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Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:39pm On May 23, 2020 |
ChewingStick: How?? Clear me bro!! For this work Nobody knows all We learn erryday |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:39pm On May 23, 2020 |
ChewingStick: How?? Clear me bro!! For this work No be know all We learn erryday |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:20pm On May 23, 2020 |
beejay501: Bad guy You get a point but na small small remember Ana eji ego,achu ego You use money to find money 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:17pm On May 23, 2020 |
tyup: Bro white women freak me like mad, I wish to have an interracial child in my lifetime |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:15pm On May 23, 2020 |
PrettyPrint: You think?? You're not a real gee Do you know There's every possibility that your thoughts can be mere fallacies, She never let's me go if not She would have blocked me long time ago, Do you know what it means to be on sub every time and call in a video call There are many other Way's i contribute to her mental state and growth of the relationship You are wrong again,im not a Yahoo boy I'm not just into Nigeria girls I don't have any Nigeria gf I don't want either Overseas light skin women freak me like mad |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:09pm On May 23, 2020 |
juniorboma: If you had said this in your first reply I would have thanked you for your comment But you rather insulted me and called me jobless When you don't even know me Do you know that Tomorrow I can become the President of Nigeria? |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:05pm On May 23, 2020 |
Naija246: Bro na USA she dey That's why I'm stuck like this One mind dey tell me to bone her but When I see the picture of her fresh white clitoris I go reason am If I nor bang that tight white pussy Wetin I gain 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 12:01pm On May 23, 2020 |
juniorboma: Wise old man How does sharing my posts on naira land make me jobless?? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:46am On May 23, 2020 |
Seandisputed: Its not easy to get another legit contact wey go wan dey talk to you for long,some go chat with you,you go still carry dem come WhatsApp but at a point dem no go get the zeal to follow you talk again before you know dem go block you No be Yankee women?? Dose women get special demon wey dey work them Not to talk of USA if you know,you know 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:41am On May 23, 2020 |
Filomena: Remember nobody wants to be in a one sided relationship Even you self no go dey happy if your man no day return love and affection, I know She's too busy with working from home but I Need to be assured that she feels what I feel for her I nearly sent her an anakara clothe from Nigeria to USA you know how expensive that its but I almost did that to show her level's until the fight |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:38am On May 23, 2020 |
Liliantalks: She is too stubborn |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:37am On May 23, 2020 |
Filomena: Which attitude I stopped asking her for anything long time ago when I realized she wasn't gonna send anything And i'm making her understand I'm independent But she's just not romantic and she's to miss independent |
Romance / Should I Keep Talking With Her by Slimranky(m): 11:15am On May 23, 2020 |
Guys This is basically for my real niggas into dating or anyone who understands how long distance dating works I have known and been talking to this white woman (USA) for over 2 and half ways,we do have our arguments and quarrell that often leads to us not talking up to month's but we would still settle after I apologize Last year December was the 2nd time we had beef and not talk What caused the beef? Having known her for two year's and constant talking and video call's I can bet my left Ball's that this woman (8 years older than me,single never had kids she can't have a child because she has PCOD If you don't know Google PCOD PCOD makes her highly uncomfortable during her mentruation) She hasn't sent me a dime before Last year I asked her when she would come visit me in Nigeria she said maybe this year August complaining that it was too expensive to travel down here, I asked her for the souvenir she would bring along when she comes to visit, she told me she would bring sand from the beach she goes to chill every Sunday, while Me I been dey expect sneakers, clothes etc, She feels I'm Trying to use her when I ask her for stuffs like that, so I got mad and told her to fvvk her sand that I don't need it She said instead of me to say Baby I don't want anything but you I am making demand for stuffs Ok I later apologized but got enraged when I asked her the second time her plans for coming to Nigeria after some weeks last December She said she doesn't know in short because she needs to get a new car because her old car was faulty bla bla bla,at a point I taught she was playing around with me and not taking me serious We started fighting online Which led to her saying that I should Go and get another sugar momma and leave her alone I was so mad because all along I never saw her as a sugar mummy I told her this was the height of it all and I wouldn't talk to her again, she said same from January till April I didn't contact her on WhatsApp she didn't too But when ever I see her pictures in my laptop I get the urge to contact her again, until last week I sent her a butterfly picture Because she loves butterflies And it was just last night she replied me Check out screenshots from our chat last night My question is what do I really do with her,? I'm planing to leave her and not chat her for like one month till she heals from whatever she's facing now, Or what do you guys feel?? 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by Slimranky(m): 9:54am On May 23, 2020 |
Babatunde40: Which site is that? |
Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Observe The Eid Prayer At Home by Slimranky(m): 6:38pm On May 22, 2020 |
I get one Muslim contact wey dey Tunisia wey i just dey follow-up make I grab one or two formats here take update her tonight Me I no be Muslim but Ramadan Kareem to all the Muslims all over |
Health / Re: COVID-19: NCDC Validates Viral RNA Extraction by Slimranky(m): 6:31pm On May 22, 2020 |
That's good but wtf is happening to Mtn today or is it just myself,can't literary browse online with my Mtn line Mtn wetin dey play |
Family / Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Slimranky(m): 6:27pm On May 22, 2020 |
[quote author=Ebus12 post=89800407] But that will make him more aggressive bro From this your comment You're obviously not a real gee! You're a blonker Fight for your right You dey fear Fear fear Your fellow man dey oppress you Anytime he comes after you nigga take a bottle and burst His fucking head Make everywhere burst Tell your mama it was self defence I no dey like guys where dey fear fear like women/quote] |
Crime / Re: Kidnappers And Killers Of Micah Isiah, Imo Undergraduate Arrested And Paraded by Slimranky(m): 6:18pm On May 22, 2020 |
May his soul rip,meanwhile envy has led so many young Nigerians to their early grave #saynotoripping If you be picker no let greed make you chop another Man's percentage Some people are cruel. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Slimranky(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2020 |
Bloodclot shit!!! Mehn two things I hate hearing with my ears talk less seeing Baby I'm on my period Always pad Almost threw up when I mistakenly touched one in my ex hand bag Bitch don't come around if you're seeing your flow Someone pls play Fat Joe lean back pls Period disgust me like fvvk |
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Twerks On Her Husband, Fisayo Michael by Slimranky(m): 8:31pm On May 21, 2020 |
I don't like fat ass like this, this ass can lead you to your early grave when she's riding you from the top, This kind of fat ass gets worn out and disgusting when she gets old Nothing like a moderate ass That kinda cardi b, and Jlo's ass I'm yet to see any girl with a booty,light skin and perfect shape like cardi b in Nigeria Meanwhile this nigga mcfish has his plans, I can bet my left balls that he has been banging this fat ass wayback before he decided to Marry her officially, me I don't like fat ass I need a girlfriend just like cardi B |
Politics / Re: Policemen Clash With Soldiers Few Poles To Ebonyi Government House by Slimranky(m): 8:19pm On May 21, 2020 |
Bumboclaat!! if not that the senior police officers rushed down,those army reinforcement would have roasted them like BBQ fish Na that time SARS Go know say army no be yahoo boys dem dey harass anyhow 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 11:55pm On May 20, 2020 |
Neville660: Amen Bro 1 Like |
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by Slimranky(m): 1:57pm On May 20, 2020 |
Blonkers! Blonkers!! Post Like this make real gees like us scared from getting married and coming from a place that cheating in marriage is highly prohibited God may we not suffer finish Get rich and marry the wrong woman That WhatsApp message wey go lead to this kind marriage make I no send am Meanwhile I wanna get so Rich and stack up my money in bullion Van's so that Interpol will question my source of income... May we not be possessed with the spirit of poverty and entitlement.... |
Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:04am On May 20, 2020 |
gregyboy: That Madagascar bitters no dey work |
Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:03am On May 20, 2020 |
banjicom: No be lie,this snakes posts on front page should be reduced.. |
Culture / Re: What Ever Happened To The Bakassi Boys by Slimranky(m): 7:01am On May 20, 2020 |
Who knows they might have arraigned indaboski if they weren't disbanded |
Sports / Re: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by Slimranky(m): 6:58am On May 20, 2020 |
Life's good when you have rabberz, Money go make girl wey u no born call you Daddy Money sweet I want that bullion van money |
Crime / Re: Lady, Whose Death Was Announced By Friends, Resurfaces (photo) by Slimranky(m): 6:54am On May 20, 2020 |
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Culture / Re: I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:56pm On May 18, 2020 |
Enoch07 Lol omo no be small fear catch me imagine me wake up by midnight begin sing praise and worship something wey I never do for long me self come wonder whether na me dey pray like this, but after smoking the remains of the last tap of ganja I have my tension eased up a little.. |
Culture / I Had A Dream Last Night by Slimranky(m): 7:36pm On May 18, 2020 |
Guy's no need to waste your time,let me hit the hammer on the nail one time,. What is the meaning of killing a huge snake in a dream? Last night I dreamt of seeing a huge snake slithering i have forgotten how it all happened I just remembered noticing how I hid my self with a machete on my right,and immediately it slithered pass me I used my machete and cut it into two leading to the death Now I'm wondering what that means I had to Google The meaning of killing a snake in a dream Google said that could be me noticing and getting rid of fake friends who would have betrayed me or it means getting rid of unwanted pregnancy because sperm could be similar to a snake but I don't have any girlfriend talk less of getting any girl pregnant or is it because of the too much post on snake's I see on Naira land front page oftentimes here? |
Celebrities / Re: Sister Afia And Freda Rhymz Nearly Fought At TV3 by Slimranky(m): 7:15pm On May 18, 2020 |
Bumboooclat!! Yuh see that gyal pon di right picture deh? She nah too beautiful but she hab a smooth standing boobs,her boobs nah fall like the walls of Jericho most girls hab righta nou,mi woulda luv fi rub my cocky in between that kinda titts and cum all over her face if she don't want badman fi cum inna her tight puumpuum
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Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Gradual Ease Of Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 2 Weeks by Slimranky(m): 7:05pm On May 18, 2020 |
No matter the toughness inna di jungle a lion cyan never eat grass,meanwhile mek mi burn the last ganja and last bokkle of Heineken.. Pon mi house, man nuh die,man nuh rotten....
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