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 Romance / Re: There Is Always One Guy That Fvck We Ladies Free- Beautiful Nigerian Lady Reveal by Slimranky(m): 2:42pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
| Romance / Re: My Weed Experience by Slimranky(m): 2:39pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
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| Romance / Re: My Weed Experience by Slimranky(m): 2:16pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
Guy's weed tends to stay in your whole system and can high you for like a whole day if you Cook, or use it to do canabutter another style you should also try if you dont want to smoke but want the weed to high you for a longer time is buying a good weed,getting a handy crushing equipment crush the weed into a powder form then get a chilled yoghurt Pour the weed in the yoghurt and shake if you're a weed chimney and mad stoner like me Leave am overnight The trip's no be here And don't forget to get a dark shades rayban glasses preferably because your eyes go dimm Do that and quote me after But if you're a starter in smoking weed take it gently no rush am before your brain go knock 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance / Re: There Is Always One Guy That Fvck We Ladies Free- Beautiful Nigerian Lady Reveal by Slimranky(m): 1:43pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
In other words she's trying to say that not all men that visits a motel pays for sex Mind you not only those women living in a motel are harlot A married woman once told me that every girl is a run's girl until she gets married 5 Likes
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| Education / Re: How Useful Is/was Your Bachelor's Degree? by Slimranky(m): 11:47am On Apr 16, 2020 |
dukeprince50: One can even do a part-time schooling and still be working or doing a business irrespective of their age.. |
| Romance / Re: My Weed Experience by Slimranky(m): 5:13am On Apr 16, 2020 |
Been 8 years I started smoking weed I can wake up by ,4am when y'all still sleeping and I'm smoking at my backyard talking to the god's and they do talk back to me Weed can't make u mad That's a fallacious rumour If true I should have been mad 8 years ago Weed dey only make me dey low key and always stay on guard, for e.g after smoking weed and you come around I go begin think say you be criminal or you wan come steal my phone so it makes me stay vigilante Weed helps me at my work place When I mix and roll 12 kg of flour for pizza I no dey know Weed dey make me do 10 sharwamma and hot dog same time in 10 mins Weed aka Igbo go make you sing like 2face if you're an upcoming artiste... As its now I no get girlfriend so Igbo na my comforter If nor be for Igbo Who knows I for don go commit suicide After I lost both parents iF E GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN SMOKE IF E NOR GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN QUIT Lastly nothing beats the Joy I get after smoking weed, staying low key and blasting the songs of Jhus,alkaline, Beenie man, etc with my apple ear phone wey get bass That feeling sweet pass woman pussy 12 Likes 2 Shares
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| Politics / Re: Aregbesola: COVID-19 Delaying Recruitment Of 774,000 Street Cleaners by Slimranky(m): 9:34am On Apr 15, 2020 |
Guy's I know that the lockdown is affecting everything, everyone in the country including job opportunities both federal, state and private But has anyone gotten any info or update from Nigerian immigration service recruitment online enrollment that just ended few days ago |
| Career / Re: Will Salary Be Paid During This Lockdown Period? by Slimranky(m): 9:27am On Apr 15, 2020 |
Wahala dey Most private sectors won't pay because they only pay when you work,even if you want to go seek for another job or plan b,one way or the other the lockdown would still affect your plans,nothing better than been independent  1 Like |
| Health / Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Slimranky(m): 10:52am On Apr 14, 2020 |
Wear sanitized boxers and pants only |
| Religion / Re: The Monitor Lizard I Killed For My Easter Celebration (Easter Sunday) by Slimranky(m): 8:02pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Advertiseit: Which kain thing be dis? Na everything una go chop? Don't you know some meat's are ungodly  Damnn |
| Religion / Re: How Will You Be Celebrating Your Easter Today? by Slimranky(m): 8:55am On Apr 12, 2020 |
doctore212: You're doing well |
| Religion / Re: How Will You Be Celebrating Your Easter Today? by Slimranky(m): 8:48am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Will Cook beans and spaghetti Smoke some weed Visit my aunty eat rice and stew and beef Visit my nigga Drink some whisky Smoke some weed and Arizona
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| Food / Re: What Special Delicacy Are You Cooking Today Been Easter Sunday (christians) by Slimranky(m): 7:37am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Guys can we pls make this thread fun and lively post a pic of what you cooked today later on |
| Food / What Special Delicacy Are You Cooking Today Been Easter Sunday (christians) by Slimranky(m): 7:32am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Hey guys Happy easter celebration to the Christians in this forum Christ is risen He's alive On a lighter note what are you cooking today As for me am trying something new Jollof spaghetti and beans 1 packet spaghetti 3 cups beans 1 Seasoning Cube(knorr) 1 Sachet Seasoning powder (Mivina) 1 medium Onions 4 large Fresh red pepper 1/4 cup groundnut oil 1 Sachet Gino Tomatoes 1/2 cup Crayfish Salt 3 Eggs But am going to add mine sardine Later I will post the food pic's here Meanwhile salivate on this one
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| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 6:48am On Apr 12, 2020 |
AntiChristian: The worst part is that people came there as early as 2am and the process would have ended today But just now as am typing on radio the state government just suspended the process to enable the social distance order against covid_19 |
| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 6:45am On Apr 12, 2020 |
chiemmanuel: Most people carry cylinder wey don bad Come fill Like say person mistakenly one person light cigar 2 seconds everywhere burst 1 Like |
| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 6:32am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Bluntguy: Like say one person get corona the whole of umuahia for don contact by now Because that crowd go don contact other people for town,house etc |
| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 6:30am On Apr 12, 2020 |
chiemmanuel: Wetin you dey talk bro I Dey tell you say some top officials from the govt press and some security personnel and worker's of that station wey suppose calm matter down were sneaking cylinders of their own,family or friends cylinders to go fill from backyard
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| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 6:24am On Apr 12, 2020 |
CYBERWEAVER: Bro awoof dey run belle oh the worst part is that the gas station isn't situated in the town,coming from the town you would pay #300 for 3 drops that's #100 for each drop #600 to and fro Some people paid that amount and still lost their gas cylinders No gas No cylinders   1 Like
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| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 5:41am On Apr 12, 2020 |
majamajic: [color=#990000][/color] True At a point I got scared of my life because of explosion and left when I realised how stupid could be As most people came with a bad cylinder And some came with cylinders they haven't used in a whole year One man's cylinder start leaking heavey gas and the whole place was oozing with gas and a little spark could blaze up the whole place 1 Like 1 Share
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| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 5:27am On Apr 12, 2020 |
majamajic: Bro the worst part is that even despite mopol using his shocker to scare people away People still wouldn't listen. What really caught My eye was when I saw a pregnant woman backing her tender kid was been pushed around whilst struggling to join the cue Like wtf was she doing there? Why would her family or husband let her be there? Mehn people really need help in our country I wish I had it all would have done a give away for these people 2 Likes |
| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 5:14am On Apr 12, 2020 |
More pic's
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| Health / Re: Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 5:13am On Apr 12, 2020 |
The whole process was messed up because there was no orderliness and the process of filling the gas cylinders was done through IM Some other hoodlums who came there empty handed saw that as opportunity to steal people's gas cylinders
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| Health / Abia Residents Struggle To Get Free Cooking Gas by Slimranky(m): 5:07am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Yesterday I visited a crowded gas station in umuahia Abia state, "Second Coming" gas station previously on live radio the owner of the cooking gas station pledged to give a free 8kg of cooking gas as his own palliative care measure's towards covid_19 When I got there I saw a large crowd,struggling to join the cue, after 7 hour's most people's cylinders wasn't filled.
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| Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG May Extend Lockdown As Cases Rise To 305 by Slimranky(m): 10:53am On Apr 11, 2020 |
But why baba presido no wear nose mask? Is he immuned to covid_19 Abeg baba protect yourself oh I no wan hear say anything do you oh my beloved president 1 Like |
| Health / Re: Three Crowns Milk Launches Program To Keep Nigerians Fit While At Home by Slimranky(m): 7:18am On Apr 11, 2020 |
My problem is that after spending money to fill my 7kg cooking gas last week This other gas company in my town is giving out free gas up to 75kg to people today  [color=#006600][/color] |
| Politics / Re: Malami Ask Governors To Decongest Prisons Immediately by Slimranky(m): 5:57am On Apr 11, 2020 |
Very good,those inmates when released should exhibit a remorseful character 3 Likes |
| Food / Re: Mystery Cows: Kogi Bans Beef Consumption In Lokoja by Slimranky(m): 5:52am On Apr 11, 2020 |
Yenefer: Some greedy folk's would still eat that beef from the cow's even when it could be detrimental and dangerous to their health, those cow's could have contacted covid_19  1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by Slimranky(m): 10:06pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
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