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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:52pm On Mar 18, 2020
Maryjane001:
Don't worry Slimranky, if the gal wants what you want.....she ll definitely come around someday. No biggie

No shaking no reason all those bad talk wey i give you
I ain't gat nothing against you
Just Here to learn and have fun
I'm Sorry if I said anything to hurt you
I'm a postive energy I don't keep grudges and have no hate in me
You're not ugly
You're beautiful Maryjane
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:48pm On Mar 18, 2020
DenreleDave:


Put me tru ur online stuff na... I see say u be correct cashy..

U understand na

Baba e no easy, the issue be say street hard these days before you go see job these days e dey hard,
Even when job go come ripper's go wan carry your money run
Na him make niggas dey go dibia house do one or two to plus up.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:54pm On Mar 18, 2020
DenreleDave:



Chai.. Even if she no bring her sister come.. So far she don tell her mama, no fvck her oooo... No fvck her at all Cox she go tell her mama say u fvck her.. ND u no the meaning of dt kind thing


Better u uninvited her

Swears bro, even the mama knows where am working
She fit carry her brothers come cramp me for work sef
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Son, Zion Eating Local Nigerian Food by Slimranky(m): 9:38pm On Mar 18, 2020
Seunmomoh can you make me a baby cute like this??
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:32pm On Mar 18, 2020
Maryjane001:

Lol...

Lol Enemy of progress

Wetin I do u
I know say na u go first comment

Your wish don come to pass abi

As I no fvvk her again tomorrow u don happy na
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:21pm On Mar 18, 2020
DenreleDave:

How far, u later got dt girl?

How pls give us full details

I just called that girl to ask her if she's still coming tomorrow, she said yes and she already told her mum she wants to go see me tomorrow, because the mama sabi me but the mum gave her one condition of going to see me since her junior sis is on mid term break,she must take her junior sis along with her to my house, and she always tell her mum everywhere she has to go.

Omo I GATS uninvite her sharply
She con dey ask me wetin she go now tell her mama happen why she no go come my house again,


I told her to tell her that I had an emergency and traveled

Which kind small pikin play be that??
Wetin people wan talk

And I know say some kind feminist wey dey here go dey very happy to hear this latest update
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 8:53pm On Mar 18, 2020
Paxie55:

For your mind? Lool.
If you know sha. I won't tell you.
Don't ever think women are that foolish grin

So wetin u dey think now?

Say she wan give me bill abi
Romance / Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Slimranky(m): 6:42pm On Mar 18, 2020
DenreleDave:
Pastor in charge: Martinez39s
Ass Pst in charge : JONNYSPUTE


Anointed men of God: Pst Ubunja, Bishop Mrcork, Apostle Omar09, Pst lady Pocohantas, Pst Unatoto

Choir : Riele, seunmohmoh, simplepee, obontami, prinx55555, iamplato, petyprincess, biGDhAp, francesco01, UyaiIncomparabl,

Usher: maynation, SassyGem101, tohyorsih2, MiVida, Gentleboy15, crobo.

Pst body guard: Liru.sehn, Kingsteve, dominique, Slimranky,

Medic on stand: proclinician, funmisticqueen2, medicH, Ishilove, seangy4konji

Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio


People that will act as corona virus
Corona guy: Froshloaded
Corona girl : casalindal


Host: Lalasticlala Seun

Venue: Nairaland front page (Romance)

Provided seunmomoh dont lead the choir because Men dick go dey stand anyhow oh especially when seunmomoh and choir go stand dey sing for church
Romance / Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Slimranky(m): 6:38pm On Mar 18, 2020
Gofwane:
bishop Gofwane will administer the ogogoro communion


Na Randy Orton smack down I go dey do any corona virus wey near altar

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 6:35pm On Mar 18, 2020
DenreleDave:


Nice one

E get one babe wey just call me now, she dey
300 level law ,this particular babe never for once call me ever since we exchanged number's, when I called her once and she never picked

She later called I no pick I come form busy after like two three weeks na she just call me now,to tell me say she come my work place but me I don close for the day I worked morning shift

Most time's the best way to get naija babe's is to never throw your self at them or act like a tasty nigga

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 6:26pm On Mar 18, 2020
Gofwane:
Shoot her in the head then bang her corpse

God forbid bad thing (spits)

No be me and you dey for that one
I'm never a murderer
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 6:24pm On Mar 18, 2020
foleskay:
Guy come update us on the outcome oo. Did u later kpansh her? Mention or quote me

Na tomorrow she suppose come bro
I go play you the tape tomorrow
She write jamb on Tuesday
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 6:23pm On Mar 18, 2020
Preshieben:
You said u helped her with work
Can you help me too?

Where's your location?
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 6:21pm On Mar 18, 2020
DenreleDave:

How far, u later got dt girl?

How pls give us full details

Baba na tomorrow Thursday she suppose come according to plan,she wrote her exams on Tuesday
I go give you the details tomorrow as every every take play
Romance / Re: She's Pregnant And Wants To Terminate it. by Slimranky(m): 5:57am On Mar 18, 2020
Man up call her parents also call your parents let them know before a friend or close relations sends the information to her parents before u do because that kind information they fly like eagle

Don't abort that child so after 2 or ,3 years you wouldn't be visiting different prayer houses for miracle
Romance / Re: She's Pregnant And Wants To Terminate it. by Slimranky(m): 5:47am On Mar 18, 2020
UnaToto:
When you were inserting your small prick in her wide Toto it didn't occur to you to inform us, now that your small prick has proven it's worth you want an advice from UnaToto.




My advice is,do everything possible to keep the child because he might be the next Ronaldo who will help Nigeria win the world cup.


This man again how u take know say her Toto wide, who be your dealer bro?



UnaToto
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 5:43am On Mar 18, 2020
Adgideon:
but in the real sense of the matter i still pass my message, cos most times big eyes they push us enter wahala

No shaking

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Health / Re: Help! Irregular Period Is Making Me Go Crazy by Slimranky(m): 2:05am On Mar 18, 2020
seunmohmoh:
I also have irregular menstruation and the doctor also told me I'm fine. I think it's normal.

Don't relax because of what one doctor said

Go for pcod scan and test
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 2:03am On Mar 18, 2020
Adgideon:
He didn't tell u the last one, and ur sense did not not tell u to sensible enuf to make u knw that you are insensitive to know that d 3rd one is where lies the devil's agenda so u should b sensiable to that there is no sense in what u'er contaplating in doing, ur friend can be either a ritualist, kidnapper or armed robber and the earlier u stay far from him the better 4 u if u allow greed to capture you. e no go easy for u

E no get how you fit advice person without adding insults and abusive words
Wetin come bring the no sense and greed for this thread
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 2:01am On Mar 18, 2020
2ndchance44:
It all depends. Some people are naturally lucky. If they add voodoo, it gets better and they make good money. Others with bad luck, may bath the same soap from January till Christmas and no show.

99% of what you make via G using voodoo will evaporate into thin air unless you are lucky to invest it and reap the rewards.

The more potent the charm, the more dangerous the ingredients, the more money you make, the more wahala for you when the repercussions come.

If you can, learn a skill either online or offline, work hard, pray to God, blessings will come.

------
My experience with G plus voodoo is quite a story, I will tell it so you can learn from it.

To be continued....

Baba tell us your story
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 1:36am On Mar 18, 2020
kelvinrhs:


Can you tell me the price range so I go dey prepared and I no go look like jjc

I googled it and I am very interested because it'll only enhance her sexually and not knock her out

I will even play the victim sef���


Hmmm,Kevin I no dey oh
Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Girl Dies After Accidentally Shooting Herself In Indiana (Photo) by Slimranky(m): 10:46pm On Mar 17, 2020
Oluwa wetin dey occur?
Chai see fine little girl come die because of carelessness from her mama and papa
Who even keep rifle for her reach??
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 10:33pm On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=Alfather post=87514255]Op nor let am pain you again. Just thank God you weren,t born a famale. You cant marry all the women in the world just look for the one you can manage life with.[/quote

Most times I acknowledge the strength and discipline of some of these faithful husband's out there considering the polygamy nature of men

And the number of beautiful girl's/women showing up on a daily
You go dey see one fine girl, come dey think say na she fine pass,until you sight another hot chick wey set die....omo e no easy in psquare's voice
Health / Re: Help! Irregular Period Is Making Me Go Crazy by Slimranky(m): 10:14pm On Mar 17, 2020
Go for test sis
This could be a case of PCOD
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:04pm On Mar 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


U will be taught the same in a prison yard if she reports u for rape

Tell em Bro

The problem is that what if he successfully pours that substance into her drink,after drinking she never wakes up
It would now be a murder case,because most of these people walking around are not healthy enough especially in this buhari regime,
I don't support drugging females or raping them no matter the kind spiritual konji wey hold me
Wouldn't let 15 mins pleasure ruin my evergreen future
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 9:56pm On Mar 17, 2020
Westernlove:


There Is nothing you can do about the fake life of some of thsese hoes, 90%of nigerian ladies from poor homes live fake lives and they Lie too much. They are the ones you will usually see frequent online most of the time. See that mgbeke wey filter her picture put fake scarf on top lol....

Lol mgbeke no be small
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:15am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Same way he should stop making foolish assumptions about my life too. This is a faceless forum anyway, nobody knows who Sha.

I'm at work now
Will give u all the attention u need when I'm on break
Next time u see a thread u don't like simply move on and never cast the first stone
I never told u she's paying me back with sex its been months I helped her and never asked for a favour
Whether karma deals with me or not its none of your biz
Save that drama and preaching for your unborn kids.
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 10:15am On Mar 17, 2020
purples25:
Even if some are old and 'ugly' and so on, what's wrong with that? And what is wrong with them looking for partners here? What is wrong with men accepting old and ugly women? Why does that concern and pain you? Perhaps the old and ugly women did something to you? It would be sad if you just hate them for what they are and not that you are bringing this lot of trouble on yourself because one of them troubled you. That would make you childish.

What is the cause and purpose of your vendetta?

Why degrade and demean them and lower their worth to fellow men? Hmm.


Yall don't read and have issue's with understanding, did I ever say there's anything wrong with old and ugly women scouting for partners??
I'm only against the ones who tell lies about their identity,sending another persons picture because they probably don't feel secured about their identity
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 10:11am On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
So the men who take them up on their offer got everything going for them? They also wouldn't be online, scouting personal ads if they had much luck out there. Don't talk as if we've not seen what NL has to offer as far as guys are concerned. Many should take a leaf from said ladies & shouldn't have any of their grimacing pictures up for all to see grin

It's traumatizing.

Youre right,Most of those men are the one's who follows anything under the skirt,they love it badly
Romance / Re: Majority Of Girl's Seeking For Relationship Here Are Either Ugly Or Old by Slimranky(m): 10:06am On Mar 17, 2020
gozzlin:


I tell you, it's really depressing when you are envisaging a beautiful damsel but finally realizing you've been chatting/speaking with a fugly broad all along. And the most annoying thing is that most of them have got attitudinal problems. Like seriously?! How can you be fugly and bitchy at the same time?!

Really sickening.

No be lie,at least if babe wey fine dey give u attitude you go fit endure
No be say babe go WOR WOR come dey form cardi B
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:00am On Mar 17, 2020
Starboytwo:
how will the guy go to jail tongue

No mind that rapist
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:59am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Oh....You even went ahead to start viewing my pics......
I agree that I m ugly ND local.....but not more than ur mother asshole.
What achievement v u made in ur miserable life other than digging a pussy and u r here comparing yourself to me and my bf?
At least he is so much better than what u will ever be in ur entire miserable wretched life.

Go suck your mother bitch

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