrested And Paraded by Slimranky(m): 6:18pm On May 22, 2020
May his soul rip,meanwhile envy has led so many young Nigerians to their early grave

#saynotoripping

If you be picker no let greed make you chop another Man's percentage

Some people are cruel.

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Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Slimranky(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2020
Bloodclot shit!!! Mehn
two things I hate hearing with my ears talk less seeing

Baby I'm on my period

Always pad

Almost threw up when I mistakenly touched one in my ex hand bag

Bitch don't come around if you're seeing your flow
Someone pls play Fat Joe lean back pls

Period disgust me like fvvk
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Twerks On Her Husband, Fisayo Michael by Slimranky(m): 8:31pm On May 21, 2020
I don't like fat ass like this, this ass can lead you to your early grave when she's riding you from the top,
This kind of fat ass gets worn out and disgusting when she gets old
Nothing like a moderate ass
That kinda cardi b, and
Jlo's ass

I'm yet to see any girl with a booty,light skin and perfect shape like cardi b in Nigeria

Meanwhile this nigga mcfish has his plans, I can bet my left balls that he has been banging this fat ass wayback before he decided to Marry her officially, me I don't like fat ass

I need a girlfriend just like cardi B
Politics / Re: Policemen Clash With Soldiers Few Poles To Ebonyi Government House by Slimranky(m): 8:19pm On May 21, 2020
Bumboclaat!!
if not that the senior police officers rushed down,those army reinforcement would have roasted them like BBQ fish

Na that time SARS Go know say army no be yahoo boys dem dey harass anyhow

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Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 11:55pm On May 20, 2020
Neville660:


God speaks to us through the medium of dreams and visions.so take your dream seriously.

Snake is symbolic here, and it signifies wisdom. This means you are at the point of awakeneing. More messages are to come to your dreams.

Amen Bro

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Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by Slimranky(m): 1:57pm On May 20, 2020
Blonkers!
Blonkers!!

Post Like this make real gees like us scared from getting married and coming from a place that cheating in marriage is highly prohibited

God may we not suffer finish
Get rich and marry the wrong woman
That WhatsApp message wey go lead to this kind marriage make I no send am
Meanwhile I wanna get so Rich and stack up my money in bullion Van's so that Interpol will question my source of income...
May we not be possessed with the spirit of poverty and entitlement....
Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:04am On May 20, 2020
gregyboy:
Oga have you tested of covik 1 9 birus


If not, go take some Madagascar liquor

That Madagascar bitters no dey work
Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:03am On May 20, 2020
banjicom:
grin

Signs of viewing and commenting on too many snake threads on nairaland.

No be lie,this snakes posts on front page should be reduced..
Culture / Re: What Ever Happened To The Bakassi Boys by Slimranky(m): 7:01am On May 20, 2020
Who knows they might have arraigned indaboski if they weren't disbanded
Sports / Re: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by Slimranky(m): 6:58am On May 20, 2020
Life's good when you have rabberz,
Money go make girl wey u no born call you Daddy
Money sweet
I want that bullion van money
Crime / Re: Lady, Whose Death Was Announced By Friends, Resurfaces (photo) by Slimranky(m): 6:54am On May 20, 2020
24kmagic:
Girls and preek
Just because she wants to go and collect preeq, she had to fake her own death smh.

Skibii did it
Ryan T did it

RyanT did what?

Now Margaret Ikumu has just done it

All these Buhari people sef


Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:56pm On May 18, 2020
Enoch07

Lol omo no be small fear catch me imagine me wake up by midnight begin sing praise and worship something wey I never do for long me self come wonder whether na me dey pray like this, but after smoking the remains of the last tap of ganja I have my tension eased up a little..
Culture / I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:36pm On May 18, 2020
Guy's no need to waste your time,let me hit the hammer on the nail one time,.
What is the meaning of killing a huge snake in a dream?
Last night I dreamt of seeing a huge snake slithering i have forgotten how it all happened I just remembered noticing how I hid my self with a machete on my right,and immediately it slithered pass me I used my machete and cut it into two leading to the death

Now I'm wondering what that means I had to Google
The meaning of killing a snake in a dream
Google said that could be me noticing and getting rid of fake friends who would have betrayed me or it means getting rid of unwanted pregnancy because sperm could be similar to a snake but I don't have any girlfriend talk less of getting any girl pregnant or is it because of the too much post on snake's I see on Naira land front page oftentimes here?
Celebrities / Re: Sister Afia And Freda Rhymz Nearly Fought At TV3 by Slimranky(m): 7:15pm On May 18, 2020
Bumboooclat!!

Yuh see that gyal pon di right picture deh?

She nah too beautiful but she hab a smooth standing boobs,her boobs nah fall like the walls of Jericho most girls hab righta nou,mi woulda luv fi rub my cocky in between that kinda titts and cum all over her face if she don't want badman fi cum inna her tight puumpuum

Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Gradual Ease Of Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 2 Weeks by Slimranky(m): 7:05pm On May 18, 2020
No matter the toughness inna di jungle a lion cyan never eat grass,meanwhile mek mi burn the last ganja and last bokkle of Heineken..
Pon mi house, man nuh die,man nuh rotten....

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